Early in the morning of the second day, before dawn, when Ye Guan was still asleep, someone came to inform Ye Guan that His Majesty would summon him in the Huagai Hall this morning. The commander of Jinyiwei made Mu Bin also suddenly give an order, and the firing line promoted Ye Guan to Jinyiwei Qianhu. This brocade cloth guard thousand households is much more reliable than the nominal Han general. Ye Guan heard that the emperor had summoned him, and he didn't have time to be happy that he had been promoted again, so he hurriedly put on a flying fish suit from home and rushed to the Forbidden City.

By the time Ye Guan arrived at the Huagai Palace, the sky was already bright. The emperor had already gone to the early court, so the little eunuch who led the way asked him to stand outside the gate of the Huagai Hall and wait for His Majesty to go to court.

"The pedigree of the emperor's family is really big, since I went to the court, let me have breakfast and then can't come, an early dynasty must go up at least until noon, eh, there is no food to eat, look at the palace maid. The ancients said that the beauty is delicious, and if you look at the beautiful girl, you should eat. Ye Guan waited at the door for most of the hour, feeling a little bored, so he looked left and right to observe the palace maids in the Forbidden City.

"Well, this palace maid has a good buttocks, hey, that little palace maid has a good face, but she doesn't wear makeup, and her facial features look flat and flat. People rely on makeup, and Buddha relies on gold, which is really an unbreakable truth. Ye watched for a while and found that although these palace maids were only fifteen or sixteen years old, because they didn't wear makeup, Ye Guan, who was used to seeing artificial beauties in later generations, always felt unfinished and unhappy.

"It's no wonder that those princes and nobles who can quickly hook up with those elder brother princes or something, who have been false since birth, will be more beautiful than those pure natural ones, and those phoenix dragon grandchildren can't pay attention to it." Thinking of those harem Qing dramas, Ye Guan speculated maliciously.

After looking at the pure natural palace maid for a while, Ye Guan became a little bored again, and he got up too early in the morning, so he suddenly fell a little sleepy. After looking around, the two guards at the gate of the Huagai Hall were also standing with half-squinted eyes, and the little eunuchs were also standing against the door. Ye Guan was amused in his heart, no wonder there had been many palace break-ins in the courts of the Ming and Qing dynasties, and some people were even about to reach the emperor's bedroom, and the guards were so careless, as long as the palace intruders were not blind, they should be able to come in.

"Why do you want to do things where everyone is drunk and I wake up alone, spring sleepy summer and autumn nap, winter and moon that can't wake up, autumn is just used to nap, so I just sleep too." Ye Guan yawned, and it was very standard to achieve the state that everyone slept and I also slept.

"Your Majesty's royal arrival has arrived!" When Ye Guan was dreaming of the Spring and Autumn Period, a loud voice woke Ye Guan up.

Ye Guan rubbed his eyes, and before he entered the state, he saw the palace maids, guards, eunuchs, and others standing beside him standing upright, and their spirits were very strong, not at all like they were about to die just now, and sighed in their hearts: It seems that there is indeed a policy and a countermeasure. Just standing guard, even the palace guards, eunuchs, and palace maids dared to deceive the emperor. Emperor Jin Hui's sentence: Why not eat minced meat, such a famous sentence can be understood.

As soon as the palace maids and guards stood up straight, they saw a bright yellow Huangluo umbrella cover coming from far and near in the distance. The leaders were a group of Han generals, and the Han generals were magnificent, wearing dazzling willow leaf armor and holding shiny embroidered spring knives, which was the work that Ye Guan was supposed to do. Then there were eight powerful eunuchs carrying a pair of imperial chariots and slowly walked over.

Before the imperial chariot approached, the surrounding palace maids, eunuchs, and guards all bowed their heads and knelt down to greet His Majesty the Emperor. Ye Guan also quickly knelt down, this is not the time to play any heroic style, if you stand up and shout: All people are created equal. It is estimated that it will be cut into meat sauce by the guards with knives for a long time, and then thrown out to feed the dogs.

His Majesty the Emperor walked in front of this group of people and walked straight to the Huagai Palace. This is just the etiquette in the palace, if you go out on patrol, Jin Wuwei, Jin Guawei, tigers, wolves, rhinoceros leopards and other fierce beasts open the way, the scale will be even grander. Ye Guan can now understand the emotion of the Surabaya Pavilion Chief when he saw the first emperor on patrol: "Huh, the eldest husband should be like this!" ”

Not to mention that the old boy has any big ambitions, even a fool will be envious when he sees such a crazy and cool battle that blows up the sky, which is brought from people's genes. Just as girls are born to play house, it's the same reason that boys are particularly interested in pistols. It's just that the old boy succeeded in the end, and the others, hehe, maybe succeeded in their dreams.

It had been a while since the guard of honor entered the Huagai Palace, and it was almost two o'clock in the afternoon, and Ye Guan's stomach was screaming with hunger. He suddenly looked at those wide-robed and big-sleeved clothes, and thought stupidly: Is it because when the ministers and these guards were on duty, they could hide some snacks in their sleeves when they were hungry, so they made the sleeves so big, those old masters took advantage of the absence of people to take out a piece of cut cake from their sleeves, and then devoured it. The grandfather of the trick can't be these people, right?

Thinking of this, the door of the Huagai Hall opened, and a middle-aged eunuch with a dust whisk came out of it. Obviously, Ye Guan was in front of him, but the eunuch still looked straight ahead, and shouted in a loud voice: "Xuan, General Han, Jinyi Wei Qianhu Ye Guan, come to see you-"

Ye Guan secretly slandered himself that this practice is called ignoring human rights, and at the same time he walked into the door with small steps, and as soon as he walked to the door of the hall, he knelt straight down, and shouted: Long live my emperor. Then he stood up and took a few more steps, and knelt down to the mountain and shouted: Long live my emperor. It was not until he finished the five bows and three knocks that he walked, no, it should be said that when he knelt in the center of the main hall, Ye Guan stopped his movements.

"Minister, Ye Guan, long live my Imperial Majesty, long live, long live, long live." This is the first time Ye Guan has met the Son of Heaven, of course, he must do all the etiquette. Fortunately, he cares about human rights at all, and the only thing that is unhappy is that the gold bricks in the hall are too hard, and he panics.

"Excuse me, stand up and talk." The gentle voice of a middle-aged man in the main hall rang out.

"Minister, thank you, Your Majesty." can stand up and reply, this is indeed the emperor's long. Therefore, Ye Guan didn't bother anymore about this familiar voice, so he stood up and lowered his head and waited for the emperor to speak.

Popularize it here, there are two important points to meet the emperor: first, when you enter the room, you can't take big steps, you can only take small steps, so as not to make the emperor feel that you have bad intentions and intend to assassinate the king. Second, don't look up at the emperor after completing a set of etiquette, so as not to make the emperor think that you are unruly, and looking directly at the emperor is a great disrespectful sin.

Yes? What's the use of popularizing this for you? Of course, it was used when meeting the emperor, what? Now there is no Emperor Majesty? Eh, if you have this IQ, don't go into politics, it's better to do business, it's better to be a small worker, you don't need to worry a lot, because no matter how much you worry, the people above will help you decide......

There is a kind of person who serves people, and it is called the service industry. There is one that serves the people, and it is called a servant of the people. They are all for people, where do you think the two points I taught above can be used?

So, kidding, I don't have a water meter in my house, let alone a community.

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