Kong Cheng walked in front and slowed down: "This is the vegetable garden in the temple, General Du is careful to ...... under his feet"

Before he finished speaking, Du Qianyun felt a smell of dung coming to his face, and as soon as he stepped on the air, he heard a "plop" sound, and the dung splashed everywhere, and Du Qianyun's whole body fell into a huge dung pit. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"Save the General!" Yang San exclaimed, and suddenly felt a force behind him, his footing was unstable, and he rushed forward and planted it into the dung pit, which happened to hit Du Qianyun.

Du Qianyun was struggling in the pit, and was unexpectedly smashed down by Yang San, sinking into the feces and urine from head to toe, and fell straight to the bottom of the pit, filling his mouth with several mouthfuls of feces, and his mouth was full of feces, and he couldn't shout. I heard empty regret shouting in a loud voice: "Oh no, General Du fell into the dung pit, come and save people!" ”

Before Du Qianyun poked his head out of the dung water, several iron hooks stretched out to the bottom of the pit, hooked the skin and flesh of Du Qianyun's chest, back and thighs, and pulled upwards with dead force, the iron hook was sharp, Du Qianyun was like suffering from five horses, he opened his mouth in pain and shouted, and poured a few mouthfuls of feces, helpless, so he had to grit his teeth and hold on.

Finally, he was pulled into the manure pit by an iron hook. Du Qianyun sat paralyzed on the edge of the dung pit, wounded by the iron hook, blood and feces, severe pain and stench, Du Qianyun almost fainted.

Kong Cheng hurriedly shouted: "General Du is injured, the fecal water is poisonous, and the poison enters the general's body from the wound, and within a moment and a half, the general's life is difficult to protect!" ”

When Du Qianyun heard that his life was not guaranteed, he was immediately trembling with fright and collapsed on the edge of the dung pit.

"Bathe two generals! Be quick! ”

A group of monks took Du Qianyun and Yang San to the brim! A few buckets of cold water rushed down to cover their heads, and it took half an hour for the feces and urine on the two of them to be almost flushed.

"How dare you murder General Ben!" Du Qianyun opened his mouth and shouted, squirting out a smell of feces from his mouth, but seeing that he was naked, he hurriedly covered his crotch.

"Bring clothes for the general!" Empty regret hurriedly shouted.

The monk brought a few short clothes, and after the two of them finished putting them on, Yang San pointed to the empty nose and scolded: "Thief bald donkey, go to the Shence camp with the military masters!" ”

Du Qianyun touched his arms, but it was empty, and suddenly a spirit: "Xuantie!" ”

Kong Cheng hurriedly sent Xuantie to Du Qianyun: "General Du, the Great Ci'en Temple is all supported by the general. Please also forgive me, General. The little monk did not mean to offend the general. It's just that in this vegetable garden, it was originally muddy and difficult to walk, and the general was not familiar with the path, so he stumbled, and he still hoped for the general Haihan! If the general is not angry for a while and takes the little monk into the Shence camp, I am afraid that it will be unfavorable to the two generals! . ”

Only then did Du Qianyun react, if he really caught empty repentance in the barracks, then the matter of Xuantie would inevitably be exposed. Although he suffered a loss, fortunately, Xuantie had nothing to do, so he had to take Xuantie and hide it in his arms: "Forget it, you are also unintentional, quickly lead the way, this general has to return to the camp!" ”

"The little monk obeys!"

The monk found a dozen lanterns and illuminated the path as if it were daytime. After a while, I came to the temple gate. The monk opened the temple door, and Du Qianyun and Yang San hurried out of the Great Ci'en Temple.

The two came to the street, it was already four watches, the street was empty, the two of them took advantage of the moonlight, just walked out of a dozen steps, and heard a shout in front of them: "The late watch is still wandering on the street in the middle of the night, either a traitor or a thief, take it for me!" ”

I saw that in the shadows on both sides, more than a dozen officials rushed out, the first one was white-faced and burly, it was Zhang Xing, and the rungs were in front of Du Qianyun.

Du Qianyun didn't recognize Zhang Xing, but he could recognize the clothes on Zhang Xing's body, and at a glance, he knew that it was the capture of the Chang'an County Ya.

Yang San scolded: "A little catcher, even dare to block Lord Du, the lieutenant general of the Shence Army, is really impatient!" ”

Zhang Xing sneered: "If you are a general, Lao Tzu is still a marshal!" Someone, bring it to the county government and torture me carefully! ”

Du Qianyun was furious, touched his waist, and suddenly broke out in a cold sweat.

The magic token hanging on the inner lining of the waist is gone!

Losing the token is a capital offense!

Zhang Xing picked up his palm and gave Du Qianyun a resounding slap in the face, which made Du Qianyun's eyes glow: "At the feet of the Son of Heaven, dare to pretend to be a lieutenant general of the Shence Army, and your courage is too great, give me a beating!" ”

The officials rushed up and surrounded Du Qianyun and Yang Sanyi with punches and kicks.

……

Fang Ruoxu was taken out of the Great Mercy and Grace Temple by the five Shence soldiers.

The night was hazy, Fang Ruoxu was supported by the soldiers, his feet did not touch the ground, he was dizzy, he knew that he couldn't help himself, so he simply closed his eyes and was at the mercy of the soldiers.

I don't know how long I walked, but the soldiers stopped and let go of Fang Ruoxu.

Fang Ruoxu opened his eyes, but saw that there was a small forest around him, and the moonlight shone through the branches, sprinkling mottled places, and there were no houses and courtyards near and far.

"Ladies and gentlemen, could it be that you have arrived at the Shence Camp?" Fang Ruoxu said.

"Have you ever seen such a desolate Divine Camp!" One of the soldiers shouted, "Look closely, what kind of place is this!" ”

"The villain is clumsy, he can't see where this is, and he asks the soldier for advice."

Bing Ding said with a smile: "Fang Ruoxu, they all say that you are a sour talent, and when you come to such a field, you still teach a fart!" You see, what's ahead? ”

Fang Ruoxu raised his eyes and suddenly went limp.

In the grove, there are piles of dirt bags, but they are graves, the graves are messy and shabby, there is not even a tombstone, and it is a messy grave.

When you get here, even if you are a fool, you know what this group of soldiers is going to do!

Fang Ruoxu died at the end, but he came to the courage and shouted: "After Fang Xuanling, a hero of the Tang Dynasty, he has been familiar with poetry and books since he was a child, he is familiar with all the schools ......of thought, and he is proficient in articles and history, and he is only eight buckets high, and the jade tree is in the wind."

But I saw that the group of soldiers were all holding their hands and staring at him with a smile, as if they were watching a show on the street.

Fang Ruoxu sighed and said nothing.

The string of self-flattering words just now was something he could never say. Fang Ruoxu thinks very highly of himself, thinking that he has the talent to stabilize the country, but he is not good at complimenting himself, so he asked Baye Gu to memorize it and recite it to him, but that Baye Gu is stupid, and he always intermittently says it, and he is not justified at all, and he is not satisfied with what he said once. Now, when death was approaching, Fang Ruoxu finally mustered up the courage and said these words in one breath, and he realized that the people who listened to it were all listening to jokes!

"Why didn't you say it?" The soldier looked at him with amusement.

"I'm just a nowhere to go!" Fang Ruoxu looked up to the sky and sighed, and now, he finally has a clear understanding of himself.

"Then don't talk about it?"

"Say no more! Ladies and gentlemen, please do it! Fang Ruoxu closed his eyes and waited for death.

"Fang Ruoxu, you listen well, this matter, we are also ordered by others, you go to the underworld, see Lord Yama, and want to sue, just sue Master Du Qianyun, and I have nothing to do!"

As he spoke, the soldier raised his saber and was about to make a move, when he suddenly felt a chill in the back of his neck, and then he heard the sound of his spine breaking.

A miracle appeared before the soldier's eyes—he actually saw his own back.

At the same time, he saw four of his companions, lying behind him, their faces facing their backs, their necks all twisted!

Then he realized that the sound he had heard of the fractured vertebrae was coming from inside his body.

The soldier collapsed to the ground limply, and the smile on his face had not had time to be withdrawn.