"What's the killer thing?"

Huang Dan whispered in confusion, and suddenly thought of something, a touch of red light climbed up his cheek, the woman Shi Yunsong liked, wasn't she it?

"This nasty guy is taking advantage of me!" Huang Dan looked at Xu Yan with disgust, but saw that he had already finished settling the account and left, and when he was about to go out, he smiled at her.

Huang Dan grinded her teeth and waved her fist demonstratively, the little woman was full of taste, although she was ridiculed by Xu Yan, but strangely, she was not angry.

……

Xu Yan walked into Tunghai University, although he was reluctant to enter the campus again, let alone go to class again, because he would inevitably meet Ruhua again, but in order to get close to the target Zhang Xiaoxiao, in order to successfully complete the task, he could only bite the bullet.

Xu Yan walked along the campus with the flow of people, and suddenly heard someone calling him behind him, he followed the sound to look, but saw a boy wearing glasses, panting and chasing after him.

Xu Yan stopped and looked at the person carefully, but saw that he was of medium height, with triangular eyes, and his appearance was quite abstract, he had the impression that this person was also a student of bioengineering, and his name seemed to be Wei Suo.

"Lewd?"

"Yes, yes, I'm Wei Suo, I didn't expect you to remember my name!" As soon as he heard Xu Yan call out his name, Wei Suo suddenly became excited.

"Nonsense, I can't remember your name, I must remember your abstract face!" Xu Yan rolled his eyelids and muttered in his heart, but he was curious: "What are you looking for me?" ”

"I want to worship you as a teacher!" Wei Suo said loudly.

"Worship me as a teacher?"

Facing Xu Yan's puzzled gaze, Wei Suo nodded heavily and said firmly: "That's right." I want to worship you as a teacher and learn to pick up girls with you! ”

said that he didn't give Xu Yan a chance to speak. Gu Gu said to himself: "You are the one I have ever seen, the most powerful pickled girl." is also the highest realm, I must worship you as a teacher. ”

"You're funny in the head!" Xu Yan rubbed his nose and reprimanded angrily, Wei Suo's compliment not only did not make him feel happy, but on the contrary, it touched his sore spot, saying that he was a good pickle, isn't this a slap in the face, if he is a good pickle, how can he be rejected by the school flower? How could he not be able to get close to Zhang Xiaoxiao for a long time?

"Master. You... You see, how did you do it? Wei Suo looked at Xu Yan in shock, looking like his secret had been seen through.

That exaggerated acting skills, of course, couldn't fool Xu Yan, he rolled his eyelids and said, "If you have something to say, get out of here!" ”

"Master, I really want to worship you as a teacher, I want to learn the skills of picking up girls with you. What I say is true. Wei Suo said: "Master, I have seen everything in the western restaurant before, you just transferred to the first day. stepped on Shi Yunsong and soaked in the school flower Huang Dan, such pickling skills. It's simply amazing, and it can be called a contemporary love saint. ”

"Of course. The most powerful thing is still the realm of Master. You strive for perfection in your pickling skills, and the pursuit is not only to pick up beautiful women and school flowers, but also to challenge yourself, to soak school flowers, and to soak like flowers.

Hearing the mention of this product like a flower, Xu Yan suddenly had a black line in his head, and his gaze at Wei Suo suddenly became unkind, isn't this which pot is not opened and which pot is not mentioned?

He was not happy in his heart, and naturally he would not let Wei Suo be happy, and when he passed by a holly bush, he suddenly stopped and stood in front of the holly bush and stared.

"Master, what are you looking at?" Wei Suo leaned in curiously.

When Xu Yan came up, he pressed his neck, hooked his toes on his left leg, and threw him directly into the holly bush, clapping his hands and walking away.

Oops!

Wei Suo groaned and got up, calmed down, and saw that Xu Yan had gone away, so he hurriedly chased after him, shouting while chasing: "Master, wait for me!" ”

"Master, why did you throw me into the holly bushes?" Wei Suo caught up with Xu Yan and asked suspiciously.

Xu Yan rolled his eyelids, why did he throw him into the holly bush, of course, this pot of goods is not opened, but he didn't say that, seeing Wei Suo's dazed face, he rolled his eyes and said, "Guess? ”

"Master, are you testing me?" Wei Suo asked, and seeing Xu Yan's acquiescence, he suddenly cheered up and thought about it seriously.

After thinking about it for a moment, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he said, "I understand, Master, you want to tell me that women are like flowers, and before you can learn to pick up girls, you must first really drill flowers, right?" ”

Xu Yan stared at Wei Suo in surprise, he was shocked by this guy, he made a casual move, this thing can give such an explanation, talent!

"Clever!" Xu Yan gave a thumbs up and did not hesitate to praise.

"Master, have I passed the test, have you decided to take me as an apprentice?"

"Let's talk about it!"

…

The two chatted while walking, and soon came to the teaching building, just at this time the class bell rang, Wei Suo's face suddenly became bitter when he heard it, and said: "Master, this is an old pedant's class, he hates others being late the most, or we won't go, otherwise we will definitely be punished for standing!" ”

"Don't follow if you're afraid of the penalty station!" Xu Yan didn't care if he went or not, but when he said this, he still wanted to go in!

Seeing that he didn't listen, Wei Suo hesitated for a moment and chased after him from behind.

When the two came to the outside of the classroom, Xu Yan was sticking to the corner of the wall, quietly looking in, and saw an old professor with gray hair, who was standing on the podium lecturing, his eyes flickered, and he had already thought of a way to get in.

"Master, I didn't lie to you, let's not go in, otherwise the old pedant will definitely punish us!" Wei Suo persuaded.

"Learn something!" Xu Yan whispered, waited silently, and after two or three minutes, when the old scholar turned to write on the blackboard, he walked into the classroom with his hands upside down.

Not long after he entered the door, the old scholar turned around after writing, and saw him facing the door, standing in place in a striding position, as if he wanted to slip away, and shouted: "Stop, what are you going to do during class?" ”

"Teacher, I have diarrhea and want to go to the bathroom!" Xu Yan turned around and covered his stomach and said.

"No! Go back to your seat! The old pedant snapped and gestured toward the classroom.

As soon as Xu Yan heard this, he turned around directly, swept his eyes, found that there was a vacant seat in the back row, and walked over with a swagger.

Wow!

Seeing Xu Yan enter the classroom in this way, all the students were in an uproar and were dumbfounded.

Wei Suo saw Xu Yan like this, and he was also surprised to grow his mouth, and after a while, his mouth closed, and he whispered in admiration, "Master is really a master, not only is it a good pickle, but it is also powerful in other places, it seems that I have a lot to learn!" ”

Wei Suo's eyes flickered, and he strengthened his desire to apprentice, and seeing that the old scholar turned to write again, he learned Xu Yan's appearance and walked into the classroom upside down.

When the old pedant finished writing, he turned around and saw him walking backwards towards the classroom, one step, two steps, three steps...

PS: Sorry, it's a bit stuck, the update is a little late! (To be continued.) )