Chapter 324: Hands and Feet
Hearing this, Tuoxi rolled his eyes a few times and said, "Is it really as beautiful as you say?" ”
"Let's put it this way, all the beauties I've seen are not as beautiful as her, it's really a national beauty,"
"Oh, then I'd like to see where it is!"
"I live in the post station, but ......" Tianyan Tianshi also drank too much wine, and didn't pay attention to say everything in his heart, only then did he find that there was something wrong with Tuoxi's eyes, and his eyes flashed brightly, because Tianyan Tianshi's lust was famous in Turkic, and since the woman he fancied was definitely not wrong.
After the Heavenly Master found out about this, he couldn't help but cry out, but at this time it was too late to cover it up, so he hurriedly said: "Prince, we have to say okay, you can't think about this woman, this is what I want." ”
"You want my three women, I can't have your women? Well, aren't there three? Give me the one named Xiaoxiao, and give you the remaining two, so let's do it! ”
Tianyan Heavenly Master really wanted to give himself a mouth, he was too casual after getting drunk before, and he shouldn't tell this pervert prince about Xiaoxiao's beauty.
Tianyan said: "Prince, but this woman I fancie, you can't take it away, besides, the other two women are also as beautiful as flowers." ”
"I don't care, you asked for my three women before, I asked her for one, one for three is already a good deal, besides, this woman is not yours, I also helped you do three things. That's it, what's the third thing? ”
Tianyan Heavenly Master has the heart to cry, he knows that this prince has a violent personality, and he really wants to provoke him, but he doesn't care if you are a Heavenly Master or not, he is a powerful heir of the future Turkic Khan, and he will have to eat under him in the future, so he can't fall out with him. I had to nod with a bitter face, and then said: "After I want to kill this Tang prince, please help, tell the Khan, marry the princess to me, and let me be your brother-in-law." Don't worry, I'll do my best to assist you. I am a native of the Tang Dynasty, and it is impossible to be your Turkic Khan, you should know this, I am your brother-in-law, and I can't give birth to children at a young age, so you don't have to guard against me. I just think that the princess is very beautiful, and to be able to marry her, I will be satisfied for the rest of my life. ”
Tuosi wanted to spit in his face. The woman who was still coveting other women before, now she says that she will be content as long as she can marry her sister, she really lied to her face, and her skin is thicker than the corner of the city wall.
However, Tuoxi did not expose his tricks, and said: "You want to be my brother-in-law at an age, as long as your father does not object, of course I will not object." Of course, my sister had to agree. The key is that she has a very stubborn personality, but I'm afraid that it will be a little difficult for you to convince her to marry an old man like you. ”
The Tianyan Heavenly Master smiled, stroked his white beard with his hand, and made a gesture that he thought was very chic, and shook his beard back. He said, "I have a way to do this, as long as the prince agrees to help me make this happen." Princess, hehe, leave it to me, I'll let him be my bride obediently. ”
Tuoxi smiled coldly: "I know what your idea is." You want to drug my sister, right? I warn you, she has a strong personality, and if you are drugged, she will kill you. ”
"The prince doesn't know my means yet, don't worry, leave it to me."
"Well, as long as you're not afraid of death, I don't mind. How are you going to help me get rid of this Tang Dynasty toad who wants to eat swan meat? ”
The Tianyan Heavenly Master smiled mysteriously and said, "Again, leave this matter to me, you can see it, I will let him die without a trace, and no one will suspect us." ”
"It's suspicion of you, but I'm not involved,"
"Yes, yes, everything is taken care of by the poor way, and it has nothing to do with you, Your Royal Highness the Prince."
"I know, you still have to think about how to use those pills of yours to drug him, so that he dies without a trace, it is better to let him die a painful death, I hate him, I don't want him to die too cheaply."
"Don't worry, I'll let him die a miserable death."
"Very well, what about his woman? Don't delay it too long, it's better to let him die early, and we can divide his woman. ”
"Just tonight, he won't see the sun tomorrow morning, and we can get them to bed tonight, hehehe,"
"Okay, I'm going to make up my mind about that Xiaoxiao, if you don't give me a daze, I'll verify."
"Don't worry, prince, since you promised me, you won't default on the debt, my people have already surrounded the post station, and they can't run away with their wings."
Tuoxi rolled his eyes a few times, and suddenly stood up and said: "Okay, you deal with him here, I'll go to the post station to take care of those little girls, lest you take that Xiaoxiao away Li Dai Taozhuang, I know you like to play these tricks, and when you get things done, you will come to my house to have a yard of beauties, you can pick three, I will not be stingy." ”
This time, the Tianyan Heavenly Master had no choice but to smile and nod bitterly, but if it was really done, what he got would be far more satisfying, at least this princess was what he had coveted for a long time.
Tianyan Heavenly Master came to Lu Jinping with a glass of wine, smiled, and said, "Lord Wang, Poor Dao toasts you." ”
Lu Jinping and the princess, accompanied by the Turkic Khan and his wife, were toasting next to each other, and had already arrived at the table of the chief elders. At this time, the Tianyan Heavenly Master came over to toast.
As soon as Lu Jinping heard him say the poor way, and saw a shiny sarcoma on his forehead, he knew that he was the Tianyan Heavenly Master he had been looking for, and he clasped his fists and said: "This must be the world-famous Turkic national teacher Tianyan Heavenly Master, I have also heard of your prestige in Datang." ”
The Turkic Khan Mo Zhu, who was following him, also smiled and nodded, and secretly glanced at the Heavenly Eye Heavenly Master. Then he said to Lu Jinping: "Yes, yes, it's him, he is the pillar of my soil." My son-in-law's martial arts are world-famous, wise and martial, you two are my right-hand men, and I want to kiss more in the future. ”
The Tianyan Heavenly Master had already seen the look of Mo Zhu behind Lu Jinping, and motioned for him to talk to him, so he smiled and said to Lu Jinping: "I have something I want to report to the Khan, and after I finish speaking, I will toast you to the prince,"
Lu Jinping shrugged.
The Heavenly Eye Heavenly Master said to the Turkic Khan Mozhu, "Khan, can you speak further?" ”
Khan smiled and didn't dare to show any expression, because Lu Jinping was looking at him, so he said with a shy stomach: "Just say anything, my son-in-law is my confidant, there is nothing that you can't say in front of him." ”
Tianyan Heavenly Master just said this casually, so how could there be anything to report to the Khan urgently? Saying this, he didn't know that it was because Lu Jinping had been holding the Khan hostage, so the Khan didn't dare to leave, and thought that it was really the Turkic Khan who regarded Lu Jinping as a confidant, and he couldn't help but feel a sea of vinegar churning in his heart, so he laughed and said: "It's nothing important, or after the celebration is over, I'll report it to the Khan, it's a little thing for me." ”
In fact, just now, Mo Zhu made a look at the Tianyan Heavenly Master, wanting to tell him that he was held hostage by Lu Jinping, but this kind of thing can be explained clearly with a single look, so although the drunk Tianyan Heavenly Master is smart, he can't interpret his eyes.
Tianyan Heavenly Master said to Lu Jinping: "I heard that the prince is wise and martial, and his martial arts are world-famous, and Poor Dao admires him very much, and Poor Dao also has some knowledge of weapons, and I will ask the prince for more guidance in the future." ”
"Well said."
"Since the prince agreed, how about we have a glass of wine?"
Lu Jinping looked at the Tianyan Heavenly Master, and saw a faint inadvertent smug smile on the corner of his mouth, he knew that he was going to make a ghost, and snorted coldly in his heart, but he still nodded with a smile on his face and said, "If I can drink a glass of wine with the Heavenly Master, maybe I can also go a long way!" Why don't we sit down and have a drink? ”
"Okay, sit down and drink." Tianyan Heavenly Master agreed, and sat down at the table with Lu Jinping.
Lu Jinping turned back to the princess and said: "You accompany your father and queen mother to toast the guests here, one by one, I will chat with the Heavenly Master, it is rare to meet a national teacher with profound Taoism, and you must be a good student to ask for advice." ”
The princess hurriedly agreed, and the Turkic Khan and his wife toasted the chiefs at the table one by one. These chiefs were already drunk one or two, and people couldn't see clearly, but how dare the khan not drink when he came to toast? They all raised their glasses and drank with the Turkic Khan.
Tianyan Heavenly Master found that the wine in Lu Jinping's cup was not full, so he said: "Didn't you say that the wine is full of respect, I will fill the wine for the prince, let's drink it again." ”
Tianyan Heavenly Master took the wine cup and poured it for Lu Jinping's wine, and while the wine pot blocked Lu Jinping's sight, a pill held by his little finger was released, and with a click, it fell into Lu Jinping's wine glass.
Ancient wine is called turbid wine, because of the technology of winemaking, so the wine is more mixed, and things falling to the bottom are generally invisible, not to mention that it is still night, the light is insufficient, and this pill melts immediately into the wine, leaving no traces.
However, for the sake of safety, the Heavenly Master still pretended to be drunk, poured it very slowly, and finally finished pouring the wine, so he poured his own wine, and then put down the wine cup, held his own wine glass in one hand, and raised Lu Jinping's wine glass in the other hand and said, "Come, Lord Wang, I will give you a glass of honor." ”
Lu Jinping looked at him, suddenly seemed to remember something, pressed his arm, asked him to put the wine cup on the table, and then leaned into his ear and said, "By the way, I have something I want to ask you."
"Let's ask again after drinking, drink first."
"It's very simple, my question is: Is the sarcoma on your head really the eye of the sky?"
"How can it be fake?" When the Tianyan Heavenly Master talked about this topic, he was the most proud, and he couldn't help but reach out and touch the beef cow on his forehead, "Let me tell you, as soon as my sarcoma Tianyan is opened, everything in the mortal world can't escape my Tianyan." ”
When Lu Jinping said proudly, he glanced out of the corner of his eye, and saw that the princess and the Khitan Khan husband and wife were talking to a few elders in full swing, and the Khitan Khan Mozhu seemed to be going to show Lu Jinping that he didn't want to escape, so he took the hands of several elders and talked about the Western Front very affectionately. (To be continued.) )