What is happiness?

This is a matter of opinion, and different people have different understandings and definitions.

Cats eat fish, dogs eat, and bumpy man has little monsters to fight, which is a kind of happiness. Of course, Xu Yan doesn't like to eat fish, let alone ****, and he has no interest in fighting small monsters, and his happiness is obtained through comparison.

I don't care how much I have accomplished, I don't care how much money I have, I only care about the comparison with others, when Luo Yifei eats steamed buns and he has nothing, he feels that he is not as happy as Luo Yifei, when Luo Yifei has steamed buns to eat, and he has baked cakes and meat to eat, he feels that Luo Yifei is happy... In the same way, everyone stood on the playground stupidly in the middle of the night, sleepy like the second grandson, and he could lie in the warm bed, he felt very happy.

Therefore, Xu Yan was lying on the bed, his head against the pillow, and the familiar smell came from his breath, which was full of happiness.

……

Compared with his happiness, the scouts and other people were dumbfounded, and they were urgently assembled in the middle of the night, if they wanted to say that there were no complaints, it must be false, but the military order was difficult to disobey, and they could only obediently assemble, of course, a burst of grumbling was indispensable.

"What's the matter, why did you suddenly gather urgently in the middle of the night?"

"I don't know, it should be to train our emergency response ability."

"In the middle of the night, suddenly come out like this, isn't this a toss!"

The crowd talked, quickly patted the queue, and waited for further instructions...

What they didn't know was that there were no further instructions behind it, because there was nothing but them lined up in a neat queue on the playground. There was no one else, and the company commander Tang Jue seemed to be afraid of scaring everyone. The hateful black face did not appear in front of everyone, nor did they shout orders such as "ten kilometers of armed cross-country" at everyone.

Ten seconds passed. Twenty seconds passed, half a minute passed ...

Tang Jue did not appear for a long time, and everyone was surprised at the beginning, and gradually began to doubt.

"What's going on, company commander?"

"I don't know, I didn't see it when I came."

"Who notified the emergency gathering?"

"I was the first to come to the playground, and I didn't see anyone there."

"This shouldn't be, in the past, when the emergency was assembled, the company commander always kept a straight face. Pinching the time, he was timing us on the side, why is it today... Could it be that the sun is rising in the west? ”

"I don't think the sun is rising in the west, it's that we've been fooled."

"You're saying the company commander deliberately tricked us."

"Stupid you, does the company commander need to be so sneaky?"

"You mean..."

"We've been tricked!"

Everyone exchanged heads and ears, and after a short period of communication, everyone quickly understood that they and others must have been tricked.

Yes!

The howl of wolves came and went, and it rang out constantly in the playground. Many people scolded, "Uncle, it's too much, don't let me know who did it." Otherwise, I won't be able to get around him! ”

A group of people scolded and returned to the dormitory, one by one angry. I hate that prankster.

In the middle of the night, the emergency assembly call was sounded. Waking everyone out of their sleep is even more hateful in itself. What's even more odious is that it was not the troops who woke up to inform everyone of the training, but someone played a prank.

"It's too much, to play this kind of prank." Lu Xiaolin said angrily, and walked back to the dormitory with everyone, his eyes swept around, but he didn't see Xu Yan's figure, and couldn't help but doubt: "Xu Yan didn't come, it shouldn't be him who did it!" ”

"Nine times out of ten, it's him." As soon as he heard Lu Xiaolin's reminder, Luo Yifei immediately agreed, "This kind of thing is also capable of this thing, this guy has never been able to suffer a little loss, he was ridiculed and ridiculed like that before, he must have been ready to retaliate." ”

"I was still strange before, why did he suddenly change his character, and he didn't reply when he was ridiculed and ridiculed, it turned out that he was waiting here!"

"Let's go, go back and pack him up!"

……

Two rows and three shifts.

Xu Yan lay comfortably on the bed, listening to the wolf howl from the playground, listening to the footsteps and complaints outside, his heart was like being smeared with honey, and the happiness in his heart was about to overflow.

"Hmph, this is the end of ridiculing my brother, see if my brother doesn't play you to death." The corners of Xu Yan's lips twitched, and he whispered, hearing the voices of Luo Yifei and others outside, his eyes rolled, and he closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep.

Bang!

The next moment, the door was kicked open from the outside.

Luo Yifei and others rushed in, and gathered in front of Xu Yan, "Xu Yan, you did a good thing!" ”

Xu Yan sat up in surprise and pretended to ask, "What are you doing!" ”

"Xu Yan, you don't pretend to be confused, what do we want to do, you don't know?" Luo Yifei sneered, stepped forward and asked: "In the middle of the night, blow the emergency assembly number and trick us into gathering, but you are sleeping here, don't you think it's too much to do this." ”

"What an emergency rend, you don't squirt people with blood..."

What kind of person is Xu Yan, what he is best at is quibbling, as soon as Luo Yifei's voice fell, his words were waiting in the back

, not only directly denied the matter, but also said backwards: "Okay, you guys, there is an emergency assembly, you don't call me, you want to make me ugly, God is pitiful, I don't know which second master did the right thing for the sky, played you a trick, and let me survive." ”

it!

A group of people were dumbfounded, they were shameless by Xu Yan, stimulated and unwanted, what is called reversing black and white, what is called shameless, Xu Yan in front of him is...

Seeing that everyone was angry and looked like they were going to do it, Xu Yan raised his eyebrows and said: "What are you doing, if you can't say me, do you want to do it!"

A group of people were squeezed by his words, and it was not easy to step forward for a while, several people looked at each other for a while, and Luo Yifei broke the deadlock, he sneered and said: "I don't want to admit it, I'm not afraid that you won't admit it, you are rejected by a woman, and you want to jump off the building if you are looking for death and life, and you have a big embarrassment, and you are sarcastic and sarcastic by everyone, you have a grudge..."

"I repeat it again, I didn't look for death and life, let alone jump off the building, it was the big year that hit me down..."Xu Yan distinguished, pouted: "I Xu Yan showed talent, there are more women who pursue me, I hook my fingers, I don't know how many women, crying and begging to be my girlfriend, I will give up a forest for a tree?" What a joke! ”

Vomit!

Xu Yan's shameless words caused everyone to pout, and Luo Yifei even vomited.

"What kind of expression do you have, don't you believe me?"

"If we want us to believe it, you can prove it to us."

"Prove it, tomorrow you will keep your eyes open!"

As a result, a group of people were taken into the ditch by Xu Yan, completely forgetting to question Xu Yan, and instead entangled in the question of his charm and whether there would be a woman looking for him tomorrow.

What's even more incredible is that when everyone asked Xu Yan the next morning, there was really a woman looking for Xu Yan!

ps: Happy Valentine's Day, everyone, the update is a little late, and Xu Yan will have a Valentine's Day on Valentine's Day, guess who is coming, hehe! (To be continued.) )