The journey to Hangzhou is more than one day.

The bumps in the carriage all the way made Yue Shaoan's back and legs hurt, and it was extremely boring.

But fortunately, the scenery along the way is beautiful, the green mountains are white, the green water is tender, and the natural situation is unintentional, which makes Yue Shao'an's heart feel a lot more comfortable.

Looking at the green grass and green mountains, if this carriage is replaced with a high-end sports car, it is also a good way to travel.

But this can only become a dream, after coming here, Yue Shaoan already knows that he has been insulated from the sports car in this life.

Yue Shao'an, who was in a better mood, soon changed his previous image, and his true nature was gradually revealed.

Along the way, the mouth is like a lotus, the tongue is like a spring, and the uncle who is driving the car is already ripe and can't be more familiar.

When he was bored, he teased the uncle for a while, told a meat joke, a little joke, and looked at the uncle's embarrassing face, Yue Shao was happy with peace of mind.

On this day, the carriage was moving on the main road.

Yue Shaoan held a folding fan that he picked up in the small town he was passing by when he was resting before, swayed gently, wore a small hat to cover the wind, and a white robe danced lightly in the wind, his face was white and clean, and his appearance was handsome.

It's just that the uncle who drove the car doesn't think so anymore.

In the past two days, Yue Shaoan has teased him a lot, and he has already revealed his bottom.

Although this uncle still has a son's name in his mouth, he has despised him countless times in his heart, I really don't know how such a good skin can hide such a lewd heart. Swinging heart.

The uncle sighed silently, and it was him who he said.

"Hey! Uncle, look at that woman's willow waist*, she looks like a man, right? Flexibility should be pretty good, so why don't you try it out over time? Yue Shaoan said with a lewd smile on his face.

"Poof!" The uncle was drinking water with a kettle, and he was almost choked by his words, and there was no water left in his mouth, and he wiped his mouth with his sleeve and smiled embarrassedly: "Childe said that he was laughing, the little old man is old, and he has long lost this thought-" After that, the old man blushed and laughed a few more dryly.

"Uncle is too polite!" Yue Shaoan fanned the folding fan in his hand a few times, and said in a straight voice: "Everyone can have a love for beauty, why should uncle be too modest!" The so-called fair lady, good gentleman! This is the normal state of people, why should the uncle be so obscure, let go, boldly express what he thinks, and there are only two people in this car, and it will save you all the boring trouble by talking about it at will? As he spoke, Yue Shaoan also showed a faint smile with an unfathomable look.

It's not right for the uncle to cry when he looks at his face, and it's not right to laugh. Now it seems that the son in front of him no longer has a trace of gentlemanly appearance.

Out of affection, he could only sneer: "What the son said is too profound, and the little old man can't understand it!" Childe is not strange, the little old man is just a car, but these truths are incomprehensible! ”

Yue Shaoan glanced at the old man with disdain, Cut, you don't look like an honest person with your ability to pretend to be stupid. Seeing that this uncle was too unreasonable, Yue Shaoan suddenly lost interest, and turned to see the girl and young lady on the side of the road.

Fortunately, it is not far from Hangzhou, and there are gradually more pedestrians on the road.

It is said that since ancient times, Suzhou and Hangzhou have produced beautiful women, and there is still some truth in this.

Not to mention the appearance, the pleasant climate of this land of fish and water alone makes most of the women here have delicate and tender skin.

Among them, the best is even more beautiful, the skin is fair, as if soaked in milk every day, white and tender and tender like peeled cherries, water-stained satin, * soft, blowing can be broken.

Yue Shao'an drooled, staring at the handsome women who came and went, feasting his eyes, that is, occasionally coming and going with a few Sister Furong and Sister Feng, and his eyes were directly filtered out, which did not affect his mood.

It's just a pity that although there are many beauties, none of them are the best, let alone a stunning woman like Yin Yuqian, who he has a one-year date.

After seeing it, Yue Shaoan shook his head slightly, retracted his gaze, and sighed, why is there no superb? Just as Yue Shao'an was lamenting, a voice suddenly came into his ears.

"Childe, are you going to Hangzhou?"

The timbre is crisp and beautiful, like flowing water in the forest, and the birds chirp softly.

This warbler's voice suddenly made Yue Shao'an interested, and he hurriedly turned his head to look, only to see a woman in front of him, about seventeen or eighteen years old.

Willow leaves bent eyebrows, melon seeds small face, pink cheeks, thin lips.

A pair of beautiful big eyes, round eyes are very smart, long eyelashes flickering slightly, a faint smile on the handsome face, a goose-yellow long skirt wrapped and show feet, a beautiful and refined temperament but there is a trace of gentleness, like a budding peony, and like an orchid blooming in the flower season, it is really beautiful and has a unique charm.

Yue Shaoan's eyes lit up, mother, this is a superb, thinking about it, he couldn't help blurting out: "Superb-" As soon as the words came out, he suddenly felt that something was wrong, and hurriedly wiped his saliva and said: "Yes, girl, are you also going to Hangzhou?" ”

The woman covered her mouth with her little hand and giggled, and said softly: "Why is Childe so interesting, I went to Hangzhou, but something happened on the way, and now I can't hire a carriage, so I want to take a ride by the way, I don't know if it's okay!" ”

"Of course, helping others is the foundation of happiness, get in the car quickly, get in the car quickly!" Saying that, Yue Shaoan was still very gentlemanly and lifted the sedan curtain with one hand and stepped forward with the other.

The woman nodded, and gently took his arm into the sedan curtain, Yue Shao'an secretly had a good time, and he was about to follow in, but the figure was pushed out by a small hand, only to hear the woman in the sedan chair whisper: "There is a difference between men and women, please ask the son to be wronged, stay outside, the little woman has thanked me here-"

Yue Shao'an lifted the sedan curtain, and said: "Miss is too careful, women in this world are made of water, men are made of soil, soil and water compatibility can create strong city bricks, only a piece of city bricks are built together, there is a city wall, will I achieve a stable and prosperous heavenly kingdom, you and I are sincere in our hearts, frank and open, why bother so much." ”

The woman's face turned slightly red and said: "I see that the son is extraordinary, I didn't expect his knowledge to be so outstanding, although this opinion is peculiar, but it is also reasonable, so that the little woman seems hypocritical!" ”

The uncle who was driving the car saw that Yue Shaoan was smiling lewdly at first, but now he looked as usual, and there seemed to be a righteous spirit on his body, and he couldn't help but secretly give a thumbs up.

Yue Shao'an saw that the woman no longer insisted, smiled slightly and was about to get into the sedan chair.

Suddenly, another voice came from behind him.

I only listened to a voice that was like a tight steel wire that was broken three hundred and sixty degrees and suddenly let go, and trembled countless times: "Childe-~~~"

Yue Shao'an was stunned for a moment, how can this trill sound be so familiar, it is not the legendary sheep's voice, but it is not too difficult to hear, is it another superlative, his mother's son This is the peach blossom luck again and again.

Yue Shao'an said happily: "What's the matter with the girl-"

As he spoke, he turned his head to look, but when he saw the woman who made a trill, he couldn't say anything more.

I saw a sturdy figure in front of me, with small eyes, a square face, a pale long skirt tightly wrapped around a body of fat, as if it was about to burst, and the thick lips curled up a slight arc, and this smile suddenly squeezed the already small eyes and could no longer be found.

She staggered as if the ground couldn't hold her weight.

Yue Shao'an snorted, broke out in a cold sweat, turned his head violently, and shouted: "Uncle, let's go, hurry up!" Hurry up and get to the car—" he said, and without waiting for the uncle to raise his whip, he kicked the white horse in the ass with a "bang."

The white horse was in pain, neighed, and swished out, and the uncle who was driving the car was defenseless, and almost fell out of the car, and quickly pulled the body to survive.

Listening to the woman behind the carriage still shouting eagerly, Yue Shao'an was frightened for a while, and he felt like he was going to live after the catastrophe.