Beginner martial arts

Qin Yue said: "Big head, time is limited, I can only teach you a set of internal skills, a set of sword techniques, and the rest of your own comprehension." Zhu Datou said, "Okay." Qin Yue said: "First of all, I learned internal strength, I learned it from my uncle, the foundation of a Shaolin layman's disciple, but my uncle is only a third-rate qualification, and what he has learned is incomplete, and he can't compare with the real master of the inner family." The way of internal strength, the first is in the sincerity, the intention is to keep the dantian, the things and I forget, through the purple mansion, fine and long. "At the moment, Qin Yue taught Zhu Datou Shaolin laymen incomplete internal skills.

Qin Yue said: "Big head, these are the key points, practice once a day in the morning and evening in the future, the growth of internal strength cannot be achieved overnight, do not be greedy for merit, remember?" Zhu Datou said: "Remember." As he spoke, he suddenly said to Qin Yue: "Big brother, there is an urgent matter related to my sister-in-law, it's not good not to tell her, I suddenly remembered, and immediately told her that I will be back in 5 minutes." After saying that, he ran away like a rabbit off the string, and Qin Yue looked at Zhu Datou's back helplessly.

Zhu Datou ran to Qin Sister-in-law's side and was out of breath, and Qin Sister-in-law said: "Look at your old man's honor, it will be more like sticking out your tongue again." Zhu Datou said: "Urgent, I don't have time to explain more, you turn on the recording function of your mobile phone, and I want to record the sound of Brother Quan Qin teaching me knife techniques." I just finished recording the internal strength on my mobile phone, I'm afraid I won't be able to stick to it, your phone is good, borrow me a one. "Qin Wuwen adjusted it and handed it to the big head.

The big head ran back again: "Okay, big brother, my sister-in-law is very happy, saying that I am fortunate that I told her earlier." Qin Yue said: "Now we start to practice the sword, this is the most difficult, there is less time, we can't teach more, last night when I went to bed, I thought about the characteristics of your blade, teach you twelve styles, this is barely enough." Zhu Datou said: "Thank you, big brother, I don't know which twelve styles?" Qin Yue said: "These twelve styles are the three offensive styles and the three defensive styles. He smiled again and said, "There are also three ways to steal chickens." Zhu Datou was surprised and delighted and said: "There is also a knife to steal chickens?" Qin Yue smiled and said: "I think according to the characteristics of the chicken you used to steal, your knife is short, and people really don't take advantage of it, but surprise attacks can often work wonders, you are walking outside, carrying a treasure knife, and the beauty of the sister-in-law is too good, I am afraid that there will be a bad person's heart, if you encounter an accident, the first strike is strong, make a surprise attack, a move to defeat the enemy, do not have the kindness of a woman, otherwise it will fall into the hands of the bad people, your things are too good, others will most likely kill people and destroy their mouths, if the sister-in-law falls into the hands of the bad people, I am afraid that life is worse than death, Therefore, a manly husband can't do things like a mother-in-law, it's good that you know about it, don't tell your mother-in-law. Zhu Datou said: "Okay, I will definitely protect my sister-in-law, you say so, I think this is the best to steal chickens with three knives." Qin Yue said: "Well, there are also three types of hunting, which are used to prevent encountering wild beasts, bad people do bad things, and they like to pretend to be gentlemen, which also gives us emergency time, but beasts are different." Zhu Datou said: "They don't know how to be polite. Qin Yue said, "Yes." Dealing with wild beasts is actually very simple, remember three points, the first point, don't be afraid, you have killed people, are you still afraid of wild beasts, and then you are killing people and breaking the law, killing wild beasts has meat to eat. Zhu Datou said: "Well, I know, although the beast is ugly, but many people have more faces than beasts, and the beast looks very cute, in fact, I like to visit the zoo." Qin Yue said, "What zoo?" Zhu Datou knew that he had missed his mouth, so he hurriedly interrupted: "Big brother, will this beast also know moves?" Like the Shaolin faction, the Wudang faction? Qin Yue said: "Nonsense, the second point is that you have a knife in your hand, this knife is too powerful, no matter what beast, as long as you use this knife, you can pierce all their bones, it can be said that as long as you blow, it can be fatal." The third point is not to let the beast hurt the vital point, so that at the critical moment, you can exchange a small injury for the beast's life. These three points are principles, and I will teach you the specific moves from the beginning. ”

Qin Wuwen leisurely caught grasshoppers and butterflies and fished, very happy, but the last fish was not caught, and finally gave up, thinking to herself: "It seems that catching fish without tools is really a technical job, that is, the thief who dies will do it, and Miss Ben will not do it, which means that Miss Ben is a good person." After finding her mental balance, she couldn't help but smile, but she didn't want Qin Yue to be the same now, she wouldn't just be stupid.

Suddenly, Qin looked into the distance and said, "It's broken!" ”

After Qin Yue finished teaching Zhu Datou's last move, Zhu Datou was nervous when he heard it: "Say, what's broken?" Pursuers? Brother Qin is here, what are you afraid of? Qin said: "It's bad, the sun is about to set, we haven't eaten lunch yet, and you don't know how to cook." Qin Yue and Zhu Datou looked at each other and smiled, only then did they realize that the two of them taught and practiced one by one, and they both knew that time was tight and they both forgot to eat, and Miss Qin was used to the days when she came to her clothes to reach out for food and open her mouth, and she was hungry when no one gave her food, and she didn't think about it.

Qin Yue said: "It's just right to eat dinner together, let's do it together." "At the moment, everyone is collecting the materials for dinner, and Zhu is still in charge. Zhu Datou said: "Big brother, don't you want to try your craft again?" Qin Yue said: "It's okay to do it, it's not that I really can't help it, I'm too lazy to cook." Everyone laughed. Qin said: "Big head, you have learned martial arts today, and you are half a person in the martial arts, which is gratifying, but you forgot to apprentice." Qin Yue said: "What kind of teacher, what I teach is only an emergency method, not a teaching." Zhu Datou said: "Brother Qin, sister-in-law, I have an idea, I don't know if I should say it." Qin said, "Say, why are you like a little daughter-in-law?" Zhu Datou said: "This and this." ”

Qin Yue laughed: "Say, brother, I understand your thoughts, sister-in-law, I see that the three of us have been deceived by the Qin great good man, and we almost lost our lives, and we can be regarded as friends in trouble, sister-in-law, you are unique, and the big head is also kind-hearted, I like to make friends, it is better for us to become brothers and sisters with different surnames, and we will have blessings and hardships in the future, what do you think?" Qin and Zhu Datou said, "Yes! That's great. ”

At that moment, the three of them took three small wooden sticks from the bonfire, piled up the earth for the furnace, inserted the sticks for incense, and bowed to the moon.

Qin Yue said: "I'm Qin Yue." ”

Zhu Datou said: "I Zhu Datou"

Qin said: "I'm Qin Woman"

Qin Yue Zhu Datou Qin Sister-in-law: "The three of us are married to Jinlan today, and we will be blessed and enjoy hardships in the future, not to be born on the same day and month of the same year, but to die on the same day of the same month and the same year." ”

The three of them held hands, and they all felt infinite joy.

Qin Yue said, "Big head, sister-in-law, how old are you?" Zhu Datou said, "I'm twenty." Qin said, "I'm seventeen." Qin Yue said, "I'm thirty-one." Zhu Datou and Qin said, "Big brother! Qin Yue said: "Second brother, third sister, I bow today, the eldest brother is very happy, but unfortunately I drank all the wine last night, otherwise I should be drunk." Qin said: "Little sister doesn't want to be a person in the rivers and lakes, and I don't want to be in addition to that hypocrite, our old Qin family still has a hero brother like you." Zhu Datou said: "I will also be an organized person in the future." ”

All three said at the same time, "Eat!" ”

Then they smelled a smell of burning, and the three of them were shocked at the same time, and went to get the fish on the campfire, only to see that most of them were already burnt. The three of them smiled helplessly, and Qin Yue said: "Since I was a child, I have suffered everything, and I can eat it when I am burnt, eat!" Third sister, you don't have to burnt it. At that moment, he tore off the unscorched and gave it to his sister-in-law, and Qin said, "Thank you, big brother." He tore a small piece and gave it to Qin Yue and said, "Big brother, you can also taste it, the second brother has good intestines, you can eat anything." Zhu Datou said: "You are in a group with your old Qin family?" All three laughed at the same time.

Qin Yue said: "I haven't been so happy for a long time, but unfortunately I have to leave tomorrow, if you have something to do in the future, find the army of Xinchenghou, and you can find the eldest brother." Qin and Zhu said, "Okay." ”

Sister-in-law Qin asked, "Big brother, you are in such a hurry to leave, what is the urgency?" Qin Yue said: "Annan has been unstable, the saint is angry, and Lord Zhang is about to be ordered to go on the expedition. Zhu Datou said: "Annan? Qin said: "South of Guangzhou." Zhu Datou also understood that it was Vietnam, Zhu Datou said: "Forgive a few little thieves, what kind of climate will it become, after the army, it will not be wiped out." Qin Yue said: "I don't know the specific situation yet, but last time, the army lost its troops, and the governor Lan Tianba, who came back, said that he had encountered a monster." Qin and Zhu said, "Huh?! Qin Yue said: "I don't believe in this either, but I heard that the blue sky tyrant originally marched smoothly, and the army was defeated by Annan, but he encountered a group of long-nosed monsters, and instead suffered a defeat." Qin and Zhu said, "Long-nosed monsters? Qin Yue said: "Yes, the Holy Lord asked Lan Tianba, what is that long-nosed monster?" Lan Tianba said that he didn't know either, but the long-nosed monster liked to smile with big teeth and eat with his nose. The saint was furious, saying that he was a bully, knocked out two of his front teeth, cut off both hands, and said that let him learn the nose monster to eat with his nose, no more hands. Qin and Zhu Datou both felt cold: "It's so cruel." Qin Yue: "Hey, the power of the Holy Heaven is unpredictable, but that long-nosed monster doesn't know what it is." ”

Qin Sister-in-law and Zhu Datou glanced at each other, both smiling, Qin Yue said, "Second brother, third sister, what are you laughing at?" Qin said, "Big head, go and bring the painting." Zhu Datou went to get the painting, and Qin took a extinguished wooden stick, put the painting on the ground upside down, painted the elephant on the back of the painting with charcoal, and drew the war horse and the man next to the elephant in proportion. Sister-in-law Qin said, "Big brother, that long-nosed monster is this thing. Qin Yue said, "Oh, it's so big? What is it called? Zhu Datou said, "Big brother, this is called an elephant." Qin Yue gasped: "Can this guy pierce with a gun?" Qin said: "Big brother, I don't dare to say this, although this guy has rough skin and thick meat, but he also has a soft underbelly." Qin Yue said, "Ao? Third sister, what kind of weakness do you say? Qin said: "Its weakness is its long nose, which is very soft and very afraid of pain. Qin Yue laughed: "I didn't expect this." Qin said: "In addition, this guy is also afraid of tigers. When the time comes, you get some tiger skins and put them on their horses, and they will be afraid. Qin Yue said: "Okay, I killed a tiger some time ago, and when I go to the south, there are more tigers, and there is no problem with tiger skins." Zhu Datou said: "Big brother, I also have an idea." Qin Yue said, "Second brother, what do you say?" Zhu Datou said: "Big brother, this thing is still afraid of mice." Qin Yue said, "Would such a big guy be afraid of mice?" Zhu Datou said: "Exactly, it is afraid that rats will get into its nose and eyes." Qin Yue said, "Ao." Zhu Datou said: "When the time comes, you ask everyone to catch a mouse, and when the two armies face each other, grab the tail of the mouse and throw it on the door of the elephant's head, and they will be scared away, but the tail of the mouse may be easy to break, so grab the head of the mouse and throw it." Qin said, "Second brother, are you talking about a spectrum?" Zhu Datou said: "You can try, you can try, hehe." ”

Qin Yue smiled and said, "Oh, I think this Zhengnan general, it's time for my third sister and second brother to do it." Zhu Datou was proud. Qin Yue said: "I didn't expect that I saved you unintentionally, but I saved the lives of thousands of people in the Ming Army." If it succeeds, I will ask Master Zhang to give you a credit. Qin said: "As long as the eldest brother is safe and sound, it will be good." ”

Zhu Datou said, "Oops." Qin said, "What's wrong." Zhu Datou said, "The painting you painted is broken." Qin said: "It's a pity for a painting, if it's broken, it's broken." Qin Yue said: "The third sister is very open-minded, second brother, you must protect the third sister and don't bully her." Zhu Datou said: "How dare you, it has always been the third sister who bullied the second brother." The three laughed. Qin Yue said: "Another thing to tell you to rest assured, although the martial arts of the great Qin Dashan people have been merciful to me, but it has been ten percent and less than one is left, because the Qin family's overlord gun can't let such a villain tarnish his reputation, he must be taught a lesson, the martial arts taught by the eldest brother are fast, although you can't become a master, but you can get started quickly, the second brother, you practice diligently according to the martial arts taught by the eldest brother, it is estimated that after ten days and a half months, in case of future encounters, it is at least equal, as for the second and second of the bulls, it is not a problem." ”

The next morning, the sky was clear, and Qin said, "I have never seen such a blue sky, but it's a pity that the eldest brother is leaving." Qin Yue said: "The rivers and lakes are sinister, people's hearts are unpredictable, the second brother and the third sister should be careful, the eldest brother is leaving, and when the southern expedition comes back, I will come to see you." Qin and Zhu said: "Big brother take care all the way, let's wait for the big brother to return triumphantly." ”

Qin Yue rode on the black horse and hung up the overlord gun, waved his hand, and beat the whip, the black horse raised his head and screamed, his four hooves turned over, and he disappeared.

The two of them stood and looked into the distance for a long time, and they both felt as if they had lost something, and Qin Sister-in-law's tears almost fell.