Chapter 38: Don't mess with women
"Okay, everyone, please come here" The hawker led the way, and Li Er followed behind him with his hands behind his back to visit the school, "You see that it is a classroom now, because more than 3,000 children came this time, so we divided it into more than 60 classes, each class has 50 people, and two teachers are in charge"
Following the hawker's prompt, everyone saw that the words of the first grade class were written in red paint on the doors of these classrooms, Li Er nodded clearly, and crossed the classroom, and there was a playground in the middle!
This is meal time, because there are more children, and there are not so many people in the canteen at one time, so many children play in the playground first, looking at a large number of children around various slides and swings, each face is full of smiles, Li Er nodded with satisfaction.
Hearing that it was lunch time, Li Er was about to go in to see what the children were eating at noon, so he turned around and found the cafeteria with a smell.
When Li Er entered the door, he touched the heads of the children in line one by one, and the children also laughed, Li Er noticed that each child had a dinner plate in his hand, and there was a large bowl in the three shallow pits on it, Li Er was very curious about why this thing was made like this.
The hawker didn't let Li Erjiu wait, and directly sent a dinner plate to each of the ministers, and let a group of people line up behind the children to eat in order.
Li Er and his entourage lined up for a while, and finally arrived at the window for dinner, because Li Er was riding a motorcycle today and wearing a punk suit, and the old mother didn't recognize it as the emperor, but she was surprised for a while, and saw the dinner plate handed over by the other party, and mechanically put on a meal.
Li Er felt the weight brought by the dinner plate, and looked at it, pork stewed vermicelli, cabbage tofu, fried cucumber with eggs, and a bowl of seaweed soup in the bowl next to him, the rice pile was high, and there was a fruit orange for the meal, which was really good.
Leaving the window, Li Er looked into the canteen, there was no vacant position, and the hawker also saw that there was no way to do it, there were many people, "Your Majesty, let's go to the office to make do with it, the place is simple, everyone take care of it, wait for me to go back to Chang'an, and arrange everyone in the best restaurant"
Li Er was also embarrassed to kick the children out and sit on them by himself, so he took the dinner plate to the office, because the children were taught, and the teachers had to take care of them at noon, so there was no one in the office, and the hawkers went over to put aside the things that the Taoist priests put on the table, and asked Li Er and others to lie on it to eat.
Everyone who came into the office finally turned their attention to the furnishings of the office, which were divided into four cubicles, with names on each side, stacks of notebooks on the table, and a pen that had never been seen before in an inkwell.
Seeing that everyone had something to ask, the vendor pointed to the plate, "Let's eat first, and then say after eating" Okay, you are the landlord, listen to you, and then everyone lowered their heads to taste the food on the plate, and after tasting it, they suddenly felt different.
Li Er raised his head and asked the vendor, "Well, it's delicious, it's really delicious, there won't be any thirteen spices added to it, right?" It's a luxury, I always buy it from you for a tael."
For Li Er, he thinks he is black, the hawker doesn't mind at all, it's not black, how can he help so many children "Well, there should be, but I feel that there should be less, maybe Xiaocao is afraid that the children won't be able to adapt to it for a while."
"That's right, children have been starving for so many days, and they really can't eat anything too exciting, by the way, do they eat this every day?" Li Er picked the fat in his vermicelli onto the vendor's plate, and the vendor was not picky, so he ate it directly and drank the seaweed soup smoothly.
"It's not that you eat it every day, who doesn't get tired of eating it every day, so our recipes are the same every day, try to change the flowers to eat, so that the children can get more nutrients, and the body can grow stronger."
Everyone has a black line in their heads, thinking that you want to say that no one can afford to eat it every day, but I didn't expect this product to be tired of it, some low-grade officials raised their heads and held back their tears, Nima's own family can't support it, and people have reached the realm of why not eat minced meat.
Li Er was also speechless, and he didn't know where his national teacher was, depending on the situation, there was no shortage of food in his realm, Li Er shook his head and tried not to think about the gap between them, bowed his head and finished eating, and handed the plate to the vendor for him to deal with.
After the hawkers processed the plates and began to smoke after the meals, after the tireless promotion of the hawkers for several months, the number of smokers in Datang is now increasing exponentially, especially in front of these officials, which is not a bunch of troubles all day long, so this cigarette has become a weapon for everyone to relieve boredom.
A group of cigarette guns burned the office like a fairyland, Li Yue'er also came back, as soon as she entered the office, she coughed, and she vaguely didn't see who was inside, but she knew that there must be no vendors, and others didn't dare to smoke in the office, so she stood at the door and made a big fuss, "Niu Dabao, you know how to smoke all day long, why don't you smoke to death, get out of here"
Everyone looked at each other when they heard this, this is another Fang Xuanling! The peddler smiled wryly at Li Er and walked out, "Yue'er, where did you go just now?" ”
"Don't be hippie and smiley, put out the cigarette, I just went to the dormitory to have a look, you can't smoke less, and the group of guys inside, all die for me, don't smoke in the house"
This time it was Li Er's turn to be speechless, fortunately, the other party was his sister-in-law, and Li Er couldn't say anything, so he came out of the house together, Li Yue'er was pinching her waist and preparing to reprimand the person who came out, but she was suddenly startled by Li Er, who was dressed in a punk outfit, and covered her mouth and looked carefully for a while before recognizing it as Li Er.
The little girl pointed her finger for a long time, and then she felt impolite, quickly put down her finger, and smiled flatteringly at Li Er, "Your Majesty, why are you here?" ”
Li Er stiffened his face: "Didn't you let me die?" ”
Li Yue'er tugged at Li Er's sleeve, "Didn't Yue'er see it clearly, does Your Majesty still want to smoke, I'll give you something"
Li Er waved his hand, "Forget it" and suddenly remembered something, "By the way, Dabao, since you are a school, who is the head of this school?" ”
Li Yue'er tugged at his sleeve, "Your Majesty, I am"
Li Er looked at Li Yue'er and smiled kindly, "Don't make trouble, Dabao, haven't you chosen yet?" ”
The peddler looked at Li Yue'er who was staring at him, which meant that if you dared to say that you didn't choose well, you were good-looking, so he pointed his finger at the other party, "That's right, the head of this school is Yue'er"
Now Li Er and the minister are confirmed, the head of this school is actually a woman, and the others, including Li Er, were stunned for a moment, and then they also understood, Li Er thought that after all, he was his own sister-in-law, and he was bringing a group of children, it didn't matter, others thought, this is the school of the national teacher, Li Yue'er can see that she already has a heart for the national teacher, and the two of them can play how they want! It's not your own money that's been spent anyway!
But some people don't think so, who is it, of course, it is the old man Wei who didn't write just now, I saw the old man bow down towards Li Er, and said in one go, "Your Majesty, there are more than 3,000 children here, and learning is a heavy matter, how can you be so rash, besides, a woman is afraid that there is a chicken Si Chen, but with the suspicion of Suo, it is the old minister who implores His Majesty to take back the school here and hand it over to the Ministry of Rites for disposal."
After listening to Lao Wei's words, Li Er hadn't said anything, Li Yue'er, who was immersed in the happiness of being the mountain chief, was angry first, Lao Wei said this is similar to saying that men are ducks, of course, it's okay to put it aside in modern times, you push forward a thousand years, the times are different, and the context is even more different!
"Where did the wild dogs bite people, scold my aunt and grandmother Si Chen, I am tired and crooked, my school, you say you will accept it" After speaking, he pulled his sleeves up, grabbed the old man's hair, and pulled a big mouth to pull it over, and then kicked it down, all kinds of moves one after another!
The peddler saw that this situation was not right, someone bullied his girlfriend, how could he stand by and watch, and besides, this old man was disgusted with himself just now, so he and Li Yue'er went up to play mixed doubles together.
A group of people were dumbfounded, sure enough, it was not a family that did not enter the door, these two looked like good-faced people, and they didn't expect to fight against the people without saying a word, but none of the people present persuaded them, and they all thought that this old man should suffer a loss, after all, His Majesty is here, and no one will die.
So they all watched the old man being beaten, and secretly scolded in their hearts that they deserved it, and they didn't care about the time and place of the person, so they could afford to beat you, but in the end, Li Er couldn't stand it, "Stop, don't fight"
PS "Still asking for tickets, and collections, no tickets to a collection, thank you!