Chapter 11: On the Deterrence and Shamelessness of Grandpa

It has been four days since the Jinchanji incident. Wang Lang, who had nothing to do, didn't want to go to his grandfather to report, and he didn't want to stay so bored. So Lang comes up with the idea of telling Fluttershy a story. What is it talking about? It is the "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", one of the four famous novels that we are familiar with.

Why do you talk about the Three Kingdoms? Wang Lang also has considerations, first talking about "Journey to the West", Wang Lang himself just said that monks are harmful, and then talking about Buddhism is a kind of suspicion of slapping himself in the face. "Water Margin" is obviously a counter-revolutionary theme. "Dream of Red Mansions" is not talking about his current state. So "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" could only be changed, but Wang Lang changed the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty to the end of the previous dynasty.

"The rolling Yangtze River is passing away, and the waves are sweeping away the heroes. Success or failure turns empty. The green mountains are still there, and the sunset is red several times. On the white-haired fisherman river, accustomed to watching the autumn moon and spring breeze. A pot of turbid wine is happy to meet. How many things in ancient and modern times are laughing and talking. ”

A song by Linjiang Fairy makes Fluttershy fascinated. Wang Lang then said slowly in a deep voice. In other words, there was really no entertainment in this ancient world. Within a few days of Wang Lang's speech, he was known by all the maids in the house. As soon as Wang Lang started speaking, some family members would run to the front yard and shout

"The second young master has started to speak, everyone go quickly."

So you will see the maids in the house rushing towards Wang Lang's courtyard like chicken blood. At the beginning of this incident, Wang Lang's father and mother and eldest brother were alarmed. The next day, Wang Gui was holding a stack of rice paper in his hand, and if Wang Lang was there, he would definitely recognize that this was his Wang Lang's version of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms. Wang Lang's father, Wang Gui sighed and said after reading Lin Jiangxian's words

"I will never use the word Linjiang Immortal in the future."

Wang Lang doesn't know all this, and still tells Fluttershy stories in his courtyard.

On this day, Wang Lang was sitting on the steps of his small courtyard. Tell Fluttershy that "Mrs. Cai proposed to offer Jingzhou Zhuge Liang to burn Xinye". Just now, a family member hurriedly squeezed in and said

"Second young master, there are a few carpenters outside who said they were sending you something."

As soon as Wang Lang heard it, he knew that what he had made had arrived. Said to the family who ran in

"You bring a few people, bring all the things in, and give more money by the way."

After a while, a few housekeepers came in with some tables and chairs. There are also three Taishi chairs. Mrs. Wang also received the news and hurried over. Seeing the table and chairs, he asked curiously

"Erlang, what are these?"

Wang Lang said with a smile

"Mother, don't we usually sit on our knees. Don't you feel that your back hurts for a long time? ”

Mrs. Wang nodded and said

"Yes, it was okay when I was young, but it's obvious when I'm old. Especially your dad. ”

Wang Lang pulled Mrs. Wang to sit on a chair, and Mrs. Wang still didn't know where to put her hand. Wang Lang said as he put his mother's hand on the armrest

"Mother, look, is it comfortable to sit? There's also a backrest behind this. You can lean on. ”

Mrs. Wang tried it, and it was really much more comfortable than kneeling and sitting. Said with a smile

"It's so comfortable. Why don't you get one for your dad too? ”

Wang Lang shook his head with a smile and said

"Mother, this is an ordinary chair, it's prepared for you and your father over there."

As he spoke, Wang Lang pointed to the Taishi chair placed on the side. Wang Lang pulled his mother and said

"Mother, can you sit on it and try it?"

Madame Wang looked at the strange chair that was not stable at all, hesitated, and sat down. Not to mention that Mrs. Wang felt that she would be able to fall asleep immediately after shaking like this. Wang Lang was also very happy to see his mother's satisfied appearance, so he instructed the family

"Put these two chairs in my father's. And the little wooden table was sent together. ”

Mrs. Wang looked at Wang Lang with a smile and said

"Erlang knows that he feels sorry for his father. If you want to get married early, it's better to have a big fat boy. ”

After a while, the man came back and said

"Second Young Master, the master and Marshal Liu are in the hall, let you go."

Wang Lang nodded and said to Mrs. Wang

"Mother, these tables and chairs are all placed in the hall of our house. It's much more comfortable to sit with a guest than to sit on your knees. Then I'll go to Daddy's first. ”

Mrs. Wang said with a smile

"Let's go. Don't let your dad and grandpa wait. ”

As soon as Wang Lang walked to the front yard, he saw his old man and grandfather sitting in a rocking chair, and the little wooden work that was sent together was placed between the two. Wang Lang was happy in his heart

"These two old men are quite good at enjoying it."

Wang Lang walked over and said

"Grandpa, Dad, what's the matter with calling the child?"

Old Man Liu opened his eyes and looked at Wang Lang and said

"Listen to your father, you can tell stories."

Wang Lang shook his eyes and said

"Ah, yes, what story does Grandpa want to hear?"

Old Man Liu said with a smile

"I just want to hear your "Romance of the Three Kingdoms".

Wang Lang said with a smile

"Grandpa, you want to hear that simple. Wait for my grandson to sort out what he said before, and copy it down and send it to you. ”

Old Man Liu nodded and said

"Well, I heard you haven't finished writing yet. After that, every day I sent someone to bring the new sermon to my house. ”

Wang Lang nodded yes. Old Man Liu turned his head and said

"Grandson, your chair is very comfortable. What do you think? ”

Wang Lang touched his head and said

"It's just idle and boring, and it's weird and uncomfortable to sit on your knees. In a flash of inspiration, I came up with such a thing. ”

Old man Liu. nodded, didn't continue, and then said

"Well, grandson, grandpa hasn't had a drink with your father for a long time. Go and ask your mother to cook a few side dishes. Get two jugs of wine. I'll have some drinks with your dad, and it's okay today anyway. ”

Wang Lang nodded and ordered. Return to her courtyard and continue telling Fluttershy the story.

Until 10 p.m. The family came to report that the old man was drunk by his grandfather. I'm lying in the house and sleeping. My grandfather also instructed the family to remove the two Taishi chairs and a small round table in the courtyard. Where am I going, you ask? Naturally, it was moved to Old Man Liu's house.

Wang Lang shook his head helplessly

"A while ago, it was good to say that the old man was a national warrior, why did he become a bandit now? It seems that the old man has mixed up with this status now, not only by virtue of the absolute house. People become fine when they are old, and people become fine when they are old. I don't know what kind of expression my dad will have when he knows that the Taishi chair was moved away by my grandfather not long after I arrived. ”

Wang Lang didn't think about it anymore, just make two for his father after a few days.

Just when Wang Lang was thinking about doing something more, a handsome young man ran in, shouting as he ran

"Vifon, Vifon."

Wang Lang saw that the person who came was Niu Dahu, one of the last restaurant gatherings. Wang Lang won and said

"Brother Big Tiger, what's wrong?"

Niu Dahu hurriedly said

"Quick, go and save your brother, we're stuck in the street. Twenty or thirty people on the other side. ”

When Wang Lang heard this, he was anxious. I have a deep relationship with my eldest brother since I was a child, and my eldest brother is a white-faced scholar. Where will there be a fight. Wang Lang said to the family next to him

"Go and call all the family members of the house. Bring all the guys. Go with Big Tiger. ”

Then he looked at Niu Dahu and said

"Brother Big Tiger, I'll go first. I'm afraid my eldest brother won't be able to support it. ”

Niu Dahu pulled Wang Lang and said

"Let's find all the people and go again. Brother Zhao, they are also there, they should be fine. ”

Wang Lang heard that Brother Zhao was also there. Immediately relieved, and understood why Niu Dahu came to report the news.