Chapter 391: The Secret of the Kitchen God
The two of them carried firewood up the mountain with one foot deep and one foot shallow, and when they reached the grove under the mountain gate, there was a whistle, and four or five big men flashed out one after another, and a man with a big knife and a face full of horizontal silk meat shouted and asked: "Where did the blind villager come from, don't you know where this is?" Don't you want to die? Wang Zhaode pretended to be very scared and said: "The little ones are going up the mountain to chop wood, and I hope that a few masters will let us go and give us a way out." Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info”
A few people looked back and forth around them, and they really didn't see anything wrong, and then looked at the firewood on their backs, so they said, "Stay the firewood, let people go." "Therefore, the thieves are less wise, but anyone who has a brain will think of a firewood collector who will carry a bundle of firewood all over the world. But where did this group of people have such sharp eyes? Seeing that they had caught firewood and wanted to take it for themselves.
Wang Zhaode said in his heart that if they left the firewood, then they would have no weapons, and as soon as they took the firewood back, they would definitely be on guard as soon as they opened it. Thinking quickly about what to do, Li Yuan suddenly sat on the ground and shouted Brother, I won't go. Everyone was stunned, even Wang Zhaode couldn't figure out what he wanted to do, and looked at him with straight eyebrows. Li Yuan said to the bandits: "I have long had enough of this hungry day, and I can't get two mouthfuls of food by cutting a load of firewood all day and night to the bottom of the mountain, but today is good, I don't even have two mouthfuls to eat, so I just go up the mountain and join the gang to be a bandit." ”
Before Wang Zhaode could speak, he saw the big man with a face full of silk meat and said with a smile: "Haha, that's right, I said brother, our cottage is recruiting, if you want to, just do it with us, I will ensure that you eat and drink spicy food, which is much better than chopping wood every day, and if you are lucky, you can grab a girl to come back as a wife." As soon as he said this, Li Yuan's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly got up and asked, "What you said is true?" Can you still have a daughter-in-law? ”
The man laughed and said: "Lao Tzu never brags, you ask the brothers, last night our three masters went down the mountain to do business, and robbed the daughter of a landlord's family to come back to be the wife of the village." Li Yuan asked with an envious expression, "Really?" Then I'll do it with you, and you can do whatever you want me to do. Wang Zhaode saw everything in his eyes, and said in his heart that this son of our family is really powerful, and his acting skills are first-class, and he admires him from the bottom of his heart.
Dahan turned his face to look at Wang Zhaode and asked, "What about you?" Your brother is going to join the gang now, what do you say? Wang Zhaode decided to play it well, deliberately stunned for a moment, and then said dumbfoundedly: "Then I'...... Also join in. The big man laughed and said, "Okay, we have just two less helpers in the back kitchen, and I will let you take you to the kitchen to help with firewood on your back." As he spoke, he assigned a little minion to lead the way and lead the two Hades up the mountain.
Several other people stepped forward and asked, "Ten masters, these two people don't look useless, aren't you wasting food if you stay on the mountain?" The ten masters smiled and said: "You don't understand, this kind of person is the first to be cannon fodder when I go out to fight the autumn breeze, cheap and affordable, and it doesn't matter if I spend a few days on food." Only then did everyone nod their heads and praise the wisdom of the ten masters, and they all secretly scolded in their hearts: What a thing.
Li Yuan and Wang Zhaode followed the little minions all the way through the three checkpoints of the bandits, and came to the kitchen behind the cave, only to see a big fat man with round arms sitting on a chair dozing calmly, and the little minion stepped forward and said, "Master Jin, we have sent two cooks to you." The fat man looked at Wang Zhaode and Li Yuan with one eye, didn't speak but nodded, the little minion left, this golden fat man was a refugee fleeing from the famine, and then almost starved to death on the side of the road, and lived in the village after being rescued, and then the bandits ransacked the village, he saw that the bandit industry was very suitable for him, so he immediately asked to join the gang, but because he didn't know how to do kung fu, so he was assigned to the kitchen as a gangster.
The golden fat man is ruthless and cruel, he quickly killed the original chef after he came, and climbed to the position of the number one, and then the people who help the kitchen disappeared every one or two months, and no one cared about this matter, thinking that these people were homesick and secretly went down the mountain to go home. But every time after disappearing, the golden fat man can always cook a delicious mutton meal for a few leaders, and that dish has now become the bottom of the golden fat man's pressing box repertoire.
Today he looked at Wang Zhaode, who was tall and tall, and said in his heart, it's you, it just so happens that I haven't cooked mutton for two months, you should send it to the door to find death, and don't blame me if you are a ghost who has died unjustly. It turned out that those who disappeared were killed by him and then made into dishes for several leaders to eat. Although it sounds sensational now, it is also reasonable, after all, disasters have been going on for many years, and if there is not enough food to eat, we have to eat people.
Li Yuan was in a hurry to find Duguyan's whereabouts, walked to the golden fat man who was lying down, copied the kitchen knife inserted in the vegetable pier, and saw that his hand was up and down, and the golden fat man died without understanding what was going on, and when he died, he opened his eyes and looked at Li Yuan, with a puzzled and surprised expression. Wang Zhaode was completely shocked by his little master's resolute style at this time, and he was more decisive and confident than Li Hulai.
Li Yuan wanted to hide the body of the golden fat man, but he couldn't lift it alone, and he said that he was dead and sinking, and this dead man was heavier than when he was alive, and he didn't know why. Li Yuan beckoned Wang Zhaode and said, "Why are you still stunned, hurry up and come over to help, let's go find Yan'er." Wang Zhaode hurriedly came over and took the dead body of the golden fat man who had worked hard for the two of them to lift up and throw it into the mountain stream behind, which was a problem.
The two of them found two cooking pockets in the kitchen and put them on their bodies, and then carried a basket, Li Yuan said to Wang Zhaode: "Let's act separately, don't be in a hurry after finding someone, let's come back to the kitchen and meet here, okay?" Wang Zhaode nodded and said, "Listen to the son's orders." The two went their separate ways and began to look around the cave for Duguyan's whereabouts.
Li Yuan looked around and searched everywhere, and when he met someone, he carried a basket and lowered his head and pretended to be delivering food, and at this moment he heard two people come up behind him and say: "Do you know that there is a competition in the hall, the little girl who was robbed by the three masters last night is breaking through, I heard that three people have been defeated one after another, it is very powerful, let's go and take a look." "When Li Yuan heard what they said, wasn't it his own Yan'er? Then he quietly followed them to the Juyi Hall, only to see that the entire hall was already crowded with people, and the cheers and cheers continued one after another.
Li Yuan wanted to squeeze into the crowd to see what was going on, but there were too many onlookers, and there were three layers inside and three layers outside, so he couldn't squeeze in at all. He could only climb onto the table and stand up and look inside. I saw that Duguyan was standing in the middle of the hall and was fighting with a burly man, at this moment she was already drenched and sweaty, but the burly man was fighting more and more energetically, and he had forced her to danger.
The third master shouted from his seat: "Little girl, as long as you can defeat my ten brothers today, I will let you go down the mountain, otherwise you will stay and be my wife in the village, and we will have a few sons." Hahaha. Li Yuan turned his head to look at the three masters opposite, and saw that this person looked extremely ugly, with hooked nose eyes, pointed chin and a face full of folds. The whole person looks very obscene, Li Yuanxin said that you are a toad who wants to eat swan meat, I must have castrated you today. (To be continued.) )