With a cigar in his mouth, sunglasses on his eyes, and a head of green hair, the vendor greeted everyone he knew warmly, "Has Uncle Zhang eaten?" ”

The old man trembled and replied, "Eat it, eat it, the cow road will grow out!" ”

"Well, Aunt Six is going to wash clothes, is there any clear soap? If not, go back to me and get two pieces! What to say, no money! Remember, just say what I said! “

Along the way, there is a scene of neighborhood harmony, and the hawkers look around triumphantly at the scenery of Chang'an at this time, which is too environmentally friendly, there is no glass ballast on the road, and there is no need to worry about something piercing the tire!

Walk to Suzaku Street, oh, more lively, people come and go, but we are not familiar with this person, most of them are also foreign population, see the hawkers and see the ghost are far away, the hawkers are very satisfied with this effect, this scene of the clean street tiger patrol is rare in modern society, unless the leader comes down to inspect!

Pedestrians on the road looked at the hawker with fear, the hawker didn't care, anyway, we would teleport, and I was afraid that he would bite himself, but the people who would dress too conservatively, it was summer, and there was no girl in hot pants on the street, which disappointed the hawker!

However, a predecessor said: There is no beauty in the world, but there is a lack of vision to find beauty.

This is not a beautiful girl in front of the face, the hawker at a glance took a fancy to the other party's figure, so tall, like a donkey running in the flock, no, it should be called standing out, and the small waist swaying, the hawker's wheelbarrow unconsciously followed the rock, saw the beauty walk by the goods and put her fingers into her mouth, "Shhh “

Originally, the hawker just wanted to play a hooligan, but I didn't expect this beauty to really stop, this product has the opportunity to observe each other carefully, oh, good guy, it's really beautiful, the convex place is convex, the warped is warped, wearing a top with arrow sleeves that the Tang Dynasty people say, and the lower body is actually the slim pants worn during horseback riding, saying that the hawker has not seen a woman's legs for so long in the Tang Dynasty, of course, he is wearing pants, and wants to go to the wall crookedly, the hawker secretly scolded Confucianism again, why do you have to let women wear skirts, you are not Jin Da Fat!

In fact, the peddler blames Confucianism for this, and it is a Taoist requirement that women cannot wear pants in ancient times, because there is a sentence in the Book of Changes: "The Yellow Emperor, Yao, and Shun hang down their clothes and rule the world." In the days of our ancestors, men wore tops and bottoms, and women only wore robes! Moreover, he even linked the relationship between women and pants to the long-term peace and stability of the country, believing that it was extremely unseemly for a woman to wear pants and separate her legs. It is this point of view that has kept women without pants for thousands of years......

This girl is dressed like the princess Lanling in the good man of the Tang Dynasty, and her appearance is much younger than her sister-in-law's appearance, with a pretty face that is angular, very European and American, and the youthful and energetic hairstyle makes the hawker tickle, "You just called me?" The beautiful woman walked up to the vendor and asked!

The vendor wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, and said incoherently excitedly, "Yes, yes, yes, where does the beautiful woman live?" Interested in having a coffee or something? “

The beautiful woman looked at the vendor cutely, "What is coffee?" And why do you have a parrot-like head? What's this thing on your feet? ”

It seems that the beautiful woman is curious, "Do you want to know?" Kiss me and I'll tell you! The peddler didn't know how many times he had said this, so he naturally said it smoothly.

I thought that the ancients were conservative, but I didn't expect the beauty to smile and have a play, "You want me to kiss you, right?" If you answer my question first, I'll kiss you! ”

The hawker's eyes flashed with a red heart, "Hey, okay, coffee is a thing to drink, but it's very unpleasant, ordinary people can't stand it, and if you drink too much, you can't sleep at night!" As for my hair, this is our custom, the more beautiful the color, the stronger it attracts the attention of women, don't you see that even you are attracted! ”

The beauty ignored the hawker's teasing, and looked at him with a smile on her face, the hawker just can't see the woman's smile, the woman is itching when she laughs, and the hawker hurriedly invited the beauty to the car, "As for this thing, come to the beauty, I'll help you up, hey, stand up, hold this thing in your hand, do you see the button on it?" You press this to go forward, this stop and this is accelerating, come and I'll help you try! ”

The beauty doesn't mind the hawker holding his waist at all, this feeling is really speechless, hey, I can't stand it, the hawker was hooked by the Di bar chick yesterday The fire almost burned him, and he played with the beauty for a while, and the hawker finally put forward his request, "Beauty, your promise hasn't been fulfilled yet!" ”

The beauty stroked her hair, "Then I'll cash it out for you now!" You close your eyes, people are embarrassed to be stared at! The beautiful woman said to the vendor with a clever smile!

Oops! This smile hooked the soul of the peddler, who will tell him that the ancient woman was conservative and absolutely beat him half-body, don't you see that the beauty in ancient costume opposite us is not very active, the hawker closed his eyes with a smile, "The beauty has to be longer!" I can't find the feeling when it's short! “

"Hehe, my aunt and grandmother promise that the time will not be short!" I rely on, why is the pronunciation of the last few words so heavy, before the hawker can react, I heard a click in my ears, and I can't shout anymore, this thing instantly feels that my jaw is gone, and I quickly opened my eyes, and I saw the beauty dragging her arm, lifting her leg and kicking it the hip bone, kicking and pulling her hand to her side!

"Poof" before the hawker reacted, he became a college entrance examination essay in a certain year and a place, the ladder does not need to be placed horizontally, and then the beauty stepped on the vendor's back and twisted her arm, and there was a rattle, and the arm could not be found, and the hawker wanted to cry without tears! I can't shout, and my chin is probably taken off by what method she used, which will make you even stuff the cream in his mouth The vendor can't bite it!

After flattening the hawker, the beauty was not idle, and she used all kinds of moves on the hawker's back, what Su Qin carried the sword, the old tree was rooted, Guanyin. Sitting on the lotus, rhinoceros looking at the moon....[Some moves are forgotten, the old driver reminds me] The people around them hula hula surrounded the scene of the beautiful woman beating people to support "kill him...."

And then there are rotten cabbage rotten eggs or something thrown at the vendors! The beauty fought for a while and saw that it was almost over, and there were so many helpers, I was afraid that I would really beat the hawker to death, so I finally stopped, "Hmph, my aunt and grandmother will teach you a lesson this time, next time I see you fight to death, remember?" ”

Because he couldn't speak, the hawker could only nod his head, the hawker's life was gloomy at the moment, he had never felt that his life had been so gloomy since he was born, he was stunned for the time he was beaten, and he forgot to use the teleportation, and he was beaten firmly, the beauty was tired, clapped his hands and coaxed the crowd of onlookers who did not know the truth, let the hawker lie on the ground like a dead dog, picked up his wheelbarrow and left, the hawker's eyes followed the beautiful woman's shadow, and then the beauty turned back, The peddler was so frightened that he hurriedly used that good arm to protect his head!

The beautiful woman walked to the vendor and lit her fist, and picked up the walkie-talkie that had just been broken in half, and the hawker ignored the pointing eyes of the people around him, and couldn't pay attention to it, and staggered against the egg foam and struggled, anyway, I was embarrassed to go home today, so I should find someone to help me bandage it!

PS: It's not easy, the protagonist finally met the heroine, it was so intense when they met, Niu Dabao had been knocked unconscious in the toilet, Li Yueer said that everyone would beat every one less vote, now it's up to everyone, if you don't like to see Niu Dabao beaten, give more votes!