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Now, everyone is making their own calculations. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Xiao Xian'er, the county lord of Liaoguo, and Li Xiaolu, the princess of Western Xia, in the small building next door, had complicated thoughts, on the one hand, the emperor's order was in his body. Both daughters shouldered the will of the emperor of their country and the entrustment of their parents and relatives, and they should start from the marriage of their relatives, enter Liuqiu, enter Harvard, and enter Wang Mumu's family, so as to get everything they want. However, on the other hand, bumps and bumps, these days, in the confrontation with their own opponents, in the entanglement with the Liuqiu people, back and forth, the women's hearts are outward, and these two women are also in love with Wang Mumu, and they have sublimated from being ordered to be just as I want. Therefore, watching the battle between the people of the Jurchen tribe and Wang Mumu and his party, they not only wanted to fish in troubled waters, but also were a little worried that Wang Mumu would be hurt. The mood is very conflicted and tangled.

And Xiao Xiamo, who was observing with them, was a spy in a spy, and he still had a consideration. He thought that this was Putuo Mountain, and that the Harvard people were also a seminary, some shops and warehouses. The Harvardians don't have a lot of troops here, because there are no foreign enemies here. Now, Wang Mumu and his entourage returned from Hangzhou to seek it, passing through Putuo. They have a 120 cruise ship. The Liao State and the pro-team took this 120 to return to Liuqiu with Wang Mumu. Xiao Xiamo now sees that Wang Mumu and his party are entangled by the Jurchens, this Jurchen little lord is really a little monster, she seems to be Wang Mumu's nemesis, this little five-year-old girl can make Wang Mumu not ignore it, it is very strange.

Xiao Xiamo is a little whimsical now, he thought, I don't want to know why, I will take advantage of the current entanglement of many parties, I use my 2,000 Liao State guards to seize the 120 on the sea. After I got 120, I didn't go to Liuqiu, I hurriedly sailed to Liaoguo. In this way, I got a big steamer that begs Harvard, and I didn't make a lot of money? Of course, if I do this, what should Xiao Xian'er do? Let her go alone? After the ship-snatching incident, she went to beg again, and it was really a death. If, if I tell her my current idea, and let her withdraw to the Liao State with me after seizing the ship, the so-called marriage with relatives should be a trip to the Great Song Dynasty, can I. Here, I'm afraid that this Xiao Xian'er will be unwilling, this Xiao Xian'er seems to have done a fake show, made the fake come true, and became obsessed with Wang Mumu. Oh, how do you do that?

Now, the Jurchen county lord Wanyan Taoping, who was staring at Wang Mumu, ignored the dozens of subordinates who fell to the ground who covered their lower bodies and covered their ears and rolled around in pain, with an innocent face, stretched out his right hand and said to Wang Mumu: "You are Wang Mumu, don't admit it, I know you." Okay, you're here, so, please, did I bring the KFC I wanted? And, Pepsi? Jackets? Nike shoes? Triumph? Hushubao? Pampers? Have you brought any of this? ”

Yi Hezi was unhappy, dissatisfied, and blurted out: "Hey, child, what a mess, when did our prince owe you?" ”

Wanyan Taoping was not stage frightened, and said-for-tat: "Hey, big boy, who are you?" I asked my relatives for a bride price, what does it matter to you? ”

Yi Hezi counterattacked: "Hehe, it's strange, when did our prince agree to your Jurchens coming over and kissing?" ”

Wanyan Taoping was articulate: "Hehe, may I ask, when did our prince agree to your Japanese people coming over and kissing?" Hmph, only the state officials are allowed to set fires, and the people are not allowed to light lamps, our Jurchens are still subject states of the allies of the Song State, what is the relationship between your Wa State and the Song State? ”

Yi Hezi was a little stammered: "Child, what nonsense are you talking about?" We sincerely wanted to be friendly with the Song State and wanted to be friendly with Liuqiu, and we sent a large amount of dowry to the Song State and Liuqiu. And you? A group of barbarians, they didn't see a pleasant face, but they saw the light of swords and swords. Are you here to marry your relatives, or are you here to rob your relatives and kidnap people? It's tiring to talk to barbarians! ”

Wanyan Taoping's tongue was like a sharp blade: "What's wrong with robbing relatives?" That's what we do! We are capricious, we are openly robbing, it is better than some people's secret crossing! Hiding in a coffin, stepping on two boats, can't be a little bride, first be a graduate student, stick to it, and be embarrassed to say others? What a shame! ”

Yi Hezi hated Yan Taoping's mouth to death, but after looking at the four sisters around him, he was proud again, what graduate student? What is the secret crossing? You're hitting hard. From this point of view, the Harvard people will not agree with snatching relatives, and she has stood on the opposite side of us after Yan Taoping, so Yi Hezi said with a smile: "Child, do you want to rob relatives?" Then you also have to have the strength to grab relatives! If you don't look at your subordinates, you haven't grabbed it, and the little kisses under your crotch have been snatched. You're not robbing your relatives, you're looking for death! It's self-inflicted, it's self-inflicted! It deserves to be bloody! ”

Wanyan Taoping was a little angry: "So, doesn't this just show that our Jurchens are barbaric, not as barbaric as you Japanese people, and not as barbaric as the two female killers around you who represent European civilization and Islamic civilization!" Civilization and barbarism are relative, stand in line, you are still behind us! ”

After Yan Taoping's words, he not only ridiculed Yihezi, but also slapped a rake at the flower fairy and rose. This rake has angered the public, three women in one play, three against one. Although Rose was just an Islamic pirate, she was also very angry at Wanyan Taoping for saying that she was barbaric, so she filled herself into the Arab Empire: "Little girl, you can eat indiscriminately, and you can't talk nonsense!" Our Islamic Arab Empire, founded in 632 A.D., still exists today. It was an Islamic feudal military empire established by the Arabs in Western Asia. It is the Tang Dynasty called the Great Food Country of the Han people here, and it is also the Saracen Empire called by the Flower Fairies and their Europeans. At its peak, it reached 13.4 million square kilometers, making it one of the longest empires in human history. We are an Arab Muslim empire with Islam at its core, and we are a theocratic republic. Hmph, unlike you Jurchens, who have no faith, no religion, at most there are a few shamans, what are they called, divination, fortune-telling, and jumping gods, you are too far behind us. During the Tang Dynasty when we were here, envoys visited us 37 times. We learned Chinese papermaking and opened up the Silk Road. We have the rich "granary" of the two river basins and the Nile River basin; We also have gold from Nubia, silver from the Hindu Kush, copper from Isfahan, and iron from Central Asia and Sicily, and an abundance of precious stones within the empire. We produce linen, cotton, blankets, pottery. In terms of trade, we not only have the Silk Road by land, but also the Silk Road by sea, and our merchant ships have not only reached Spain in southwest Europe, Morocco in North Africa, and even the Baltic Sea and Scandinavia in Northern Europe. It has also traveled to Sumatra in Southeast Asia, Malaya to India in South Asia, and Guangzhou, Quanzhou, Yangzhou and other places in China. Hmph, you Jurchens, also on horseback, in the northeast of China, between the white mountains and black waters, hunting, catching fish, have you ever gone to the sea? Have you ever walked out of the mountains? Also, you Jurchens don't even have your own writing, let alone your own culture, complete barbarians, are you embarrassed to talk about others? Think of our Arab Empire, above, there is "Arabian Nights", the text is beautiful, sonorous, tactful and soft, rigid and soft are all stories. Philosophically, there were Kindi (801-873), al-Farabi (870-950), and Ibn Sinah (980-1037). In history, there are "The Legend of Angels", "Martial Arts Chronicle", and "Reminder and Supervision". Artistically, there is Arabic calligraphy, there is geometric decoration. Architecturally, there are unique Islamic buildings, domes, minarets, sculptures, images, exquisite ceilings. What do you Jurchens have? Aren't there just a few broken tents? In terms of education, we have kuttāb, the Baytal-Hikmah (a complex of translations, the Academy of Sciences, and the Public Library), and the University of Nizamiyya (a religious university founded in 1065 and one of the oldest). Hmph, you Jurchens don't even have words, what are you talking about? In terms of science and technology, our astronomy has its own calendar, and we have written "Sabi Astronomical Table", "Heavenly Foundation", and "Astrological Introduction". Geographically, we have the Topographical Chronicles, the Daoli Bang National Chronicles, and the Gazetteer. In mathematics, we already have the "Calculation of Integrals and Equations", the "Table of Trigonometric Functions". You guys? Still breaking from fingers to toes, right? In medicine, we have "The Paradise of Wisdom", "The Complete Book of Medicine", "Treatises", "Medical Codex", and "Ophthalmologist's Handbook". Chemically, we invented cosmetics very early on, made perfumes, soaps, etc. In physics, we have the "Encyclopedia of Optics" and "The Story of Smart Scales". And you Jurchens? Literacy has not yet begun, so what are we talking about mathematics, physics, chemistry, astronomy and geography? Hehe, little girl, tell yourself, in the end, who is a barbarian and who is a civilized person? Shouldn't you have a good attitude, bow down to us, learn our etiquette, regulate your behavior, and then engage in social activities at the same level with us? Like conversations? Like marriage? ……”

The righteous indignation of the rose also brought the flower fairy. Ignoring that she was a pirate, Rose stepped forward to attack Yan Taoping as the spokesperson of the Arab Empire; In the same way, the flower fairy also ignored that she was a witch, stepped forward, and with the embodiment of European civilization, she also attacked Wan Yan Taoping: "Doll, you are a barbarian, how can you understand the civilization of our civilized people?" In Europe, from ancient times to the present, there are Aristotle's "Politics", Thucydides' "Peloponnesian War", as well as "Alexander's Crusade" and "Berlin Conversations". We have Montesquieu's "The Causes of the Rise and Fall of Rome", Tacitus's "Chronicles of Germania", and Caesar's "Gallic Wars". Legally, we also have the Twelve Watches, and we have the Code of Justinian. In historiography, we have Livy's History of Rome, Tacitus's Chronicles, History, and Germania. Artistically, we have the majestic "Pantheon", "Colosseum", "Constantinople", "Arc de Triomphe". Philosophically, we have Lucretius's On the Nature of Things, and Aurelius's Meditations. Scientifically, we have made great achievements in agronomy, astronomy, geography, medicine, and engineering technology. Wait a minute. We have knights, we have castles, we have paintings, we have orchestras. We have religion, we have faith, we have councils, we have jurisdiction, we have services. We have hospitals, we have schools, we have churches, we have public facilities. We still have the baths, we have the toilets, we have the theater, we have the Colosseum, we have the games. You guys? There are no words, knotted ropes, carved wooden notes. You don't know either Chinese or Khitan, and at most a few smart people can know a little Khitan and only rely on memory to pass on words and act as translators. Not to mention the written astronomy and calendar, but the experience passed down from generation to generation to identify the seasons and remember one's own age. Judging the years by "how many degrees of grass", the grass is green once as a year, and naturally I have grown by one year. When you are sick, you seldom use medicine to heal you. You don't have pottery or porcelain, but you can only use wooden plates and spoons. You defecate everywhere and go to bed when it's dark. There are no words, no books, no schools, no hospitals, no records, no inheritance, no faith, no reverence, no good or bad, no desire to repay kindness, no faith, backward and barbaric. Hehe, female doll, tell yourself, in the end, who is a barbarian and who is a civilized person? Shouldn't you have a good attitude, bow down to us, learn our etiquette, regulate your behavior, and then engage in social activities at the same level with us? Like conversations? Like marriage? ……”

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