Chapter 4 Hu Che'er and Huang Zu

Saying that Hu Che'er took a hundred elite soldiers dressed as businessmen to the south, Zhang Quan felt that it was just a transportation task, simple, so he didn't tell Hu Che'er any precautions, but Zhang Quan still overestimated Hu Che'er's IQ, no, the problem is here.

Hu Che'er's fleet traveled to the place where the Han River of Jiangxia joins the Yangtze River, and it was noon, when the boats, the boats sold on the river, and the people who played by boat, blocked the meeting.

Hu Che'er looked at the lively and congested river, thinking that it was impossible to sail now, and then looked at the elite soldiers dressed as merchants behind him, all of them with haggard faces and hungry yellow faces, as if he Hu Che'er had not given them food in the past few days. You must know that Wancheng is located in the highlands south of Luoyang, and there is water everywhere, but it is all water that cannot be shipped. Many of these men are on the boat for the first time, some of them vomit and diarrhea as soon as they get on the boat, and some of them are a little dizzy and want to vomit, but they have been floating on the boat for so many days, and it is the spring fog that is thick, and it is strange not to vomit.

"Hey, Xiao Huang, why did you kid vomit again, it made Lao Tzu want to vomit too." Hu Che'er turned around and saw a soldier lying on the edge of the boat and vomiting, so he said.

"Okay, you you, you, tell the boats, dock and rest. Let the little soldiers, oh, not let us all go ashore and rest all night, and set sail tomorrow morning at the third watch. Hu Che'er said to everyone.

Several boats approached the harbor, threw ropes, tied them, and laid out long planks. After letting go ashore, Hu Che'er walked in the front, only to find that the fleet had been surrounded by Huang Zu's Jiangxia sailors, and an old man who was being guarded by soldiers was smiling obscenely at Hu Che'er, just like a tourist center looking at tourists waiting to be slaughtered.

"This brother, I am the boss of this Jiangxia City, Huang Zu," he paused, and saw that Hu Che'er didn't react, (how do you want him to react to Hu Che'er's IQ?) Then he said, "I am older than you, and you should at least bow to the old man." ”

"Oh, salute" Hu Che'er panicked when he heard that the other party was Jiangxia Taishou Huangzu, it's over, now the plan of the lord and young master is all exposed, what should I do, what should I do? was in a panic, and when he heard what Huang Zu said, he followed up and bowed.

Huang Zu looked at the person in front of him carefully, he was yellow, short and fat, and his head was still a little stupid, he only sighed that God was too unfair, and at the same time gave me the power of the boss of Jiangxia City while giving me a chic appearance, and the goods in front of him were simply an unqualified and inferior product, I really don't know how he came about. But even though God is unfair to this product, my business still has to do it.

"Little brother, what kind of cargo are you carrying on these ships?" Huang Zu asked kindly.

"Ahh Hu Che'er is reacting, what to do, what to do. "You guys, search for me." Huang Zu shouted, and the Jiangxia sailors had already gathered up and entered the boat to search. The elite soldiers dressed as merchants were all vigilant when Huang Zu arrived, but when they saw that the boss Hu Che'er didn't give an order, they struggled to block it.

"Little brother, this is also a matter of no choice, I, Huang, love the people like a son, and I don't want to overtax the people in the city. But I can't let my brothers starve, and I have no choice but to borrow some money from the merchants you come and go. I, Huang, am definitely a rule, that is, I will smoke a little bit of your goods, just half. Huang Zu said.

Hu Che'er can't think of a countermeasure, just forget it, listen to Huang Zu speak, but how can he not understand.

Hu Che'er said: "Eh, this old man, what do you mean by pumping some goods?" Checked? Let me tell you, my ships are absolutely high-quality, and they don't need to be inspected. ”

"Uncle? How old am I? "Huang Zu is crazy, I'm polite to you, no, I call you little brother when I'm polite, you're yellow and short, it's not very small, isn't there no wrinkles." Eh, that's not the point, it's "what?" You don't know what a raffle is? Huang Zu asked, is this person really stupid or fake stupid? It shouldn't be, it's really stupid that you won't come out to do business, and you can't pretend to be stupid like this. But no matter what he does, Lao Tzu will take half of it.

Now that he had decided to smoke half of the goods no matter what, Huang Zu breathed a sigh of relief and then asked:

"Little brother, how long have you been in this business? First time going out? ”

How many years have I been in this business? When it was over, he saw that I was a soldier, and secretly glanced at Huang Zu, and found that the hungry Huang Zu was looking at him like a dish, and teased unhappily: "It's been more than ten years." He plucked up the courage and said, "But I still don't know what you mean by pumping goods." ”

I've been running this business for more than ten years, and I don't know what it means to draw goods. Could it be that the bosses of all the cities in the world are so stupid that they don't draw goods? Yes, it must be so, only the best of people like me can come up with a draw, hahahahaha. The old man is really blessed.

When Huang Zuzheng was intoxicated with lust and narcissism, one of the leaders of the Jiangxia sailors came back to report the results of the search and said loudly: "Report to the boss, these ships are full of grain. Saying that, he looked at Hu Che'er with disdain, "This poor ghost." He whispered.

Huang Zu suddenly heard his subordinates say that it was all grain, "What-? "I was stunned, you must know that the Jianghan Plain near Jiangxia is rich in grain, and the last thing he lacks in Huang Zu is grain.

"Poor ghost." Huang Zu scolded in a low voice, Lao Tzu knew that you were a poor ghost as soon as he saw your poor and sour appearance.

"Let's go!" Huang Zu turned around and left, not bothering to take any commission.

The gold, which was used as money, was also packed in a few small boxes, and was placed in an inconspicuous corner, and it was indeed not easy to find against the backdrop of many grains.

Hu Che'er is still thinking, what to do, what to do. Looking up, he said, "Eh, how did you go?" "I don't know what they're here for.

The personal soldier named Xiao Huang beside him had already reacted, and said to Hu Che'er: "The boss is wise, and the soldiers who surrendered without a fight scared Huang Zu away." ”

"Scared away? Am I that mighty? Hu Che'er was thinking inexplicably, "Alas, brothers, let's go into the city tonight to rest and recuperate, and set sail tomorrow morning on the third watch." He shouted to the crowd.

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A thick fog shrouded the fields full of green shoots and the sleeping city like a light veil, the sandbar by the river was gradually soaked in fog, and the sun rose from the end of the Yangtze River in the east, reflecting a brilliant avenue on the Yangtze River.

Zhang Quan and Zhao Yun were watching the sunrise on the boat, the ship slowly sailed towards Jiangxia City, and saw several boats full of grain bags docked in Xiakou Harbor upstream of the city, dozens of people dressed as merchants were cooking in the port, the slowly rising cooking smoke was faintly purple in the sunlight refracted by the fog, and a fat yellow man yawned around the stove.

"Damn," Zhang Quan said casually, Hu Che'er's two goods, he really thought that this was a merchant transporting grain and grass to sell, and he had to go ashore overnight, I don't know if time waits for anyone. If this was discovered by Huang Zu in Jiangxia, Zhang Quan's fortune would be over, but these grains and grasses were still sleeping peacefully on the boat, and Zhang Quan breathed a sigh of relief and was relieved.

Zhang Quan called the boatman to dock, and walked to Hu Che'er with Zhao Yun and others, and when Hu Che'er saw Zhang Quan coming, he hurriedly wanted him to come, saluted, and then reported yesterday's situation. It doesn't matter if you have a low IQ, you will not change a word by typing a report.

When Zhang Quan heard it, he was happy, and sure enough, there was more amuse than joy.