"Why don't Brother Li play two tricks too?"

"Good"

The hawker waved to the Taoist priest who was standing on the sidelines and watching the students, "Hey, throw a ball."

"Hey, okay," the Taoist priest said, throwing a basketball to the hawker in a standard 38-style pitching stance, and the hawker grabbed it.

"Thanks, give it, Brother Li try it"

Li Er took it and weighed it in his hand, "Well, is it still very weighty?" and then slapped it on the ground with his backhand, and the ball flew out diagonally without bounce a few times, "Oops, disobedient"

The person next to him picked up the ball for Li Er, Li Er stopped shooting the ball this time, drove the child in front of him away, walked to the basket by himself, and aimed and shot in one go!

The ball flew over the basket to the next field with a whoosh, and a child who was really playing with his back was hit on the head by the ball, and turned his head angrily and scolded "which bear smashed me"

Then the child saw a man wearing a dragon robe with mud on the dragon robe looking at him embarrassedly, and he froze.

Li Er beckoned to the child, "Can you help me pick up the ball?" ”

The child was startled, and ran away, leaving Li Er with an embarrassed face, clapping his hands, "Forget it, don't play, Dabao remembers to help me get a set of this thing in the palace after I go back, and I will learn it when I have nothing to do."

"Okay, let's go somewhere else."

Li Er nodded, followed the vendor to other places, and happened to meet Ming Fang pretending to be like an adult, with a lesson plan in his armpit, a whip in his hand, and a lesson whip in his hand, holding his head high to teach the child!

Suddenly seeing the appearance of the hawker and others, the little girl's eyes lit up violently, and then she couldn't pretend anymore, and threw herself into the hawker's arms with both hands, "Brother Dabao, you're here"

"Oops, I'm fat again, come down, I'm out of breath."

Li Er looked at it with a smile on the side, "Dabao really has a deep brother-sister relationship, you see how excited this sister is when she sees you."

The hawker pouted, she was excited to see me, she wanted to eat something good, sure enough, after Qingfang finished greeting, she began to dig in the hawker's pocket, cigarettes, lighters and other things were thrown everywhere, and even a few steel hammers hidden in the corner were not spared, and they were turned out.

After searching, Qingfang, who found nothing, grabbed the collar of the vendor's clothes and coquettishly said, "Brother Dabao, I want to eat chocolate"

The peddler was about to have a concussion, "Don't shake, hurry up and go to class, when you become a gentleman, you have to look like a gentleman"

Qingfang screamed strangely, "Oops, I forgot that there is still class, let me down, I'm going to be late"

The peddler put the little girl down speechlessly, and the little girl picked up the lesson plan and the whip that fell on the ground and ran in the direction of the classroom!

Li Er pulled the peddler, "Dabao, I've been to this school many times, and I haven't heard Mr. lecture yet, why don't we listen to it for a while?" ”

"Okay, then go to Qingfang's" Take Li Er and the minister to the classroom where Qingfang disappeared, and ask other Taoist priests to move some benches over on the way, Your Majesty can't let people stand if you want to listen to the class!

Call Qingfang out at the door of the classroom to make arrangements, Qingfang turned back into the classroom to explain to the students, and when Li Er and the others rushed into time, the children applauded desperately!

Li Er waved to the child in the form of En'en, walked to the chair placed at the back of the classroom and sat down, because the space was limited, only a few people with higher official titles entered the classroom, and the others either leaned on the window to listen, or visited other classrooms!

After everyone sat down, Qingfang pretended to be calm and stood on the podium, coughing "class"

Suddenly, a delicate female voice suddenly shouted "stand up"

The students in the classroom stood up and shouted "Hello teacher"

Li Erzheng was waiting for Qingfang to give a lecture, and he was almost scared down so suddenly, but the children had already received the signal from Qingfang to sit down and start class, so they swallowed back what they wanted to ask!

Qingfang flipped through the textbook on the desk, "In this lesson, let's talk about quality, what is quality, quality is what we call weight, we can use catties, grams, etc...."

Qingfang talked a lot, and then paused, "So when it comes to this, I want to ask you a question, I ask a classmate to answer my question, who to choose?" ”

Qingfang raised her face and glanced at the class, Niu Jinda covered her mouth and asked the vendor, "You guys also learn this?" ”

The peddler nodded, and the movements of the two were seen by Qing Fang, who pointed at Niu Jinda with his finger, "That, General Niu, can you please answer my question?" ”

Lao Niu looked stunned, and stood up with his finger pointing to his nose, "Let me answer?" I don't know anything."

Qing Fang curled the corners of her mouth, "It's okay, Gewu is originally a thing around us, to put it bluntly, it's a matter of common sense, it's just that no one has studied it in depth before my Datang, but I think General Niu can fight well, and he must be no stranger to some common-sense things, right?" ”

Hearing Qingfang compliment herself, Lao Niu looked scolded, "That's, okay, you ask, I will answer as quickly as possible"

"Okay, thank you General Niu for your cooperation, may I ask which weighs a pound of catkins or a pound of iron?"

Lao Niu didn't even think about it, "You still need to ask, of course it's heavy iron" After speaking, he bowed his hand to the people around him, and the audience burst into laughter, Qingfang shook his head, "General Niu is wrong, I asked which is heavier, a pound of catkins or a pound of iron?"

"yes, must it be iron?"

Seeing that Niu Jinda hadn't reacted yet, Qingfang pointed to another student, "Yan Wuliu, you come to answer"

A lean little boy stood up energetically and replied loudly, "Teacher, the same weight"

Qingfang nodded, "Very good, please take a seat, General Niu, do you understand now?" ”

Niu Jinda finally reacted that there was a pound in front of the catkins and iron as a decoration, knowing that he was making a joke, Niu Jinda waved his hand again and again, "This doesn't count, I heard it for a while, I don't believe you ask me again, I will definitely be able to answer"

"Okay, may I ask which one is more painful to beat someone, a pound of catkins or a pound of iron?"

Niu Jinda's eyes glared, "Didn't you ask just now, it hurts?"

"Haha...."Li Er really couldn't help it, this old cow had lived for twenty or thirty years, and he was actually dizzy by a child, and the whole class was holding their stomachs, laughing and crawling on the table and couldn't get up.

Qingfang didn't give Lao Niu a chance to get back on the field, "General Niu, please sit down, I hope to think twice about doing things in the future, okay, let's continue the class...."

After Niu Jinda sat down, he slapped his big mouth with his right hand, and PIAPIA made a sound, "Let you speak so fast, let you talk but have no brain..."

The vendor grabbed Lao Niu's hand, "Brother Niu, don't fan, what is this, I went to school the same time as you back then"

Lao Niu cried with a sad face, "Then you are at least a shame among your peers, I am a shame to be thrown into kindergarten, can it be the same?" No, Dabao, you give me another question, let me answer it correctly, and I'll find my confidence."

Looking at the old cow's eager expectant gaze, the vendor couldn't bear to refuse the old cow's request, "Okay, listen up, the turtledove fell on your head, whose egg will you take first?" ”

"Good boy, disgusting me, no, I must have taken your eggs first"

The corners of the hawker's mouth curled, and with a wicked smile on his face, Niu Jinda was stunned and reacted, Nima "Niu Dabao, there is a kind of you don't leave after school" (to be continued.) )