Chapter 18 Cooking sheep and slaughtering cattle for pleasure

After swearing a poisonous oath, the hawker began to have a headache about how to solve the matter in front of him, which is the foundation of his future life!

Not to mention, if you marry Li Yue'er and give birth to a son and a half daughter, you have to leave some property to others, then it all depends on the group of people in front of you!

After looking at the crowd for a while, he really couldn't remember what speech he would make, so the vendor simply walked to the side of the crowd and shook hands one by one: "Fellow, suffer!" ”

The one who was held finally got some warmth back from his numb expression, "The national teacher is polite!" ”

In this way, the hawkers shook hands with the township party one by one, and they were familiar with their own Niu family, and everyone saw that the new owner was so kind, and they all let go of their moods, and the crowd also laughed a little from time to time!

The familiar hawker didn't know what to do, looked up at the sun, and the hawker patted his head, what does my brother like to do the most! Since there is nothing to do, then invite someone to eat first, and talk close to the dinner table!

I thought of doing it, but in order to cultivate the atmosphere, the hawker decided to let these people make their own big pot of rice, and not go back to modern times to buy ready-made, so the hawker pulled over the old man just now, "Uncle, I'm sorry, I forgot to ask your name just now!" ”

The old man's head shook and almost fell, "National teacher, don't dare to be it, you can call the old man Niu virtuous!" ”

"Well, then Uncle De, you see it like this, I met everyone for the first time, and there is nothing to give, so I will prepare some ingredients, how about you help me greet some people, how about we have a happy running water banquet first?"

The old man's beard curled up excitedly, "National Teacher, you are too polite, you see that you are here, we haven't entertained you yet, and we let you break the bank, how sorry!" ”

The peddler made a face, "Uncle, don't be polite to me, so you go find some mother-in-law and aunt to help, I'll get some ingredients, let's eat a flowing water banquet today, go quickly, I'm not happy when it's late!" ”

The old man saw that the peddler had made up his mind, turned around and walked into the crowd and gave the order, "Those who are courteous are full of hoarders... Come out and give a hand to the national teacher, the national teacher invites us to eat a flowing water seat, and the others who are okay go to fetch some water, pick up some firewood, go quickly! ”

The hawker turned around and asked Li Chunfeng and Cao Yuchen to move the guys in the car down, and the hawker had planned to invite someone to eat before he came, but the ingredients were not prepared enough for 500 people!

"Yue'er, Chunfeng, you are busy here first, and I'll get some food when I go home!"

Li Yue'er told the hawker to bring more meat, the hawker said that he received it, and drove away from the wheat field, the hawker remembered that this place had not been marked, and quickly stopped behind a house on the side of the road to pee.

Swish! The hawker blushed to the base of his neck, he didn't expect to be caught urinating anywhere, and the hawker with a tight face was ready to pretend that nothing happened to get in the car and leave, but he didn't expect the two petunia to stop the hawker, "National teacher, please go slowly!" ”

The peddler raised his head and held back his tears of grief and indignation, turned his face and smiled at the two of them, "You have recognized the wrong person!" ”

The two looked at each other and smiled, "The national teacher is really humorous, no one knows how you are dressed, the little one has given the national teacher a salute!" ”

Forget it, since they have all been recognized, the hawker does not hide it, "You're polite, what are you two doing here?" ”

Morning Glory hurriedly replied, "It's such a national teacher, we are ordered by the local county order to send two cows to the national teacher to help Zhuangzi resume production, and please accept it!" ”

The hawker was stunned again, was there such a rule in ancient times? And there is nothing to say about this reaction speed, compared to some people, the hawker was stunned, thinking that this goods are too little, "National teacher, our county order said, the grassland people just left, there are really not many cattle in the county, I can only send you two first, please forgive me!" ”

The hawker saw that people had misunderstood him, so he hurriedly waved his hand, "It's okay, it's okay, the two ends are enough, let's go, bring the cow over, let's eat the whole cow banquet at noon!" ”

Belch! The morning glory duo's eyes were full of horror, you must know that the crime of killing cattle in the Tang Dynasty is not much lighter than killing people, so the two of them resisted each other, hoping that the other party would remind the hawker, and the hawker turned around and saw that the two people did not follow, and hurriedly waved his hand, "What are you, let's go!" “

After finishing speaking, she drove the car back to the wheat field, Li Yue'er was directing the women to pick wild vegetables, and when she looked up, she saw the vendor turning back, and quickly asked, "What kind of meat did you buy so quickly?" “

The vendor was full of smiles, "Beef, I met someone who brought us cattle halfway, I didn't go back, let's kill the cow and eat it today!" “

"Oh, then you can kill it!" After saying that, Li Yue'er lowered her head and picked vegetables again, don't ask why Li Yue'er didn't remind the hawker about this, following the hawker for so long, the combination of snacks with beef every day is enough for ten cows, Li Chunfeng and Cao Yuchen and others are the same, what should they do!

The hawker happily commanded the cattle to tie the cow to the tree, and after the two of them tied it, they saw the excitement on the peddler's face full of wanting to eat beef, and they didn't dare to speak, so they hurriedly said goodbye to the hawker!

The peddler called out to a few young people who were watching the excitement, "Come and kill the cow with a handle, will you?" “

A few young people were also stunned, I heard that there was beef to eat, how could they take care of anything else! Roll up his sleeves, "National teacher, look at it!" After saying that, a few people found a sack to cover the cow's head, the frightened cow mooed around the tree and screamed, a descendant carried a sledgehammer, and shouted at the cow's head, and the cow immediately stopped on the ground, as concocted, and the other cow also **** fell!

After the hawker saw the cow faint, he handed the knife under the seat of his car to the young man to peel it, and watched the people busy with his cigarette in his mouth.

The old man threw himself on the cow and cried, the crying hawker and the young man were stunned, and when the smoke burned to his fingers, the hawker reacted and pulled the old man up, "Uncle, uncle, don't cry, isn't it just two cows, we will have more in the future!" ”

The old man, who raised his head from grief and indignation, looked at the peddler with hatred, "What do you know, cattle are the lifeblood of our farmers, and it is time to plow the land before this eye, what can I do without cattle!" ”

Hey, what are the old men worried about, isn't it that there are no cattle to plough the land, and he hasn't seen a cow ploughing the land for many years, so the peddler comforted the old man, "It's okay, uncle, you can rest assured, I'll find a way to plough the land, let's eat happily today!" ”

The old man who had cried enough then remembered that it was not an ordinary person who was talking to him, since the national teacher wanted to eat the cow, then eat it, but it was a pity that the two fat and strong bullocks were gone, sighed, and the old man decided to be out of sight and out of mind, and continued to work in his own yard!

The young people saw that the old man was gone, and came to ask the vendor if he was still tidy, and the hawker waved his hand, and if he didn't do it, he was dead, so the young man continued to peel the skin and remove the bones!

Li Yue'er had the help of the women, and the dishes were quickly ready, Cao Yuchen began to steam steamed steamed rice on the stainless steel marching pot rack he brought, and a large group of people were in full swing for stuttering, and the hawkers looked at this scene with satisfaction and nodded with satisfaction!

People, it seems that Li Yuan really responded, he has been busy all his life, for the sake of food, clothing, housing and transportation, this group of people who have just experienced the war are very satisfied with the food in front of them, after all, food is the sky, and eat and be happy!

PS "Can you shamelessly ask for a ticket?"