Chapter 0050 - Bite the Gold and Miss
Today, Cheng Biting Jin's luck is really bad, Zhang Xuan gave him two pieces of money, let him go out shopping, drink a glass of water and wine, but he was strolling around the street, and slipped and slipped to the Qinglou.
Just when Cheng Biting Jin was in front of the Qinglou and a group of vulgar fans, the money bag he tied around his waist was stolen by a few children, Cheng Biting Jin was furious and chased all the way, but unfortunately he was not familiar with life, and chased him into a dead alley, and the money bag and the child were gone.
At this time, Cheng Biting Jin was sitting alone in a wine shop sulking, just arrived in Taiyuan and encountered this kind of bird thing, stealing was unsuccessful, but lost a handful of hair, think about two money! Two thousand dollars, you can find a good fan, and it's gone without a sound, damn thief!
The more Cheng Biting Jin thought about it, the more angry he became, slammed his fist on the table, and scolded: "Dog's thief! ”
His punch alarmed the bartender not far away, and the bartender hurriedly stepped forward and said with a smile: "Does the guest master have any instructions?" ”
Cheng Biting Jin waved his hand, "It's okay, but.... Bring me two more jugs of wine, the best wine, and a roast chicken! ”
The bartender was a little embarrassed, just now the shopkeeper had to pay attention to this person, and most people have to bring a money bag when they come in to drink, but this person did not see a bag containing money.
And he is wearing a coarse cloth short coat, and he doesn't look like a generous boy who pays the bill with gold, or a foreign accent, and he orders so many drinks and dishes by himself, how will he pay the bill when the time comes?
The bartender pointed to the dozen or so drinks and dishes on the table, and said cautiously: "Why don't the guest officers settle the accounts for these drinks and dishes first, and then I will get you wine?" ”
Cheng Biting Jin was furious, slapped the table and said, "Do you think Lao Tzu can't pay the bill?" ”
His slap was extremely loud, startling the surrounding drinkers, and looking at him together, several teenagers next to him looked at him in surprise, and one of the youngest people laughed in a low voice: "Second brother, I feel that the master next to me seems to be going to repay the debt!" ”
This sentence is not big or small, Cheng Yanjin heard it clearly, and his bullish eyes glared fiercely, "What are you guys talking about?" ”
A heroic-looking teenager hurriedly pulled his brother, "Don't talk nonsense, you will offend people!" ”
Several teenagers stopped talking, Cheng Biting Jin grabbed the bartender's shirt and said viciously: "What do you mean?" ”
"No, no!" The bartender was so frightened that he hurriedly waved his hand, "The villain definitely didn't mean that." ”
"If you don't have that meaning, bring me wine and food!"
Cheng Biting Jin's tone was very vicious, the bartender was scared, so he had to go and get him wine and food, although he suppressed the bartender fiercely for a while, but Cheng Biting Jin did have something unspeakable, he didn't have a penny on him, so how to pay the bill later?
However, this kind of trivial matter is not difficult for Cheng to bite Jin, he often eats this kind of overlord meal in Dong'e County, and he has his own coping strategy.
Cheng Yanjin was drinking just now, and his small eyes carefully observed the situation in the surrounding restaurants, and the restaurant he chose was a large restaurant on the street, called 'Sanjin Restaurant', which was three stories high, full of guests, and the business was very prosperous.
His seat was on the second floor, but unfortunately he didn't get a window seat, and the nearest window seat was preempted by several teenagers.
Cheng Biting Jin's method of eating the overlord's meal is simple and effective, first take the bartender away, then provoke an incident, create chaos, and then run away in the chaos, it is best to sit by the window, so that he can jump out of the window and escape.
As soon as he sat down, the target of the provocation was found, that is, the four teenagers next to him, the average teenager is weak, easy to bully, and the mind is impulsive and irritable, regardless of the fight, looking at a few of them seem to be brightly dressed, it should be no problem to compensate for the loss of the restaurant.
Cheng Yanjin had already eaten enough to eat and drink, and was ready to slip away, he remembered that a few teenagers almost exposed himself just now, and he was very annoyed in his heart, and at a glance of his small eyes, he saw that the bartender went down the stairs with a bitter face, and he immediately picked up a plate of residual fish and smashed it at the teenagers next to him.
'Smack! The vegetable plate was smashing on the brocade-robed young man who had just spoken, and the snow-white brocade robe was suddenly stained with a large area of oil.
The four teenagers didn't expect the person next to them to suddenly get into trouble, they were all stunned all of a sudden, Cheng Biting Jin simply picked up the vegetable plate and crackled it, and scolded: "A few rabbit cubs, Lao Tzu wants to teach you a good lesson, and you dare to slander Lao Tzu." ”
Several teenagers were furious, raised their fists and rushed up, Cheng Yanjin quickly took two steps back, kicked over the wine table, swiped his fist, and the two screens also fell, and the surrounding drinkers were in chaos.
"Murder, everyone run!"
Cheng Yanjin yelled and took the opportunity to fan the flames, making the second floor even more chaotic, with the drinkers pushing each other, mixed with the screams of several women, the tables toppling over, the dishes shattering, and everyone scrambling towards the stairs.
Cheng Yanjin was very proud in his heart, and in the next step, he would knock down a few teenagers, and then he could calmly leave through the window, this was his overlord meal stunt, and he tried it repeatedly.
Unexpectedly, he encountered a little trouble today, several teenagers actually knew martial arts, and martial arts were not weak, Cheng Biting Jin quickly fell into the wind with one hit three, only a moment, he was hit by more than a dozen punches and kicks on his head, Mo said that he slipped away from the window, and it was impossible for him to even go downstairs.
The three teenagers surrounded Cheng Bingjin like a marquee, punching and kicking, and their shots were very sharp.
These teenagers are naturally a few Li brothers, Li Shimin, Li Yuanji and Li Xiaogong, who are picking up the wind and washing the dust for the third brother Li Xuanba, who has just returned from Zhongnan Mountain, but unexpectedly met Cheng Yanjin, who was about to eat the overlord's meal.
Li Shimin was caught off guard, the white brocade robe was hit by a plate of leftover soup, and it was stained on the ground, Rao was calm, but after all, he was a fifteen-year-old boy, how could he endure this evil breath, and his heart was suddenly furious.
At this time, the shopkeeper got the bartender's report, led a dozen guys to rush to the second floor, and asked loudly, "Where is the scoundrel who eats the overlord's meal?" ”
Cheng Biting Jin secretly complained, it would be too late if he didn't leave, he resisted the punches of the three brothers, looking around for opportunities, he saw a black charcoal boy standing next to him, although he was tall and strong, he looked stupid and stupid, and he was grinning.
Cheng Yanjin secretly thought in his heart, "Maybe this black boy doesn't know martial arts, so he watched the battle from the side, or took him hostage." ”
Cheng Biting Jin kicked Li Yuanji away, revealing a loophole, he seized the opportunity to rush out of the encirclement, rushed to the black charcoal boy in two steps, and reached out to grab his neck, "Little black charcoal, let's play with Grandpa Cheng!" ”
The black charcoal boy was stunned for a moment, the master did not allow him to do anything with others, so he had to watch the battle from the sidelines, this guy actually wanted to fight with himself, he suddenly grinned, "Old black charcoal, this is what you asked for!" ”
Cheng Yanjin suddenly felt that his body was light, his legs flew off the ground, his mind was dizzy, as if the world was turned upside down, and when he was a little sober, he found that he was hanging in the air, and his back was held high.
He turned his head with difficulty, only to find that it was the black boy who lifted himself in the air, Cheng Yanjin couldn't help but secretly complain, he thought that this black boy was the weakest in martial arts, but he didn't expect him to be the strongest one, his weight of one hundred and sixty or seventy pounds, he seemed to be catching a chicken.
"Little Black Tan, put me down!"
"Old Black Carbon, how do you say we play?"
"Be obedient, let go of my eldest brother, and I'll give you money to buy candy to eat."
"Hee-hee! You don't even have money to eat, how can you afford to buy sugar? ”
Cheng Biting Jin suddenly became angry, gritted his teeth and said, "Quickly put Grandpa down, otherwise see how I clean you up!" ”
"Alright! I was afraid of you, so I let you go. ”
As he spoke, the black boy casually threw Cheng Biting Jin into the air, and Cheng Biting Jin was so frightened in the air that his voice changed, "Grandpa Black Carbon, Black Charcoal Ancestor, don't throw it!" ”
The black boy caught him lightly again, and said with a smile: "Do you want to come down?" ”
"I'm out of sight, please let the black man let me go!" Cheng Yanjin begged again.
"Then I'll give you a leg up! My master likes to let me pinch him. ”
The black charcoal boy was playful, grabbed Cheng Biting Jin's arm and pinched it gently, and Cheng Biting Jin suddenly howled in pain like killing a pig.
He grabbed Cheng Biting Jin's neck casually, raised him into the air with one arm, and said with a smile: "Don't you just see that I look honest and want to play with me?" ”
Cheng Biting Jin was pinched so painfully that he couldn't scream again, tears and snot flowed down for a while, but he was very sober in his heart, what kind of disaster did he encounter today! Is this black charcoal boy a human or a ghost?
Li Shimin hurriedly shouted: "Xuanba, that's enough, put him down!" ”
.......
When Jang Hyun returned to the inn, he happened to encounter a large number of deliveries from the store, the yard was full of cages and sacks, and a dozen newly bought camels, and the guys were busy counting the goods.
"Zhang Gongzi, this way!"
As soon as Zhang Xuan turned around, he saw Zhao Shan calling him, Zhang Xuan stepped forward with a smile, "Did Zhao Dongzhu come back so early?" ”
"I bought everything I wanted, and it went surprisingly well today."
Maybe it's because things are going well, Zhao Dan is in good spirits, with a smile on his face, he patted a tall camel and said with a smile: "These fifteen camels are good, they are the foot power that I specially bought for my son, and these goods next to them are also, a total of five hundred high-quality silk." ”
"It's really troublesome for proprietor Zhao."
"You're welcome."
Zhao Shan looked at both sides, and said in a low voice: "I persuade Gongzi to let that Cheng bite Jin away!" I am well-informed, this person is by no means a good person, and he is afraid that he will cause unwarranted disasters to his son on the way. ”
Zhang Xuan said with a smile: "Thank you Zhao Dongzhu for reminding me, but I know in my heart that I know how to deal with him." ”
As soon as the words fell, there was a commotion outside the gate in the distance, and a guy rushed over, "Zhang Gongzi, Cheng Zhijie was escorted back, it seems a little bad!" ”
"Escort back?"
Zhang Xuan frowned, walked quickly to the gate, only to see a carriage stop at the gate of the courtyard, Cheng Yanjin got out of the carriage, was beaten with a blue nose and swollen face, his hands were tied behind his back, and he hung his head down, four teenagers followed him, and a tall black charcoal boy held the rope.
Zhang Xuan's face sank suddenly, and he shouted angrily: "Who are you, why are you abusing my buddy so much? ”
Li Shimin stepped forward and saluted, "This son, we didn't abuse him, his appearance was the result of a fight, and we were beaten by him a lot, besides, we came back in a carriage to save his face." ”
Zhang Xuan saw that their faces were also bruised, their clothes were torn, and there were large purple stains on the shoulders of the young man in front of him, and he didn't know what was going on.
"You untie the rope first, and I'll take care of anything."
Li Shimin gave Li Xiaogong a look, Li Xiaogong pulled out the dagger, and cut Cheng Biting Jin's rope, Rao is Cheng Biting Jin's face was as thick as a city wall, at this time in front of Zhang Xuan, he still couldn't help but be ashamed, slipped into the courtyard without saying a word, and went straight into the room.
Zhang Xuan was a little surprised in his heart, the young man who cut the rope was at least ten years old, but only the young man in brocade was the first to look at it.
He glanced at Cheng Yanjin's back and asked, "What's wrong?" ”
"That's the case, your guy ate the overlord meal in the restaurant, took the initiative to provoke us to create chaos, but was restrained by us, the shopkeeper led people to beat him, and we also stopped it, the loss of the restaurant is compensated by me, I don't want to have anything to do with your guy, but I hope you can give me an explanation."
Li Shimin said very concisely and clearly, not many words, Zhang Xuan immediately understood the cause and effect, and without waiting for him to speak, Zhao Shan next to him gritted his teeth and scolded: "I just said that he was a troublemaker, and he actually went to eat the overlord meal, and we were all lost by him." ”
Zhang Xuan also scolded a few words in his heart, if he didn't bite gold in the process, he didn't think it was strange, but the young man in front of him didn't know what it meant?
Zhang Xuan asked coldly, "I don't know what you want?" ”