Qin Sister-in-law cried: "Father-in-law, I don't want to enter the palace, I'm still young, I don't want to get married." Qin Dashan said: "Hey, what is this, men should marry women when they marry, my son, you are seventeen years old, I don't know what has delayed your life, in fact, there should have been a wishful husband a long time ago, my Ming law girl can marry at the age of fifteen, not to mention that you are to the palace, what a blessing it is." Since the death of Empress Renxiao, the throne has been vacant, it can be seen that the saint is a good saint who values love and righteousness. Even if it can't be sealed, at least it is a concubine, which is a great joy. Big head, what do you say? Zhu Datou felt that his brain was blank, and he stumbled and said, "I, I, I don't agree." Qin Dashan said strangely: "Why don't you agree?" Do you want your classmate to marry a countryman in this small town? Zhu Datou said: "No, that's not what it means, yes, yes." "It's been a long time, and I didn't say anything. Qin Dashan said: "You think about it again, but if you disobey the holy decree, you will raid the house and destroy the door, this is a big crime of killing the head, if you don't get it right, not only our family, but the whole town may suffer, hey, I can't imagine that my Qin family is doing good and accumulating virtue, and the neighbors and towns are all talking about goodness, but in the end, they will cause the villagers to suffer, hey." Qin Dashan went out, leaving the two of them in the study in a daze.

Zhu Datou said: "Sister-in-law, let's escape." Qin said, "Where to escape?" Zhu Datou said: "We fled to a place where there was no one, and we lived with those two people for the rest of our lives." Sister-in-law Qin was angry: "Phew, you are still in the mood to joke." Zhu Datou said: "Either we will flee to a martial arts sect, practice martial arts there, and then find a way back." Qin said, "I'm not interested in martial arts. Zhu Datou said: "Then you watch me practice well, and I practice well to protect you." But sister-in-law, you really don't want to enter the palace? Qin said: "Then it depends on which emperor it is, marrying an old man who is dying, and if you are not careful, you have to be killed by him, and I have a boyfriend." Zhu Datou said: "That's right, you just don't have a boyfriend and me, the history teacher said, this Zhu Di has to be buried after he dies, you say you hate it or not, there are a few emperors like this, in case you are in the future." Qin's face turned pale: "Don't say it!" Zhu Datou was really frightened when he saw Qin and his wife, so he hurriedly stopped talking. Zhu Datou said: "Sister-in-law, don't worry, I will definitely work with you to come up with a way." Qin said, "Big head, you're so good, think about it quickly." Zhu Datou thought to himself: "Now that I think I'm good, is this a hero saving beauty?" Thinking about it, she was a little distracted, and Qin said, "What do you want?" Figured it out? Zhu Datou woke up from his confusion: "It's almost there, I think no matter what you say about this matter, you have to escape first." Qin said, "Yes, you have to think of a way to see how to escape." Zhu Datou said: "Will this affect your father-in-law and the town?" Qin said, "Yes." Zhu Datou said: "What, even if it affects them, they have to escape, I can't watch you fall into the fire pit." Qin said, "That is, why should I sacrifice for them?" Big head, you look at the escape route, when to escape, don't escape if you can't escape, you can't escape, but you really can't escape. Zhu Datou said: "Yes, you have to succeed once, if someone asks you, you have to pretend to reluctantly agree to delay the time, and you can't jump up happily all of a sudden, so I'm afraid it will arouse suspicion, I'll go out and investigate." Qin said, "You should also be careful not to be seen." Zhu Datou said: "Don't worry, I was beaten and ran away from home." Qin said, "Look at your appearance." ”

Zhu Datou walked around and came back, and Qin asked in a worried whisper, "How is it?" Zhu Datou said: "It doesn't look good, it seems that he has begun to spy on us." Qin said, "What?! How do you know? Zhu Datou said: "Feeling." Qin said, "It won't be that you are a thief, right?" Zhu Datou thought for a while: "Absolutely not." Qin Sister-in-law: "Prevent it so quickly?" Zhu Datou said: "It seems that it is, you think too, if we run away, the family may all die?" No, it looks like we're going to have to use a trick. The two of them turned around a few times, racking their brains to think about countermeasures. Qin said: "I think there are three issues that need to be considered in the big picture, one is that we need to use a plan to escape, the second is how to leave this place quickly, and the third is to determine where to go." Zhu Datou said: "Yes, if you leave quickly, we will leave in the carriage, he has a horse, I know this very well, but I can't drive the carriage, will you, sister-in-law?" Qin said: "No, the carriage must be slow, it is easy to catch up with someone who is found riding a horse, if you want to be fast, you have to ride away." Zhu Datou said: "Then it won't be even worse, do you know how to ride a horse?" Qin said: "Coincidentally, Miss Ben is barely an amateur master. Zhu Datou said, "Huh? How do you know how to ride a horse? Qin said, "If you don't believe it, take a look." Qin took out her mobile phone and found a photo of a horse to show Zhu Datou, Zhu Datou was stunned: "What a beautiful horse, such a dashing knight, is this really you?" Qin said proudly: "That is, not only the person is me, but the horse is also my own, I didn't tell you, I also won the third place in amateur horse racing." Zhu Datou said: "This horse must be worth tens of thousands, right?" Qin said: "What do you think, sweat and blood, tens of millions." Zhu Datou said, "Huh? Qin said, "Ah." Zhu Datou said pitifully: "Big guy, the little brother will follow you." Qin Sister-in-law patted Zhu Datou's shoulder: "Okay, now you are my person." Zhu Datou said: "Okay, well, I've been looking forward to this day." ”

Qin said, "Let's talk about where you want to flee to." Zhu Datou said: "I don't know where we are now, so let's flee back to the valley where we came first, and it will be difficult to find someone on the mountain, otherwise, why does Grandpa Mao lead people to Jinggang Mountain, why does Grandpa Jiang just have no choice, finding two people from the mountains is not like looking for a needle in a haystack, it is estimated that it will take a long time, and they don't have the patience." Qin said: "Well, that's the only way, in addition, we can also spread the maze on our way away, so that they can't think of us escaping to the mountains." Zhu Datou said: "Yes, then now we need to solve the most difficult problem, how to escape." Qin said, "Do you know how many people there are in the house? How is the division of labor, and who is likely to spy on us? Zhu Datou said: "Haha, fortunately I am 9527, the work of this low-level subordinate is really not done in vain, in addition to the old lady and your good sister, there are 27 part-time workers in our family, 1 housekeeper, 1 account room, 5 maids, 5 male maids, 5 maids, 2 cooks, 2 grooms, 6 nursing homes, a total of 27, it is estimated that it is my good buddies who can monitor us." Qin said, "Who else is there besides Niu Da Ma Er?" Zhu Datou said: "There are also Yang Sanhou four seasons five." Qin Sister-in-law made a surprised look: "Oh, plus our Sixth Master Zhu, this is to make up the posture of the Manchu and Han Dynasty." Zhu Datou said: "This~" Qin said with a smile: "So the biggest obstacle is these five people, these five people need to be outwitted, plus my father-in-law, he also needs to outwit, and the others can be defeated." Zhu Datou said: "Yes, your father-in-law and mother-in-law really need to outwit, they are all good to you, as for my friends who drink and meat, it doesn't matter." Qin said: "If they monitor us, I'm afraid we need to monitor us 24 hours a day, and we need to work in shifts, so the average manpower may not be enough, so in fact, we still have a great chance." Zhu Datou said: "It is reasonable, what kind of plan should I make." Qin said: "It is best to be a soldier without blood, and a soldier who surrenders without a fight, and it is really not good to be hard." Zhu Datou said: "It's good to have sweat medicine, by the way, I really have it." Qin said, "Do you have sweat medicine?" Zhu Datou said: "Sleeping pills." Qin said, "How many are there?" Zhu Datou said: "A whole bottle." Qin Sister-in-law: "Why are there so many, what are you going to do?" Zhu Datou said: "I didn't think about it, it was a relative in my hometown who used it for treatment, and I got it, and I didn't have time to mail it yet." Qin said, "I heard that this thing can't be bought so much?" Zhu Datou said with a smile: "There are still some students in our class who have great powers. ”

Qin said: "There is a way now." Zhu Datou said: "What way?" Qin said, "First of all, how much do you drink?" Zhu Datou said: "Two catties is still no problem." Qin said, "How can you drink so much?" Zhu Datou said: "We need to keep out the cold when fishing." Qin said: "That's good, I estimate that if I pretend to agree, they will definitely hold a banquet to celebrate, and then I come up with the idea of the whole family to participate, and when the time comes, use sleeping pills to go down to the wine, and fascinate this group, I estimate that I must be at the same table with my father-in-law, I only drink water and don't drink alcohol on the table, I find an opportunity to put sleeping pills in the wine, you must be with the security team, just drink and don't drink water, you put sleeping pills in the water, in addition, you and the security team fight the amount of alcohol, get them all drunk, two-pronged, Because the security team is the hardest hit area, can't we run out? Zhu Datou said: "Yes, I guess it's easy to persuade them to drink, if you want you to enter the palace, I will definitely be able to have an official to do it, they don't dare not make sycophants, as long as I pick this matter away, no one has to accompany me to drink." ”

Sure enough, in the evening, Mrs. Qin asked her in private, and Mrs. Qin pretended to be shy and had to think about it for two days, and on the third day, she reluctantly agreed, Mrs. Qin was overjoyed and told Qin Dashan overnight. The next day, Qin Dashan announced that a big banquet would be held at noon, and everyone should participate. In the morning, I bought wine and food and a variety of items, and at noon set up four tables, and there was a table of Mrs. Qin, Mrs. Qin, and a housekeeper, and bamboo incense and chrysanthemum incense were served. The second table outside is headed by Mei Xiang Lanxiang and five maids, the third table is the account room with five male maids, and the fourth table is placed in the next room next to the room where Zhu Datou lives because the room is not big enough, with Zhu Datou as the head and four people and two grooms in the nursing home, less Niu Da, Niu Da goes to the door on duty and does not come in to drink, less captain Niu Da, and the others are faintly headed by Zhu Datou, because everyone already knows in private that Qin Da is going to enter the palace.

On the wine table, Qin Wuwen didn't stick to the wine, only drank water. Because it was a girl, others persuaded them not to insist, after three rounds of wine, Qin Sister-in-law stood up, walked to Zhuxiang's side, asked for the wine pot in Zhuxiang's hand and said: "Sister-in-law in the family suffering, when the family is in trouble, when the family is displaced, she receives the great grace of her father-in-law and mother-in-law, and accepts her as a righteous daughter. Qin Dashan said, "Okay, son, I'll drink this wine." Mrs. Qin also drank it all with a smile on her face, Qin and her wife shook the wine jug, walked to the place of the wine bottle and poured wine into the wine jug, but took the opportunity to put the sleeping pills in her sleeve into it, and Qin and her wife said: "The child originally intended to be on his knees, and he didn't mean to be able to talk about the grace of heaven. Qin Dashan and Mrs. Qin said, "Okay." Qin Dashan weighed the heaviest, so he specially toasted a few more glasses, and gave two cups each to the housekeeper and sister. Sleeping pills Qin didn't listen to Zhu Datou's words, she didn't dare to put a lot of them, she was afraid that she would kill her, so she was secretly anxious and waited for the result on the table outside Zhu Datou.

Let's talk about Zhu Datou, Zhu Datou is the most lively on the table, and everyone shouts five and six drinks, except for the two older old horsemen who are more reserved, the nursing team lives up to expectations, including Zhu Datou, who is already completely naked, but Zhu Datou has always been weak in his heart, because Niu Da refused to come to drink, saying that he was on duty at the door. The people who drank on the table were already stunned by Zhu Datou's flickering, and Zhu Datou's toasts kept coming, what man doesn't drink, he can't make friends. Deep feelings, stuffy mouthful, shallow feelings, lick a lick, thick feelings, not enough to drink, thin feelings, can't drink, feelings iron, drink blood. One, two, two, two gargle, three, two, four or two are not considered wine, five, two, six, two support the wall, and seven, two, eight, and I don't go. If you can drink three taels and half a catty, and if you can drink half a catty and drink eight taels, such cadres must be cultivated. Zhu Datou had already put a large amount of sleeping pills in the teapot, and the medicinal power and wine power were two-pronged, and the gods couldn't stand it, and the people at the table were basically all drowsy, only one Ma Er's tongue had been bent, and he was still very tenacious and didn't fall.

Zhu Datou said anxiously: "Second Brother Ma, my brother is very close to you when he sees you for the first time, except for Brother Niu, just the two of us are the best, and my brother will give you three more cups." Ma Er bared his tongue and said, "No, no, I still have Wagyu Niu on duty in the afternoon." Zhu Datou said: "What kind of class is it, you see that the brothers are all happy, if you don't drink, you look down on my little brother." Ma Er said: "Fight, you can't drink too much if you are killed, and the master still has a task." Zhu Datou was a little anxious and said: "Do you know that in the future, when our sister-in-law enters the palace, I will be considered half of the country's uncle, and I will not give this face, so be careful to give you small shoes to wear in the future." Ma Er said: "What, what country's uncle, I will see Lord Yama in the future, haha, this is a secret, I can't tell you." Zhu Datou felt that his head was a little big, and he fixed his mind and said: "Hahahaha, no wonder people say that we are in the hospital team, the big sign of the cow is loud, and the cowhide of Ma Er is blowing." Ma Er said: "Little, boy, don't believe it, there are no outsiders, I'll tell you, it's right for Miss Qin to go to the palace, but do you know who this quota is?" Zhu Datou asked strangely: "Whose is it?" Isn't it Qin's sister-in-law? Ma Er said: "No, no, it's our master's own young lady." Zhu Datou said: "Haha, it's a joke, a great thing, if that's the case, the real lady can still give it to the fake miss, Second Brother Ma, the younger brother admires your character, but the little brother doesn't believe a word of what you say, hahaha, it's ridiculous." Ma Er said: "You, don't use the agitation method, I'm not fooled yet, I'll be honest with you, who is willing to push their children into the fire pit now, the old lady is trying to buy someone to pretend to be a young lady, yes, it just so happens that you sent it to the door, and it just so happens that Zhang County Ling is also very satisfied, haha, ha, it's a coincidence." Zhu Datou said: "Then aren't you afraid that I will denounce it?" Ma Er said: "Sue, what to sue, wait for Qin and my wife to be sent to the palace, the master will ask Niu Da and I to take you out to find a place to learn martial arts, and throw you into the mountain stream on the way, and then say that when you went out to learn art, you were eaten by rats." Zhu Datou said: "Mouse? Ma Er said: "But, maybe I'm mistaken, yes, it's a tiger." Zhu Datou had drunk so much and was still a little drunk, but when he heard this, he sweated and lost his strength at all, so Zhu Datou said: "Shh, this is a secret, you can't say it, do the other brothers know this secret?" Ma Er said: "You, you are stupid, it is easy to leak the news if you know more, just me and Niu Da know." Zhu Datou said: "I'll just say you're the best, come, buddy, brother toast you with another glass of wine." Ma Er said, "No, don't drink, I'll keep an eye on you in the afternoon." With a grunt, his head fell to the table and fell asleep.