Chapter 224: The Birth of a Generation of Masturbating Gods
In the middle of the night, he helped Li Chengqian to get up and get up once, and in the morning the little guy was awakened by urine again, and the vendor covered his head with a pillow speechlessly, "You have so much urine when you are young, you have kidney deficiency"
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Driving on the road, the hawker told Li Chengqian, "Don't ask if you see anything, don't tell if you ask, and don't scream when you see something you don't know, otherwise I'll send you back."
So along the way, Li Chengqian was like an ant sitting on a hot pot, almost wearing out the seat cushion of the co-pilot, and the vendor was squinting at the little guy with a cigarette in his mouth, he was really patient!
Until he came home after hanging up the water, Li Chengqian's face was flushed and he didn't dare to ask, and the hawker was also happy, throwing him on the sofa to watch TV, and sitting on the side to play games.
After beating for half an hour, the hawker lit a cigarette depressedly, there are really many pit gods today, and the scolding hawker continues to line up and wait for the crowd to be full.
Li Chengqian didn't know if he couldn't help it or how to drop, "Uncle, don't you scold, okay?" ”
"Damn, bunch of stupid. Forced, the game won't play, I don't scold who they scold? ”
Li Chengqian Khan was the first: "Uncle, didn't you see that it was your mistake?" ”
The peddler jumped to his feet, "How can I make a mistake, just kidding, I'm a god, the word mistake doesn't exist in my dictionary, besides, you can't understand this thing, you know a request"
Li Chengqian's Adam's apple moved up and down, "Uncle, don't line up yet, click your person's head and I'll take a look."
The peddler glanced at Li Chengqian, "What, you know this?" ”
Li Chengqian shook his head, "I don't understand, but I always feel that you are not smooth enough" At this time, the hawker exhaled his character attributes to Li Chengqian, and Li Chengqian observed the hawker's skill trees and equipment one by one, "Uncle, this thing lights up with a yellow circle, which means that the skill is ready, right?" ”
The peddler looked Li Chengqian up and down, "Yes, I understand this, well, it means that the skills are ready."
Li Chengqian nodded, "Then I know why my uncle lost just now, you think about the situation just now, you and your teammates challenge the other three of them, and the other party has a remnant of blood to run, at this time you should throw this skill, slow down the opponent's speed, and you have a range of attack ultimate, which was bright at the time, directly throw this thing, and then attack the two at the same time, directly take away the remnant of blood, and it will not be that the remnant of blood will come back with full blood and kill you two later"
The peddler squinted his eyes and thought carefully about the battle situation just now, it was indeed like what Li Chengqian said, but he couldn't lose face in front of a junior, "You are a bystander, I was fighting fiercely, how can I pay so much attention?"
Li Chengqian, hehe, the hawker can't hold his face, "What are you laughing at, you have the ability to come"
Li Chengqian took the initiative to let the hawker move himself to the side of the computer, broke his hands, rattled loudly, and then quickly operated on the computer with ten fingers, looked at the vendor's equipment and skill tree, and then nodded, "Uncle, your attribute is too rubbish."
Hawker "I didn't have any money"
Li Chengqian shook his head, "It's not a matter of charging money or not, it's that your equipment is not well matched, and some things look highly evaluated, but they don't fit your role."
The hawker was angry, "Don't beep, if you have the ability, I'll take a look at it."
"Good" Li Chengqian unceremoniously joined the battle directly, 5vs5, as soon as Li Chengqian started fighting, the hawker's cigarette fell, Nima, what is the flow of water, what is the natural talent, Li Chengqian, Nima is born to play games!
One kill, two kills... The hawker didn't know how many of them had been killed, so he heard the keyboard crackling, and a rotten character was actually played by him, and the other party had no power to fight back, and the hawker stared at the chat box "Awesome"
"Haha, with this teammate, the old man is worthy of this life"
"Damn, this Nima is open."
"It's cool to open and hang for a while, the whole family crematorium"
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Li Chengqian saw the vendor staring at the chat box, and also noticed that someone was scolding him, he lowered his head and thought for a while, and cut the input method, and directly fought while scolding, that speed, I will go, shocking and crying ghosts, in the case of Li Chengqian's continuous beating and scolding, the other party hastily ended the battle and ran away!
At the end of the game, Li Chengqian snapped his fingers again, "Hey, it's too weak"
Hawker "You just blow it, the other party has several attributes better than you"
Li Chengqian nodded, "Yes, I mean your role is too weak, otherwise this game should be over eight minutes early"
Hawker "You just blow it"
Li Chengqian ignored the vendors, stared at the screen, scratched the panel from time to time, and ran to the mall to take a look, tried to buy it with a few clicks, and found that he couldn't buy it, "Uncle, why can't you buy this thing?" ”
The hawker glances at "that thing has to be bought with money"
"Then you can charge me some money"
Looking at Li Chengqian's eager and expectant gaze, the peddler was really embarrassed not to satisfy a teenager's thirst, and everyone agreed to build a large courtyard for himself, and it seemed that there was nothing wrong with charging some money.
Directly charge the account with a thousand "Okay, the money is enough, you can look at the match yourself"
Li Chengqian took over the game role, clicked directly on the mall, looked at the price of the things he wanted to buy, and then found that the vendor had charged a lot of money, and gave the vendor a thumbs up, "Uncle is really generous, in fact, one less zero is enough"
"Don't beep, hurry up and buy it, I'm going to see what kind of monster you can match"
Li Chengqian, "Hehe, it's good to have a lot of money, so you don't have to worry about it now" The hawker said in his heart Isn't this nonsense, and then he saw Li Chengqian all the way in the mall, and directly assembled it on his role after he was done, and when everything was over, the hawker stared at his character, and then he found that his role had come to a gorgeous transformation.
The hawker sincerely admires Li Chengqian, it seems that the game is really a young man's thing, and he is half an old man who is not convinced, "Awesome, okay, look good, just play a few and let me see the effect"
Li Chengqian broke his fingers again, this time he licked his lower lip, and his face was evil, "Okay", and then when Li Chengqian entered the game again, the peddler saw what is called the tactics of bulldozers, which is much more than leading people to spit out Gu Hun blood.
Throw spells far away, take a knife to chop nearby, meet the enemy in a group, directly throw the big move, under the leadership of Li Chengqian, the opponent cried dad and shouted mom in a battle, and the *** symbol in the chat box swiped back and forth, it seems that the opponent is angry, and he can't even stand the system when he scolds, so he is directly blocked!
At the end of the battle, Li Chengqian didn't care about the compliments of his friends, thought about it again for a while, and then adjusted the character attributes again, and then it was the end of another game, Li Chengqian nodded with satisfaction, "It's much better now"
The hawker who was watching from the side was already stunned, it turned out that the game could still be played like this, if it weren't for the seniority, the hawker would want to kneel down and hold Li Chengqian's feet to apprentice, it's too awesome!
"Tell me, have you played before?"
"Do you think it's possible?"
Okay, the peddler was defeated, and sure enough, the dragon gave birth to the dragon and the phoenix, why is the emperor's genes so good" In this way, I will give you a task, and you will be here to recuperate for a period of time, help me brush up the rank, otherwise I won't take you to play next time"
Li Chengqian learned from the appearance of the new army and saluted, "Promise to complete the task", from then on, a good prince was led crookedly! (To be continued.) )