Text Chapter 0563 Ask Qingtian with your feet

At dinner time, under the instruction of Wang Mumu, the White Lady set up two tables in a low-key manner, giving Bai Suzhen and Bai Xiaoqing a shock, and at the same time, the White Lady thanked Hu Erniang, Four Sharks and others who contributed a lot in this rescue operation in her capacity.

At the dinner table, the participants reported some details of the operation to the leaders.

Hu Erniang said: "Lord, everyone, our group, today followed Mai Dang Lao from the government-run Xuechi Ice Cellar into the underground passage of the Great Xiangguo Temple, in the action, I saw that the government-run Xuechi Ice Cellar was used by traitors, and became an underground obscene cave to satisfy selfish desires. Hmph, we don't need this kind of official cellar, so when we come back, I will let the grenadiers who went with us set fire to this ice cave. Lord, is this wrong? ”

Little Helen's brain couldn't turn all of a sudden, and there was a problem: "Hey, Hu Zhuangyuan, this ice cellar is full of ice, what can you burn?" Why didn't you burn the Great Xiangguo Temple? ”

Hu Sanniang: "Hey, Princess Jinzuan's children, use your brains, okay?" Do you want to burn the Great Xiangguo Temple with a fire? Aren't you afraid to be a sinner of history? ”

Little Helen: "Then, this ice cellar is full of ice, ice is water, not combustibles, how can it be burned?" ”

Hu Sanniang: "Ouch, my little Helen, the princess of the golden diamond, you have dropped out of class too much, and your brain can't keep up, you didn't listen to my sister say that she let the throwers start, isn't that just a throwing gun with gasoline stuffing, plus the wooden ceiling inside, and the Kong Ming lock made of big wood you said, can't there be a fire?" ”

Little Helen: "So, what's the point of you setting fire to the ice cellar?" Are you boilermakers at Daexiangkokuji Temple? Are you helping Daxiangguo Temple boil water? ”

Hu Sanniang: "Oh, the little fool with the golden diamond, why haven't you opened your mind?" The champion of your family is going to destroy these ices and make them water, it is June now, the weather is hot, this official ice cellar is for the royal service, so, the ice is gone, some cooling measures and ice food in the summer can not keep up, so the person in charge of this ice cellar will not be demoted and punished? ”

Little Helen: "Oh! Then, Boss Mai, your Bianshui Building's ice service can take the opportunity to seize the market and take the lead. Hey, this is the military at the service of the economy? The soldiers advance, the businessmen follow up, the big officials come in, and the people eat? Haha, today I opened up a little bit again, thank you, three mothers! Your teaching is more vivid than your lessons. ”

Hu Sanniang smiled and said: "You're welcome, my own people, my second brother-in-law, no, no, hehe, it should be, my second sister-in-law!" ”

Little Helen turned her head to Hu Erniang: "Aunt Zhuangyuan, your sister bullied me!" ”

Hu Erniang blushed: "What a mess, princess lady, don't interrupt, get down to business!" Lord Wang, I don't understand a little, wasn't the refrigeration machinery we gave to Boss Mai of Bianshui Lou Mai robbed by Wang Shu to the Princess Mansion of Shu Kingdom, and then destroyed by us? If you want Boss Mai to resume the supply of cold drinks from tomorrow, and you haven't installed a new set of refrigeration machinery for Boss Mai, isn't the advertisement posted by Boss Mai yellow? ”

Wang Mumu: "Second sister, my mind has changed a little now, I don't want my steam engine to be imitated by more people. This time, Wang Xu and his Liao friends were not smart enough, otherwise, if they didn't only focus on building weapons, then this steam engine alone would be enough for them to change an era. So, I changed my mind, Boss Mai here, I no longer provide a series of equipment for mechanical refrigeration. I will use chemical refrigeration here, I brought a large amount of potassium nitrate, sodium nitrate and other nitrates with the ship this time, which will absorb heat when exposed to water, plus the original well-insulated underground ice storage here by Boss Mai, the same thing, Bianshui Building can also supply cold drinks and chilled frozen food. And my potassium nitrate, even if someone steals one or two bags, looking at these powders, others don't know what's going on, just like they see chloroform, they see ours*, they know it, they don't know why, they can't imitate it at all. ”

Hu Erniang: "Lord Wang, I still don't understand something, can I teach me?" ”

Wang Mumu: "It's all my own people here, what can't I say?" You're welcome, my sister-in-law, I'm now the grandfather in a city god temple: I respond to requests. ”

Hu Erniang: "Lord Wang, you also make fun of me!" Really, how can you understand so much? That's the case, after we ambushed the Buddha seal in the Great Xiangguo Temple today, Sister Rose smeared a lot of ointment on the Buddha Yin, and it was absolutely careful and in place, she made a full body makeup for the Buddha Yin, and also entered some of the ointment into the nostrils, ear holes, navel and chrysanthemums at the back door of the Buddha Yin. And on the man's peculiar guy, he smeared the ointment with honey like a roast duck. She said that this is a newly developed biochemical weapon developed by the prince, so that this flower monk who likes the new and hates the old can taste the taste of liking the new and hating the old. I looked at the Buddha seal for a while, but I didn't see any reaction to the Buddha seal! ”

Wang Mumu: "Oh——, didn't you see any reaction?" That's good, if this ointment is on the body, people have a burning sensation and a stinging sensation, then my development has not succeeded, and my product is to harm people invisibly. I have named this ointment 'Attracting Bees and Butterflies'. There's a reason why this name was chosen. Second sister, you don't know, Sanniang and Dongdong are very clear, that Luzon's little Zhixian reported to me a lot of strange things about them, saying that there is a plant called man-eating flower in some tropical rainforests of the leafy Southeast Asian islands, which grows in some primeval forests and swampy areas of Luzon. The shape is very delicate, and the flower shape resembles a sun ring. The fragrance is similar to that of an orchid, with a diameter of up to 1.5 meters and petals about 1.4 centimeters thick. A flower has 5 petals and leaves are thirty or forty centimeters long. The local black dwarves thanked Jihyun for everything they had brought them, so they did everything possible to please Chi Hyun and show what they knew and what they could do, because they were afraid that Ji Hyun would no longer help them. One of them involves this man-eating flower, and the local little black dwarf wars to introduce the man-eating flower, which is considered a treasure, and also mentions other man-eating flowers and man-eating trees.

The little black dwarves also mysteriously told Xiao Zhixian about their female tree god, named "Aunt Dien", which is a tree that can eat people, if a person or other large animal approaches, the 8 leaves with hard thorns will wrap the intruder tightly, and when the leaves reopen the next day, only a pile of white bones remains.

The little black dwarves said that in addition to the female tree god, there was also a male tree god, named "Dian Bo", who also ate people. This "Dienber" is made up of many soft branches. Normally, these branches stretch arbitrarily. As soon as a person or beast inadvertently touches one of the branches, the tree seems to be alerted, and immediately mobilizes all the branches to act quickly, holding the man or beast tightly, like a cuttlefish in the sea, and wrapping its tentacles around its prey with its tentacles. At the same time, a gelatinous liquid flows out of the branches, which corrodes and digests humans and beasts until only a pile of white bones remains. The tree reopened its branches after eating the meat, waiting for the next opportunity......"

The people at several tables stopped their dishes and chopsticks, listening to this Arabian Nights, and they were skeptical; At the same time, I don't know what Wang Mumu's intention is to pull the conversation here.

Wang Mumu drank a little wine and talked a little: "After listening to Xiao Zhixian's reports, I immediately gave Xiao Zhixian a few tasks, one is to collect cannibal flowers, that is, to pick the flowers directly, I am useful." The second is to collect the glue of man-eating flowers and man-eating trees respectively, and when collecting, they have to be fed to the flowers and trees with small insects or fresh fish to trigger their secretion. In fact, for all kinds of plants, flowers are their *, flower pedicles are their wombs, mucus, and their ——, this, everyone understands, and there is no need to say it explicitly. The third is ....... Fourth, .......

In fact, in the man-eating flower, it contains a rather special plant hormone, this plant hormone is very similar to the sex hormones of some insects, and this similarity is originally a survival ability of the man-eating flower to attract insects to satisfy the stomach. Comrade Rose Shark, oh, by the way, in the future, we will also follow the second sister to call, calling these rose sharks, dancing sharks, battle sharks, and beautiful sharks roses, dancing flowers, battle flowers, and beauty flowers. Today, when Rose was on a mission, she poured some ointment into the nostrils, ear holes, navel, and chrysanthemums at the back door of the Buddha Yin, which I ordered, and she did it well; However, when she applied the ointment to the man's dick, it seemed a little more different. However, this is nothing, evil has evil retribution, who told him to bully our sister Suzhen and sister Xiaoqing.

Hehe, with the foreshadowing above, I can now answer the second sister's question. In the past, people often despised me, saying that I was a person who either didn't talk or talked too much nonsense. Actually, I am not as unpredictable as the clouds, I am not like a dream flickering far and near, in fact, you don't understand my heart, you think about it, you go to take a look, the moon represents my heart, if I don't express clearly or create some semantics and context, my later text will be illogical, not tasteful enough, out of tune, unreliable.

Some people also accuse me of filling in the lyrics of pop songs, in fact, you really don't understand my heart, often, singing better than speaking, I hope there will always be a song that will sing into your heart and make your eyes wet with tears. Therefore, when the love is deep, let it off, tweet, and ask for comfort.

Alas, although the code word is hard, the 'nonsense' has to be said, not to chatter, but to be strange. Oh——, hehe, sorry, it's again. To get back to the point, since the ointment is a mixture of sex hormones of insects and small animals, it will definitely attract insects and small animals, namely: bees, bed bugs, mosquitoes, small snakes, mice, etc. Second sister, Buddha Yin didn't react at the time, which is normal, because the target of the design of this ointment is not to directly attack the anointed person, but to attack the anointed person is the secondary attack of various small animals attracted by this ointment, also known as the secondary attack. And the little animals are attracted to a process, it's not that you can love if you say you want to love, it's not that you don't come, it's that the air hasn't been able to convey their special love, don't worry, this is a life and death love between the little animals and the Buddha Yin Venerable, and it will never be abandoned.

I don't know how much imagination you have, but I would like to ask, have you ever imagined? Now the Buddha seal may have been besieged by hundreds of mosquitoes, those mosquitoes are particularly concerned about his bare chest and exposed breasts, and the mosquito king is shouting loudly: Go and suck blood! So, all the mosquitoes rose up and kissed;

The current Buddha seal may also be driving away hundreds of bed bugs from crawling on himself, and he is scrambling to pull out the bed bugs from his navel and nostrils;

What the Buddha Yin is most afraid of now is that dozens of bees will come to sting him together, and they want to get into his ear holes, and he has already raised the collar of his robe to his bald head;

The most annoying thing about the current Buddha seal is that swarms of rats are circling around him, with cracked teeth and mouths, and they don't know what to do;

The current Buddha seal, the most crazy thing is that there are seven or eight little snakes scrambling to drill into his chrysanthemum gate, wait, wait, is that really the case? It's late today, but tomorrow we'll visit Venerable Buddha Yin and the truth will be revealed.

As for the new products such as man-eating gum and some of my other biochemical weapons, once they are activated, I will introduce them to you, and now I have said all at once, if you have indigestion and get confused, it will be a big thing. Okay, what's the problem? Today, 100,000 Whys, Free Consultation. ”

Little Helen is very happy, she knows a new weapon today, and it is called biological and chemical weapons, which should be different from the previous cold weapons, gunpowder weapons, chemical weapons, electric shock weapons, and electronically controlled weapons. Little Helen thought about it, and if she had a question, she consulted: "Vice Principal Wang, I remember, we have a kind of bee, and if it is chelated, it will be swollen and even faint, and in severe cases, it will die." Then, aren't you worried that the Buddha seal is besieged by dozens of bees, and tomorrow we can only see one dead man? ”

Wang Mumu was calm and calm: "Don't worry, Foyin is very fat and very big, so compared to other people, he is also chelated, and his blood concentration after poisoning is more than twice as low as others." Moreover, this Buddha Yin understands medicine and has a certain ability to protect, maintain, and care for himself, and he can't die. However, death is not enough to die, sin is enough, not only him, but some of his apprentices also have to be busy, and they also have to help him catch bed bugs, swatt mosquitoes, chase mice, and catch small snakes. These monks are very physically and mentally exhausted, flying in the air and crawling on the ground are enough for them to be busy, and they have to take into account that this is killing, their heads are a little big, and they are too scared. ”

The white lady, who had been frightened for a few days, toasted everyone and said: "Lord, the sisters of the Hu family, the princess of the golden diamond, brothers and sisters, the little sister is here, I pay a little respect with a glass of thin wine, thank you, I took a great risk from birth and death, and rescued my two righteous sisters Suzhen and Xiaoqing, thank you for your kindness, if you have a few of us in the future, you must go to the soup and never flinch!" ”

Wang Mumu hurriedly stood up and said to the white lady: "Little sister is serious, I, Wang Mumu, was originally an abandoned child that your father allowed the old carpenter to take in, and then I was a slave of your family." If it weren't for the kindness of your father, Boss Bai, I wouldn't know where I would have been reincarnated again. We here, in our work, there is a responsibility system, there is a person who commands who according to the ability and needs of the work, after eight hours, everyone is equal, as long as our big family loves each other, unites as one, and its profits are broken, we will not be afraid of anyone. Now, the young lady has recognized Bai Suzhen and Bai Xiaoqing as her sisters, then, these two are also my Wang Mumu's sisters, Sanniang, Dongdong, and the second sisters, and they are also the sisters and sisters of Xiao Helen and Xiao Hairui, they are all their own people, what are you polite? Come! Come! Come! Come on, brothers and sisters, our banner flies in the wind, how much you are tired and do not regret it, and let the failure turn to ashes. Come on! Brothers and sisters, they all raised the wine glasses in their hands, good brothers and sisters toast, if they are not drunk, they will not return, and if they are not drunk, they will not return. ”

Wang Mumu didn't know whether it was because of alcohol or because of victory, he was a little drunk, and he talked a lot: "Tonight, let's raise our glasses and get drunk for a new tomorrow." Tonight, let us face each other with our hearts and shed tears for the fulfillment of a long dream. Tonight, let's raise our glasses and toast to a new tomorrow. Tonight, the sunset does not disperse, the bright moon returns, quietly, quietly, is it for tomorrow's sun, or who are you waiting for? I can feel it, you can hear it, we don't separate each other, we are heart-to-heart. You can feel it, I can see it, across the mountains, across the water, across the sea and the sky, we hold each other's hands.

Alas! Raise your glass! When is the bright moon? Ask the sky with your feet. It's rare to get together today, and we are all friends. I want to harmonize the society, but I also hinder Qionglou Yuyu, and the height is unbearable. Dancing to figure out the shadow, how does it seem to be in the world? smashed Sima, belittled the two kings, and mocked Lao Su. There should be no hatred, why be afraid of often fooling? People have joys and sorrows, and the moon is cloudy and sunny, and this matter is difficult to complete. I hope that people will last a long time, and they will be ...... for a thousand years. ”