Chapter 100 Chickens Fly and Dogs Jump

The fat man's grenade not only scared Zhao Laosan, but also everyone present, and even frightened a group of uninvited guests.

Today is the wedding date of the second master of Hukou Cottage Competition.

At the beginning, Sai Lao Hu sent his little brother to distribute the wedding card on the green forest road, and even some powerful bandits and bandits in Linxian County received the wedding card.

Not for the bride price, not for face, not for being the boss of the road.

The reason why Sai Lao Hu did this is very funny, for the sake of the blind half-fairy who has a "head with a backbone" in the mouth of the dragon fast son-in-law, the sister Sai Diao Chan was stunned and waited for five years, from the age when she should have married someone in her teens, she was stunned to wait until she was in her twenties.

I haven't married in my twenties, and in the hearts of the illiterate people of this era, she is already an old virgin, and her reputation can be good?

This time, I finally caught a man and the life of the sable cicada, and the heavy stone that pressed on the tiger's heart could finally be removed, so there was a happy card that cast a wide net, and he didn't want anything else, just for the sable cicada to get rid of the reputation of "tigress, no one wants".

Of course, Zhou Pengju's turtle grandson is not in the scope of the tiger's consideration.

Since there is a wedding card, naturally someone comes, the two brothers and sisters of the Saijia family have brought the master to the grass in Hukou Mountain since they were young, and they have a wide range of people on the green forest road, plus the name of one of the big villages in Qingzhou, it is impossible for other small villages not to come to congratulate them, give some gifts, and stammer.

But the news from Heifeng Mountain a few days ago that Hukou Cottage suffered heavy losses to kill the devils, and even Liu Kongkong, who was the fifth master, was broken.

Heifeng Mountain, which is also one of the top two villages in Qingzhou, wants to annex Hukou Mountain, this wind has not been blowing for a day or two.

Don't say anything moral to these bandits and bandits, if you don't swallow others, others will swallow you, if you don't take advantage of other people's illness to take other people's lives, then you will wait for others to take advantage of your illness to take your life.

This is a bit awkward, but it is a naked reality, even if some villages that had a good relationship with Hukou Mountain in the past, they all collectively chose to remain silent at this time.

So the small village watched, and the big village was ready to move, all wanting to see how the Black Wind Mountain swallowed Hukou Mountain, and then they could take a bite of meat next to them, or drink a mouthful of soup or something.

Almost no one has prepared this congratulatory gift, where are they wiping their guns and sharpening their knives, preparing to meet the big shock of the green forest road in the Qingzhou territory.

At the latest, it was yesterday, even the bandit village far away in Linxian County received an earth-shattering rumor, the whereabouts of Zhou Xiong, the boss of Heifeng Mountain, are unknown, and Zhou Dashao of Heifeng Mountain lost Zhou Xiaoshao in Hukou Mountain and became a eunuch, and there are only about 30 old, weak, sick and disabled people left in the village of nearly 400 people......

The news of this Nima can scare this group of bandits enough, these leaders are all monkey spirits and monkey spirits, experienced in the rivers and lakes, and they understand that Heifeng Mountain can't eat Hukou Mountain with their buttocks, and they are broken belly.

So they started to look at Hukou Mountain again, and the Black Wind Mountain was almost wiped out, so how strong can it be? How capable is this Hukou Mountain?

The size of these cottages collectively frightened Hukou Mountain, glad that they did not partner with Heifeng Mountain to bully Hukou Mountain to rob while it was fire, and fortunately looked back at the wedding card, and found that this congratulatory gift had not been prepared, so the mountain went down the mountain, out of the village, and a nest of Hong prepared the congratulatory gift of Hukou Mountain.

Not only Qingzhou, but even the bandits in Linxian County are busy making congratulatory gifts, those who have no money rob their mothers, and those who have money hurry up to buy them.

The tiger didn't know, the sable cicada didn't know, and even the fat man himself didn't know that this unintentional move to insert willows actually made these large and small villages toss enough.

Of course, I had to send a congratulatory gift, and it was too bad to send my younger brother to come forward to give Hukou Mountain face, which angered the tigers, and I was careful to be wiped out by Hukou Mountain.

So the heads of all walks of life came and led the younger brother to carry the congratulatory gift and kill Hukou Mountain. Linxian village is too far away, in order to hurry up and actually set off overnight, take the official road is comfortable, but to Qingzhou there is a minefield, so they all take the mountain road, hurry up and hurry, and finally all the dogs and men, the master, the scoop handle are all agreed to appear under the Hukou Mountain.

The general person in charge of the hacker stack at the foot of Hukou Mountain is Jia Daodao, the fourth master, in order to learn from the fat man, handed over the hacker stack to a guy named Shunzi in the store, and then went up the mountain to train early in the morning.

This Shunzi is clever and transparent, he has studied private school for a few years, and he is Jia Daodao's little follower, because he is smart and clever Jia Daode also deliberately took him, and the fat man also knew him, and he was the guy who talked to the fat man after waking up in the hacker stack that day.

"The four masters only care about practicing their skills with their uncle, and they don't take me, hey!" Shun supported his chin with his hand, lay on the counter and sighed, and suddenly saw a guy on guard in front of the courtyard gate rushing in with a panicked face.

"Shun...... Shun...... By the way......" the guy ran in a hurry, stammering and shouting as he gasped for breath.

"Yes, can you kid calm down and then talk to me?" Junko glanced at him and said unhurriedly: "Look at you like that? What it looks like! Fourth, the teachings of the master on weekdays are not chaotic, and they are not alarmed, and they are regarded as the wind in the ear, right? ”

This guy's face is intersecting, but now he is panting urgently, so he has to desperately pat his chest to give himself a good breath, so that he can tell the truth as soon as possible.

Junko smiled bitterly and shook her head, looking like you kid is a coward, and then poured two cups of tea, one handed to this guy, and one for himself.

The guy took the tea, raised his head and drank it dry, and his breath was finally smooth, and he put down the teacup without even coming, so he hurriedly said: "Shun...... Brother Shunzi, the head of each village, the scoop brought a congratulatory gift to ask for the wedding joy of the second head of the mountain, and he was waiting outside the store! ”

"Puff ......" Junzi just took a sip of tea, heard the news all squirted out, coughed, put the teacup down, hurriedly wiped his mouth with his sleeve, and said to this guy: "You quickly go up the mountain through the secret passage to inform a few masters and aunts, I will drag them!" ”

When the guy heard this, he nodded solemnly and returned: "Brother Shunzi, you have to be careful!" ”

"Don't worry, Lao Tzu is also a pure master of Hukou Mountain, if these masters have bad intentions, you remember to learn from your uncle and avenge your brother!" Junko reached out and took out a shell gun from the counter, scooped up his shirt, stuck it in his waist, and then covered it with his clothes, and said, "Don't ink, go quickly!" ”

"Hmm." The guy was enthusiastically surged by Junko's words, and as soon as the teacup was put down, he ran into the backyard and returned to the mountain through the secret passage.