0003 Chapter 3 Is it a beautiful woman or a beautiful man?

It's useless to think about it now, let's take care of it now, looking at the hot talents downstairs, Tang Soul shook his head gloomily.

"Bird, you say, what are we going to do now? Mr. Li has been separated from us, and we are not familiar with Yangzhou, and we are not familiar with the place here. ”

When Tang Shui passed by the Tianzi No. 1 room, a voice sounded in the Tianzi No. 1 room.

Hearing this voice, Tang Shui could imagine a stunning beauty talking to her maid, and she looked worried.

Although Tang Shui is not a lustful person, hearing this wonderful voice, Tang Shui still can't help but want to see who the owner of this voice is.

Do what you think, this is the purpose of Tang Shui.

So Tang Shui slowly walked to the door of the No. 1 room in Tianzi.

"Gong, Gongzi, don't worry, I have already made a mark outside the inn, as long as Mr. Li's people see it, they will come to us." A voice that was not as good as the one just now, but not bad, sounded.

"It's not as good as it just now, but it's still very good." Hearing this second voice, Tang Shui thought intoxicatedly in his heart.

Wait, I don't think I've heard any unpleasant words. Suddenly, Tang Shui realized that he seemed to have overlooked something.

"Childe, why don't we order something to eat? You haven't eaten properly today. When Tang Shui realized that he had overlooked something, a voice came from inside the No. 1 room of Tianzi.

Male, Childe? It's rare that the voice that just had a very nice voice is a man? It's not so cheating!

This time, Tang Shui finally found out what he had overlooked, that is, this "childe"!

Childe, that's a male adjective, and now the owner with this beautiful voice is being called by the name Childe.

"Well, it's okay to eat something, I'm a little hungry too." Hearing this, the owner with a beautiful voice said.

"Wait, boy, I'll go and hand over to the shopkeeper to prepare for food now." The whispered answer, the one who called the bird, and whose voice was also very good, seemed to be the servant of the servant, went to the door of the room, and planned to open the door and go out to find the shopkeeper, and ask the shopkeeper to prepare food.

Whew!

The door of the No. 1 room opened.

"Ahh

The bird opened the door, and a figure swooped down on the bird's arms.

However, the bird did not seem to be a bully, and after the first scream, the bird jumped backwards and kicked at the figure.

The figure was kicked by the bird and immediately fell backwards and rolled in a circle in the hallway.

That's right, this figure is Tang Shui, when Tang Shui found out that the person he thought was a stunning beauty was actually used by the title of Gongzi, he couldn't accept it for a while, and was stunned at the door of the room, and he didn't even hear that the bird was going to come out to find the shopkeeper, so this scene appeared.

Tang Shui lay on the door of the No. 1 room in Tianzi, and then the bird came to open the door, so of course Tang Shui, who was lying at the door, pounced forward, which is why after the bird opened the door, someone pounced on him, and then it was as written above.

"Who are you? Why eavesdrop on us? The bird looked at Tang Shui lying on the ground, took out his saber and pointed at Tang Shui and said.

"Heroes spare their lives, heroes spare their lives, I didn't mean to eavesdrop." Seeing that he was being pointed at by a sword, Tang Shui didn't dare to move.

Of course, while speaking, Tang Shui also observed this Xiao Si called a bird. "I'm rubbing, what a shemale?" Seeing the appearance of the person in front of him, Tang Shui shouted in his heart.

The bird that appeared in front of Tang Shui now was dressed in a green shirt, of course, it was not this reason that made Tang Shui shout this sentence in his heart.

This bird is very beautiful, yes, very beautiful, and at the same time beautiful, his skin is also very good, it can be broken by blowing, white and tender like frost, crystal clear, ice skin and jade skin, these words can be used on him.

If a woman looks like this, Tang Shui can still understand it, but this man looks like this, Tang Shui doesn't know how to express it.

Although this bird is wearing a green shirt with a long collar, its slightly protruding Adam's apple can still be seen by Tang Shui.

The Adam's apple is a man's characteristic.

"Birds, what's going on?"

At this time, another person in the room who was regarded by Tang Shui as a stunning beauty also came out and asked his Xiao Si.

"Childe, this person is eavesdropping on us." The bird said to her son.

"Let me die, how can there be such a beautiful man in this world!!" The moment he saw this son, Tang Shui only felt that his worldview had changed.

This boy is very, very beautiful, and not at all on the same level as the one called the bird.

If the beauty of the bird is the beauty of the mortal world, then the beauty of this stunning beauty is the beauty of the fairy, which is not at the same level at all.

Of course, the premise of these two statements is that they are women.

Tang Shui also saw that although this son was also wearing a white high-neighbor robe, he also had an Adam's apple.

"I'm not going to eavesdrop on you, I'm from the inn, I'm going to clean the room, I originally wanted to ask if your room needs to be cleaned, but before I could knock on the door, you opened the door." Although this beautiful boy is very shocking, they are still pointing their swords at themselves, so Tang Shui can only give up.

"Look, this is my broom." After that, Tang Shui also took out the broom that was pressed under him and showed it to the birds.

"Forget it, bird, let him go, I'm sure he didn't mean to." Seeing Tang Shui's broom, the beautiful boy said.

"Okay, Childe said so, then I'll let you go this time, but if you are caught by me and you eavesdropping, you will die." Holding the arrow in his hand and playing with two sword flowers, the bird threatened Tang Shui and said.

"Got it, got it." The eldest husband can bend and stretch, I don't care about you, a ladyboy, after comforting himself and saying a few words to himself, Tang Shui began to walk towards the third room of Tianzi this time.

A needle of a hundred hammers,

Upside down.

Eyes grow on the buttocks,

I only know clothes, but I don't know people.

Of course, while leaving, Tang Shui still recited a poem satirizing the birds.

However, it is evident that Tang Shui underestimated the hearing of birds.

"Stop me." Hearing this, the bird stopped Tang Shui again.

"Don't kill me, I'm just reciting poetry." Turning his head to look, he found that the bird was stabbing at him again, Tang Shui immediately raised his hands and shouted.

"Birds, stop." Just as the bird was about to stab Tang Shui, the beautiful boy spoke.

"Childe, look at him, he" The bird didn't know how to say Tang Shui for a while. 0005 Chapter 5 Rich Country and Strong Army?

"Alright, you go and ask the shopkeeper to prepare food." The beautiful boy shook his head and said to the bird.

"Hmph." Hearing this, the bird snorted angrily, and then walked downstairs.

Seeing that the bird's daughter was so heavy, Tang Shui's forehead was immediately covered with cold sweat, it couldn't really be a shemale.

"This son, are you okay, I heard that the poem you just read is a satire of birds, but it is also a rare masterpiece, I wonder if you can ask the daimyo." Walking in front of Tang Shui, the beautiful boy clenched his fists and said to Tang Shui.

"By the way, my surname is Li, and my name is Qingqing." After thinking about it, Meimeigong, no, it should be Li Qingqing said.

"What is a big name or not, my name is Tang Shui, you can just call me Tang Shui." Waving his hand, Tang Shui said indifferently.

"Childe, since you have this great talent, why do you want to do chores here?" Seeing Tang Shui pick up the broom again, Li Qingqing asked strangely.

Although it is only a satirical poem, it is enough to let Li Qingqing know that Tang Shui should not be a miscellaneous person.

"Alas, it's a matter of urgency." Helplessly, Tang Shui planned to clean the No. 3 room of Tianzi.

"Forced by the situation? Could it be that today's court makes you dissatisfied? Hearing this, Li Qingqing frowned.

"Yes or no." Hearing that Li Qingqing was still asking himself, Tang Shui knew that if he didn't say something, he couldn't leave, so Tang Shui had to think about it and said.

"It's just that there is a flood of poetry now, and I don't want to mess with it." Looking at the talented people downstairs, Tang Shui said unashamedly.

In fact, what Tang Shui wants to say is that he has short hair, and now he has no place to go except here, and he can work here because the shopkeeper here can't find a chore.

But looking at Li Qingqing's very interested look, Tang Shui didn't know how, so he swallowed this sentence back into his stomach, and then said unashamedly.

"Oh? I hope I can say that. Sure enough, when Li Qingqing heard Tang Shui say this, he immediately became interested.

"Uh" Tang Shui suddenly wanted to give himself a mouthful, isn't the situation worse now?

However, looking at Li Qingqing's serious eyes, Tang Shui had no choice but to continue speaking.

"Actually, I don't have any other opinions, but I have some thoughts about the current situation." But if you want to say it, then Tang Shui won't talk nonsense, and now Tang Shui will tell Li Qingqing based on what he has seen and some theories he knows in later generations.

"I'm not against paying attention, I'm just not in favor of their attitude of chanting poetry every day. But I don't think they're the ones who are wrong, because it seems to me that they just haven't found what they can find and understand the word wrong culture. ”

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(Note: Li Zongbing is a personal name, not an official position, and there was no such official position in the Tang Dynasty, which was told to me by an enthusiastic reader.) ）