How can you get a cat to eat chili?

It has been said that you can rub chili peppers on your cat's buttocks, and when the cat feels hot, it will lick the chili peppers off itself and be excited to do so.

Next, what Guo Ye has to do is to smear chili peppers on the cat's buttocks!

Guo Ye said: "Yuanhai Ziqi, the city lord of Gao asked his brothers to arrest you, not because he wanted your life, but because he wanted you to promise a few things!" ”

Yuan Haizi tilted his head and said, "I don't agree!" No matter what he Gao Xinde wants to do, I won't agree! ”

Guo Ye said: "Why bother? As the saying goes, it's better to die than to live. Although you are physically disabled, don't you have a lot of glory and wealth to enjoy? Why seek death? ”

Yuan Haizi laughed sharply a few times and said, "How is it?" Gao Xinde, that bastard, he's scared, right? My Yuanhaizi died at his hands, can his life be better? I can't imagine that I can pull a cushion back when I am dying, happy! Joyfully! ”

This guy has made it clear that oil and salt are not entering, and he is bent on seeking death!

Guo Ye ignored him and said to himself: "I'll talk about these things first, think about it, it's not a matter for you!" ”

Yuan Haizi sneered twice and was silent.

Guo Ye continued: "The first thing is that the 10,000 official slaves you are in charge of, the city lord Gao plans to sell them all, I hope you can agree." The second thing is that the Jingguan of Skull Mountain really affects the relationship between Goguryeo and the Tang Dynasty. The High City Lord wants to destroy Skull Mountain, and I ask you to convince your Yuan family not to get in the way. ”

Official slave ...... Jingguan ...... Post......

A flash of lightning flashed in Yuan Haizi's mind, and said, "I understand, you are not sent by Gao Xinde, you are the envoy from the Tang Dynasty!" ”

Guo Ye smiled and said, "Now you can see if it's too late." Yes, I am Guo Ye, the prince of Pingyang County of Datang. You Yuanhai Ziqian brutally killed tens of thousands of my Huaxia children, and now, do you still want to live? ”

Yuan Haizi was not afraid, and said, "Hmph, if you really want me to die, there won't be so much nonsense." I'm dead, and when the news spreads, none of the 10,000 official slaves will survive! I'll exchange them for 10,000 at a time, this deal is a good deal, hehe......"

Guo Yedao: "Yuanhai Ziqi, don't you want to die? Why are you threatening me again......"

Yuan Haizi said: "Since you are all Tang people, then I am afraid that the things that I have no eggs are all lies." Since this matter hasn't been leaked yet, why should I die? ”

His brain is spinning so fast!

Guo Yedao: "Want to live? Easy to do! I agreed to both of the two I just said. Naturally, we'll let you go! ”

Yuan Haizi said: "Even if I agree, it doesn't count, Gao Xinde...... I understand, Gao Xinde is in the same group as you! ”

Guo Ye was happy to think about it over there, and said, "That's right, the city lord of Gao has abandoned the darkness and turned to the light and returned to my Tang Dynasty!" ”

Yuan Haizi sneered and said: "Although Gao Xinde and I have never been on good terms, I still know him as a person. Return to the Tang Dynasty? Joke. With his little courage, he dares to rebel? I think you smashed him with money! ”

Guo Ye pretended to be embarrassed and said, "I can't imagine that Yuanhai Ziqi is really a character, I can think of this." Yes, who can have a grudge against money? Yuanhai Ziqi, if you agree to this matter. After the matter is completed, I Guo Ye also have a heavy gift! ”

Yuan Haizi said: "Heavy gifts? I haven't paid back my 200,000 yuan ticket yet? Hurry up and pay it back! ”

Guo Ye said: "As long as you finish what I entrusted you to do, your 200,000 yuan will naturally be returned to you." And Guo also has a big gift! ”

Yuan Haizi sneered: "I'm not Gao Xinde, I haven't seen gold. I have a wide range of ways to get money, and you want to buy me? It's not that easy! In other words, he can actually be bought, but the price is different from Gao Xinde's.

Guo Ye said: "It's not money. It's a treasure! Pack as you like! ”

At the mention of treasures, Yuan Haizi became interested and said, "What treasures?" ”

Guo Yedao took out a ninety-nine ascending immortal pill and said, "Aren't you Yuanhai Ziqi without eggs?" As long as you eat it, you can enjoy the love of men and women again! ”

At this time, Guo Yezhen poked at Yuanhai Zi's weakness, and suddenly shouted excitedly: "You said that this elixir can regenerate my thing?" ”

Guo Ye said vaguely: "This is my ancestral elixir, called the Ninety-Nine Ascending Immortal Pill, after eating ninety-nine eighty-one pills, the immortals have made it." How much more about the regeneration of a broken body? ”

Guo Ye's words are reliable, isn't it reliable? It's just unreliable. As long as he is a normal person, he will not be deceived. It's very simple, if this pill is so good, why doesn't Guo Ye take it? If he eats it, he will be able to become an immortal, and he still needs to grind his teeth here with Yuan Haizi?

However, Yuan Hai Ziqi is not a normal person, and he dreams of being able to get his eggs back. Now Guo Ye's words have become a lifeline for him, even if there are some unreasonable points, it is reasonable for Yuanhai Ziqi to automatically make up for it.

Yuan Haizi said: "Okay, I promise you, you give me this Ninety-Nine Ascending Immortal Pill!" ”

Guo Ye took the Ninety-Nine Ascending Immortal Pill back and said, "I said it, after the matter is completed, there will be a big gift!" You haven't done anything yet, why do you have to get paid? ”

Yuan Haizi sneered: "After the fact? After the deed was completed, the officials and slaves all returned to Datang, and you also transported the bones of Skull Mountain. When the time comes, what should you do if your surname Guo pats his ass and leaves, and he doesn't admit it? You are the Qincha of the Tang Dynasty, can I still go all the way to the Tang Emperor to reason with you? Without further ado, give me that Ninety-Nine Ascending Immortal Pill! ”

Guo Ye said: "If I give you the Nine-Nine Ascending Immortal Pill now, what if you don't do anything at that time?" I don't have a problem with you! ”

Yuan Haizi said in his heart, as long as I eat this Ninety-Nine Ascending Immortal Pill, I don't want to fight for the 200,000 yuan, and I have to mess things up for you!

Thinking so in his heart, what Yuan Haizi said in his mouth was arrogant, and said, "Who is my Yuan Haizi?" Is there a time when words are not words? You don't have to spend the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain. surnamed Guo, you have to understand, now you are begging me, you can only choose to believe in my character! ”

Guo Ye reluctantly handed over the Nine-Nine Ascending Immortal Pill into the hands of Yuanhai Ziqi, gritted his teeth and decided: "Since this is the case, Guo will believe you once!" I bet! ”

Yuan Haizi took the Nine-Nine Ascending Immortal Pill, threw the Ninety-Nine Ascending Immortal Pill into his mouth at once, chewed it a few times, swallowed it, and said, "It's a little sweet, and it's not very delicious." Guo Ye, your ninety-nine ascending immortal pill doesn't work? ”

Guo Ye breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that Yuanhai Ziqi had eaten the Ninety-Nine Ascending Immortal Pill and said, "Yuanhai Ziqi, aren't you afraid that this is poison?" ”

Yuan Haizi sneered: "Kill us or use poison? Why don't you just take a knife and cut us down? ”

Guo Yexin said, letting you eat this nine-nine liter immortal pill is even more enjoyable than cutting you with a knife! I'm going to give you a taste of a thousand cuts, and you cut yourself by yourself, and the taste must be extraordinary! You're just waiting to enjoy!

After a while, the effect of the medicine came up, and Yuan Hai Ziqi began to dance, Guo Ye didn't want to see the disgusting appearance of this dead eunuch, and walked out.

Two hours later, Guo Ye saw Yuanhai Ziqian again. At this time, Yuanhai Ziqian had a satisfied smile on his face, and said: "Guo Ye, you didn't lie to us, you really let us taste the love of men and women again." No, this taste is better than the love of men and women, and today we understand what it means to want to die. But we can also see that this thing can't regenerate that thing in our house, right? “

Guo Yedao: "You want that thing, don't you just want to enjoy the love of men and women?" With the Ninety-Nine Ascending Immortal Pill, what else do you want that thing for? ”

Yuan Haizi laughed and said, "Not bad, not bad." Guo Ye, you're right. However, you only gave us one of these ninety-nine ascending immortal pills, which is really too little. If you want us to do something for you, you have to give me the prescription! ”

Guo Ye sank his face and said, "Prescription? You think beautifully! Yuanhai Ziqi, if you obediently listen to Uncle Guo's words in the future, you will be able to enjoy this feeling of wanting to die again. If you don't obey, you won't have to think about this Ninety-Nine Ascending Immortal Pill in the future! ”

Yuan Haizi snorted coldly and said, "It's still the same sentence, don't give a prescription, don't think about us doing something for you!" ”

Guo Ye smiled coldly and said, "Since this is the case, you should think about it!" Hopefully, tomorrow morning, you'll be able to stick to your current thoughts! ”

For the Ninety-Nine Ascending Immortal Pill, Guo Ye is still full of confidence, as long as Yuan Hai Ziqi eats a pill, he is not afraid that he will not comply. When the time comes, the drug addiction will kick in, but he can't help it.

The next morning, Guo Ye had just gotten up, and he planned to go to see if Yuanhai Ziqi's drug addiction had attacked.

But before he could go out, a guard ran over and shouted outside the door: "Pingyang County Prince, the big thing is not good, our pavilion is surrounded!" ”