Chapter 12: Mistaken Bread
In the morning, the hawker pulled Xie Hongjun, who was clinging to him like an octopus, and Xie Hongjun opened one eye and glanced at the hawker, "Why do you get up so early and can't sleep?" ”
The peddler shook his head, put his arms behind his head, and touched the head of the bed to light a cigarette "I'm thinking about who I'm going to see next"
Xie Hongjun knew that the peddler wanted to wake up the emperor, and then put together the mahjong table, "Then tell me about the situation when you saw Zhu Yuanzhang and Erzhao, I also want to know what the three emperors are."
The peddler told Xie Hongjun about Zhu Yuanzhang not starting a business yet, and Erzhao Gang becoming the CEO, Xie Hongjun was a little pensive after listening, "How do I feel that there is a law here?"
The peddler looked down and said, "What pattern?" ”
"You see, Zhu Yuanzhang is still honestly a monk, and Er Zhao has just become the CEO, according to this guess, the longer the emperor reigns, the longer he should be."
The peddler was stunned, "yes, hey, if you say so, is Qin Shi Huang about to hang up?" ”
Xie Hongjun nodded, "There is this possibility"
"I'll go" The vendor violently lifted the quilt, which caused Xie Hongjun to exclaim, and the hawker bared his teeth, "What kind of cover is it, it's an old husband and wife."
After finishing speaking, the hawker suddenly thought of a question, so he sat cross-legged on the bed, Xie Hongjun pouted, his right index finger clasped his thumb, and pia flicked the hawker's vital point!
The hawker hurriedly covered "What are you doing?" ”
"Don't do it, let's see if there's any reaction"
This girl, the vendor moved back, "Hongjun, I have a problem, you can help me solve it"
"What's the problem?"
"That's right, this thing is the Soul Attracting Pill..... so you can help me figure out how to solve the habit of these ancients who loved to test medicines."
"It's not simple, you buy a box of chocolates, and then burn them, and put a few balls together according to the shape of the Soul Attracting Pill, whoever wants to test the medicine you give him a chocolate."
The peddler was stunned, "Is this okay?" ”
"Then what do you think, of course you feel bad taste, and it is also a way to add some flavor to it"
"Okay, I'll try" The vendor then got up and stole a box of the twins' snacks, went to the kitchen to find the cook to help him refine the chocolate and make it into a new ball, looking at the chocolate balls made by the chef, the vendor really couldn't tell the real from the fake for a while!
In order to avoid mistakes, I had to remake a few more boxes, and put three squares in them, the one facing the inner edge of the edge is real, and the others are fake!
After all this, the vendor scolded a few naughty children in the yard for a while, and then drove the van to prepare to leave, and it was a real headache to have more children!
With a headache for the child, the hawker crossed the door with the word Qin written on it, and as soon as he went out, the hawker heard a deafening crashing sound of "Dong..."!
Damn, this is the most exciting time I've ever crossed, and the peddler watched a big iron bone with a chain crash into the front windshield of the car!
Out of instinct, the peddler crossed his hands to protect his face, then remembered that his car was invincible, lowered his arms, and began to see what was happening!
Before the hawkers could react from the shock of the impact, thousands of terracotta warriors and horses gathered around them, looking at these mobile versions of the terracotta warriors, the hawkers knew that they had definitely found the right place!
The terracotta warriors and horses copied the long and short knives and pointed at the van, "Where are the monsters, quickly tie up and capture"
The peddler rolled down the window a little and shouted outside, "Don't get me wrong, I'm here to find your first emperor."
"It turned out to be a person, I thought it was a monster, but you said that you were looking for the king, you are looking for the king, say, are you in the same group as the assassin just now?"
"Assassins? Oh, you mean you just threw the iron lump, I don't know it, if I did, would I still use my car to help the First Emperor block it?"
The leader of the terracotta warriors nodded, "What you said is true, but your appearance is too weird, wait here first, wait until we catch the assassin, and then prove your innocence"
"Then I wish you all caught the assassin sooner, by the way, buddy, where is this?"
The terracotta warriors and horses replied angrily "Bolangsha"
"Bolangsha? How is it so familiar? Then the hawker slapped his thigh,, he finally knew who he was blocking the gun for, it was Zhang Liang, the kid, who picked up people and broke shoes, Lao Huang wanted to find one like that at the beginning, but later found that the times had changed, so he found himself!
Unexpectedly, when he arrived in the Qin Dynasty, he met a guy who had seen immortals like himself, and said that it was too late and that it was fast, and the hawker's sense of justice immediately came, and he decided to help these terracotta warriors and horses to catch Zhang Liang, this kid. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Waving to the terracotta warriors outside the car, the vendor handed him a tweeter "Dude, come over and give you something fun"
The terracotta warriors took the horn, "What's that?" ”
The peddler turned on the switch and shouted at the reeds in the distance, "Zhang Liang, you bastard, you have the ability to smash Lao Tzu's car, you have the ability to come out to see Lao Tzu, you unseeded guy, and what kind of Canghai Lix, you fool, you smash Lao Tzu's car with all your might, Lao Tzu Nyima"
After finishing speaking, the hawker pressed directly to the loop, and the terracotta warriors and horses were stupid with this thing, and looked at the hawker tremblingly, "Where are you sacred?" ”
The peddler lit a cigarette and pretended to be chic, "It should not be sacred, it's just a child under the fairy seat, don't look at me like this anymore, hurry up and catch those two people"
The terracotta warriors looked at the hawkers, thought about it for a while, and decided that it would be better to leave a few soldiers to watch this weird guy, and after arranging it, the terracotta warriors carried the horn and swung at the reeds to play the hawker's scolding radio over and over again!
Don't say it really worked, it didn't take long for a while there was a burst of scolding from the reeds in the distance, and a few square-headed guys came out with a man like a black tower, looking at the scars on the man's body, it is estimated that he has suffered a lot.
Out of the reeds, the man of the iron tower scolded and scolded, ", if you don't scold too badly, Lao Tzu is angry and wants to fight you to the death, no matter how many of you are, you can't help me."
The mouth of the terracotta warrior carrying the horn opened to the limit, and the Taoist priest sitting in the belly of the monster was really a bit of a doorway, and he really scolded him, and then he walked to Canghai Lishi with the horn, "You are Canghai Lishi?" ”
The man glared at the Terracotta Warriors and Horses, "Hmph, grandpa doesn't change his name or change his surname, the people in the rivers and lakes call Canghai Lishi yes, you threw that thing away"
The terracotta warriors spat at him, "When you die, you still have a hard mouth, saying, where did the one named Zhang Liang who instructed you go?" ”
Canghyix neck stalk: "I won't say anything if I kill me"
"Then I will fulfill you and kill you"
Zhang Liang, who was hiding in the distance, was first frightened by the scolding of the hawker and went to the six souls, and then heard the wail of Canghai Lishi before he died, this guy hid directly without righteousness!
The terracotta warriors and horses who had been searching for assassins in the vicinity for a long time gave up, but the king in the urn of the peddler couldn't escape, and was surrounded by the three layers of these guys and the outer three layers of the king. Eight. Egg-like!
For the sake of safety, the peddler closed all the windows, wondering if he should use teleportation to run away first, and wait a few days to find the car, but before the peddler could run away, the terracotta warrior who had been dealing with the peddler walked to the side of the car and knocked on the glass.
"Dao Chief, the king is please" (to be continued.) )