"Maozi, sing one, just sing that little apple, just that little red face warms my heart and lights up the fire of my life, hurry up and sing!"

Mao Zi snorted, "I really can't, stop playing, open the door!" There was a voice of categorical refusal from inside, and Mao Zi had no choice but to say, then I'll change to sing a mouse and love rice! This will be a promised stop!

"Then I'll sing it, I love you like a mouse loves rice..."To be honest, this song is really not good, not all songs that are as ugly as Yang Chengang are as good as him! However, it is estimated that the people inside are also for fun, so when Maozi finished singing, there was also a sound of applause inside, "I didn't expect Maozi to sing well, I usually can't see it, do you want to come again?" “

Mao Zi will also let go, it is estimated that he will die if he thinks about what he is afraid of, so he sang another song, and after the two songs were sung, Mao Zimao said, "It's okay, if you don't open the door again, I'll come to repair the door tomorrow!" “

It seems that the inside is almost playing, "Okay, but don't worry, in the end, otherwise you will sing, ask you a question, you guessed, we will open the door immediately!" “

"Okay, you ask!"

"What style bra do you guess Megumi is wearing today?" After saying that, I couldn't laugh inside and outside the house.

Maozi "Change one, this is not easy to answer!" “

"That's not good, that's it, if you can't answer, don't let go!"

Mao Zi had no choice but to guess "lace, cotton...", it is estimated that Mao Zi usually doesn't care about this, and the answers were denied by the people inside, and he helplessly raised his innocent little face and asked for help, and the others didn't hurry to wave their hands, joking, who knows, but suddenly the vendor thought of something, leaned in Maozi's ear and asked him gently, and told him the answer after getting Maozi's nod.

"I didn't wear it today, and I used the chest sticker"

"Haha, I'll just say that someone can always guess it, congratulations on the right answer, wait a while, this will come out!"

However, the eyes of the people around him are different, and the goods hurriedly waved their hands, "Don't get me wrong, I saw Mao Zi's wedding photo, Mao Zi is wearing the same suit today as in his wedding photo, so I guess the bride is wearing the shoulderless wedding dress, so it's right!" “

A group of people quipped, "You deserve to be a seller of women's shoes, and you know a lot about women's things, but it's still a little useful at critical moments!" “

The door inside has just been opened a crack, and the alert two sons have opened the door with all their might, and we have a look, what are we waiting for, and regardless of the protests of the bridesmaids, we went in with Maozi "Maozi, hurry up and run!" “

Maozi rushed over to a princess hug, picked up Gu Shihui and ran out, the group of hawkers followed behind with the bridesmaids' flower fist embroidered legs on their heads, and the others couldn't take care of it, hurry up!

After going downstairs, the hawker rushed to the driver's seat, directly started the car to greet the two sons and the camera, the donkey also quickly jumped up, fortunately before the car turned around, it was still the hawker to take the head, the donkey helped the camera to fly the drone, a convoy was accompanied by crackling firecrackers to rush back, turned a hill, the donkey reminded the hawker to pay attention, someone blocked the road in front, sure enough, I don't know which thing is missing on the mountain road to drive a five-zero forklift across there, the back team saw the hawker stopped, and also stopped!

The hawker and the second child hurriedly went down to smoke, it turned out to be a worker in the mine, "Second child, today your brother married our mining flower, originally, we wanted to stop it at the time you came, but people said that it was not rude, so we had to stop it when you left, it seems that we attach importance to the bride!" ”

The second child nodded and said, "Brother, it should be, smoke and smoke!" ”

The workers took the cigarettes, "What about the cigarettes, we have to smoke them, and we have some joy, but we also have a request, you also know that we are all a group of rough people, and we don't like to listen to anything singing, since Maozi will be busy, then you, the help of the brothers, tell us an interesting joke, everyone is happy, and let you go!" ”

"Hey, brother, this must be there, you listen well, it is said that there is a year when Cao Cao coerced the Son of Heaven to order the princes to climb to the highest peak of power, so as soon as he was happy, he held a moon viewing party in Xuchang on August 15, Zhang Fei knew and went to play, and met Cao Cao's daughter in the city tower, Cao Cao's daughter gave Zhang Fei such a big circle, Zhang Fei thought about it, compared to such a big one, Cao Cao's daughter then made an OK gesture, and then Zhang Fei did Bruce Lee's classic index finger shaking action, The best Cao Cao's daughter bent down with her hands on her waist, and Zhang Fei waved her hand near her ear. ”

"After Cao Cao's daughter went home and saw Cao Cao, Dad, today I saw a handsome black guy riding a black horse, old handsome, I gave him a good full moon, he gave me a Pengcheng Wanli, I gave him a comparison of the Three Kingdoms, he gave me a comparison to dominate the world, and finally I gave her a goodbye, he waved goodbye to me, he waved goodbye to me, so handsome, Dad I like him!"

"After Zhang Fei went home, he saw Liu Bei, big brother, big brother, today I saw a girl who is old and beautiful, she gave me a comparison of her as big, I gave her a comparison of my so long, and then she said that he needed three times to be satisfied, I said I could do it in one time, and finally she asked me what to do if I was pregnant, and I said knock it out!"

"Hahaha, your name is not in vain, okay, you have passed, the brothers get out of the way of the forklift, let the newcomers go home!"

"Hey, thank you, brother, come and smoke a cigarette, goodbye!"

The miners drove the forklift to the side of the road, and the convoy answered the village all the way, and there were children running from afar to report the good news, and the convoy just arrived at the entrance of the village, and the firecrackers were lit!

Far away from the second child's house, I saw Uncle Gen Cheng with a big black face, smiling with only two rows of white teeth, and I don't know who wiped him with ash on the bottom of the pot, and the second child's mother was not spared, and when she saw the convoy coming back, she hurriedly greeted someone.

Uncle Gen Cheng said hello, the good guy who was smoking in the yard to help Hula all stood up and ran out, the second child knew that it was not good when he saw this posture, and pushed the car door and ran back to the wedding car to protect his brother, but his fists were hard to beat and four hands, Maozi was still dragged out of the car, and the person who was still wearing it just now looked like a dog, which would be stripped of only the pants, and the hawker who watched it was terrified, saying that if he was made like this at the wedding time, how could he live!

Mao Zi wore red pants and cried and laughed and hugged Gu Shihui and ran home, and a few bad boys threw them at his heels with cannons, which made it even more lively, Mao Zi jumped up and down with a head of ribbons on the wedding stage, and everyone let him go, the master of ceremonies took the microphone "Oh, it seems that the groom is very popular, come and stand up to the two newlyweds, I will ask the groom first, is the groom happy today?" ”

Maozi grinned "happy"

"Where's the pleasure?"

"Happy everywhere!"

"You can see that you have risen high in some places!"

Wow! The following is full of laughter, "Then let me ask the bride again, bride, are you excited today?" ”

"Excited!"

"What's exciting?"

"I don't know!" It seems that Gu Shihui was afraid that the master of ceremonies would play with her again, so she deliberately said that she didn't know!

"I don't know now, but I know at night, the bed will move!"

Swish! Everyone's eyes directly observed that Gu Shihui's face was red from head to neck, "Hehe, it seems that a team of newcomers is very shy, okay, I'll ask the groom's parents again, Uncle Niu, are you excited about this son's marriage?" ”

"Excited!"

"Uncle Niu, this is not serious, you can't "chicken" move your son marrying a daughter-in-law! ”

This master of ceremonies is so bad, the angry Uncle Gencheng wants to stand up and beat him, "It seems that Uncle Niu is really excited, but don't stand up, then let's ask the aunt again, the son of the aunt is married, are you happy?" ”

After understanding the emcee's cheapness, the second mother blushed and didn't speak, and the emcee didn't have a rut, "It seems that the eldest lady is embarrassed to answer this question, so let's continue to ask the bride and groom!" ”

"This time, let's ask the bride first, I heard that your hometown of Shuchuan is, right?"

"Hmm!"

"I heard that the girls there are very spicy and fast-talking, so now I'll teach you a tongue twister, you follow me to learn, listen to the red rooster tail is red, the black rooster tail is black,... Read it! “

It is estimated that Gu Shihui was excited, and a few very simple words were read by her as a red chicken....Everyone understands, Gu Shihui's face was already very red, and she was once again covered with a layer of red glow!

"It seems that the bride is really excited, then let's not play, now let's have something formal, listen, the groom is the young man next to me, are you willing to give your life's happiness to your right hand?"

The whole audience was stunned, and the master of ceremonies looked down, "Oh, there is still a page, give it to the woman on the right?" “

"Yes!"

"Would you be willing to do it if she asked you to do the housework?"

"Yes!"

"Do you pay your salary every month?"

"Yes!"

"What about a three during pregnancy?"

"Yes, oh, no!" Mao Zi came to his senses after being kicked by Gu Shihui, and quickly changed his words, and the hawker finally found out that the master of ceremonies was wilting, and he took advantage of the newcomer's excitement to catch a mistake.

"Okay, let's not play with you, and finally ask the groom to face everyone present and tell me out loud if you want two children?"

"Yes!"

"Have faith?"

"Yes!"

"Is it capable?"

"Yes!"

"Experienced?"

"Yes!" Wow......

But fortunately, the wedding finally went formal, the newlyweds exchanged rings, and then the woman changed her mouth and accepted the red envelope given by the second elder and went upstairs to rest.

The hawker and a few young people took a cigarette in their mouths, ran all over the yard with this tray, passed the vegetables and served the food, and did this work like this, always unable to eat the first stubble, only when the people were finished, and then let the chef make it from scratch and then eat, meet a generous person, the food on the plate is better than the guests, after all, there are many good things left, and the conditions are almost there, naturally it is almost, but I have not heard anyone complain, after all, they are all young people, unlike some old ladies, who have nothing to do all day long and chew their tongues shortly, why did the hawker hit Lao Huang at the beginning and did not dare to run, I'm afraid that this matter will be spread by the old ladies, and I still can't help but wash my ass and wait for jail, which Cheng wants to be a blessing in disguise!

PS: In the past two days, I have added more from time to time, and I am not sure how many times to add, because there is no broadband in my hometown, and what is even more depressing is that my telecom 4G will automatically fall back to my hometown 2G! So I can't upload it on my phone, so I'll try to send a few more chapters in the past two days!