Chapter 158: The Peach Blossom Girl Fights Zhou Gong
Because Li Chen only stayed in Elysium and waited, and many of the steps before this wedding were omitted, he only saw half of the last wedding, so he wouldn't know. really got a wedding in the Tang Dynasty, this poem, one after another.
Let's not talk about it, the groom led the team, and he came to greet his relatives. First of all, when the bridegroom wants to enter the door of the woman's house, he sings a hymn to open the door. The opening poem is not tight, and there will be a question and answer immediately, and the groom will report to his own house, and praise himself by the way.
The woman's family asked, who is the talent? The man began to boast about himself, saying that he had a thousand acres of good land, (on paper), went out to ride a BMW (hope), and he was born as heroic and extraordinary (parrots are not annoying, and other birds are very annoying. ), how to be romantic, (in a dream).
After the Q&A, you can read the opening poem. If you have the ability, you can make your own song, but if you don't have the ability, don't get married, and be a bachelor for the rest of your life? Of course not, there is no requirement to read the poem to be self-created, "Bai is Nanshan cypress, and it will be the door in the future." The door is long and there is a woman who is a temporary visitor. This is a very common poem that opens the door to the occasion. If the groom is so stupid that he can't read, the woman's house will not open the door.
In the next process, Li Chen was not present, I didn't see it, but it would be cool to see it. That's the beating of the bridegroom. The woman's relatives and friends, holding a wooden stick wrapped in linen cloth at the front, beat her son-in-law indiscriminately, shouting while beating, 'The son-in-law is a woman's dog, don't ask if you kill him.' ’
The groom can't be angry, let alone fight back, so he can only desperately dodge and beg for mercy. However, with so many people, if the groom suffers it, the marriage will not be concluded, and the groom will be directly carried to the hospital first. Therefore, those male servants had to stand up and accept this battle for the groom.
Well, Li Chen is useless, there are no conditions for implementation, not to mention that Yang Er does not have many female relatives and friends. Hit Shao Ze? If you can't beat it, you can get the order, and people are sparing their lives now, what if there are assassins mixed in. This step is omitted.
It's all right after the fight? No, you have to recite poems....faint, you have to recite poems after being beaten, but fortunately, the woman will send a pot of wine, suppress the shock, and the woman's relatives and friends will read "The wine is peach wine, and the envoy will be the king in the future, and he will be fortunate to drink it and prolong the spring of ten thousand years." ”
The bridegroom reads, 'The wine is peach wine, and the master will taste it first.' My sister-in-law no longer tasted it, and her wine was sprinkled on the south wall. The groom didn't give face, he spilled wine, the woman questioned, and the man said that there was a problem with the wine... Damn, it's so insidious, and the groom is drugged in wine.
It's too detailed, I won't lie to the number of words here, anyway, Li Chen didn't see it, and if you want to see it in the future, you have to wait for him to get married. Next, I still have to read the poem of opening the door, the ancient house, the yard is several falls, and the door is also. Go to the middle gate to read poems, and after the middle gate, there is a temporary man-made checkpoint, and recite poems.
After passing the checkpoint to the main hall, the door is locked, and you have to read. When I entered the main hall, no one ... At this time, I have to recite poems and hypnotic poems... Because at this time, the bride is putting on makeup. The hypnotic poem made by the Tang Dynasty poet Lu Chang just now is now in the right place.
Finally, the groom recited a hypnotic poem again, and the bride came out in the midst of the noisy shouting of the bridesmaids, which took people away? The beauty of thinking.
And recite the obstacle poem. Even if the bride is dressed up beautifully, it is separated by things, maybe a curtain, maybe a screen, otherwise a piece of cloth will block it, and if you don't recite poetry, you won't see it, and you won't be able to take the bride.
After reading several poems, I finally got through the obstacle and took the bride away, and you know the rest of it. The obstacle is coming. How can I say that I don't have more than ten or twenty poems in my stomach, and I am not even embarrassed to show up at the wedding, because even people have car barriers.
The obstacle boy finished the auspicious words, and then sang hymns, or bragged hard. I'm talking about how powerful and amazing my obstacle is.
The bridegroom said, "Okay, you want obstacles, you have to take some unicorn horns, and the three legs get the golden crow, otherwise it is some rare objects, otherwise go back and play in the sand..."
The obstacle car is not happy, saying that you are bragging, in ancient times, you were so obstructed, and you didn't give things to pass. Okay, give it, don't give it, don't think about the round house today. When you think about it, the whole wedding process is almost a braggadocio conference.
"Uncle, why didn't you see a tent last time?" Suddenly, a small voice pulled Li Chen's distant thoughts back, and he was so habitually lowered his head that he was about to speak, only to remember that several children were all sent away.
That day, he asked Xiaohu to organize the children, not only ten in his family, but also eighty in the orphanage. The group was formed, and let the Paradise guys drive the donkey cart and send them to Barrel Bridge Town. Of course he wouldn't let the kids go alone, man, he sent them all out.
Li Chen shook his head, the child was not talking to him, but following an adult, and now there is no one around who can speak, no wonder he is so sensitive to the child's voice.
'Today there is a new house, so there is no hundred-child tent.' Take that kid to a big man. Looking at him, like a soldier, Li Chen's eyes flashed a trace of unbearability, and he immediately gritted his teeth and hardened his heart.
After reciting the poem of going to the fan, now they continue to follow the flow and send the bride and groom into the cave room. There are also rituals to be performed in the cave room.
Originally, it was supposed to kneel three times and bow nine times, one to worship the heavens and the earth, the sun, the moon and the stars, the second to worship the ancestors, and the third to worship each other. Then these three prostrations, each time you have to buckle three heads. Today, the intermediate link is completely exempted, and after worshipping heaven and earth, it is husband and wife worshipping each other.
As for the cave house, you may ask, what makes it so big? Can a group of people still go to the ceremony? The correct explanation is that the Tang people don't have a cave house at all, and they live in tents.
Qinglu is a cloth circle outside the room, a hundred sub tents, as a newcomer to get a new house, more or less a little shaded, the head is no longer empty. The surrounding concealment is also high. It will become like this, it is conceivable that it is also a legacy of the Northern and Southern Dynasties, and it was learned from the tents of the Hu people.
Now on the third floor of the Qinglou, Yang Erde's room was originally crowded into a lot of people. It was temporarily used as a new house, and a crowd of people rushed in. There is some etiquette at the end.
First, let the bridegroom and bride sit side by side, and then the tent is sprinkled. Sprinkle some grains, dried fruits, money, etc. on the bed and on the bride and groom. It is rumored that this custom is handed down during the period of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, Mrs. Li first arrived, the emperor welcomed into the account, and the palace people scattered five-color concentric flowers and fruits, the emperor and his wife were prosperous with clothes, and the clouds were many and there were many children. While sprinkling, they also sang the song of the tent. This is really a song, not a poem.
After spilling the account, you will have to eat prison food... Correction, same prison meal. Fu Xiang thought, "A pair of the same prison plate, in the future, the second official, for the sake of the word, around the tent three rounds." Then they came across a bowl of rice from the same prison and fed it to the bride and groom.
Then it's time to drink a glass of wine, which can also be called a joint wine. But it's not like it's on TV, why two people hold a cup, and then their arms want to go around each other's arms and drink the wine, is it better than wrist strength? It's just a matter of drinking and getting what you get.
Traditionally, you should take a small scoop and cut it in half to make a wine glass. Now, the prime minister took two small marigolds instead, and let a pair of boys and girls hand them to the newlyweds.
Then, scissors were offered, and a strand of hair was cut from the bride and groom, tied up with red thread, and put into a bag of tips, which were not usually used to hold Zhuge Liang's tricks. The bag will be kept by the bride to symbolize the harmony of the husband and wife, and the eternal union is the same heart, which is the knot. Finally entered the high court...
'The treasure path on the mountain is very prosperous, and there are two phoenixes behind the shirt. Cover the crotch and double sleeves, and the clothes are put into the suitcase. When the hair was finished, the matter was finished, and the bridegroom began to take off his clothes, singing a poem. But it is symbolic, the bridegroom takes off his auspicious clothes, changes into new clothes, and sits down to wait for the bride.
The groom's side is simple, the bride is in trouble, and the bride has to undress, of course, either really stripping, or removing the decoration on the head, so that it is convenient to comb her hair. The bridal tiara can be complicated, and what's even more troublesome is...
'Pupu has a flower, two sideburns, less sideburns are good, no need to cover it with a hat. This is to go to the hat to confuse the poem. Hat, a wig in ancient times, is similar to a headdress in modern wigs.
'A flower goes but a flower is new, the front flower is a fake flower after the flower is true, the fake flower has a flower bird, and the real flower is more flower pickers. The poem is to remove the ornamental flowers on the bride's head. It's troublesome enough, you have to sing a poem to go, and what's even more troublesome is that some of these things are borrowed, so you have to put them away carefully. Otherwise, there are only ten days to get married, and where can I prepare all kinds of things for the bride.
'In the month, the tree is tall, the branches are high and difficult to climb, and the tooth comb is temporarily borrowed, but the hairpin is returned. ''This is the palace of the king of Chu, and we have to meet tonight, with a dragon bun on my head and a red flower on my face. Both of them were done, and finally it was time to comb their hair. Comb the bride and groom with their hair and recite poems as they comb. Enough is enough, finally...
'The heavens intertwined with the woman crossed the river, and came to the world only for people, and the people on all sides always went away, from him and his wife to a new group. This poem is enough vernacular, driving people away. That's it, wrong, I still owe a song, and I have to close the door after driving people out, 'The palace people and jade girls are self-slimming, and the lady Heng'e is diving, and she wants to look at her appearance, so please ask others to be honest for the time being. Finally... It's over, it's tired enough, one poem after another, and it's absolutely crazy to be a modern person.
Li Chen walked out with the current, and before going out, he glanced at Xiaohong. Now that only Xiaohong and Yang Er are left in this room, Shao Ze is ready to toast. There is still a feast today, not just to take a wife.
In fact, the peach blossom girl fights Zhou Gong, and there is a bed battle in the end, not the kind of bed battle you think, but there is still a fire on the marriage bed, a tiger. To avoid the tiger, the bride or groom must not be left alone in the room.
When everyone in the room was gone, and there were only two left, Yang Er and Xiaohong both moved, acting according to Li Chen's plan, Xiaohong took out two pieces of paper in the dowry, and pasted them on the doors and windows, Yang Er also quickly groped in the room, and after finding something, his face showed joy.
If you want to ask about this plan, the name of the plan is, 'Peach Blossom Girl Fights Zhou Gong.' ’。 (To be continued.) )