The two walked into the cooking smoke, and when they saw someone, Qin and her were so excited that she wanted to shout, and Zhu Datou covered Qin and her mouth. Pulled to the side and let go, Qin Sister-in-law's face was pale: "Zhu Datou, what are you going to do?" Zhu Datou whispered: "Don't go over and shout yet, you take a closer look at the clothes these people are wearing." When Qin Wuwen looked at it, her head buzzed: "I'm not dazzled, right?" Zhu Datou said, "No." Qin said, "How is it an ancient costume?" Is this making a movie? Zhu Datou said: "If you make a movie, you have to have a camera crew, and when you are filming a movie, you have to be surrounded by a group of people watching monkey shows, how can there be such a few people." Qin said: "My head is also big, you said that if we go over, will we be arrested as savages?" Zhu Datou said: "Look at this is a small town, it should be simple people, not like the sinister people in your big cities." You look at their clothing, what dynasty of people? Qin Wuwen glared at Zhu Datou: "Do you think my heart is sinister?" I looked at this costume and made me think about it, halo, it is from the Ming Dynasty, and our jade seal is a dynasty. Zhu Datou jumped up: "Could it be that we have traveled to the Ming Dynasty, I have a jade seal, and I am going to be the emperor, I will go out to say hello to everyone." Qin Wuwen slapped Zhu Datou on the head: "You are tired of living, the palace has lost the jade seal, and you are looking for people everywhere, and you have found the crime of beheading, the Ming Dynasty still likes to peel the skin, don't bother me, we don't look like good people in this dress." ”

Zhu Datou sweated on his head: "I know, this is too terrifying, what does this Ming Dynasty emperor Lao Er think?" Sister-in-law Qin, we have to figure out what dynasty it is now, and what is the best way? Qin said: "Our clothes are not easy to handle. Big head, wouldn't you do this? Zhu Datou said, "What is this?" Qin said, "Will you steal?" Zhu Datou said: "Dizzy, you treat me as a thief?" When I was a child, I just stole the corn cob of my fellow villagers and roasted it to eat, and it was not a crime of killing my head, and when I grew up on a picnic, I would do some work at most stealing chickens, how could I be a professional thief? Qin Sister-in-law smiled and said: "Let me say, there is still a difference between you and the thief, I think your food is better than the thief's." Zhu Datou said: "That's the difference? I have an idea, let's pretend to be from an ethnic minority, so that they don't know if the clothes are sorry, the accent is right, how about it" Qin said: "High, really high." Zhu Datou said: "Let's just say that we are a couple and eloped." Qin said: "Come less, think of individual statements." Zhu Datou said: "Then it has to be a brother and sister, so I said that the Yellow River sent a big flood to escape the famine." Qin said: "Where are there ethnic minorities in the places where the Yellow River floods? Zhu Datou said: "Then we say that we are from the Miao nationality and have encountered a plague, so we came out to ask for food, and we can also mix rice to eat." That's all right. Qin said: "Yes, you still have a lot of crooked ideas, and your ability to survive in the wild is also good." ”

Zhu Datou and Qin Wuwen pretended to be casual and stepped forward to inquire, and as soon as they inquired, the two of them were completely dizzy.

It turns out that this is really the Ming Dynasty! Eighteen years of Yongle.

Qin and her were crying at that time, and Qin and her were crying and said, "I want to go home." Zhu Datou looked at Qin Sister-in-law in a daze with interest, and Qin Sister-in-law stopped crying and said, "What are you looking at?" Zhu Datou said faintly: "I didn't expect you to cry so beautifully." Qin Sister-in-law was angry: "You still tell jokes, you all complain about you being a dead head, if you don't find that broken thing, why don't you know that worry?" Zhu Datou said: "It's not a joke, it's sincere." But I don't like to go back, do you think about the benefits of us studying history? How many have made a fortune? When we get here, maybe we can become prime ministers, or become martial arts heroes or something. Qin said: "You just dream, now is the era of Zhu Di, if you want to be a corrupt official, it is basically the end of peeling, if you don't want to be a corrupt official, you will feel that you are not as much money as your village director." Zhu Datou said: "It's broken." Qin said, "Why are you so surprised, and what is worse?" Zhu Datou said: "I am easy to do, I am originally a proletariat, but you are a big capitalist, there are herds of cattle and sheep at home, and servants are all over the field, will you not be used to a hard life?" Qin said: "Less nonsense, do you think Miss Ben eats dry rice?" Miss Ben is full of money, it me off, I go to take the exam to be a female concubine or something, Miss Ben is not happy, I make the emperor's miss unhappy, I have to drag one into the water, I became the prime minister, I will behead you first, and tell you to find the broken seal. ”

Zhu Datou said: "Hey, you spare me, it's all because we touched the 17th, if we all touched the 24th, will it be the 24th year of Yongle?" Qin said, "Is there any difference?" Zhu Datou said: "Zhu Di, a tyrant, it is safer for us to appear when he dies." Qin said, "It's almost there." If you don't show the jade seal, you'll be fine. Zhu Datou said, "Hey, why are you cursing people? Qin said, "Let you relax, what do you think we should do now?" Zhu Datou said: "I think our top priority is to change our outfits and not look so dazzling, just like a fish hidden in the water." Qin Sister-in-law: "Why do I think your metaphor is a bit nondescript?" Zhu Datou said: "In order to let you relax." ”

The two made up nonsense and discussed that Qin and her would come to the door to beg for clothes, because Qin and her were sweet. Qin Sister-in-law smiled with a smile on her face, knocked on a door, and it was an old woman who opened the door, and Qin Sister-in-law said with a smile on her face: "Mother-in-law, our Miao brothers and sisters have been displaced here because of the plague in their hometown, and they want to beg for clothes to wear. When the old woman heard this, her face changed: "If there is a plague, go away!" He slammed the door shut. The two couldn't laugh or cry. Qin said: "I blame you, what kind of bad idea do you have to talk about the plague." ”

The two of them found another family, Qin Sister-in-law knocked on the door with a smile on her face, and met a sister-in-law, Qin Sister-in-law smiled: "Hello sister-in-law, the little woman is polite, our brother and sister went to visit relatives, and met a robber of the Miao tribe on the way, and they hated to snatch our clothes, but they changed our clothes, and the sister-in-law looked at it as a loyal family, can you give us two clothes?" In the future, the little woman will burn incense every day and recite Buddha every day. The sister-in-law looked at them with suspicious eyes: "I see that what you say is not true, I have also met Miao robbers, but the clothes left behind are not like this, you can go." ”

The two withdrew in embarrassment, and Zhu Datou said, "Why are you so unlucky?" Isn't it just two clothes? A bunch of stingy guys! At this time, a child with a red head rope jumped up in front of him, and Qin Wuwen hurriedly stopped: "Little brother, my sister and you discuss something, can you go home and steal two clothes to come out?" Zhu Datou laughed so much that his stomach hurt: "Hahahaha laughed to death, okay eldest sister, don't rush to the doctor, I'll think of a way." Qin said angrily: "You want to!" See what foolproof you have in mind. ”

The two came to the door of a large family, there were two big stone lions squatting in front of the door, and there were two family members standing at the door who were looking up at the sky with unconvinced faces, and Zhu Datou stepped forward and hugged his fists: "The two big brothers are invited, is there a plane in the sky?" The two family members looked at Zhu Datou and ignored him, "What's the matter?" Zhu Datou said: "The two of us have been displaced here in our hometown, and I heard that your house is kind and charitable, and the two eldest brothers are also very angry, and they want to ask for two sets of clothes, and they also ask the two eldest brothers to help." The two family members said, "Go, go, where did the name Hanako come from, wearing strange clothes, we don't have any extra clothes." Zhu Datou thought for a while and said, "Hey, don't judge people by their appearance, we are talented women." A family member said, "What kind of talented girl?" Zhu Datou said: "I know how to play the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and can recite poems and make pairs, Li Bai and Du Fu, you know?" One of the family members said, "Yes, they are all starving." Another said, "Later, there was another surnamed Cao." Zhu Datou turned his head and said to Qin Wuwen: "I understand, it seems that this is a typical place for being rich and unkind, let's go." The two were about to leave, when a black man came over and grabbed Zhu Datou's neck: "Hey, boy, where are you going?" You are slandering us Lord Qin here," Zhu Datou said, "What do you want to do?" Is there any royal law? Jia Ding said, "Wang Fa? Yes, see? My big fist, the soles of Ma Er's feet, which are blacker than me, are Wang Fa. ”

As he was talking, a group of people came in, and in the middle was a man wearing a brocade robe with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, Qin Wuwen shouted: ",, there is a fight here, come and fight." The man turned his head and saw Qin Wu's wife stunned for a moment, and went to the door and asked, "What's the matter, what's the noise?" The family Ding hurriedly let go of his hand, smiled and said to the man: "Report to Steward Ding, this kid doubts our character, and the little lesson teaches him a lesson." Steward Ding's face sank: "Hmph, what does it look like, I don't know and think that our master always bullies others, and the reputation of the master is bad outside, and I blame you ignorant minions." The family lowered his head and smiled, "Yes, yes, what you always say." Steward Ding said to Zhu Datou and Qin Sister-in-law: "These two people know few words, they are rude, but they are straightforward men, I hope you will forgive me, please sit indoors, there is something to discuss, you don't have to be polite." Zhu Datou and Qin said, "Thank you so much." ”

The two followed Steward Ding past the courtyard, and then entered the second gate, a big osmanthus tree in the courtyard, came to the west wing and sat down, and the maid poured tea. Steward Ding said suspiciously: "Forgive the little old man, what is the origin of the gorgeous clothes on the two of you?" Are the two from Fanbang? It's no wonder that Mending is offended. Zhu Datou said: "The two of us fled here, and met a man and a woman on the way, and robbed us of our clothes and silver, but left their clothes, and the others don't want it, we can't figure it out. "Zhu Datou thought, we made up our own lies and made them up, this time you old man made it up by yourself, you must believe yourself. Butler Ding pondered for a while and said: "Well, I have also seen some of the world in the north and south, according to me, the real purpose of these two Fanbang people does not seem to be to grab silver, but to change their clothes and blend into my Daming, as for what they want to do in the future, I don't think too much." Zhu Datou raised his thumb: "Sure enough, what you always said makes sense, we can't think so comprehensively." The butler said, "I understand, the two of you have been robbed, and now you have neither clothes nor silver." He turned his head and told the maid next to him: "Go find two suitable clothes, remember to be better." The maid replied, "Yes," and turned to go out.

Steward Ding said, "I haven't asked the two noble surnames yet." Zhu Datou said: "My name is Zhu Datou, and she is Qin's sister-in-law." Steward Ding showed a surprised expression and said, "Oh, Miss is also surnamed Qin?" It happens to have the same surname as our grandfather. Qin said, "Exactly." The butler Ding asked, "I don't know where you two came from and where are you going?" Qin said: "We encountered the Yellow River flood, all the way to here, I heard that Nanjing is the place where the Son of Heaven lives, so I want to see the world." The butler Ding said, "Why aren't the two of them together?" Zhu Datou and Qin Wuwen glanced at each other and made a painful expression: "Except for the two of us who went out because of something, the whole village is gone, and now there are no relatives in this world." Butler Ding stood up and walked around: "Hey, it's really a flood that is fiercer than a tiger, a flood that is fiercer than a tiger, and a flood that is fiercer than a tiger." Butler Ding stood up and asked, "Forgive the little old man for being presumptuous, the two of you are husband and wife?" Qin's face turned red all of a sudden: "No, no, we're just ordinary classmates." Butler Ding nodded.

At this moment, the maid took her clothes back. The housekeeper Ding said: "The two of you will change your clothes, I will go to report to the master, and the two of you will wait a while." So saying, the butler went out. Zhu Datou whispered: "Sister-in-law, do you think that if the master knows, will it be more beneficial to us?" Qin said: "I don't know, as soon as I heard that his surname was Qin, I was very happy, I don't know what it means." After a long time, I heard the footsteps outside, and three people walked in, in addition to the housekeeper, there was also a middle-aged couple, only to see the woman's kind eyebrows, the man's tall and mighty, thinking that these two people were husband and wife.

The couple looked up and down at the two of them, especially Qin Sister-in-law, both of whom were happy, Zhu Datou thought badly, this is maybe he wants to let Qin Sister-in-law be his daughter-in-law, it's not good. While I was thinking, I heard a question, "Where did you come from and where are you going?" Who else is in the family? But going to visit relatives and friends? Zhu Datou said: "The two of us are from Shandong, and when the Yellow River burst its banks, our family suffered misfortune, and we have no relatives or friends. He sighed: "Hey, the flood is fiercer than the tiger, I just heard the housekeeper say that this young lady is also surnamed Qin?" Qin said, "Yes." "Do you have any familiar people here?" Qin said, "No." Said: "Actually, we are also from Shandong, we are the descendants of Qin Qiong, my Qin family has been loyal for generations, but unfortunately I was killed by traitors later, my branch of people fell here, everyone is a fellow villager in Shandong, and they are all surnamed Qin, five hundred years ago this was a family, and it is really fate to meet today." Mrs. Qin smiled and said, "Exactly, butler." The butler said, "What do you command?" Mrs. Qin said: "This is a great joy for our Qin family, you go and order the kitchen to set up a banquet in the West Flower Hall to invite the two fellow villagers." The housekeeper turned around and went out, and Qin said, "How dare you do this?" Mrs. Qin took Qin's hand and sat on the chair, and said with a smile: "You're welcome, as soon as I saw you, I felt very close to you." "Brother Qin, come on, come on, please sit down." Mrs. Qin and Sister-in-law Qin were homely, and they knew what relatives and friends Sister-in-law Qin had, and they couldn't help but be overjoyed when they learned that the two had no relatives in the world, and the two were not lovers. Zhu Datou and Qin Sister-in-law felt flattered, they didn't know what was going on, and they didn't know what to do. Only Zhu Datou muttered in his heart, suspecting that the Qin family wanted to make Qin Sister-in-law a daughter-in-law, thinking that if this was the case, I would have to refuse.