Chapter 115: A Way to Live II
Long Shaocong and Luluo finally saw the light of day, but what surprised Long Shaocong was that the secret door they came out of was actually set up in a shrine, at first he thought he was back at the Heian Shrine, but after a closer look at the surrounding layout, he denied his idea.
"This is Yasaka Shrine!" Green pothos met Long Shaocong's puzzled gaze and spoke.
"How did we end up here?"
"Because the five major shrines in Kyoto and the surrounding mountains are connected by secret passages." The pothos smiled charmingly, very cute.
"Why is that?"
"It's really a piece of wood, I'll tell you when I get out." The pothos dropped a sentence and walked straight out of the side hall of Yasaka Shrine.
Long Shaocong doesn't know why Luluo always likes to call him wood when he is in a hurry, this name is more like an unintentional call, sometimes people only when they are in a hurry or extremely relaxed, they will say the most true language in their hearts, and they will not hide it.
In Long Shaocong's opinion, this little girl has a very strict mouth, and is even full of spiritual cunning, every time Long Shaocong asks, he either avoids answering or finds another topic to prevaricate. But Long Shaocong is not stupid, at least it can prove one point, that is, after the green pothos and his sister Qingwan encountered the wolves, they must have met, and it is very likely that the connection is quite close, and the division of labor is extremely clear, but when needed, someone will appear just right.
Even, Long Shaocong suspects that the two sisters have been playing a double reed from beginning to end, and they must have an ulterior secret when they contact themselves, but judging from the timing of their appearance, every time they encounter danger, one of them will come forward, so it seems that the two of them are also really helping themselves.
But where is there that is worth the two sisters taking turns to use the beauty trick? Thinking of the beauty plan, Long Shaocong couldn't help but think of one of the thirty-six plans called "will be calculated", I don't know if his current behavior of responding to all changes is considered to be counted.
Since Yoshimasa Shigeru, the debut of Yasaka Shrine, was dead and the entire Shinto religion was in turmoil, it was easy for the two to get out of the temple and escape through the wall.
Coming back from the dead, of course, the two are very lucky, anything can be put aside first, and the first thing to solve will fill their stomachs in time.
found a teahouse in the nearest place, and asked for pickles and rice, and Long Shaocong devoured it. It can be said that after this catastrophe, Long Shaocong felt that Japanese chazuke was simply the first delicacy in the world, far better than eating raw rat meat, so he opened his stomach and ate three bowls in one go, and hiccuped, shouting for the boss to come to another bowl.
Compared with the figure of a Japanese dwarf, Long Shaocong already looks tall and big, and the people in the teahouse are all amazed when they see the amount of food he eats.
And Luthos, as a beautiful woman, under the coercion of hunger, also threw the image of a lady out of the clouds, and ate a storm......
With the admiration of Long Shaocong, the onlookers were so indecent to a woman eating, and they were always gossiping and pointing fingers.
"Seeing that she is a weak woman, she eats so flamboyantly, she really doesn't know how to be polite."
"At first glance, it looks like it's from the countryside, and I've never seen the world."
"But look at his dress, doesn't he look like it?"
"You know, she may have stolen her clothes from someone else, or something in exchange for that." After the man finished speaking, he showed a lewd smile.
The person next to him didn't understand what he said, patted his head and asked, "Since you said that she is from the countryside, what valuable thing can she take out and bring on such a valuable dress?" ”
"Take what? I can't even think of her body......"
"Cut, do you think everyone is like you, willing to send his wife to sleep with others?"
The lewd smiling man, hearing someone retort, said angrily: "What does this have to do with my wife, you didn't see that woman look so young, how could she become someone else's wife." ”
A man with a short beard under his nose said: "You haven't seen the tall man opposite, looking at that physique, it is estimated that it is not small, with such a husband, which wife would think of other men." ”
"Humph! If you grow tall, is that one big? I'm not convinced. ”
"Not convinced? If you don't accept it, you take off your pants and try it against him. ”
……
The lewd smiling man hesitated for a moment and did not answer.
Another person who was afraid not to see the excitement smiled: "Why, I'm scared, I don't dare to take it off." ”
"Who doesn't dare, don't believe it, let's make a bet, if I take it off, you will pay for it!"
"you, you take off your pants, let's pay for it, I think we're rare, but if you let the little woman opposite take off her clothes, we're willing to give money......" After saying this, a burst of ** laughter resounded throughout the teahouse.
Because they did not shy away from talking, every sentence went into the ears of Long Shaocong and Luluo, but Long Shaocong heard that it was like a monkey quarrelling, and he was very angry in his heart, but this was a group of ruffians, and it was simply worth the loss to be angry with them. 、
Just like the famous passage in the Water Margin, Yang Zhi was wantonly harassed by a splash when he sold knives. Yang Zhi said that his knife was a family heirloom knife, and it did not stain blood when killing, but he didn't believe it, so he had to try it on the spot, Yang Zhi said, find a dog and try the knife.
But Splashy seized the loophole in Yang Zhi's speech, and swore that Yang Zhi promised to kill people without blood, and did not say that killing dogs would not get blood, so Yang Zhi had to kill someone on the spot, of course, this is unreasonable, imagine that in Bianliang, Tokyo, at the feet of the Son of Heaven, killing people in public, isn't it a violation of national law?
But after Yang Zhi is a famous family, a righteous gentleman, at first he explained to the splashy good life, until in the end he couldn't do it, the two scuffled, killed each other by mistake, and ate a lawsuit. For the sake of a ruffian, it can be said that it is not worth it to get a ruffian to go to prison.
Summing up the experience of his predecessors, Long Shaocong encountered this situation at the moment, and the last way was to choose to ignore them, treating them as air, stinky farts, otherwise if he got into his body, it would be a stinking smell.
Long Shaocong can keep calm, but the pothos can't, I saw that his pretty face was already red with anger, and he slapped the table and shouted: "Boss, settle the account." After speaking, like a gust of wind, he passed over everyone, and threw down a handful of copper coins from the counter, almost knocking off everyone's eyes.
After settling the bill, the pothos didn't answer, and pulled Long Shaocong and left.
Long Shaocong saw that this was not a good way to leave the land of right and wrong earlier. But as soon as they walked out, the teahouse was like a sow in heat, screaming wildly......
"Oops, my waist, waist, numb, numb......"
"Ah, when did I have an extra needle in my hand, oops, why does it hurt so much......"
"Oops, my arm ......"
"My legs ......"
"My ...... Below"
The most lascivious person who had just laughed, his legs spread apart like a horse, his teeth were bared, he grinned, pulled out a thin steel needle from underneath, and scolded angrily: "What kind of bastard thing is this? Well done! Lao Tzu slaughtered him! ”
"It's that woman...... just now"
When everyone heard this, they ran out of the teahouse, but in addition to the lively sacrificial procession, where can they still see the figure of the girl in green?