In the first year of Zhenguan, Chang'an Palace, Baoguang Palace, this is the meeting gift from the chief of Niu Dao of Dongsheng Shenzhou to the Emperor Taishang, a splendid palace with thousands of years of technology generation!

The heavy snow has stopped a few days ago, and today is a rare sunny day, but the sun is the same as the light in the refrigerator, only brightness and no temperature!

In contrast to the feeling of freezing to death outside, the interior of the Baoguang Hall is as warm as spring, two small yellow doors are guarding the door, with a warm smile on their faces to greet every official who arrives, and the hall on the first floor is bustling with a group of people, each holding a tall glass in his hand, holding a cigarette in his hand, chatting with his colleagues in full swing, seeing someone he knows come in, do not forget to hurry up and have a drink!

The fireplace was burned by the small yellow door, and the floor heating linked to the fireplace brought summer-like heat to the entire Baoguang Palace, and the officials who just entered the door were sweating profusely from this steam, but they did not dare to remove their thick coats out of politeness, and the hawkers who were busy in the open kitchen were very happy, and they were hot to death you turtle grandchildren!

Although there are also officials who have a slight remark about the hawker's dress, but they are also holding it in their hearts, although they are a Taoist priest, but the layman is named Wan Nian Bo, and the officials who are familiar with this goods are of low rank when they see the polite Niu Ye, the hawker nodded with a cigarette in his mouth and nodded as a courtesy, and his subordinates did not forget to be busy making dumplings, a beautiful woman next to him glared at him in disgust, the hawker bared his teeth, and the angry other party gave him a slap and made a white face!

The people who saw this situation all smiled ambiguously, it seems that the powerful Niu Ye also has a time to be eaten to death!

There was only one last bit of cigarette left in the corner of the hawker's mouth, and a small yellow door hurriedly brought a crystal ashtray over to him to take it down and extinguish it, and asked flatteringly, "Niu Xianchang, do you want to renew it?" ”

The hawker shook his head, Xiao Huangmen bowed and left, and the hawker looked up at the beauty, "Yue'er, there will be more time to give face in the future, but we are also the uncle of the Tang Dynasty, if I don't think it is good, you will definitely be a marquise in the future!" “

The beauty snorted, "Who said I was going to marry you, shameless!" “

"Look at what you said, in addition to marrying me, I see who dares to marry you in this Tang Dynasty, and the master will cripple him!"

The beauty glanced at the hawker, this action is amorous in the eyes of the hawker, it's not okay, it's itchy, it's hard, "You guys are busy first, I'll go to make it convenient!" “

The vendor left the kitchen and greeted the people in the hall in the hallway, "Everyone, it's fun to drink, it's free today!" “

"Thank you, Immortal Niu! Thank you Niu Ye, Happy New Year Niu Ye! “

"Okay, so are you!"

At this time, an old man with the same makeup as the TVB version of a lamp master leaned out from the second floor, with a few strands of very energetic beard on his flat head, "Little calf, get up and play a few games of billiards with me, I have now beaten all over the Tang Dynasty!" “

The peddler's head fluttered, "Don't go, I have to make dumplings!" “

"Ten taels of gold in a game!"

The vendor shouted to the beautiful woman on the other side of the kitchen, "Daughter-in-law, the dress you liked last time was Chanel's, right?" After receiving an affirmative answer, the vendor replied, "Wait, someone has reimbursed you!" “

The beautiful woman also shouted at the vendor, "And Dior perfume!" “

"Don't worry, you can't forget!" After speaking, the hawker followed the old man to the game room, there was a billiard table in the middle of the huge game hall, and there were other people around him who were either playing chess or playing mahjong, and the hawker nodded to everyone and then picked up the cue handed over by the small yellow door, "Old man, you first or me first?" “

"Hmph, you kid gave me a massage last time, and I lost all my hair, and now I can only have short hair like you, so in order to punish you, I started all the games today!"

The corner of the hawker's mouth grinned, "Isn't that a mistake, if you weren't shivering, can I throw the lit wine into your hair, besides, how does it feel to have short hair, it's much more refreshing than before, right?" “

The old man is also Li Yuan, because the hawker gave him too many high-tech things in the Baoguang Palace, and his subordinates did not know how to play, so he had to stay overnight as a teacher as a teacher to teach the palace maid and eunuch to use these things, during which he showed off his skills in the bathroom vendor, and was liked by Li Yuan, the first few times it was not a big deal, but once the hawker learned to let others order the wine, and played a flower job to massage Li Yuan, and there was an accident in the middle and then Li Yuan became what he is now!

Glaring at the hawker, Li Yuan climbed in front of the billiard table and made a standard tee-off action, "pop", fifteen balls were blown up by one shot, and when he saw a ball into the hole, Li Yuan carefully looked at the number on the ball, "I want to be small!" “

The hawker pouted, and took a cigarette in his mouth, Li Yuan scored three goals in a row, and there was a mistake in the fourth time, the hawker rubbed the powder cartridge on the head of the gun, bent over, aimed, and attacked in one breath "Bang, Bang, Bang..." “

Li Yuan looked at the rest of his balls on the table in disbelief, and muttered, "No, there is no eunuch in the entire palace who can beat me, even those generals and ministers are all defeated by me, no, you kid is lucky, let's come again, I don't believe you can always clear the shot, hurry up and swing the ball!" ”

Xiao Huangmen hurriedly put the ball in place, and the hawker shook his legs to watch Li Yuan kick off, this old man, the reason why you can beat the invincible opponents of the Tang Dynasty is because people see that you are the emperor and make you happy, and my brother will not let you for the sake of his wife!

Half an hour later, the peddler said, "Old man, let's stop fighting!" ”

"Hmph, no, if you win, you want to run!"

The peddler cried with a sad face: "Can you give me the one hundred taels I won first?" ”

The old man looked at the eunuch with a gloomy face, "Wait, it's over!" “

After another half an hour, Li Yuan threw the pole and smashed the small yellow door next to him, "Hmph, don't fight, don't give the old man face at all!" You go to Erlang for money! After speaking, he turned around and took away an official who was playing mahjong next to him, and he took advantage of it, "Come on, come on, ten taels of gold and a shot!" "A few people at the table were trembling!

The peddler hummed a small tune and went downstairs, and two hundred taels of gold arrived! In the hall downstairs, Li Er and Li Jing sat cross-legged on the sofa, one of them had a handle in their hands, the TV picture on the wall showed that the two were racing, and the hawker stuffed a cigarette into each of their mouths, and after lighting it, Li Jing crooked his mouth and said, "Dabao, help me make a move, and if you win Your Majesty, I will give you ten taels of gold!" ”

The peddler despised him for a moment, and turned his head to look at Li Er, "Brother Li, just now the Emperor Taishang lost two hundred taels of gold to me, let me settle the bill with you!" ”

The car was driving well, and Li Jing was trembling, and Li Jing's picture showed the word WIN! The peddler turned his head to look at Li Jing again, "Senior Brother Yao, don't forget the ten taels of gold!" ”

In addition to a few places where the hawkers walked, there is also a banquet hall on the first floor, which will also be very lively, the eldest grandson as the lord of the harem is here to entertain the concubines and the wives of the ministers, and the place where the ladies stay is not the black smoke and miasma of the men, in addition to a few tables of mahjong, there are actually a few claw machines around the root of the wall, and there are a group of shouting women in front of each machine.

The eldest grandson was holding a glass of red wine and was smiling and chatting with a few women, "Everyone, how is this Baoguang Hall playing?" ”

The eldest grandson Wuji's wife, as the eldest grandson's sister-in-law, is also a person close to the eldest grandson, and immediately took the conversation, "Thanks to the queen's blessing, I have a lot of fun, you said that this Uncle Niu is really powerful, such a magical palace can be made out of thin air, no wonder it is rumored that he is the green cow under the seat of Lao Tzu, with him is really the blessing of my Datang, in the future, the happiness of this Datang is long, it is certain!" ”

The eldest grandson is very popular with the second half of his sister-in-law's words, as the Li family, doesn't the actual manager of Datang want his family's well-being to grow as long as possible" Cheng sister-in-law Jiyan, I also thank you for praising him for Dabao, but I feel that he will be happier if you give him some gold! ”

All the women laughed when they heard this, and they all seemed to know the character of this short-haired Taoist who loves money, and then Cheng Biting Jin's wife Pei Shi interjected, "I feel that if I marry Li Yue'er to him now, he will be happier!" ”

A group of women laughed again, and at this time, Li Yue'er also finished making dumplings and happened to come over to join in the fun, just when she heard Pei Shi say this, her little face turned red, "The Duchess of the Kingdom made fun of Yue'er!" ”

Pei Shi and the others turned their faces to look at this girl, and hurriedly held their hands, "Yue'er, what is this called making fun, the man should be married and the woman should be married, and Uncle Niu is affectionate to you, don't you mean anything to him at all?" ”

Li Yue'er bit her lip, "I mean that, but you see that he hasn't been doing anything right all day, and he doesn't know where he lives, so I'm afraid..."

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted, "Yue'er, I didn't say you, come on, come on, my sister will tell you!" "After saying that, I pulled Li Yue'er to find a place where no one was talking, and all the women were relieved when they saw it, it was Fang Xuanling's wife who pulled Li Yue'er away!" Hehe, Uncle Niu is estimated to be able to bear it in the future! “

In addition to the Wenchen military generals, Baoguang Hall is indispensable to some hawkers' subordinates, in the corner of the hall, Yuan Tiangang is on a sofa next to the glass window, several people in front of him look at him to tell fortunes, as Lao Yuan told the other party's experience one by one, the visitors gave incredible admiration, just to Du Ruhui to look at the palmistry time and shook his head and didn't say much, just let the other party pay more attention to his body, seeing Hou Junji time very politely said a bunch of flattering words, other officials flattered Hou Junji one after another, and then in a place where no one was, Yuan Tiangang told the people close to him to stay away from Hou Junji!

"Oh, ,..." The melodious bells from the two table clocks and the bell tower in the hall prompted the arrival of midnight, and the vendors in the conference hall who had been cleaned up stood on the rostrum with a microphone in their hands, "Everyone, the spring bell rings, the New Year's footsteps, the bell of the New Year, rings the happy note in your heart, luck and peace, like the footsteps of spring!" I will always be with you! Let's raise a glass to welcome the arrival of the New Year, and wish the country and the people peace in the new year."

"Okay, Guotai Min'an!"

The hawker finished with a sip of wine, "Chunfeng, set off fireworks!" “

Li Chunfeng put the wine glass on the dining table next to him, ran to the terrace on the roof of the building and lit a bunch of fireworks, the fireworks went all the way to the sky, as if a signal, the fireworks prepared by several hawkers in Chang'an City were set off as if they were boiling the pot, and the fireworks one after another attracted millions of people in Chang'an City to watch!

The peddler casually walked up to Li Yue'er and hugged the other party's waist, "Is Yue'er beautiful?" “

The beautiful woman who was immersed in the beautiful scenery didn't pay attention to the other party's claws of Lushan at all, not to mention him, anyone who saw this scene was completely forgetful!

No matter how beautiful the fireworks are, there is time to pass, everyone just wanted to turn around and leave after watching the fireworks, and suddenly the colorful clouds in the sky were rolling and accompanied by lightning and thunder, everyone looked at the hawkers, is there anything to keep in the project?

The hawker was also frightened stupid by this vision, no matter how great his ability is, he can't change the celestial phenomena, as a man's first reaction when he encounters this kind of thing is to take care of the women around him, the hawker looked at Li Yue'er nervously, but he didn't expect the other party to look at Caiyun with his hands in his face, and there were words in his mouth, "My intended person is a hero of the world, and one day he will definitely drive colorful auspicious clouds to marry me!" “

"Damn!" The peddler was speechless, the woman's mind was really confused, and just as the hawker was about to pull Li Yue'er to flash the time, there was a voice from the sky, "My old grandson is here..."

"Holy!" The tone of this sentence is much more than the previous one! Before the words landed, another voice came: "I'm coming from the canopy..."

"I..." Before the hawker could say a word, Sun Wukong had already seen the vendor standing on the terrace, "Dabao, do you miss me?" With that, a somersault landed on the terrace, and the canopy followed!

The peddler's lips trembled, he was so excited that he didn't know what to say, he shook his hand to give Sun Wukong and the two of them cigarettes, and Sun Wukong excused himself, "Don't, I'll quit!" “

The peddler suddenly Spartan said, "Quit....quit?" “

Canopy heard "Who called me?" in the back. Then I saw the peddler: "You are Niu Dabao?" ”

The hawker nodded hurriedly, the canopy patted the hawker's shoulder and almost patted him to the first floor, Li Yue'er picked up the hawker, and the hawker fixed his soul, "Great Sage, why are you here?" I think you shouldn't be in this book? ”

Sun Wukong smiled, "Is this the Year of the Monkey, let me come out and send a blessing to everyone!" But who is the dough sheet? "Take out a lot of peaches from your arms", everyone tastes the peaches native to my Huaguo Mountain, although it is not as good as the queen mother's peaches, but after eating, you can live a long life, and you will not be sick! ”

Li Er and the others hurriedly came over to bow and salute, and Sun Wukong hurriedly flashed and leaked out the canopy, "Don't, don't worship me, this is the Year of the Pig, worship this!" ”

Tianpeng grinned, "Hehe, I'm your zodiac this year, do you have anything to eat?" ”

The crowd is overwhelmed! Li Yuan was frightened, and Li Er immediately helped him, "Come on, get some food for the two immortals!" Xiao Huangmen went down and brought a big bowl of dumplings, and Tianpeng poured it all into his mouth, "Is there anything else?" ”

The eunuch hurriedly served no less than a hundred bowls of dumplings, and Sun Wukong couldn't stand it, "Tamp the goods, don't eat them, leave some for people!" Tianpeng looked at the empty bowl and touched his stomach unsatisfied, "This is the bottom!" ”

Behind Li Er, Cheng Biting, Jin Wei, Chi Gong and Niu Jinda, the three big-bellied men who were called the three fools of Chang'an by the hawkers, were also shocked by the amazing amount of food in Tiancang!

Sun Wukong looked at Tianpeng and stopped his mouth, and hurriedly rounded the field, "Everyone, I am Monkey King, the Monkey King, this is Marshal Tianpeng, Zhu Gangguan, taking advantage of the arrival of the New Year, I specially came to give you a New Year's greeting, bless you: New Year's luck, as always, two people are concentric, a family of three, four seasons singing, five blessings, six or six wishes, seven happy wealth, eight directions of good luck, ninety-nine auspicious, very happy!"

The canopy also came up, "I wish you a lot of blessings, happiness, everything is round, the smile is sweet, smooth sailing, two monkeys take off, three sheep open Thailand, four seasons of peace, five blessings, six six Shun, seven stars shine, eight directions to wealth, ninety-nine concentric, perfect!" Happy Chinese New Year!"

Everyone in Chang'an hurriedly bowed to the two immortals, "Thank you, two immortals!" ”

Seeing that his blessing had been delivered, Sun Wukong pulled the canopy to leave, and suddenly a person appeared out of thin air on the terrace, and the frightened Sun Wukong was excited, "Where is the demon, eat my old grandson!" ”

The peddler hurriedly pulled the "Great Sage and slow, this is a noodle!" ”

"That's what the dough looks like!"

The face blushed, "Great Sage, the appearance was given by my parents, and I can't help it?" “

"Then you can go to the stick country next door!"

"No money!"

"Uh, forget it, what are you going to do?"

"Great Sage, since you have all appeared, why don't you say hello to our book friends?"

Sun Wukong hurriedly reorganized his tiger skin battle group: "Is there anyone else watching?" So how do we say hello to so many of us? “

"So everyone shouts with me; Happy New Year! Come and get ready..."

"Happy New Year, book friends! Wishing you prosperity, red envelopes are brought! “

"Have you received your blessings?" Whatever I receive, I will shout with me; happynewyear!”

"Hi Pi Niu Ye!"

"Okay, the noodles have been heard, the great sage is doing me a favor, how about you send a blessing from house to house for the trouble of shouting this sentence just now?"

Sun Wukong waved his hand, "It's a trivial matter, say it, what blessings do you send?" ”

The noodles muttered for a while, "I wish all book friends a high position, a light responsibility, less money, more close to home, sleep until you wake up naturally every day, others work overtime, you get a raise, you get cramps when you receive money, and beautiful girls love you and get nervous." Auspicious Year of the Monkey!"

Sun Wukong muttered for a while, "Okay, I received, my old grandson will go!" It's time to send blessings to book friends in the New Year..."

PS: Thank you for your unwavering book, this is also the only motivation for the writing of the patch, after all, the book is free, the patch is not a penny of income, so I hope you don't skimp on the recommendation votes in your hands in the new year, everyone works together to tell the story, thank you! Finally, I wish you all a happy new year and give a red envelope!