Ha ha!

Everyone burst into laughter.

It was rare to see Xu Yan deflated, and was punished by the company commander to go to the cooking class, almost everyone wanted to tease him, listening to what Luo Yifei said was interesting, they immediately laughed, and even a few people were still coaxing, echoing Luo Yifei's words, "Xu Yan, are you under viagra on this side, why are you so hard!" ”

What kind of person is Xu Yan, he was very unhappy when he was assigned to the cooking class, and he was ridiculed by a group of people to find fault, he hooked his lips and smiled, and said, "Is it hard?" ”

"Of course!" Luo Yifei nodded, and a group of people agreed.

Xu Yan's eyes swept over everyone's faces, seeing that everyone was laughing happily, a touch of cunning flashed in his eyes, and he secretly hoped that you would be able to laugh for a while.

Then under the gaze of everyone, he opened his mouth leisurely and said, "It's okay, you blow it, blow it and it will be soft!" ”

It's okay to be hard, you blow it, and it will be soft if you blow it!

Xu Yan's words sounded, and the sound was not loud, but when it fell on everyone's ears, it was like a thunderbolt, which made everyone scorched outside and tender inside, and the crowd fell into a dead silence in an instant.

Hiss!

After a brief silence, there was a gasp, and the crowd exploded.

The smiles on Luo Yifei's faces were stiff and they couldn't laugh at all, but a group of onlookers burst into laughter.

"Hahaha, that's funny!"

"God-man, really God-man, this reply is simply too godly!"

"Did you have viagra in your face, why is it so hard? It's okay to be hard, you blow it, and it will be soft if you blow it... Haha, it's classic. ”

"Mule, it doesn't matter if the noodles are hard. You blow and blow, and it will be soft! ”

Everyone, you and I are talking word by word. Some praised Xu Yan's wonderful reply, and some were familiar with Luo Yifei. began to tease him in turn.

Luo Yifei raised his chopsticks and condensed in mid-air, noodle clipping, no, noodle, this don't eat noodles, wronged stomach, and noodles, you have to be ridiculed again, dilemma.

Ultimately. The desire of the stomach defeated the face, Luo Yifei took a bite of everyone, stretched out his chopsticks and sandwiched a chopstick noodle, and made a gesture to send it to his mouth.

At this moment, Lu Xiaolin shouted: "Mule, Xu Yan is hard underneath, you blow and blow, and it will be soft!" ”

Smack!

Luo Yifei shook his chopsticks. The noodles fell back into the bowl, he glared at Lu Xiaolin viciously, and slapped the chopsticks on the table, completely unable to eat.

Ha ha...

……

Company Commander's Room!

Company commander Tang Jue sat behind his desk. was looking down at the documents, and at this moment there was a knock on the door, and then Mo Wenyuan walked in.

"Wen Yuan is here. Sit! Tang Jue glanced up and saw that it was Mo Wenyuan coming. Say hello casually.

Mo Wenyuan sat down opposite Tang Jue and directly expressed his intention. said: "Company commander, Xu Yan has been in the cooking class for two days, when will you let him return to the team?" ”

"It wouldn't hurt him to let him stay in the cooking class for a few days and sharpen his temperament." Tang Jue put down the file and said, "A long time ago, I wanted to suppress him, this is just an opportunity!" ”

"Suppress him, why, he didn't work very hard in this section, didn't he perform very well?" Mo Wenyuan was puzzled, and he couldn't keep up with her thinking for a while.

"From the perspective of the company commander, it is very good, work hard, and actively lead the entire reconnaissance company forward..."Tang Jue nodded, first praised the matter, and then changed the conversation, and said: "But standing in his position, it is a little inappropriate, he is too sharp, and he is always playing tricks, it is easy to arouse the jealousy of others, which is not conducive to his future development, because of the exchange competition with the Tieshu Regiment before, there was no time to suppress his limelight, and now that the exchange competition is over, I just took this opportunity to suppress his arrogance, Balance the resentment of those who are played by him, which will be beneficial to his future development. ”

Mo Wenyuan opened his mouth wide, he didn't close it for a long time, he didn't expect Tang Jue to think so far, after a long time, he said sincerely: "Company commander, you really have good intentions for Xu Yan!" ”

"He's the most talented soldier I've met in years, and I want him to go as far as he can." Tang Juedao had high hopes for Xu Yan.

"Definitely, he's been learning to grow lately!" Mo Wenyuan nodded.

Suddenly, Tang Jue thought of something and said, "By the way, in the past two days, he hasn't made any trouble, right?" ”

"No, except for the beginning, playing tricks in the cafeteria, nothing else." Mo Wenyuan shook his head and said.

Hearing this, Tang Jue did not feel relieved, but the alarm bell rang in his heart, his brows tightened, and said: "It's really strange, this is not like his style, with this kid's temperament, he was punished to the cooking class, it can't be so calm, could it be some conspiracy?" ”

The more Tang Jue thought about it, the more wrong it became, and said to Mo Wenyuan: "You go and call him back, don't let him poke me out of the basket again." ”

I have to say that Tang Jue knows Xu Yan very well, and through some subtle things, he can detect Xu Yan's intentions, but now that he has discovered this, it is too late, and Xu Yan has already begun to stab Lou Zi.

……

Cooking class.

Xu Yan had been waiting for an opportunity, and when he saw the battalion commander coming to eat alone, he knew that the opportunity had come.

The battalion commander ordered a fried shredded pork with garlic, and the leader of the cooking squad personally cooked, fried the dishes in a slippery manner, and was about to send them over in person, Xu Yan stopped him and said, "Squad leader, let me go!" ”

Taking the plate from the hand of the cooking squad leader, Xu Yan walked to the side, removed more than half of the shredded meat inside, leaving only three or two, and sent it directly to the battalion commander, "Stir-fried shredded pork with garlic!" ”

The battalion commander was about to start, and noticed that there was only half a plate of dishes, and there was garlic moss in it, and there was very little shredded meat, so he frowned and asked: "Why is there so little dish today, is this fried shredded pork with garlic, why don't you see shredded meat?" ”

"That's right, recently the cooking class is responding to the call of the state to carry out green barracks pilots, save food, reduce the supply of meat, and create green and environmentally friendly barracks." Xu Yan is talking nonsense, and empty words and lies come casually.

", this is the army, what kind of meat to lose, soldiers don't eat meat, how to have the strength to train." The battalion commander pouted, scoffing at this.

"So, we have to start with the cadres first." Xu Yan opened his eyes and said nonsense.

The battalion commander was blocked for a moment and asked, "When did this green barracks start to be implemented, why haven't I heard of it?" ”

"Our company commander just put it forward, and it's still in the experimental period." Xu Yan groaned with a smile and began to black Tang Jue.

When the battalion commander heard this, his face darkened, and he scolded: "Nonsense, change this dish for me, let Tang Jue come to see me!" ”

Xu Yan was motionless, and when the battalion commander saw this, he raised his eyebrows and said, "What, I can't command you?" ”

"The company commander said that in the process of the experiment, I will definitely encounter some obstacles, let me resist the pressure, don't give in to anyone, and say that if anyone has an opinion, they can go directly to him, and he will handle it!"

Syllable!

The commander of the first battalion slapped the chopsticks on the table, got up and said, "I want to see, how can he get me?" (To be continued.) )