Chapter 120: Escape from Kyoto
Long Shaocong thought that the pothos would also disguise himself into an ugly monster, but it turned out to be completely unexpected, this little girl actually turned herself into a handsome boy.
With his hair combed and braided, wearing a cyan straight hanging, his waist is too knife, he is holding a fan and a fan, and he has a beautiful face, he can really beat Song Yu Pan'an, Long Shaocong couldn't help but look at it.
Lu Pothos smiled lightly and said: "My son is going to go out of the city, and you, as a retainer, must follow left and right, and you can't make a slight mistake." ”
It turned out that this little girl regarded herself as her retainer, and she really suffered a loss for no reason.
Look at yourself in the bronze mirror again, the eye circles are collapsed, the cheekbones are prominent, the big anti-nostrils are not to mention, the corners of the mouth are a little drooping, and it has become a commonly known crooked mouth, and the most unbearable thing for Long Shaocong is the beard full of sideburns, and there are a lot of yellow pockmarks on the face, how ugly is it, how ugly it is......
When he first saw this appearance, Long Shaocong almost hit the ground with his ass, it was simply miserable. However, the matter has come to this point, and whether it can be changed back depends on the mood of the green pothos, so he can only swallow his anger.
Later, when I thought about it, this appearance was really ugly out of the level, and it was quite individual, if it was in the future generations, Long Shaocong would definitely take pictures.
The plan of the green pothos is actually very simple, and the key to this plan is the change of appearance, which has been transformed and is half the success, and the rest is the question of how to get out of the city.
Originally, according to Long Shaocong's meaning, he chose to go out of the city in the evening, and the reason was obvious, but the sun was about to set in the evening, the light was dim, and the soldiers guarding the city were tired for a day, and the inspection would not be too rigorous, and it was easy to get through the test.
But the pothos vetoed it in person, and his attitude was quite resolute and non-negotiable, which made Long Shaocong, as a normal man, feel very faceless.
But the reason given by the green pothos is quite sufficient, now she is the lord, Long Shaocong is just her retainer, and the retainer must of course obey the order.
Considering his own safety, Long Shaocong really didn't want to joke with his life casually, so he ignored his identity as a "retainer" and argued with reason, but when the pothos said the last word, Long Shaocong could only obediently comply.
The lethality of this sentence is quite strong, a few years have passed, Long Shaocong still clearly remembers that the green pothos was with her hands on her waist, her willow eyebrows upside down, her apricot eyes widened, and she said viciously: "You don't believe in your aunt's disguise technique, be careful of your aunt's temper, and no longer give you easy to go back, so that you will become an ugly monster for the rest of your life." ”
These words were like Mount Tai pressing the top, only shocking Long Shaocong did not dare to say another half a word, so he had to pick up a spear prepared in advance, and followed behind the pothos, and his boy cut it had already been inserted into the waist of the pothos.
The two of them walked on the street, and suddenly attracted the side eyes of many people, and the voices of ridicule and ridicule continued, all of them pointed at Long Shaocong, and it became a beautiful scenery of Kyoto.
Of course, the pothos doesn't care about these criticisms, she is heroic in front, but she doesn't hold her chest high, because she is afraid that she will be too fierce and be detected by outsiders that she is a man dressed as a woman, and the trouble caused is big.
Long Shaocong glared angrily at those who mocked and ridiculed, his Yaksha face, his eyes were wide, it was really like a demon from hell, scared everyone to dodge in all directions, children threw themselves into the arms of adults, and the timid people turned their heads and ran.
Within half an hour, the two of them came to the gate of Kyoto, facing the soldiers who were checking, Long Shaocong urged the pothos with his eyes, hurry out of the city, don't make extraneous branches, so as not to have many dreams at night.
But the green pothos didn't believe in the evil, shook the fan lightly, smiled slightly at the foot guarding the door next to him, and said: "This lord, you have worked hard, I see that you are here every day to check the people in detail, I don't know what the so-called thing is?" ”
The ashigaru guarding the door saw a young samurai, gorgeously dressed, fair-skinned, handsome and extraordinary, especially the sword at his waist, which was extraordinary at first glance, and concluded that this person had an extraordinary background, and immediately smiled and said: "Oh, you don't dare to call me an adult, I call you an adult." After speaking, he kept nodding his head and bowing.
Long Shaocong stood aside, saw this person's cheap smile, and suddenly remembered that in the later life, when Japan invaded China, the traitor's face when he treated the imperial army, and suddenly gave birth to a fire of ignorance, plus these days in the cave, and was chased by Oda Nobunaga, the fire in his chest was very strong, and he didn't control it for a while.
The crackling sound was quite crisp, and the person who hit it directly was as if he had lost his soul, and he was stunned for a moment.
Long Shaocong said viciously: "What are you, dare to talk to my lord like this, you are impatient!" ”
The man was beaten by this beating, and suddenly the six gods were ownerless, and he thought in his heart that he didn't say anything wrong, and he called him an adult very politely, what's wrong?
Poor Ashigaru, covering his swollen mouth, blood still flowed from the corners of his mouth, and he said with a sad face: "Little, little Fang Cai and this adult, I didn't say anything wrong." ”
When Long Shaocong heard this, his eyebrows stood up, and his arms were "crackling" with two mouths, and the person who hit him turned around three times in place, and he couldn't even find the north.
"You still dare to say that you didn't say the wrong thing, what did you call this son just now?"
"Salutation? The little one calls him an adult. Ashigaru said, the corners of his mouth still bleeding.
At this time, Ashigaru, who was guarding the door with him, saw that his companion was being humiliated so much, and he unconsciously surrounded him......
Luluo felt that the situation was not good, and secretly said that this Long Shaocong, why did he suddenly launch his nerves today, and what kind of madness did he have with these gatekeepers, if he would be recognized, it would be a waste of his previous efforts. She just wanted to go up to stop it, but then she thought about it again, could it be that it was my golden needle that pierced his brain and pierced his brain? This thought couldn't help but feel a little tingling down my spine.
Long Shaocong didn't know about the worries of the pothos, at this time he was having fun, and when he saw a group of ashigaru surrounding him, Long Shaocong sincerely wanted to test the other party's guts, so he shook the big gun, raised his eyebrows, and his expression was extremely terrifying.
The group of Ashigaru were frightened by his ghostly appearance, and they were stunned, and although they were eager to try, they did not dare to move forward again.
"Tell you, this one is...... It's the young master of Shengchang, and I haven't come to see you yet," Long Shaocong yelled at a group of ashigaru.
When I first heard this, the green pothos was excited, and the fan in his hand almost fell to the ground, thinking that this was too outrageous, and the young master of the dragon could think of it, and moved out the young master to scare people.
At this time, all the ashigaru, you look at me, I look at you, they can't pay attention, because none of them have seen Oda Katsunaga, and they hesitate between kneeling and not bowing.
Long Shaocong saw that they were indifferent, and suddenly shook the big gun in his hand, and shouted: "Don't kneel down yet......"
Suddenly there was a violent sound, coupled with Long Shao's hideous face, the psychological defense line of Zhongzuqing collapsed instantly, and with a bang, the spear in his hand fell to the ground, kneeling on the ground, kowtowing and pounding garlic.
Long Shaocong was very proud, and said happily: "Everyone is very well-behaved, and the young master is very happy, this is a reward for everyone." After speaking, he scattered a handful of copper coins on the ground like a flower.
When Zhongashiqing saw that there was a reward, his heart suddenly burst into joy, his mouth grinned to the back of his head, and he hurriedly said: "Thank you, young master, thank you, young master......" His hand was not idle, and he quickly picked up the fallen coin.
Green Pothos watched Long Shaocong messing around coldly on the side, and was completely defeated, just when she just wanted to pull Long Shaocong away, she was tightly grabbed by an arm by a big hand, and ran out of Kyoto City between pulling and pulling.
Luluo said angrily: "Did you take the wrong medicine?" What to run? ”
"Didn't you hear it, there was the sound of horses' hooves behind you, and if it was a general who came, you would be dead, why don't you run?"
"Why am I dead, it should be you who died, they arrested you, not me." Pothos replied angrily.
"Little sister, you have to know, you are now pretending to be the young master of Shengchang, if they recognize you as an impostor, are you dead? Haha......"
"You, despicable and shameless......" Luluo just wanted to raise his fist to hit Long Shaocong, but found that the other party had already picked up the big gun and ran to the front......
In the city gate, a general in armor jumped off his horse, saw Chong Zuqing kneeling on the ground to pick up copper coins, and said angrily: "What are you all doing, dereliction of duty, be careful of the general's military law......
Hearing this, the two immediately picked up their spears, and two of them panicked and collided head-on with one of them.
"Was there any suspicious person out of town just now?"
"Lord Baoxiu, the young master of Shengchang went out of the city just now."
The person who came was Hasegawa Shuichi, and when he heard Ashigaru say this, he said angrily: "Bastard, the young master is sitting in the mansion with a good look, how can he go out of the city?" ”