Restraint Disaster Chapter 100 Who Asks for Empty City to Retreat from the Enemy 4 (Ask for Collection, Ask for Recommendation)
Dong Zhao, who was covered with sweat, strode up to the city tower, saluted Zu Li, and immediately turned around and hugged Yang Jia and said happily: "Okay, you Mingxin, it turns out that stirrups are so easy to use!" If you hadn't insisted on putting stirrups on me, I would be here today. ”
Yang Jia was also happy for Dong Zhao's escape from death, and grinned and scolded Dong Zhao: "Shihu of the dog day! Unexpectedly released cold arrows. When Zu Li heard Yang Jia's scolding, he said coldly: "There is a righteous division in the war? If anyone learns from Song Xianggong, his life will be gone. What's more, it's a thief who drinks blood. ”
Everyone nodded when they heard this, clenched the saber in their hands and looked down.
Shi Hu, whose shoulder was bleeding like a pillar, did not retreat at all and still stood in front of the formation, and his subordinates stared at the city tower with angry faces, while the Han staff surnamed Jin was hurriedly bandaging Shi Hu's wounds, and Shi Hu, whose shoulder was pierced by a piercing shoulder, clenched his teeth and bit his gums in pain, and his mouth was full of blood, until the staff bandaged the wound and stopped the bleeding without crying pain. In his spare time, he glanced at his Han staff and said secretly: "Although the war is not as good as my Qian men, it is not a waste to the end, at least a little simple medical science, these scholars still understand." ”
Zu Ti on the top of the city tower saw that Shi Hu did not scream, but he still couldn't help but praise loudly: "He has a tough personality and is a husband!" After speaking, he turned to the crowd and said, "Send the order to let the crossbowmen get ready, and shoot me to death in a while!" Don't take a step back, if you violate the order, you will not be forgiven! No thief can go up to the wall before dark. Everyone present also understood the meaning of Zu Li's words, the rescuers moved by Zu Lian would arrive before dark at the latest, and the vitality of Zu Lian's arrival in Qian County would come.
The ancestor who was close to everyone's hearts quickly rushed through Juyang County of Liang Guo and rushed to Xiaohuang County, Chenliu County, more than 50 miles to the northwest. Zu Chuan thought that Chen Chuan would be in the Taishou Mansion in Xiaohuang County, but he didn't want to be there, so Zu Chuan had to ask someone to lead the way to Chen Chuan's mansion.
When he arrived at the Chenchuan Mansion, Zu Jian had just crossed the threshold, only to feel that the scenery in front of him had changed, which made people intoxicated. Although Chen Chuan's mansion is not as magnificent as those princes and generals, it is exquisite and elegant, and it also has a flavor, but you can see the pavilions and pavilions in the courtyard, the pond pavilion and the water pavilion, reflected in the green pines and cypresses; Rockery strange stone flower bed bonsai, vines and green bamboo, dotted in the meantime.
Zu Chuan was led to the door of the main hall by the porter, Chen Chuan was very enthusiastic to the door to greet him, and after the two sat down, Chen Chuan immediately ordered the servants to cook, threatening to have a good banquet for Zu Chuan was concerned about the danger of the county and politely refused Chen Chuan's proposal.
Chen Chuan looked at Zu Lian's anxious expression, knowing that the other party had something to ask for him, so he sat there without saying a word. Zu Jian had no choice but to speak: "Lord Chen Wu, Zu Jian came to ask for help from Qian County this time, Shi Hu led 7,000 troops to besiege Qian County, and Qian County was weak and could not deal with it independently. My father specially sent Zu Jian to ask for help, and Lord Chen Wu asked to see that this was my father's scarf seal. ”
Chen Chuan was slightly displeased when he heard this, why is this guy so ignorant, he kindly invited him to dinner, how can he call the dock master! Who saw me Chen Chuan is not called Taishou, just your ancestor dares to be arrogant to others by virtue of his identity as an ancestor? Then he said indifferently: "Shi Hu! A few years ago, I fought against him, this thief lined up in a general formation, and he lost his armor and fled in embarrassment after half of the people killed him in the battle that day....." said and pulled the topic farther and farther away, leaving behind what Zu Lian said about asking for help.
Although Zu Chuan listened anxiously, he still remembered the words of Zu Ti's warning when he left the city, and when Chen Chuan said that his mouth was dry, he said: "Lord Chen Wu's martial arts are brave and good at fighting, and he is naturally not afraid of Shi Hu, but Shi Hu has too many troops this time, so he has to ask for help. When the time comes, Xingyang, Chenliu, and the three counties of Qiaojun will fight against Hu and spread beautiful talks. Xingyang Li Taishou, Chen Liu, Chen Taishou, and Qiaojun Zu Fenwei will definitely be famous in history and admired by tens of thousands of people. ”
Chen Chuan heard that the former sentence of Zu Lian's words also called himself the dock master, and the latter sentence said that if he could send troops, he would immediately change it to Taishou, and suddenly remembered that Zu Li was from Jiangdong and was a popular person next to Emperor Sima Rui, and he slightly understood what Zu Lian meant, but he was not completely sure that he guessed correctly and confirmed: "If Fenwei defeats Shi Hu, what will he do next?" ”
The question was blatant, Zu Chuan felt a burst of contempt in his heart, but seeing that Yu'er finally took the bait, he hurriedly said: "This battle is, the first battle between the Northern Expedition and the thieves, if it can win a big victory, it will definitely move Jiangdong and attract the attention of the scholars, and the emperor will definitely reward the meritorious ministers" The word fame and fortune, the world is flocking to it, who can escape the word fame and fortune?"
Waiting for this sentence, Chen Chuan heard that his heart blossomed. Xingyang Li Ju, Yingchuan Guo Mo are all like stepping on shit luck, and they were sealed by Sima Rui's special decree, but I, Chen Chuan, were unlucky, I had nothing but a shy face, and I was too happy to be a self-styled Taishou, and I was really sleepy and someone immediately sent a pillow, and this time I will definitely be able to ask for a position of Taishou. suppressed the happiness in his heart and said: "I am the same descendant of Yan and Huang as Fenwei, and the thief carries the Ding, how can there be any reason not to help?" I'll lend you 3,000 foot soldiers to go out of trouble. ”
Zu Jian let out a sigh of relief when he saw that Chen Chuan finally opened his mouth to borrow troops, but after hearing that it was infantry, he couldn't help frowning and said: "The foot soldiers march too slowly, and they will have to arrive at noon tomorrow at the earliest, too slow!" Does Taishou have any cavalry to borrow? Chen Chuan also said happily when he heard this: "Yes, yes, but there are only four hundred light riders, can it be done." ”
Zu Jian thought slightly: "Four hundred is four hundred, the most expensive thing is the strange soldier, as long as you use it well, you can save the field." Chen Chuan was so enthusiastic that he wanted to die, and when he saw Zu Lian's agreement, he immediately shouted to the servants outside the door: "You go and call General Li, and ask him to immediately take four hundred cavalry to follow Yuan'an to Qiaoxian." ”
However, at the time of the two pillars of incense, Zu Lian took the four hundred light horsemen borrowed from Chen Chuan, and the loess flew to Qian County.
Just when Zu Huan was in a hurry and dared to come to the rescue, Shi Hu had already set up a ladder and pushed the city car to prepare for a strong attack! The car rushed to the city without taking two steps, and suddenly heard someone shouting in the city tower: "Shi Jilong is slow!" Zu Fenwei has something to say. Shi Hu smiled contemptuously, thinking that the other party had recognized the situation and was about to surrender to Kaicheng, so he immediately beckoned and signaled the rushing car to stop.
It turned out that the person who shouted was none other than Yang Jia, and everyone on the city tower was also dumbfounded, looking at Yang Jia in surprise, wondering if Yang Jia was going to make such a fuss? Zu Ti was even more surprised, how could he have anything to say?
Yang Jia didn't have time to think of Zu Ti's detailed explanation, but vaguely promised: "Don't blame Fenwei!" Can you empty the city and retreat from the enemy in one fell swoop! After speaking, he pulled the two soldiers behind him down in front of the city tower and ordered: "Quick! Shout out the words you used to laugh at the city, and the voice should be so high that Shi Hu under the city can hear it clearly! ”
The two armies faced each other, the black clouds overwhelmed the city, the killing intent was chilling, and tens of thousands of people watched each other. How could the two people who were pushed in front of Yang Jia stand such depression, looking at Yang Jia with sweaty faces, as if there was a lead block in his throat, his face was flushed and he couldn't say a word.
Yang Jia, who had always been elegant in a hurry, pulled out the saber at his waist with a 'bang', put it on the neck of one of them and shouted: "Hurry up!" said that each person will be rewarded with 500 horses of silk and 5 catties of gold! Not to mention, I'll tell you to hit your heads on the spot. ”
Behind is the blade, in front of the gold and silver, life and death of the two finally overcome the tension in their hearts, you say, I shout.
"The thieves under the city, you are here to fight hard for your Zhao King Shile, but do you know what Shile is doing? I heard that a few years ago, Shile found tens of thousands of men and women to enter Xiangguo, and it is normal for men to find women, but do you know why Shile is looking for boys? Someone once saw the corpses of one or two virgins carried out every day in the Shile Palace, and guess how those virgins died, anal fissures! As soon as the one on the left finished speaking, the one on the right immediately said
"Shi Lena is what you call Zhao Tianwang, it's just a child! There was once a boy who was lucky not to die, and he said that Shi Le's obscenity () filth was done by people, and your king Zhao thought that his penis was too small when he acted, and sometimes he would take a wooden stick with a thick wrist instead of his penis (......"
"Do you know why Shile is a pedophile? Because he himself was a child, Shi Le was a slave under Shi Huan during the Tai'an period, although Shi Le looked three big and five thick, but Shi Huan was just like this, that night secretly called Shi Le into his room, stripped Shi Le naked, tied to the pillar, whipped wantonly, and let your Zhao Wang eat Shi Huan's own yang () tool, that night Shi Le will Shi Huan serve Shi Huan very cool, this is the reason why Shi Huan released Shi Le's slave status, that is Shi Le himself said that the appearance is peculiar, and the bearing is extraordinary! ”
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The two of them have gradually gotten better, their condition is getting better and better, saliva is flying in their mouths, and they can't stop. The people above the city tower were so shocked that their eyes fell to the ground, this flag is full of forest, and the killing intent is strong, why did they suddenly laugh and talk about Shi Le's obscenity?
Shi Hu under the city was furious, his forehead was bruised, his fists were clenched, and the wound had already broken but he didn't realize it. The people behind him breathed fire into their eyes, and the ordinary soldiers looked pained, covering their ears with their hands, obviously unwilling to listen, how could the Great Zhao Tianwang in their minds be a child? But this move is like covering his ears and stealing the bell, the magic sound of the two people on the city tower still continues to enter the ears of the soldiers, Shi Hu, who is thinking of countermeasures, suddenly almost fell off the horse in anger, and it turned out that the two shouted to guide the 'war' to Shi Hu.
"I heard that Shi Hu and Shi Le are the same dog, they like to eat rape and murder nuns raw, and I heard that they often eat human flesh with your brother, is there such a thing!?" [Note 1]
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Shi Hu under the city was undecided, but when he saw the Han staff surnamed Jin post it and said, "Yuanfu should withdraw his troops quickly!" This kind of talk can't let them listen to too much, otherwise it will be detrimental to King Zhao's future Dengzuo. ”
When Shi Hu heard this, he also knew that there was only one way now, so he had to glared at the surnamed Jin fiercely, and waved his hand: "Withdraw the troops for the time being!" After saying that, the soldiers behind him stepped back steadily.
Several Han staff members breathed a sigh of relief when they saw Shi Hu retreat! almost lost his life, if he listened to a few more words of this kind of words, it would be said that when it reached Xiangguo Shile, it would definitely kill people, not to mention ordinary soldiers, the first to bear the brunt was a few of them.
[Note 1] The history of Shile Ye is pure nonsense and cannot be taken seriously.
Ps: Although the obscene (*) affair of Shi Le and Shi Hu is apocryphal, the battle of sending people to scold the enemy propaganda emperor for obscene (*) filth is not made up, and it is true in history. This ridiculous battle is clearly recorded in the "General Essentials of the Martial Arts".