Chapter 24: Harassment
As soon as Li Jiansheng's words fell, he bent down and held the two stones under his feet in the palm of his hand, but his friend's feet in the corner of his eyes did not move, as if he was standing still. He looked at the other party in surprise, but was greeted by a look of disdain from the other party.
"Do you think we're here to smash Mr. Tang's window tonight?" Li Wen asked leisurely in the face of the other party's stunned gaze.
"No!" Li Jiansheng smiled, of course he knew that he had seriously misunderstood the other party's thoughts.
"Anyway, that's what I think, I've calculated better during the day, that is, I'm trying to give my father a full beating, and I'm going to smash Mr. Tang's window with you tonight. Who told him to treat you so unfairly, and punish my best friend like this, I am also very unhappy in my heart. Li Jiansheng scratched his head lightly and explained.
"Smashing the window is too low! My father said that this kind of repaying grievances with grievances is the best of the best strategies. This strategy is only to vent anger, and it will not solve any problems at all, and it will only add mistakes to mistakes! ”
"Is it to repay the grievance with virtue?"
"Repaying grievances with virtue is never the best policy. My best policy is to 'self-inflicted'. ”
"Wen Xuanxuan doesn't understand, if you have any ghost ideas, just say it. What pubic * hair, hurry up and spit it out of your mouth, don't get stuck! ”
"Okay, you caterpillar?????? It is to let the person who has caused the wrongs of others also suffer the feeling of grievance caused by it. You stupid caterpillar can't even understand this, see if I don't poke you to death. ”
So the two friends laughed and laughed, and Li Jiansheng immediately forgot the sad things he had just remembered.
Mr. Tang Xiucai, who teaches in Xiaomeng's class, is still very satisfied with the current living situation. After he got his wish to be admitted to Xiucai, he successfully found a position as a teacher in the Mongolian Academy, which was not only easy but also had a good salary, the key was that he had a lot of time at his disposal, and there was a learning atmosphere that allowed him to study quietly. Tang Xiucai is still looking forward to being able to win another person or even a jinshi, then his life can be considered perfect.
Today, Tang Xiucai only has two small classes in the morning, so the rest of the time belongs to himself. He reads books, discusses academic issues with his colleagues, and the day goes by in a relaxed way.
Of course, there are special things about teaching, such as the need for a lot of patience, after all, you have to deal with and guide a group of extremely naughty "little monkeys". It should also hurt the brain a lot in your spare time, how to teach this lesson to attract students' attention and interest. If the results of the students in the college examination at the end of the year are too poor, the year-end bonus will not only be lost, but they will also be dismissed by the old dean, and then the face will fall big. Therefore, although the work of Mr. Teach is easy, the pressure is still quite high.
Fortunately, the villagers of Qingwan have a mellow and strong learning style, and most math children have a heart that is willing to learn. Even Li Wen and Li Jiansheng, who are more headaches in the class, although one will skip class from time to time, and the other class often looks like he is lost in his soul, but when he deliberately checked the homework of these two people, the two of them were able to pass repeatedly, and they didn't pull down any homework.
When Li Wen, who lost his soul this morning, recklessly wiped off the board book, he was also dizzy and gave an unreasonable punishment in a fit of anger. But in hindsight, it may be a way to correct his loss of soul in class, and it will be canceled after a while, depending on the situation.
After Tang Xiucai thought about it, he didn't take this matter to heart anymore, and the days were still as usual. After dark, Tang Xiucai returned to his room to light the oil lamp, and took out a book of sages to read hard.
"'The way of the university is in Mingmingde, in being close to the people, and in stopping at goodness.'" Some people say that it should be the meaning of 'new people', but some people think that it is 'close to the people', and the meaning of being close to the people is the correct interpretation. It all makes sense, but how do you really understand it? Tang Xiucai muttered to himself, he was wandering in a well-known ambiguity of Chinese culture at the moment.
When he thought of being upset, Tang Xiucai couldn't help but slam his desk and said to himself: "The ancients really misunderstood how many people today were, they always cherished words like gold, and it was always difficult to say something clearly and clearly. When next year's township test Moyi, how can I respond to this sentence? ”
Just like on weekdays, Tang Xiucai was up and down in the sea of books, and his body and mind were getting tired and the night was getting deeper. As soon as he looked out the window, the half-moon had moved into the sky. Yes, it's not too early, he casually closed the book, stroked his slightly swollen forehead, and sighed secretly: "One day has passed, and the day of leaving the hometown to test is close to one day." Rest early, or go home tomorrow morning. ”
"It's early autumn, why are the frogs still calling so euphemistically? It's really heart-wrenching to hear! Tang Xiucai, who was lying on the bed with the lights out, thought to himself dissatisfied with the insects screaming outside the window:
I'm in my early twenties, but I'm still alone. It's all because of his poor family background, the second brother only built a new house this summer and got married, and he may have to wait for two or three years! It doesn't matter, there is a golden house in the book, and there is Yan Ruyu in the book, if you can get a person in the township exam next year, many problems will be solved. Why should I bother with those things, the time has not yet come, and I can't rush to come, but don't let it interfere with my reading mentality.
Yes, tomorrow's Xiaomeng class is an afternoon class, and tomorrow morning I will go back to my house while I have time and bring back the leftover rice from last month. I haven't eaten at the same table with my parents and two elders for many days, so let's eat lunch at home. It's better to go back early and stay with your parents more, and go to bed early and get up early. Tang Xiucai thought of this sudden sleepiness, his eyelids closed slightly, and he fell asleep.
"Fruit Zhen Li Ji, Vegetable Heavy Mustard Ginger, Haixian River Talk"
Isn't this a few sentences in "A Thousand Words"? Who's reciting? Tang Xiucai's mind was hazy, and he vaguely heard someone reciting his extremely familiar thousand-character text.
Could it be that I am teaching my classmates in my dreams? Tang Xiucai thought in a daze.
"Mr. Tang! How do you pronounce the last sentence of 'Hai Xian River Talk'? ”
How can dreams be so real? There were still people asking questions, and Tang Xiucai almost grinned.
"Mr. Tang! How do you read the last sentence of 'Hai Xian River Talk'? I really can't remember! ”
Good boy, even accentuate your tone? No, the sound seems to be coming from outside the window! At this time, Tang Xiucai came to his senses and looked up at the window.
'Mr. Tang!' How to read the last sentence of Hai Xianhe talk? "There was a clear sound wafting in from the window.
That's right, Fang Cai was not dreaming, but someone was really reading and asking questions outside the window, and he could vaguely distinguish that it was Li Wen's voice in the class.
It turned out that the guy was afraid of punishment, and he was still working hard so late. Thinking of this reason, Tang Xiucai gave the answer of 'Scales and Feathers Xiang' without thinking.
"Thank you, Mr. Tang!" Floating out of the window, after this sentence came again, it was silent.
I think that classmate is satisfied, but this is too fast! Tang Xiucai thought in bed, he hadn't come to get up yet, it was over? No, if he keeps coming to him with questions, won't he stay up all night tonight? Tang Xiucai thought of this, and couldn't help but feel a bad omen in his heart. Tang Xiucai didn't dare to fall asleep peacefully, but lay on the bed and closed his eyes to recuperate, waiting for the premonition in his heart to come true.
But after waiting for a long time, in addition to the sound of insects outside the window, it was the sound of frogs. Tang Xiucai secretly thought, then Li Wen is only more than eight years old, and he should be asleep at this hour on weekdays, where can he run around in such a late night? His heart widened, and his eyelids immediately sank.
"You're just coming back? The punishment hasn't been lifted yet, sir! ”
Li Jiansheng watched Li Wen recite a few sentences in front of Mr. Tang's window, asked a question, and came back after getting a simple answer. Then Li Wenshu sat comfortably on the grass, set up the pastries he had picked up, and then took out some items from the small cloth bag he brought, as if he had come to the field for supper. Li Jiansheng endured it again and again, but he couldn't help but ask.
But as soon as the words came out, he had a trace of remorse, he hurt his self-esteem a little tonight, and he couldn't grasp the other party's intentions. If you think you're right, you can say that you will roll your eyes at the other party a few times. However, Li Jiansheng also admitted it. He knew that although Li Wen didn't talk much on weekdays, his movements were slow, and he seemed to be a dull and foolish person, but in fact, his mind was turning fast under the calm surface.
"Come on! Come! Sit down and eat while talking! ”
This time, Li Wen didn't give a blank look, he was in a good mood. Being able to "read" Mr. Tang awake is the beginning of success. I'm afraid that Mr. will sleep so loudly and noisily that he won't wake up, so he will have to bang on the window. That might alarm others, such as the dean, and eventually my father would know. Running into the wilderness in the middle of the night without telling his family will be severely criticized for this mere fact. Things can be solved, of course, it is best to control them to a minimum.
"We're playing a protracted phase tonight!" After Li Wen handed Li Jiansheng, who was sitting on the ground, a beloved Pingyao beef jerky, he talked confidently.
"I will not take the initiative to beg Mr. to cancel the punishment, until he realizes that the punishment is unreasonable and automatically cancels the punishment, so what I have to do is to keep disturbing the stage. Think about it, if you have to wake people up every time you want to sleep, will it be annoying? But you can't get angry, won't it be very depressing? Depressed? Depressed? ”
"The old dean lives nearby, and Mr. Tang is unreasonable first, so he doesn't even have a chance to go crazy, ha! Ha! High! High! You're too ruthless, too poisonous! ”
Li Jiansheng suddenly realized at this time, and gave a thumbs up and praised. His sentence also attracted the other party's first approving glance tonight, and Li Jiansheng was also satisfied.
"Come, reward you with the best tea to refresh yourself." After Li Wen smiled, he reached out and took out a bamboo tube from the small cloth bag, pulled out the plug, poured it on his back, and poured a stream of Qingbi tea into his mouth.
"This is the Hongzhou (now Nanchang) Xishan Bailu Tea that my Uncle Chen sent, as my father said, this tea is really warm and fragrant, sweet and delicious, with endless aftertaste, very refreshing. This taste?????? Come on, take a bite too. As soon as the tea was in his mouth, Li Wen couldn't help but taste it with his mouth.
Li Jiansheng took the bamboo tube, and after a little taste, he was deeply impressed by Li Wen's comments. This tea, not to mention the indescribable feeling of being full of mellow and sweet fragrance after entering the stomach, just the feeling of being full of relishes is refreshing, and it is indeed an extraordinary product.
Jiansheng secretly said in his heart: "Hehe! Mr. Tang, I can only mourn for you tonight. Li Wen, this kid is here prepared tonight, well prepared, you just wait! ”
The good tea is refreshing and greasy, and the two of them are very happy to drink tea and taste beef jerky, sugar cakes, etc. At the same time, the wind in the field is refreshing, and the two of them are talking and laughing, how can they feel a little boring and tasteless!
The two are confidants and friends, and they have nothing to say. Different from ordinary days, in this breezy suburb, there is no restraint of adults, but also eating and drinking, the more the two chat, the more relaxed they are, the more they chat, the more energetic, and they have a deep sense of wanting to come again tomorrow night.
"Isn't it time to go again? Aren't you afraid that Mr. Tang will fall asleep deeply, and he won't wake up no matter how noisy he is? After a long time, Li Jiansheng saw that Li Wen was still as stable as Mount Tai, so he couldn't help but ask.
"What are you afraid of, if Mr. Tang can't wake up, I'll bang on the window! I just want to show him an attitude that I will float by his window at any time, no matter how late the night is. It is to let him understand that I will not give up until I achieve my goal tonight. ”
"Hey! Our poor Mr. Tang, he can't even do it without surrendering. Poor he's going to bring us two big black circles to class tomorrow. Ha! Ha! Ha! Li Jiansheng pretended to sympathize with Mr. Tang, but he couldn't help but bow and laugh as he spoke.
"After I quarreled with him two or three times, Mr. Tang should be able to wake up to my heart's purpose." Li Wenwei analyzed: "It is most unpleasant to wake people up when you want to sleep, then he will not really fall asleep, and he will wait for me to appear in front of his window." At that time, he would think, you stinky boy are going to fight with me, right? I'm going to see how long you can stay up late. ”
"But Mr. Tang didn't know that I had already prepared, not only did I sleep during the day, but also brought my father's famous tea. I'm going to make him wait until he's very impatient. Li Wen affirmed with confidence: "Hehe, does he want to surrender?" There is no door! ”
"Then Mr. Tang a few more times, and let him die of immortals. Until the last time, he stood under the window and waited. As soon as you appeared, he complained angrily: Brother Wen, why did you come to me for so long? I'm waiting for you to die in a hurry, and your feet are sore, so you have great mercy and ?????? Just take me! Please! Li Jiansheng thought with a smile.
Looking at the other party's pretended twisted appearance and obscene eyes, Li Wen couldn't help but feel childlike, and said in a reluctant tone: "Okay, okay!" I'm going to take you away!" But??? But ???"
Li Wen suddenly pounced and pulled the other party's pants, and said loudly:
"But I'll have to take my pants off first?????? Let's talk about a few big ass spanks! ”
"Rascals! Help, there's a little rascal! ”
Under the moonlit night, by the small grave, the two friends were wantonly imagining and frolicking.