The ancients liked to play the trick of 36497281108, but Wuda didn't let them get their wish, and planned to officially disturb the Liangshan 108 heroes.

I have to say that this is a very obscene idea, and it is also a very ambitious goal.

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Sun Erniang and his wife are on the cross slope in Mengzhou, and there are poems:

Under the big tree, under the cross slope, who dares to go there?

The fat ones are cut into steamed bun fillings, but the thin ones are put to fill the river.

Yanggu County is about 100 kilometers away from the cross slope, and after several days of running, Wuda and Wu Song finally arrived at their destination.

Under the big tree, in a dilapidated wooden house, a rag is hanging on a tree pole to waive in the wind, saying:

Cross Slope Inn.

As soon as the two of them arrived at the door, a woman with an outstanding demeanor twisted her sexy little waist and greeted her, smiling like a flower:

"Yo, where is the guest officer? Come and rest! ”

She wore a bright red silk skirt, wiped her face with rouge and lead powder, and opened her breasts, revealing the main waist of the pink gauze with a color of gold buttons.

Although he is middle-aged, his charm still exists.

Wu Da's eyes lit up, this must be the legendary Sun Erniang.

Without too much politeness, the two of them went directly into the house and found a fairly clean table to sit down, Sun Erniang asked delicately: "Two guest officers, there is good wine and meat in this store, and there are good steamed buns (referring to steamed buns) when you have a snack, I don't know what a few guest officers want?" ”

Wu Song waved his hand: "Don't ask how much, just come up, and count the printed money for you in a while." ”

"Guest officer!"

Sun Erniang went to prepare with a smile, but when she left, she was extremely vague, and glanced at Wu Da with a smile.

Wu Da's heart suddenly struck.

Before coming, I had already said that this trip was headed by Wu Song, and his unattractive Wuda was dressed up as a little guy in green clothes, and the reason why Wuda was also intentionally trying to exercise Wu Song.

If the tiger is locked in a cage all day long, Wu Da is afraid that it will wear down Wu Song's sharpness.

It's just that I don't know if this Sun Erniang saw the clue from somewhere, and actually glanced at Wu Da intentionally or unintentionally.

Wu Da didn't want to be like this, his face showed a slightly shy blush, and he seemed to be unable to hold back the thoughts in his heart, and secretly skimmed Sun Erniang's fat buttocks.

Sun Erniang stiffened, tightened her clothes, threw a wink, and swayed left and right.

In addition to the table of Wuda in the hall, there was another table of people who were two officials, one fat and one thin, scolding and swearing, full of foul language, as if they were extremely dissatisfied with their errands.

Wu Song shook his head slightly, indicating that he didn't care about it like a master.

Not long after, Sun Erniang brought food and a jar of good wine, made a few jokes casually, and left to flirt with the two officials.

Wu Song poured a sip of wine, beef in his left hand, and reached out with his right hand to take the bun, broke it and glanced at it, handed it to his mouth and chewed it slowly, and said, "It tastes good." ”

Wu Da breathed a sigh of relief, Wu Song's words meant that this bun was fine, it seems that the rumors are not credible, Sun Erniang is not selling human meat buns.

The two officials next to him were very different, not only verbally teasing Sun Erniang, but also rubbing oil with his salty pig hands.

Sun Erniang sneered and flirted with the official, the soft flesh on her chest swayed, and the people who were shaking were dizzy, and Wu Da was very worried about whether it would suddenly pop out.

Seeing that she didn't seem to care much, the official became more and more carried away, with a pig-like face, bold and unrestrained language, and he had to go to bed with Sun Erniang to fight for 300 rounds.

Wu Da stroked his forehead, speechless, there are still fewer souls under Sun Erniang? This official is looking for death.

Wu Song glanced at Wu Da, Wu Da nodded slightly, Wu Song quietly stuffed a hair in the bun, and shouted:

"Boss, how do you have hair in this bun? Could it be made of human flesh!? ”

The two officials were startled when they heard this, they were not very capable, but the amount of food was not small, and they didn't eat less steamed buns just now.

Sun Erniang straightened her clothes, her eyebrows were slightly sharpened, and she thought to herself that this rough man was here to make trouble? I'm not afraid of getting into trouble!

She walked over, glared at Wu Song with disgust, glued the hair in the bun, and said with a smile: "What did the guest officer say, how dare the little girl?" This strand of hair was obviously accidentally dropped into it by the slave family, so you don't have to blame it. ”

Wu Song didn't want to stop there, picked out another fingernail, and asked, "Could it be that you also fell into it?" That's not what a woman should have. ”

Sun Erniang glanced at Wu Song's big thick hand without a trace, and she already knew in her heart that this was clearly Wu Song's own, and he was looking for something.

But she is proficient in human affairs, of course, she will not break it here, but "oops" and said: "This must be my chef who accidentally fell into the stuffing, and you have too much heart, official." ”

After that, she also rested her little white hands on Wu Da's shoulders and gently kneaded them a few times.

Wu Da's face was very consciously blushing, looking like a ghost of the first brother.

Wu Song glanced at her, seemed to have something, and said with a smile: "Boss, your hands don't look like rough work......

Sun Erniang was shocked, but it was the two officials who didn't know whether they were alive or dead who relieved her:

"Of course, the hands of the boss lady are not rough work, and the beauty jade hand is happy, hahaha......"

Wuda is full of black lines, these two idiots!

Sun Erniang scolded a few words with a smile, simply sat down next to Wuda, and said angrily: "Yo, this little brother is so handsome, I don't know if the slave's big steamed buns are delicious?" ”

Wu Da pretended to be submissive and didn't dare to answer, Wu Song also learned badly, and he looked like he was watching a big show, and the two officials next to him who didn't know whether to live or die laughed and interjected: "Boss, I didn't expect you to be so good?" Our brothers can satisfy you too! ”

Sun Erniang put her hand on Wuda's shoulder, kneaded it a few times, and said with a smile: "You stinky men and old ladies are angry when they look at it, and the old lady likes little brother like this, new and tender and delicious." ”

After that, Sun Erniang licked her red lips, threw a wink at Wu Da again, and her whole body was pasted.

Obviously, Sun Erniang saw through Wu Da's tricks, and at this point, Wu Da no longer needed to hide his clumsiness, he smiled, pushed Sun Erniang away lightly, got up and said, "Boss, bring me two guest rooms." ”

Sun Erniang didn't care, she didn't get angry, and said with a smile: "Little brother has a lot of character." ”

Wu Da and the two followed Sun Erniang upstairs, and the two officials were slightly confused, obviously not understanding that a little guy dared to make decisions for his master.

Sun Erniang pushed open a guest room and asked, "Little brother, are you still satisfied?" ”

Wu Da looked at it a few times, although it was simple, but it was clean, so he nodded and walked in, and said, "Prepare one for my brother too, I'm going to rest, and I can't disturb if I have nothing to do." ”

Don't bother if you have nothing to do? This is obviously hoping that the proprietress will bother.

Sun Erniang smiled and took Wu Song to another room.

Cross Slope is in the middle of nowhere, and the surrounding area is quiet, and the sky quickly darkens.

Darkness struck, engulfing everything