This is how the Asian guest Wang Mumu arranged, he asked Shi Luke to squat in Hangzhou to welcome the guests, and then from Hangzhou Bay to the East China Sea with cement Ming ** ship No. 163 to pick up the Great Ryukyu. This 163 is the same as the 120, it is a VIP ship, and the equipment is good.

Wang Mumu, a guest from Europe and West Asia, arranged in this way, and he asked Huxi to send people to escort the guests to Suez by land and sea, and then welcome the guests on the Red Sea port in Suez.120 Sail out of the Red Sea, through the Gulf of Aden, across the Indian Ocean, to the Pacific Ocean, to the Great Ryukyus.

In this way, on the fourth day of the earth, the guests gradually came. On the Ryukyu side, the rose program of the group wedding was launched, and the ...... of greeting, reception, translation, tour guide, catering, construction, backup, broadcasting, flying, playing in the water, projection, lighting, and rehearsal began to be very busy.

In this way, the people of Asia, Africa and Europe who have come to the Great Ryukyus, celebrate, present, offer treasures, pay tribute, show off, trade, sing, throw stones, beg, study, join, thank, shocked, worship, sad, silly, crooked, stealing, fighting, ...... have two hearts, and the people have to have two hearts, Grandma Liu has entered the Grand View Garden, Mickey Mouse has fallen into the sugar rice vat, Nan Ke Taishou dream has come true, and honest people have whimsical .......

With the arrival of guests from all walks of life, Taipei City is now a city of joy and shock, carnival and sorrow, really a few joys and a few sorrows, how to say this?

Ladies and gentlemen, as the saying goes, there are four joys in life, namely: the night of the candle in the cave room, when the title of the gold list is inscribed, the old acquaintance in another country, and the sweet rain after a long drought.

Now, Wang Mumu, the vice-president of Harvard University, the governor of the Song Dynasty in the Great Ryukyu Dynasty, will marry Princess Ruth, the queen of the Mediterranean Cypriot Kingdom, and at the same time, thousands of pairs of men and women have announced that they will marry King Jinghai at the same time, which is a grand collective wedding. Registration for this group wedding is not yet closed, as it is an open wedding ceremony for all willing participants, free of charge, and with precious souvenirs and surprises waiting for you. So, now, in Taipei, in the Ryukyus, those who have been registered, are happy; Those that are a little interesting but not yet finalized are in full swing; And those who have no direction for the time being are singing and dancing in the streets and alleys; When foreign guests found out that the weddings here were also reforming and opening up, they hurried to learn the marriage law of the Ryukyus; The white, yellow, black, brown, and two new blue races from Africa have all consulted with the White Lady, what color will our children be? ……。 Therefore, how many people are eagerly looking forward to being able to synchronize with Mumu Wangye's "Cave Room Flower Candle Night" and go hand in hand! However, there are more monks and less porridge, and it is inevitable that when people are happy in the cave room and candle night, they can only be sad: the candle night in the cave room - next door, the audience, and self-comfort.

Now, in the Great Ryukyus, men and women are not very balanced, and there are more monks and less porridge, so the value of women here is bullish. Especially at the moment, this "group wedding" is very good, because as you know, the government has built more than 50,000 new wedding houses, which are empty, and the trail says that after the group wedding, they will be given as gifts to the newlyweds; Therefore, the adults of the Great Ryukyu are looking for and looking and looking and looking for and looking for. And those girls, they are almost unable to laugh, strange goods can live, and things are scarce and expensive, so there are Chao Chu and Twilight Han, there are capricious, there are those who only laugh and do not answer, and there are people who make people play Song riddles, and they refuse to say it to their faces, and quietly go to tell the clerk of the marriage registry office, so the man who is confused about the same running line can only look at the final government announcement gold list. This is the great joy when the title of the gold list is relatively niche at the moment, of course, there will be great sorrow when it is accompanied: when the title of the gold list is named - others, classmates, and rivals!

At present, international friends from three continents and three oceans, as well as domestic colleagues from all over the world, have landed on the shore. Everyone meets in the Ryukyus, there is a first meeting, please take care of it; There are also people who meet old acquaintances in other places. Therefore, it is known that having friends and friends with friends is a happy event; However, there are also enemies and creditors, isn't this a great tragedy: meeting old acquaintances in a foreign land - enemies, creditors, and enemies?

The earth is big and the world is small. General Guo Kui is an enemy who has met his old acquaintance in a foreign land! In other words, what is the biggest thing and the most beautiful thing that Guo Kui has done in his life? In the ninth year of Xining (1076), Li Changjie attacked the Guangnan lands, and when Yongzhou fell, Li Changjie slaughtered more than 50,000 soldiers and civilians and demolished the city fortifications of Yongzhou. After the fall of Yongzhou, the guard general Su Su swore not to surrender, he first killed his whole family, and then set fire to it. Later, the imperial court worshiped Guo Kui as the general manager of the camp of the Mabu Army of Annan Province, and the envoy of Xuanfu of Jinghu South and North Road and Guangnan East and West Road, and went to the expedition with the old soldiers in Yanyan and Hedong. Guo Kui attacked and pulled out Duli Pass, Hulang, Menzhou and other places, and fought a decisive battle with Li Changjie at Fuliangjiang, with heavy casualties on both sides. Later, Li Fang couldn't hold it anymore, so he asked for surrender. At this time, Guo Kui's original army of 300,000 also suffered more than half of the casualties, and the army rations were also exhausted. In this battle, Guo Kui and Li Changjie met several times, hated each other, hated each other, hated each other, and hated each other, and they would never forget it for life. This time, Guo Kui saw that Li Changjie, as the deputy envoy of the delegation to the address, also came to Ryukyu, and he wanted to find out the other party's discomfort. However, Guo Kui is also a careful person, a person who understands the overall situation, he will not rush to the door, he went to discuss with Zhang Guo's old Wang Anshi.

It is said that this Zhang Guo Lao has come to Ryukyu with several colleagues and fairy friends and lived in Shangri-La of Ryukyu. Seeing Guo Kui's visit, when he talked about Li Changjie in Jiaolu, he had public hatred and personal hatred, and he was also angry. Why? It turned out that what was the fuse for Li Changjie's attack on Yongzhou in Guangnan in the ninth year of Xining? It's Wang Anshi's green seedling method! It's Wang Anshi's Xining change! At that time, the basic reason for his invasion of the Song Dynasty was that Li Qiande, the emperor of Jiaolu, believed that since the Tang Dynasty, Jiaolu had become independent from China, and regarded itself as "Hua", and regarded its neighbors except China as "Yi", so he "used Xia to change Yi" and actively used troops abroad. At the same time, the use of the Chinese monarch's rhetoric of "favored by heaven, dying in the middle of summer, thin at home and abroad, and not surrendering" made Li Ling's wisdom faint and ambition inflated, and he wanted to show his ambitions. And Li Changjie understood the emperor's intentions, so he and Zong Jian led an army of 200,000 to advance by water, and brazenly launched an attack on Song. In order to be famous for his division, Li Changjie recited a military document on the march to the Great Song Dynasty, that is, "Cutting Song Lubu", Li Jun posted lists everywhere, saying: "Born to steam the people, the virtue is harmonious; The way of the monarch and the people is to support the people. Now I heard that the Lord of the Song Dynasty was mediocre, did not follow the holy model, listened to Anshi's greedy and evil schemes, and became the department of Qingmiao's assistants, so that the people were anointed with fat and land, and they were fattened by their own schemes. Cover the thousands of people's capital endowed with the sky, and suddenly fall the poison that wants to leave, it is advisable to be solid in the past, but it is pitiful in the past, and there is no need to say it. This post is ordered by the king to direct the way to the north, wanting to clear the waves of demons, and there is a division of the land, but no intention of dividing the people. To sweep away the filth of filth, Ge Yao Tian enjoys the best period of Shun Ri. I will send troops today, and I will save my life, and I will know it with a wide range of **. Think about it yourself, don't be shocked. ”

The meaning of this article is to condemn the emperor of the Song Dynasty for being mediocre, Wang Anshi for changing the law and misleading the country, and the people of the Great Song Dynasty are in the dark rule of the dire waters. Therefore, Li Changjie, the commander of the Great Vietnamese, commanded the brilliant Great Vietnamese army to clear away the haze in the sky of the Great Song Dynasty and give the people of the Great Song Dynasty a happy life. Therefore, the people of the Great Song Dynasty should not be afraid and open the door to welcome the Da Yue army.

For Li Changjie's disregard for the facts, the abuse of the emperor, and the shameless slander of the law change, Lu Dongbin, as the continuation of Song Shenzong, has always been very angry about this; Zhang Guolao, as a continuation of Wang Anshi, was even more angry about this. Didn't you Li Changjie say that my Song people are in dire straits and it is difficult to eat? Are you for the happiness of the people? Then why do you want to slaughter the city? To kill civilians? Song Shenzong couldn't borrow because he couldn't do it, and he couldn't reach it; Wang Anshi is a civil official, otherwise he really wants to be an iron horse and go to revenge. Now, Guo Kui wants to find trouble with the executioner who came to the door, and he is in the middle of it, so he is the monarch and the minister, both civil and military, both civil and military, and there is tension and relaxation, discussing countermeasures, reasonably colliding, and making a plan.

The trick of the Jiaozhi royal family is indeed very high. They know that Li Changjie is very hated by the Song people, so this time we go to your Song people's sphere of influence, we will order you Xiao Helen as the head of the delegation, then your head should at least take care of the safety of his subordinates, your little Helen is like a family under Wang Mumu, this should be no problem, and in this way, Li Changjie, one of the few existing generals in Jiaozhi, can finally go abroad, go deep into the Song Dynasty, go to the Ryukyus in person, mix with the Han people, inquire about intelligence, and spy on the military situation.

Little Helen was very troubled by Li Qiande's holy decree, and knew that this must be the meaning of the Empress Dowager Li, but if she was not ready to break her face now, how should she deal with the old feud between the Great Song Dynasty and Jiaozhi? Little Helen found her own think tank, Hemingway, called Hu Erniang, and took the four seabirds with her to hold a seminar on difficult and dangerous countermeasures.

Xiao Helen said to Hu Erniang: "Everyone, I am the head of the congratulatory delegation for the wedding of Jiaozhi this time, the national teacher Li Daocheng and the general Li Changjie are the deputy of the regiment, and the eldest aunt is the clerk of the Ministry of Works. Such a combination is quite annoying, this Li Gande is really tricky, in this way, we are too used. ”

Little Puffin: "Yes, princess, they are cunning, they haven't seen you report any real information about the Ryukyus recently, so they personally went out and sent Li Changjie to the front line!" ”

Little sea dove: "Yes, princess, they are smart, this Li Changjie offended the Song people, and usually he doesn't dare to step into the Song Dynasty half a step, this time it's good, let your princess block the bar, if something happens, your head will deal with it; If nothing happens, they will drill without scruples, princess, your trouble is coming! ”

Little Puffin: "Why don't we, princess, lock them in the basement like light bulbs and tails?" ”

Little Puffin: "Little Puffin, think about it, they are not light bulbs and tails, can they be placed under house arrest casually?" Besides, if it's really going to be like this, how will you sing the next play? ”

Little crow: "Li Daocheng and Li Changjie are the deputy of the regiment, and they are also national teachers and generals in the country of Jiaozhi, and now there is a princess You are the main person in charge here, and they will definitely have warnings such as military zones, confidential places, and foreigners who are as pervasive as mercury, alas! They're looking for trouble, if they can't get it right, the princess's mother and Mumu Wangye will have opinions about us! ”

Helen Jr.: "So what should I do?" No matter what angle I say, I will not be disrespectful to the princess mother and the prince; But I can't openly turn against the Li family dynasty when I leave my soldier when I am not in Jiaozhi, and besides, I haven't negotiated with Mumu Wang Ye how much his new personal aircraft and broadcasting equipment can provide me, so I must have a magic weapon in my hands, and I can only openly cooperate with the Jiaozhi royal family after I am in Jiaozhi. ”

Hemingway: "Princess, you're right, although we don't want to openly disobey the royal family at the moment, but no matter what, we have to follow the eldest princess and the prince Mumu, this is the first, necessary, and unquestionable." As for the current predicament, I think that for Jinghai Wang Yan, he and we also have a consensus, that is, when there are outsiders, especially when there are Jiaozhi people, Concubine Song is Hu Erke, the master of the horse; And when they are all their own people, the new champion is your eldest aunt Hu Erniang. Therefore, in all the conference affairs, the Ryukyuan people will arrange that the Jiaozhi delegation has nothing to do with the Hu family. Then, we can take advantage of the trend and have less contact with the two Lis, so that if there is anything, it has nothing to do with us, and it is convenient to shirk responsibility and remedy afterwards. ”

Little Helen: "Alas! If they really have some demon moths, can we not be responsible? It's just that the princess mother and the prince of Mumu don't blame us, the rest of Harvard? Am I embarrassed to continue to be Little Red Flower No. 1? So, if you want to skimm, it's best to skim it clearly and cleanly. ”

Little Puffin: "Princess, why don't we hide?" They came to Ryukyu, and we left Ryukyu? ”

Little Crow: "That's a solution, the question is where can we go?" Besides, the prince and Queen Hudong got married, and we left instead, which is not good! ”

Hu Erniang: "Princess, otherwise, in this way, don't they keep saying that I am from the eighth mountain in northern Vietnam?" Okay, let's climb along the pole, and say that I, Hu Erke, went to my hometown to visit relatives, accompanied by your princess, and went together, we left the light bulb and tail, and let them pass the word. In this way, even if they behave out of line in the Ryukyus, they can't talk to us. Wouldn't it be nice that the prince wouldn't blame us? ”

Little puffin: "Master Horse, may I ask, do you really have relatives in the eighth mountain of northern Vietnam?" So when are we leaving? ”

Little Helen: "Silly puffin, my husband really wants to have relatives in the eighth mountain, so what's the matter with Hu Sanniang and Hu Cheng?" Don't use your brains! What does it mean to say one thing and do another? Don't understand? Alas, it doesn't grow much! If you don't have an IQ, I'll reward you with a bottle of brain platinum! ”

Hemingway: "Princess, it seems that this wedding is not all joy, there is an undercurrent surging, complicated, a big drama!" I don't know if it's a comedy? Tragic? Soap opera? Historical drama? Hippie drama? We can't afford to leave, and there are both opportunities and risks. ”

Little Helen: "Of course, how can I really leave?" How can I go to that non-existent eighth mountain? said that he went to see his father-in-law and mother-in-law, which was the spear of the son and the shield of the attacker, but it just made the Jiaozhi royal family speechless, and also made the two Li who were about to come have nothing to rely on. Besides, I just don't want to be Sister Dongdong's bridesmaid, I have to at least be Sister Dongdong's flower girl, I want to pretend to be a ghost with Sister Dongdong, soar in the blue sky, I want to fly higher! ”

The four seabirds immediately responded and quickly picked up: "I want to fly higher!" ……”