001 He was unpretentious

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The CBD is bustling at night than during the day.

Because, there are a lot of lights.

If a building has a lot of lights, it means that the company is working overtime.

If the overtime is serious, it means that the company has a lot of business and the future is promising.

If the future is promising, the company is even more valuable.

So, over time, all the companies in the CBD-

Don't turn off the lights.

This is the essence behind the prosperity of the modern economy, known as the "lights-off dilemma", aka the "conspiracy of the power grid company".

On the 17th floor of the Happy Finance Building, Li Lin, who was waiting for the elevator, retracted his thoughts.

He was not conceited by his talent, but sighed.

Talent, intelligence, humor and handsomeness all rolled together.

Li Lin, you are too good.

The only thing that God can limit you is your lifespan.

Let's go, let's ......

The sound of high heels broke his musings.

"Mr. Li, have you just gotten off work?" a delicate female voice floated from the corridor.

"Don't call Mr. Li, I'm just an ordinary technician. Li Lin stared straight at the elevator doorway.

"Too modest, grand actuary. The woman quickened her pace and complimented as if reading a manuscript, "The 'Guardian of Happiness' insurance you designed will sell well as soon as it goes online today, so it's not too much to call Mr. Li." ”

As she approached, a pretended graceful shadow was reflected on the elevator door.

"Who are you?" asked Li Lin.

"Lulu, the new administrative assistant. The woman trotted all the way over, panting and stretching out her right hand, "Lulu, I brought you coffee in the afternoon." ”

Li Lin only nodded, then looked at the display panel on the elevator floor, and did not mean to continue the conversation.

He was thinking of more interesting things, and had no intention of wasting his life in hypocritical teasing.

But he didn't know that this woman had been lying in ambush for a long time, and those compliments were indeed written manuscripts.

Lulu's goal is very clear.

It is to build a relationship with this mysterious, excellent, young and, crucially, single senior actuary who goes beyond friendship.

Of course, she has also heard a little about Li Lin's cold and glamorous style.

Ordinary embarrassment, don't want to repel her.

Lulu bent down and flashed in front of Li Lin, waved her hand and smiled, "You haven't eaten yet, have you?" ”

"Not available. Li Lin still looked at the elevator panel.

Lulu squinted her eyes and asked, "Are you going to accompany your girlfriend?"

"It's not. ”

"What's more important than eating?"

"Playing games. Li Lin's expression did not fluctuate in the slightest.

"Haha, the big actuary also plays games. Lulu had already prepared for this, and took out her mobile phone with a "swish", shaking the screen to show the game that was installed in the afternoon, "I also played, Glory of Kings, right, can you take me with you?"

"Not this one. ”

"What's that?" Lulu grabbed her phone in both hands, shaking her body pitifully, "I'm lonely every night, I can play any game, take me to play." ”

Li Lin raised his eyebrows: "Are you serious?"

"Uh-huh!" Lulu nodded frantically, "What the hell are you playing?"

"European Truck Simulator. Li Lin swallowed and spit, pressed and said excitedly, "2. ”

"That's ...... What ......" Lulu instinctively stepped back.

"Drive a truck, make money, change to a bigger truck, and then a bigger, bigger truck. Li Lin's eyes gradually became fanatical, "Driving a truck along the highway for three hours every night, this unpretentious feeling, you will be addicted." ”

"This kind of ...... I haven't played ......" Lulu tilted her head, avoiding Li Lin's gaze.

"Haven't played it? That's better. Li Lin stared at Lulu and couldn't help rubbing his hands, "You can enjoy it from scratch, starting with a pickup, every road is brand new, and every truck is a first love...... Damn, I'm jealous of you. ”

"Your hobby is really ...... It's quite tasteful......" Lulu wiped the beads of sweat on her forehead and smiled at Li Linqiang: "Oh, don't talk about games, I actually want to ask for advice, do you have any secrets to continuously design star financial products?"

"Nope. Li Lin instantly returned to his previous cold state.

Lulu gritted her teeth secretly.

This man must have been stimulated by something, so he sealed his heart and fell in love with the truck.

She quietly clenched her fists, trying to cheer herself up, and her tone changed to literary and intellectual mode: "Actually...... I don't really like the company's naming of products, happiness guardians, happiness angels or whatever, everything is happiness, as if happiness can be bought with money, it's so ironic. ”

"I feel the same way. Li Lin nodded.

Lulu's heart bursts open like popcorn.

She seemed to see Li Lin's cold appearance, the sensitive and lonely heart.

I can, melt his frozen heart, warm his buried love.

Lulu didn't reveal her joy, just lowered her head slightly and said softly: "Money can't buy happiness, you agree with this sentence." ”

Of course, money can't buy happiness. Li Lin said, his fists clenched tighter and tighter, "Money is happiness itself." ”

“???”

Li Lin didn't say much, in the face of such a conclusive axiom, any addition was superfluous.

Lulu struggled to hold on to the wall so that it didn't collapse.

Do...... Can't do it......

This man has no heart.

Lulu gasped and asked unwillingly, "Can ...... Happiness comes from other aspects, such as love, don't you have this idea?"

"I have a European truck simulation. Li Lin was unusually determined.

"Ah......" The consternation in Lulu's eyes gradually turned into horror, "Can you marry the truck?"

"It's enough to be together, why get married?" Li Lin looked at Lulu puzzled, "Marriage means that half of my money will be given to the other party, so my happiness will be reduced by half, why should I make such an unfortunate choice?"

"Ah!!h

"Is there anything wrong with the logic?" Li Lin did not forget to explain, "Don't get me wrong, I'm not a psychopath, it's not love between me and the truck, I'm just hungry for their bodies." ”

"It's all right! I'll take the stairs, goodbye!" Lulu rushed into the hallway with her head in her hands.

Ding dong.

The elevator door opened.

Li Lin stepped into the elevator and showed a calm smile.

I'm sorry, woman, but I'm just trying to make you die.

I don't even accept the European truck simulation, how can I share my happiness.

Bang!

The elevator shuddered suddenly.

A sense of weightlessness ensues.

In the midst of the "buzzing" sound, the elevator fell rapidly.

The sudden accident made Li Lin stunned for half a second.

Half a second later, he jerked his head.

Although you can't see the outside, only a broken hanging wire will cause this to happen.

In that case, it would be a game of death.

No.

Theoretically, there is still a possibility of survival!

I was in the elevator on the 17th floor, counting the three floors underground, and 20 floors away from the impact point.

The building is about 4 meters high on a single floor, which means that the elevator falls from a height of 80 meters.

Now it's freefall, a classic sport that couldn't be more concise, without calculations, just by feeling to know that the elevator will hit the ground and crash in the fourth second, at a speed of 40 meters per second.

But that's just the elevator.

Theoretically, at that moment, if you jump in place at a speed of 40 meters per second, then your speed is zero relative to the ground.

You will land smoothly!

Although elegantly calculated, this is just a theoretical possibility like the prospect of qualifying for the national football team.

But even the strength of the national football team has never given up.

Li Lin will not.

He closed his eyes and emptied everything.

As long as there is life, we must do our best.

It's something a man should do.

300 ms.

200 milliseconds.

100 ms.

Now is the time.

Jump!

Boom ......

After a short sound of metal tearing, Li Lin completely lost his sense of his body.

But his consciousness was clear.

It seems that his body has been completely damaged, and he may not be able to stay sane for long.

He failed.

But he was not reconciled.

How could such a precise calculation fail?

The first priority, at the last moment of consciousness.

Be sure to hurry up and check the calculations.

The vertical take-off limit height for ordinary humans is set to 1 meter.

A simple calculation shows that his take-off speed is 4.5 meters per second.

To survive, you need to reach a take-off speed of 40 meters per second.

This requires the person to be able to jump vertically up to 80 meters high.

I see.

Just like the prospect of the national football team qualifying, he needs to win the opponent by 7 goals to qualify, but the limit of the national football team is to win -2 goals.

The reason for the failure is the limited constitution of human beings.

Their calculations are still flawless.

Okay, you can go with peace of mind.

The only regret.

No child will be able to inherit their own garage in Euro Truck Simulation.

Just as Li Lin was about to leave peacefully, the text appeared.

【Happiness Guardian Signing......】

[User: Li Lin (Colin Heideltz)]

[Starting Gold: 500]

[Constitution: 8]

[Perception: 6]

【Combat Skills】

[Human Body Technique - Basic Level: Can handle street scuffles and most physical work.] 】

【Management Skills】

Animal slaughtering - beginner: Skilled in handling most poultry, but unable to handle large livestock. 】

[Accounting - Celestial level: The user has a congenital mastery, and the level is equivalent to 17 times that of the Minister of Finance. 】

[Financial technology - creation level: the user has a congenital mastery, which has surpassed the comprehensive fraud power of financiers all over the world. 】

[Actuarial Science - Creation Level: The user has mastered it innately, and it has surpassed the sum of the computing power of mathematicians all over the world. 】

[Combat power assessment: slightly lower than the average adult male.] 】

The surprise was fleeting, and Li Lin quickly accepted all this, read the instructions carefully, and very much recognized that the "Guardian of Happiness" had deceived him...... Assessment of financial skills.

【System Notification】

[Guardian of Happiness, protect your happiness with money. 】

[You can directly use money to improve your constitution and perception, and buy more advanced skills.] 】

[The system solemnly promises you that you will never improve at all through regular exercise. 】

[The Guardian of Happiness is powerful, the interest rate is preferential, and the 500 money given away is enough for you to become the top 5% of the world's powerhouses, and you can easily reach invincible strength in your subsequent life, whether it is to rule the world or sit on a beauty, it is a simple thing. 】

With the assistance of the Guardian of Happiness, you will enjoy an extraordinarily easy and happy journey to the other world. 】

[Please note, however, that when you attack an enemy with damage, the system will charge a certain amount of commission, and the amount of commission will be determined by the strength of the opponent and the level of skill you use.] 】

[Fighting too much may cause your money to become negative, but you don't have to worry about it, the Guardian of Happiness will provide you with a loan service, and the maximum loan amount is half of your peak money.] 】

[Example: You now have a minimum gold limit of -250 and can spend up to 750 gold.] 】

[When the money continues to be negative for more than 30 days, the system will liquidate you.] 】

[The crossing is almost complete.] 】

[Guardian of Happiness, Guardian of Your Happiness Journey.] 】

That's the end of the telling.

It seems that this is a system tailored for the traverser.

No.

No, this is a financial product agreement.

This thing seems to be a good deal at first glance, he is born strong, and he can be invincible with a little krypton.

But it's never that simple.

Behind any temptation, there is a price.

Once a person passes the "Guardian of Happiness" Krypton, they can easily become stronger.

And once people become stronger, they will want to pretend to beep, and they will want to use force to solve the problem, otherwise the money will be spent in vain.

When people can't control themselves to fight, show off, and win the favor of the opposite sex.

has fallen into the whirlpool of the cool feeling of being a strong man, like an abducted gambler, and he can't stop anymore.

The vicious "guardians of happiness" will close the net at this moment.

Every move you make, every shot you win, will be doubled.

In order not to go bankrupt, you have to work hard to make money and fill the funding gap.

At this point, you have been reduced to a leek raised by the "Guardian of Happiness".

What's even more terrifying is that you, who are accustomed to relying on force and indulging in the coolness of the strong, have become less and less fond of using your brain.

As your limbs develop, so does your mind.

If you want to make money, you can only fight.

But you can fight, and it costs money.

In this horrific cycle, the debt will grow bigger and bigger, until it goes bankrupt.

What an evil actuary would have devised such a product.

It's like a remake of the Guardian of Happiness of your own design.

It is conceivable that if it is those people with regular IQ, they will definitely be cut to the root by it.

But this time.

I'm sorry, Guardian of Happiness.

You've hit the happiness harvester.

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