Chapter 164: Names

"Good! is worthy of being a general under Xiang Yu, a duck, with a really hard mouth! I like it. Zhang Liang gave Ji Bu a thumbs up as he spoke.

Seeing Zhang Liang's yin and yang weird appearance, Ji Bu snorted coldly. "Do whatever you can! When grandpa is scared, you can't do it? "I said I wanted to give you a chance! I've always been a man of my word. Since you're so confident in your skills, let's compare them. If you win, send you away, if you lose"

Without waiting for Zhang Liang to finish speaking, Ji Bu preemptively said: "If grandpa loses, if you want to kill, you have to listen to the respect!" “

Hearing that the other party was so arrogant, Zhang Liang was extremely excited. "Good! That's what you said, I didn't force you. You pick, heads-up or fighting! “

Ji Bu was stunned when he heard this, and asked casually, "What does the beating mean?" I haven't heard of it. "It's like a group of people fighting. The means are arbitrary, and each depends on his ability. “

After listening to Zhang Liang's explanation, Ji Bu said confidently: "Then Lao Tzu chose to beat me, let me pick a few Chu army soldiers and teach you a good lesson!" When he had finished speaking, he got up and wanted to go out.

I saw Zhang Liang jump off and kick him, but before Ji Bu could react, he was kicked to the ground. Looking at Ji Bu, who had fallen to the ground, Zhang Liang immediately shouted to all the sergeants: "Fuck me and beat me to death!" He punched you, and you paid him back tenfold! “

The sergeants present couldn't bear it anymore, and as soon as they heard Zhang Liang's order, they swarmed up, some with their bare hands, and some picked up the wine jar and smashed it on Ji Bu. Zhang Yun was also not to be left behind, stepped forward, raised his foot and kicked the other party.

Poor Jibu was beaten up by a group of people, and even the best skills could not be used. "Zhang Zifang! You shameless man, you don't believe in your word! You said it was a siege! “

As soon as Zhang Liang heard the other party's shout, he hurriedly ordered the sergeant to stop. But when the sergeant stopped, he stepped forward and kicked him twice. "Why is Lao Tzu untrustworthy? Did Lao Tzu say that you should pick the Chu army? The beating is that a group of people are beating you up! Tell you, our Korean officers and soldiers are all hooligans, we all know martial arts, hooligans know martial arts; No one can stop it! “

At this time, Ji Bu was already covered in bruises, he struggled to support himself to sit up, and then stared at Zhang Liang angrily. "You are shameless, and you have the ability to compare yourself with Lao Tzu. I'm sure you'll be looking for teeth all over the floor! “

As soon as he heard the other party's shout, Zhang Liang hurriedly said to the sergeant: "Brothers, General Ji Bu is really heroic!" He's going to go head-to-head again, you know? “

The sergeants had already tacitly acknowledged, and when they heard Zhang Liang's question, they replied in unison: "Understand, he picks a group of us one by one!" "Then are you waiting for Mao?" As soon as Zhang Liang's words fell, the sergeants rushed forward again, and even the bandaged sergeant was fighting extremely hard. It's as if you want to double all your pain to the other party.

It was only after the sergeant fought for a while that Zhang Liang ordered everyone to stop. Looking at Ji Bu, who was already angry, Zhang Liang immediately turned to Zhang Yun and ordered: "Find a doctor to treat him, and Lao Tzu will come to clean him up tomorrow." I'm going to let him back away when he sees us Korean sergeants in the future! “

Everyone followed Zhang Liang out of the cellar together, and the sergeants at this time were all red-faced, and the sluggish mood just now had already been swept away. They are convinced that if you follow the horses, you will have meat to eat!

After dealing with Ji Bu, Zhang Liang returned to Shu'er's room alone. As soon as I entered, I saw a pair of beautiful women playing with a child's clothes. "What kind of children's clothes? Pretty cute. “

Zhi'er saw that Zhang Liang was back, and she still liked the clothes in her hand very much, so she hurriedly replied: "You like it, this is Sister Han's own doing." “

Hearing that it was Shu'er's craftsmanship, Zhang Liang hurriedly asked for it. After taking a closer look, he was surprised and said, "Emma! Heart, your craft is making rapid progress! It's a world away from fixing the patch for me at the time! “

Zhang Liang's praise was very harsh in Han Shu's ears. "Huh, what's wrong? Don't you like me sewing you well? Then you can go find someone else. “

Seeing that Shu'er was a little annoyed, Zhang Liang immediately took off his coat. I saw that Shu'er's patched shirt was actually worn by him all the time. His intention is very obvious, that is, to tell his heart and soul that the clothes she gives him are always close to him. "Oh, it turns out that this dress was sewn by Sister Han for her husband, no wonder her husband always wears it in the innermost." After Zhi'er finished speaking, she curled her lips, looking a little jealous.

When Han Shu saw that Zhi'er had a sense of jealousy, she hurriedly glared at Zhang Liang with her eyes. seems to be complaining that he shouldn't show his affection so unscrupulously, but his heart is already sweet. "What's wrong? Still jealous of my sister? If you want him to wear the clothes you made with your own hands, sew him an undergarment, and I will make sure he will wear it in the innermost part. “

Hearing Han Shu's persuasion, Zhi'er looked up at Zhang Liang, as if asking him if he would do what his sister said.

Zhang Liang nodded excitedly in response to Zhi'er.

Receiving her husband's response, Zhi'er regained her smile. Then he said to Han Shu: "Then sister, you teach me, I want to make a pair of wool underwear for my husband." “

When Zhang Liang heard that Zhi'er was going to make her own wool panties, he immediately stared at her with wide eyes. "Baby! Who have you seen wearing panties? Don't scratch it? "I don't care, you agreed, you have to wear it." "Yes, husband, since you promised your sister, you must do it!"

Looking at the two beauties singing and harmonizing, Zhang Liang suddenly felt that he was digging a pit to bury himself. He had nothing but helplessness and sighs.

Seeing her husband's embarrassment, Han Shu and Lu Zhi couldn't laugh anymore. After laughing, Zhi'er asked Zhang Liang again, "Husband, should you choose a few names for your child?" It's always good to prepare early. “

As soon as Shu'er heard that she was going to choose a name for the child, she said, "Boys and girls don't know yet, how to choose them?" ”

When Zhi'er heard this, she immediately smiled and said, "Don't be afraid, let the husband take the boy, we sisters want girls, don't you just do it." “

Hearing that he let himself choose a name, Zhang Liang became even more wilted. It's okay to let him think of a strategic countermeasure, but it's a big deal. Especially in ancient times, names and characters were very particular, and if you didn't get it right, you would be laughed at.

After thinking about it for a long time, but there was no result, in desperation, Zhang Liang had to ask the two wives: "What year is this year?" What is a child? He planned to start with the zodiac and let the two of them help him go through it together.

As soon as she heard Zhang Liang's question, Zhi'er immediately complained: "You are a father, and you don't even know your child's physiognomy." “

Zhang Liang scratched his head in embarrassment, and then replied: "Who can push out the year of BC." "It's the Year of the Goat, and I've asked others." Shu'er replied with a look of loss.

Seeing that Han Shu was a little sad, Zhi'er hurriedly asked, "What's the matter, sister, why are you unhappy?" Is it because the husband doesn't know the child's zodiac? “

Shu'er shook her head slightly, and then said slowly: "No, it's because I used to hear people say that sheep children are not good, and there are still ten sheep and nine imperfections." So I'm scared ......"

Hearing Shu'er's words, Zhang Liang immediately refuted: "Don't be stupid, this is all spread by some boring people." There are more celebrities who belong to sheep, and Cao Cao and Sima Yi are sheep. "Look at the two people you mentioned, one is a traitor and the other is a rebel." "What about Li Shimin? There are also Ouyang Xiu, and Grandpa Yue Feiyue, they are all sheep! “

Hearing that Yue Fei belonged to a sheep, Shu'er's eyes immediately flashed. "Really? Are they all sheep?"

Zhang Liang hummed heavily in response.

After receiving an affirmative answer, Shu'er smiled and stroked her abdomen, and said, "I don't want him to be like Yue Fei and Ouyang Xiu in the future, as long as he is safe." ”

A mother's expectation for her child is always that he wants him to be safe and happy. This is motherly love.

Seeing that Shu'er was no longer afraid of the child's sheep, Zhang Liang said casually: "Since it is a sheep, then you have to find a good omen." The idiom of Sanyang Kaitai is very good, and this three words are knowledgeable, don't people often say that three or three constantly? ! ”

As soon as she heard that Zhang Liang wanted to use three words, Zhi'er followed and exclaimed, "Huh? Husband, you don't want to call baby Zhang San, do you......"

As soon as Shu'er heard this name, she immediately looked at Zhang Liang aggrievedly. She really can't imagine what will happen if her child is called Zhang San, will it be possible to find Li Si to be friends in the future?!

Zhang Liang looked at Zhi'er who was struggling to speak, and replied helplessly: "Baby, what are you anxious about, I haven't finished talking yet." This little baby is the crystallization of me and my heart, and we conceived him in Fengyi. Therefore, add another Feng word, Feng Zi has the meaning of harvest. That's a good sign. “

Shu'er thought about Zhang Liang's words repeatedly, but when she connected the three words together, she couldn't stop smiling bitterly. "You want to call the child Zhang Sanfeng?"

Zhang Liang was looking for some words with good signs, but he never thought that they would be Zhang Sanfeng's three words together. However, the words had already come out, and he couldn't refute his face, so he had to reply stubbornly: "Ah, isn't it bad?!" I think that's okay. “

Looking at Zhang Liang, who didn't even have the confidence to speak, Zhi'er was completely powerless to complain. She walked to Zhang Liang's side gently, and then grabbed his sleeve complainingly and said, "Husband, I was wrong. I shouldn't have made you think of a child's name, it's so brain-dead. You sit down and rest, I'll have someone give you a hot meal, you better eat. “

At this time, Zhang Liang suddenly had a trace of inexplicable sadness, looking at his heart and baby looking at his eyes, it was clearly like looking at a huge rice bucket. He wanted to say something more, but he gave up.

Han Du took the child's name at night, but his IQ was really not good; Sanyang Kaitai is rich in grains, and at this time silence is better than sound (to be continued.) )