"Sister Bang??!! are you Bang's mother or Sister Bang's heart is not pressing?"

"I can't answer this question, I'm sorry, it's poverty, it's IQ, it's emotional intelligence that limits my imagination. ”

"Excellent? ”

"Let me say, the topic of Bang Ma is simply a show, Tianxiu, Chen Duxiu, the show of the flowers, and the creation of Zhong Shenxiu!"

"Xiaosheng is not talented, I have admired the girl for a long time and have never dared to speak, I am afraid of the abrupt girl. Only now do I have the guts. Dare to ask the girl, I am willing to exchange my white head for a white head, I don't know if the girl is willing? If there is any abruptness, I hope the girl will be more considerate and thank the girl first!"

"The little woman is not talented, twenty-eight years old, raised in the deep boudoir, not proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, does not know the five classics and six arts, does not have the eyes of autumn dew, the skin of the moon and snow, does not have the posture of Fang Lan, the appearance of sinking fish and geese, only a piece of affection for Mr., I don't know where it started, it continues to this day; ”

“......”

Sister Bang is a blogger who has been lit up a lot of fan groups and second reply skills among so many big Vs on Weibo.

After the new rules of the Weibo management measures appeared, the fans fell relatively small, and the top sister was the best.

Lu An, who purely relied on krypton gold to change his fate, cannot be counted.

Therefore, at 0:01, the comments under Sister Bang's Weibo dynamics have exploded, and when the series of Xiaosheng Bucai and Little Woman Bucai appeared, the comment area of Sister Bang's Weibo was quiet.

The main reason is that the timing of the two comments being topped up is too coincidental, and it just happens to be posted together.

It's a great job.

So, fans are a bit of a fried nest.

Some people say that the upstairs and downstairs are so good, so they can simply form a team.

Some people say, you are so good, did your parents make it?

In this world, at this point in time, the online song "Xiaosheng Bucai" has not yet appeared, and the Xiaosheng Bucai and Little Girl Bucai series have not yet been particularly known.

At least, it hasn't been spread on a large scale.

This is the first time that it has been in the spotlight.

............

About half an hour later, the other Xiaosheng Bucai and Little Girl Bucai series were put on the front row.

"If you are not talented, you can't make it up!"

"The little girl is not talented, and she can't lose weight!"

“......”

It's really too good for these two to be helped.

One is not straightforward and strong.

One with his head held high and his waist crossed.

In short, they are all very good.

............

............

Lu An, who had been back in Shenzhen for almost 5 days, suddenly suffered from insomnia for no reason.

Probably, maybe, maybe, yes, endocrine disorders.

Lu An sat on the balcony on the second floor of the villa, looking at the occasional tide of the Shenzhen River not far away, and suddenly felt empty, lonely, and cold.

He felt that his feelings were wrong.

What's going on, what's going on, the red flag at home is as stable as Mount Tai, the colorful flags outside are waving in the wind, dancing at will, all in the order of one, two, three, how did you come to this feeling?

In layman's terms: emptiness is caused by not wanting to pursue, doing nothing, or not wanting to do anything. Because we don't want to pursue and lose the goal of life, we will not have the joy of struggle and the joy of success.

But Lu An asked himself, he didn't have this phenomenon.

said that there is nothing to do, Mr. Lu is going to beat people!

I just finished the lottery today, 300000!

How can he lose his goal in life, he has many goals, and he is slowly achieving them.

In layman's terms: loneliness is a kind of thinking between loneliness and loneliness. Soon after an individual leaves the group, there is a peculiar state called loneliness. Loneliness is a kind of helplessness that comes from the heart.

Lu An asked himself, this phenomenon is even more impossible.

At night, I talked to Yan Yan on the phone again, and I talked to one, two, three on the phone, not to mention lonely, I can't wait to be noisy.

As for the cold?

Even if it's almost November, Shenzhen still only needs to wear short sleeves, where does the cold come from?

Therefore, Lu An was very confused that he couldn't sleep at midnight?

The little mystery hippie smiled and said, "Lu An, how can you be empty, lonely and cold, do you really have no pressure in your heart?"

"What?" Lu An asked subconsciously.

Xiao Mystery stretched out his white little hand and poked Lu An's chest, "You've thought about it so much, isn't it just missing a little bit of force~ counting?"

"What are you doing at this time?"

Seeing Lu An's stunned look, Xiao Ri had to ask a deeper question.

"Sleep...... Ahh

Lu An suddenly reacted, special!

"Come here!"

"Am I not here?"

"Lie down!"

"Great!"

"Do you need me to say the rest?"

"Got it......"

The little mystery pursed his mouth, not knowing whether he was happy or unhappy.

"Smack!"

"Smack!"

"Bang Bang!"

"Will you dare in the future?" Lu An asked as he started.

Xiao Riddle didn't know how to answer, and hesitated and said, "Dare, don't dare to !!"

The little mystery that suddenly came back to his senses immediately shouted.

Lu An let go of the little mystery at this time, "You are not allowed to be so skinny in the future, and you don't look like a coercive system at all." ”

The little mystery pouted, "Got it, host-sama." ”

"...... later"

"Alright, Host-sama!"

"I haven't said it yet!"

"Understood, Host-sama!"

"You!"

"Yes, Host. ”

Lu An was so angry that he wanted to cross his waist, "If you weren't young, I would have let you know what despair is, if you look at Yan Yan, then look at you, and then look at one, two, three, wouldn't you learn to count ABCD?"

Xiao Mystery suddenly asked, "Is that all?"

"What's the matter, you want to pinch more?"

"Tsk, elementary school girl and little assistant, don't you want to eat?"

"Tsk, there are a lot of delicious and tender meats that you want to deliver to your door, don't you want to eat them?"

"Tut-tut......"

Lu An: ......

............

............

Just when Weibo was lively, just when the little girl was on Weibo's hot search.

Just when Sister Bang and her fans are supplementing the Xiaosheng and Little Girl series.

Lu An swiped this Weibo, thought about it, edited eight words and posted it.

"Hello, I'm an official. ”

As a man with his own BGM, the result of this operation is that he is the first hot comment on the second.

There is no reason to be on the first hot review.

silent

Silence is tonight's Weibo.

silent

Silence is tonight's Weibo user.

After a while, many people covered their waists and replied to the comments of An Daguan.

"If you lose, you lose, you lose to no money!"

"Slipped! An Daguan opened a big hanging, and vaguely remembered that just yesterday, An Daguan gave out a prize of 3000000 yuan!"

"Excellent! Nothing else, An Daguan is really good!"

"Hello, I'm an official!"

Sister Bang also replied to the comment as soon as she came back to her senses-

"Lost, lost, lost, lost, lost! It's a loss! Such an excellent answer really makes me not know how to answer. ”

If there is a user on Weibo, the number of fans is not the first, but every Weibo news can be on the hot search first, can dominate the list, can easily break the so-called Guinness record, and almost the entire Weibo is known to everyone.

Then this person is called.

An Da Guanren.

All the topics and comments related to the Little Life and Little Woman are not talented series, as well as the stalks, were directly cut off by Lu An's comment, and it seems that everyone has forgotten the stalk that was so fun before.

There was only one sentence left in my head.

Hello

I'm an official.

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Set the bowls.

Thank you for your continued support.

Hello, I'm Hit the Street.

This is the only chapter that has not changed a single word.