Chapter 86: Uncle Shi does me a favor
Li Chunfeng didn't give the hawker any politeness, and swallowed the leftover vegetables and rice that Li Yue'er ate, the hawker looked at the child, and everyone said that it was beautiful and delicious, why was this baby still so hungry?
Waiting for Li Chunfeng to eat and drink well, the two of them called over Cao Yuchen and the three of them gathered around to bring out the photos taken by Xiao Li for inspection, not to mention, Li Chunfeng really had two shots, and he really took them, and the hawkers who saw every one of them were drooling, and they were reluctant to delete them, and Cao Yuchen's eyes were also full of excitement.
The three perverts chatted about beauty, Li Yue'er gave each of them a slap when she finished work, and Li Chunfeng and Cao Yuchen immediately acted like good babies.
The vendor hurriedly stood up, "Oh, Yue'er is off work, let's go home for dinner, what kind of Xiaocao, you bring something and let's go back, I haven't eaten with Lao Yuan for a long time, everyone is lively."
"Okay" Cao Yuchen went to the back kitchen to clean up a large bag of things, and the four of them rushed to the Golden Bull Palace by car, and it was rare that Mei Changsu and Wang and Liang were also here today, chatting with Lao Yuan.
Seeing the four of them coming back, they hurriedly came out of the house to greet "Uncle (Gong) is back, it's cold, sit in the house quickly"
The hawker parked the car, Cao Yuchen went to the kitchen to cook, and when a few people were blowing water and farting, Xiao Cao silently prepared the meal and brought it up.
Looking at the table full of dishes, the hawker proposed to drink some together, and got everyone's unanimous praise, and the drink was almost over, the hawker suddenly remembered that he was going to help Li Er drill and make oil, put down the cup and looked at Wang and Liang, "Heliang, I'll give you an explanation"
Wang and Liang hurriedly put down the cup respectfully, washed their ears and listened, "What does Uncle Shi command?"
"That's right, you know the oil used by the machines in our house."
"Well, I know a little bit about it"
"That's good. I gave His Majesty a hundred tricycles this morning, and His Majesty asked me to get that oil out of your place. But you all know I don't understand this, I think about it. Since you and Liang you and I originally wanted to learn Gewu, then this is just an opportunity for you to practice your hands, but one thing is that the matter of looking for oil is generally in the wilderness, sleeping in the open, I don't know if you can stand it with Liang? ”
Oh, Uncle Shi is finally willing to teach the practical way of things, Wang and Liang stood up excitedly, "Uncle Shi, don't talk about sleeping in the open air, in the wilderness." It is to go up the knife mountain and go down to the sea of fire, and Liang must go, and ask my uncle to teach this method of finding oil as soon as possible" After speaking, he bent deeply towards the vendor.
The peddler waved his hand, "That's okay, don't be afraid of hardship, wait until I go back to find you some teaching materials, by the way, Lao Yuan, the computer can still be used on the day I throw this, right?" The peddler suddenly remembered to help Li Er. I bought the second-hand computer at the time of the certificate.
"I also drove it once a few days ago, but I just can't play. Didn't Uncle Shi want to teach me how to make that computer? ”
… The hawker gouged out Lao Yuan's eyes, which pot is not opened, which pot is not mentioned, and it is difficult for you to let us install a system. There was no way to tell the ancients not to go together, Li Yue'er watched the hawker eat deflated, and laughed while eating with her own drink.
Seeing Li Yue'er, the hawker remembered that it was time to ask Elder Wang to help him propose his marriage, "That's right." Lao Yuan, tomorrow, you will go with me to see the old Taoist Wang and ask the old Taoist to help me go to His Majesty's place to ask for a kiss."
The peddler said this. The people at the table reacted, and congratulated "Congratulations to Uncle Shi and Uncle Shi for getting married..." It's a bit of a mess.
Seeing this situation, the hawker pressed with his hands with a spring breeze on his face, "Hey, don't be busy congratulating first, the eight characters haven't been skimmed yet, and if you can't make it, you can say another thing."
was pinched by Li Yue'er in the waist, and Li Yue'er, who was embarrassed by others, got up, "I'll wash my clothes, you can continue to drink"
Lao Yuan stroked his beard, "Sister Yue'er and Uncle Yue are a good match, hehe"
The vendor lit a cigarette and threw the cigarette case to everyone, "It's a good match, and this bride price is also a lot, do you know how many things Your Majesty has cheated me?" ”
"How much?"
"Five million catties of steel, plus 200,000 stone of grain"
"Ahem... Damn, Your Majesty is crazy, right?" it was Mei Changsu who spoke this time, in fact, this kid is quite in line with the hawker's temper, he can bend and stretch, has eyesight, and has read books, so he can best understand the hawker's mind, don't you see that this is still helping him scold Li Er.
"Who's to say it's not, but what can I do, people have to bow their heads under the low eaves"
After a group of people were filled with righteous indignation, they also sighed, no way, the hawker saw that his morale was a little low, and hurriedly comforted, "It's okay, I also cheated him, and I sold Right Wuwei's tricycle at twice the price."
"Poof..."Now Lao Yuan and they no longer have the mood of righteous indignation for the hawker just now, they are all worried about Li Er, when they encounter such a thing, they still think about the black hawker, if they are not black, you will already burn high incense, okay.
A group of people drank and ate well, and each went back to the house to rest, and the vendor saw Li Yue'er taking a bath with her clothes, and lowered her eyebrows, "Do you want to rub your back?" ”
"Do you dare to come?"
The hawker hugged his head and scurried, and was called up by Lao Yuan in the morning, and the two took Wang and Liang together to find Wang Lao Daochang, the old man and a group of Taoist friends preached in the back room early in the morning, and the hawker took a closer look at the book in the old man's hand, and almost fainted, and the two words "Bible" were bright and dangling on it!
The peddler went over to greet a group of Taoist priests, "Oh, are you all here, have you eaten?" ”
… Old Daoist Wang looked down and said, "Why are you here, remember our group of old guys?"
The vendor put the gift he brought on the table next to him, "Uncle Shi, look at what you said, I forgot that no one can forget you, I talk to you every day at home, I don't believe you ask Liang if it is, and Liang, you tell your master if I was still talking about him last night?" ”
Wang and Liang replied embarrassedly, but they scolded in their hearts, you probably only remembered yesterday and asked your master to help you propose marriage!
The peddler turned his face to the old Taoist chief, "Look, I just said that I have been talking about you, and you have wronged me, no, I have to eat at your house today, no matter what I don't eat, I won't leave."
The hawker's gag caused a very good effect, and a group of Taoist friends shook their heads helplessly to look at this living treasure, and they didn't know how His Majesty dared to seal this product as a national teacher.
Wang Lao Daoist arranged for someone to arrange the luncheon, closed the Bible in his hand, "Okay, let's go here for the morning class, let's go back and think about other people's ideas, in the future, let's get a similar one, if there is anything you don't understand, ask the national teacher."
The peddler waved his hand again and again, "Don't ask me, I'm not interested in that thing, I'll show you just to let you have a comparison, what I remember most clearly about the content of a tribe was wiped out, only the father and daughter were left, but twenty years later, that tribe grew stronger again..."
Hearing what the peddler said, a Taoist priest immediately looked at the Bible in his hand, and sure enough, he really found this paragraph, angrily pointed it out to others, and then a room of Taoist priests began to criticize.
Old Daoist Wang closed the book and shook his head, these barbarians are really..."By the way, Dabao, you just say what you are here for, right?" ”
The peddler scratched his head embarrassedly, "That, I want to ask the old Taoist to come to His Majesty to help me ask for a kiss" (to be continued.) )