Chapter 69: Plug the exhaust pipe
The group of people in the dormitory, no matter what Luo Yifei's reaction was, after hearing Zhao Chunlei's words, they all speculated with high interest.
"It can't really be related to breasts, right?"
"I think it is, the beautiful officer punished him for grabbing two big bowls, it won't be for no reason, there must be something to say about it."
"But does the bowl have anything to do with the breast?"
"Stupid, your Chinese was taught by a physical education teacher, can't you have never even heard of such a classic word as 'sea bowl upside down' to describe breasts?"
"That's right, the mule must have said so, that's why he was punished by the beautiful officer."
Everyone said a word, through some clues, actually guessed the truth of the matter, regardless of whether Luo Yifei admitted it or not, one by one they decided that it was so, and also ridiculed Luo Yifei with this, provoked the black line in his head, scolded everyone, and hid in the corner with a stool.
His anger and anger did not stop everyone, but caused everyone to laugh, Yuan Guoqing teased: "Mule, don't keep a tight face, isn't it just punished, what's the big deal, come, tell the unhappiness in your heart, let the big guy be happy!" ”
When Luo Yifei was annoyed, Xu Yan walked into the dormitory, and when he saw everyone smiling around Luo Yifei, he asked curiously: "It's so lively, what are you talking about?" ”
"Let the mules tell us what is unhappy, so that we can all be happy." Yuan Guoqing explained, and said that he had to greet Xu Yan together.
If it were in normal times, Xu Yan would definitely join in without hesitation, but now it is different from the past, looking for Zhong Ming to find a place, there is no eyebrows, he is still counting on Luo Yifei to raise his noble hand, it is too late to please him now, of course, it is impossible to follow the blind coaxing, not only can he not be blindly coaxed, but he also has to help Luo Yifei.
Seeing that he raised his eyebrows, he shouted: "Enough, why are you people so bad, how can you build your happiness on the pain of others, Fei Ge has been punished like this, you are still messing around here, and there is no humanity at all!" ”
Quiet!
The dormitory suddenly fell silent, and only Xu Yan's righteous voice continued to roll and echo in the air.
Yuan Guoqing, Zhao Chunlei and others, one by one, opened their eyes wide, staring at Xu Yan in disbelief, with doubts and puzzlements in their heads, is this person in front of him really Xu Yan, when he encounters this kind of beating of water dogs, hasn't he always been the most positive, why is it abnormal now...
What made everyone unbelievable was still behind, after drinking everyone, Xu Yan separated the crowd and came to Luo Yifei, and said angrily: "This group of people is so ignorant, how can they be so inferior, how can they treat their comrades-in-arms like this, it's too much!" ”
Xu Yan first scolded a few words, then his face changed, and he flattered: "Brother Fei, you have been punished for an afternoon, your muscles must be sour, why don't I help you pinch your shoulders and rejuvenate your muscles and bones?" ”
Looking at Xu Yan's flattering expression, everyone was dumbfounded, and their jaws almost fell to the ground, is this still the shameless and obscene Xu Yan, it is too subversive of everyone's cognition, and it is too much of a test of everyone's ability to accept.
Xu Yan glanced at everyone, ignoring everyone's complicated thoughts, and didn't care whether Luo Yifei agreed or not, he came directly to get up and gently helped him pinch his shoulders.
After pinching like this for a while, Xu Yan smiled and said, "Brother Fei, I have already thought of a way to deal with Zhong Ming, and I am looking for a suitable opportunity, see if you can give a grace period of two days." ”
Hearing Xu Yan speak, everyone suddenly realized, everyone looked at each other and muttered.
"I said how he changed his character, it turned out that he had other plans."
"I knew this guy wasn't so kind, and sure enough, I guessed it!"
Everyone was discussing, and couldn't help but look at Luo Yifei, waiting for his answer, but seeing that his body was relaxed, enjoying Xu Yan's massage, he squinted his eyes and said, "You can be lenient, I didn't say it before, don't worry!" ”
"Then you promised to help train for the New Year in the past few days?" Xu Yan asked cautiously.
"I'll wait until you help me get back to the field!" Luo Yifei said casually, shook his body, and admonished: "Lean a little lower on your shoulders, and your strength can be a little bigger." ”
Xu Yan scolded his mother's heart, but he didn't show it on the surface, he did it according to Luo Yifei's words, and discussed: "Brother Fei, I will definitely do it when I find a field, but I really can't delay it here, the recruit period is almost over, we have spent so much effort on him, and we can't drop the chain at the most critical time, and you can't bear to let our labor succeed, just ruin it like this, right?" ”
"It's unbearable." Luo Yifei snorted comfortably, and just when Xu Yan thought there was a door, he changed his words and said: "But, there is no way, who let me already let out the words, the manly husband has made a promise, a mouthful of foam and a nail, and the water that was spilled out of the words he said, he can't regret it if he doesn't say anything, so..."
Seeing that Luo Yifei didn't enter the oil and salt, Xu Yan was also annoyed, his subordinates moved, his bent body straightened up instantly, and said angrily: "Luo Yifei, don't go too far!" ”
"I'm just too much, you bite me." Luo Yifei did not show weakness, and sneered at each other: "Hmph, I thought that by pinching my shoulders, I could send me away, I told you that there is no way, if you don't help me find the field, I won't fall for you if you say it." ”
Seeing that Luo Yifei was resolute and that the negotiation road would not work, Xu Yan slammed the door and left angrily.
"Luo Yifei, you wait for me, wait for this matter, see how I clean you up!" Xu Yan walked on the road, his face was uncertain, he cursed viciously, and soon sighed again, and couldn't help but think: Why don't you find Zhong Ming directly and let her clean up herself, in exchange for Luo Yifei's compromise.
Just as Xu Yan was contemplating his eyebrows, a car drove by, and the exhaust fumes erupted from the exhaust pipe, blowing up dust on the ground.
Xu Yan looked up, his eyes froze, and after a while, his eyes lit up, and he patted his head and said, "Why am I so stupid, I promised the mule to help him find a place, but who stipulates that it must be targeted at the evil woman herself, and it is okay to target her car, she is very powerful and difficult to entangle, but it is not even difficult to entangle the car!" ”
After muttering a few words, Xu Yan quickly thought of a way, ran to the front of the office building in a hurry, and saw Zhong Ming's jeep at a glance. Glancing around, seeing that no one was passing by, Xu Yan walked to the office building casually, and when he passed Zhong Ming's car, he suddenly squatted out of an arrow step, squatting behind Zhong Ming's car, his eyes swept nearby, grabbed a handful of soil from the flower bed next to him, and stuffed it into the car exhaust pipe.
Xu Yan opened the bow left and right, stuffed soil into the exhaust cylinder with one hand, pinched a flower branch found in the flower bed with the other hand, and kept poking it in, pressing the soil into the porcelain, so that it only took a moment to stuff the exhaust cylinder to the brim.
Xu Yan glanced at his masterpiece, patted the soil on his palm, and saw that no one around was paying attention, so he stood up unhurriedly and left.
After the incident, the clothes are gone, and the merit and fame are hidden, and the ancient knights are nothing more than that!
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