Chapter 321: Mang Wu Xu is more than trying to consume the enemy
But it was Han Fu who saw that Ma Chao was only in charge of riding his horse back and forth under the pass and scolding the city, and Tai Shici had never been in battle, so he couldn't help but feel secretly anxious in his heart!
But fortunately, Nan'an Pound, who had the steel knife and white horse, also saw that he had a clear score behind the battle, so he was worried that Ma Chao would waste his physical strength, and he would not have enough stamina when he stayed in the battle. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Nai raised his sword and shouted: "Young master, you are here to find that Tai Shi Ci to compete, if he doesn't dare to come out, it will be a confession!" Why are you fighting with a villain here, it's not too late to come back and rest for a while! ”
Ma Chao under the bright sun was alert when he heard this, so he pointed a gun at Wu Xu and shouted: "Boy, you just pray that you will not let Ma Laozi meet you in this life!" ”
Yan Yan waved his gun and shouted: "Tai Shi Ci is just a gutless rat, he made an appointment with Lao Tzu but didn't dare to fight, he was embarrassed to call himself the first warrior in Guanzhong, and he was also worthy of competing with me for the title of the first warrior in the northwest." ”
yelled at Ma Chao, "Oh! He spat on the ground, and scolded hatefully: "What stinky bullshit?" Then he waited until he pulled out his horse and rested.
Ma Chao's move, but he immediately became anxious about Wu Xu who was on the pass, because the reason why he wanted to do this was completely according to Hua Fei's arrangement to avoid the enemy's sharp spirit here, and at the same time consume Ma Chao's manpower and horsepower.
He thought to himself: "If this Ma Chao pulls out the horse and goes back to rest, it won't even be that he can't smell a fart, then he still has a sharp avoidance, and it's almost the same to avoid fart." ”
So Wu Xu opened his mouth and roared: "You kid stop Lao Tzu?" ”
"What? You are an evil boy and you don't go down to fight, and your scrambled Tai Shici just wants to be a shrunken turtle, do you still ask Lao Tzu to do it? ”
Wu Xuren hurriedly pointed at Ma Chao, who turned back on the horse, and roared: "Oh, you dare to scold Ziyi for being a shrunken turtle, there is a kind of you just waiting not to go, I will let someone call him to clean you up." ”
Yan Yan yelled loudly: "Come on, quickly let General Ziyi stop sleeping with his beautiful mother-in-law in his arms, someone is scolding him for being a turtle with a shrunken head!" ”
No one would have thought that Tai Shici was still sleeping with his mother-in-law in his arms, and Wu Xu only roared this time, which caused the sound of "hahaha" to laugh when he closed the door.
But it also attracted Tai Shici, who was helping Tai Shici, who was closing his eyes and recuperating on the city tower, rubbing his shoulders and beating his legs to relax, and stomped his jade feet and clenched his fists and said, "How can Wu Xu talk about this?" Look at the old lady who didn't tear his stinky mouth today! ”
"Don't don't," Tai Shi Ci hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop him, and stretched his arm to show his jade arm and twisted Xiao Man's waist to persuade his wife, "Wu Xu is dragging Ma Chao, besides, we haven't slept with our arms in our arms, and I'm afraid that people will say what's wrong?" ”
"I hate it, just like your poor tongue, you're not afraid of people laughing......"
In Elfen's coquettishness, Tai Shi Ci laughed and continued to close his eyes to recuperate. And after hearing Wu Xu's shouting, Ma Chao did not return to the battle and turned the horse's head again, only holding a bright silver spear under the bright red sun, just waiting to fight with Tai Shici.
But unexpectedly, he waited for Tai Shici to the left and didn't come, and he didn't see Ziyi appear on the right, so he waved his gun and roared angrily: "Coward, did your general get up from that pink fist jade leg?" ”
"! Are you in a hurry to get stabbed? Wu Xu was only worried that he would pull his horse back, but he was anxious to respond with a loud shout in the city, "Even if General Ziyi climbs off his mother-in-law, won't he have time to change clothes and wash up for a while?" ”
When everyone heard this, they burst into laughter again, Elfen blushed with a pink face, and hated this damn Wu Xu so much that her teeth itched, but she was only worried that it would affect her husband's rest, so she held back her anger and kept silent.
Ma Chao couldn't do anything when he heard this, so he had to roar angrily: "You let that turtle king bastard crawl faster, don't fucking clean up there like a turtle crawling." ”
"You are the turtle bastard, you are like a turtle crawling, you little coward is so rude, who gave birth to you......"
Wu Xu saw that it was too early, and he wanted to provoke Ma Chao, but when he heard this, he scolded angrily.
When Ma Chao was in his prime, how could he let him be scolded for nothing? When he landed on the ground, he pointed the gun with angry eyebrows at the close, and yelled and scolded Wu Xu and started a verbal fight.
Seeing this, Han Fu wiped his hands in cold sweat and was worried, and Ma Chao waited to ignore the evil thieves and return under Pang De's shouting again.
Unexpectedly, Wu Xu, who suddenly heard the closing, shouted: "Wow, I'm angry!" Come on, hurry up and prepare a horse and a knife for Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu must hack this stinky horse to death today! ”
"Huh?" Ma Chao's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he opened his mouth in surprise, and he was overjoyed and said secretly, "Good boy, if you dare to go out, Ma Laozi will dare to stab you to the end with one shot!" ”
So he roared, "Good! You, Ma Laozi, are waiting for you to cut it down here. He pulled his horse and held his gun for the time being, just waiting for Wu Xu, who dared to scold him, to come out, and let him not come back.
But unexpectedly, it was delayed for a long time, and the thunder was heard and the rain never fell, Ma Chao waited for a long time again, but Wu Xu, who was shouting to cut people, had no trace at all.
Ma Chao, who had been waiting for a long time, was so angry that the three flowers above his head were almost all overhead, and he pointed his gun at the roar again: "Thief, you will only shout nonsense, but you don't dare to go out of the customs to fight?" ”
"You're in a hurry, Lao Tzu is sharpening his knife, you can wait patiently for Lao Tzu, and I'll cut off your dog's head in a while."
"I'm in your grandma's! You thieves, you thieves, came back to sharpen their guns, and this time there is another one to sharpen their knives, what the hell are you doing? ”
"! If you don't wait for Lao Tzu to sharpen the knife quickly, do you want to win against Lao Tzu, or are you afraid that Lao Tzu will sharpen it quickly, and you will ......"
In the midst of the loud noise, Wu Xu really came out with a grinding stone, and he was grinding the knife vigorously on the edge of the battlement; Bian Ke's vigorous voice was angering Ma Chao, who was flushed.
Ma Chao was so angry that he couldn't even clear his mind, and he just thought that he had to wait for this damn thief to come out, and he had to be stabbed to death with a shot in order to get this evil breath in his heart.
If you want to say that Wu Xu is a cheap bone, there are really many ideas, whenever Ma Chao makes up his mind to pull out the horse and return, he will come up with an idea like a ghost.
Or cry out, "My sword is sharpened, where are you going to go, that guts thief?" Or shouted again, "You wait for Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu's armor has a hole, and when Lao Tzu changes his body, he will come immediately, and he will go to cowardice......
Poor Ma Chao is invincible since he came to the UK, and most of these people in Xiliang are rectal people, and have you ever seen Wu Xu who was taken by Hua Fei to be torn by twists and turns?
So when he was bent on stabbing Wu Xu to death, he even Pang De and Han Fu, who wanted to confront Wu Xu for him, were shouted back by him with red eyes.
Time passed quietly and slowly in Wu Xu's shouting of changing his armor and looking for shoes, and looking for his helmet after looking for shoes.
Until the middle of the day, when Tai Shici, under the service of his gentle and reasonable wife, had a hearty lunch early, and closed his eyes and rested with his ears plugged, Ma Chao, who scolded Wu Xu with a dry tongue, could no longer bear it and was ready to return.
But suddenly I heard the pass by, and in the cool southeast wind full of the fragrance of flowers, there was the rhythm of "dong-dong" rhythm war drums, and the desolate horn sound was also followed by the "woo-woo" playing.
In the "hunting" exhibition of closing the flag, Wu Xu waved his knife and shouted: "The army obeys the order, go out with Uncle Wu to hack that kid to death!" ”
Ma Chao, who had been basking in the hot sun for most of the day, heard this, and shook his head like a stinky fart, so he waited for the horse to return to the battle. But I heard the "squeak" sound, and the majestic and closed north gate really opened heavily and slowly.
Ma Chao, who was already a little tired, looked back when he heard the sound, and his eyes lit up, and his heart was greatly lifted, "Suddenly! He pulled out the spear of the horse's head and pointed obliquely at Xiao Guan.
But I saw the heavy closing door opening, and Wu Xu, who didn't know whether he was alive or dead, actually appeared in the closed door this time with a helmet and armor and a horse-carrying knife.
"Good boy, you Ma Laozi can be regarded as a bastard and a bastard eighteenth-level super bastard, waiting for you to come out! Lao Tzu will definitely stab you with a shot this time, no, Ma Lao Tzu will definitely stab you to death in order to eliminate the hatred in Ma Laozi's heart! ”
Ma Chao was so excited that the roots of his teeth were rattling in "Titicaca", he tightened the bright silver gun in his hand tightly, gritted his teeth and stared at Wu Xu who was rushing to lead the army with a "da-da-da". (To be continued.) )