Swore to sweep away the Huns, regardless of their bodies, and five thousand mink brocade mourned Hu Chen.

Poor and uncertain riverside bones, like a person in a spring boudoir dream.

Such is the cruelty of war.

The waning moon, the sparse stars, gradually faded.

The morning breeze and the red sun are gradually rising.

I looked up at the sky that had just dawned, and it was so peaceful and beautiful.

Wang Lung, Stupid Cow, and Dog Baby have all woken up.

Me: Stupid cow, dog baby, go and inform the Lei Gang Leader and his party to wait, eat some dry food, and let's leave immediately.

Stupid Cow, Dog Baby: Yes, big brother.

Wang Lung and I walked to Master Wuxiang, and when we saw that Master Wuxiang was meditating, we couldn't bother, so we could only stand quietly aside. After a long time, Master Wuxiang stood up and said, "Amitabha, General Jiang, are you going to go?"

Me: The junior has come to tell the master, let's go immediately.

Master Wuxiang folded his hands together and said, "Amitabha, good and good."

Wang Lung and I saluted Master Wuxiang, and then walked into the army and found Zhao Sheng.

Zhao Sheng: I've met General Jiang.

Me: General Zhao doesn't need to be polite, please ask General Zhao to inform the generals and soldiers, eat some dry food, and the troops will start immediately.

Zhao Sheng: The last general commanded.

It didn't take long for the stupid cow and the dog baby to come back.

Stupid Cow: Big brother, I have been notified to [a] [this read] novel xstxt bit.

Me: Very well, let's eat some dry food and leave immediately.

Ten minutes later, the army marched.

The mighty thousands of people walking on the official road to the south are really very spectacular.

After a long journey, by noon, we approached Changsha City.

Instead of going into town, we took a trail that was the only way to Tai Wai Mountain.

The trail is so narrow that it can only accommodate two people walking side by side. In this way, the march of the army slowed down.

Wang Long: Brother Jiang, I'm afraid it's not appropriate to march at such a slow pace, what if I am discovered in advance by a bowl of porridge and run away?

Me: Now that the big war is coming, we can't expend too much energy in a hurry, a bowl of porridge is hidden in the mountains, I never thought we could find them so quickly. So, don't worry about them running away.

Wang Long: Brother Jiang's words also make sense, but I always feel weird in my heart.

Me: Don't be suspicious in broad daylight.

Wang Long: Okay.

We continued on our way, and after half an hour, the army came to the foot of Tai Wai Mountain.

I walked up to Lei Gong and said, "Gang Master Lei, is Zhongtu Hall on this mountain?"

Lei Gong: Back to General Jiang, Zhongtutang is in this mountain, and they dig a hole in a hidden mountainside, and then dig deep into the ground, so the actual location is at the bottom of the mountain.

I glanced at my feet and thought: My good man, these people who teach a bowl of porridge are really talented, they even thought of hiding underground, no wonder others can't find you, it turns out that you have learned the trick of rat holes, it's really amazing.

Me: That's easy to do.

After saying this, I stood on a big rock, cleared my throat, and said loudly: "Fellow Jianghu fellow Taoists, a bowl of porridge Sect's Zhongtu Hall is on the mountain, we are about to face a fierce battle, are you ready?"

I only heard everyone shouting in unison: Destroy a bowl of porridge and maintain justice in the rivers and lakes.

Hearing this cry that resounded through the mountains, I was very satisfied, and thought to myself: With such a high morale, there is no reason not to win the battle.

Me: Okay, let's arrange a task for Jiang Mou, and ask the Lei Gang Master to take the Mi Gang disciples as pioneers; Please Master Wuxiang, Gang Master Zhao, Nangong Palace Master, Brother Sun and his disciples follow me, plus 2,000 soldiers as the main force, follow behind the Lei Gang Master, and go straight to Zhongtu Hall. Please General Zhao Sheng, with the remaining 3,000 soldiers, surround the entire Dawei Mountain, and never let a bird fly out of the mountain.

Zhao Sheng: The last general's command.

Me: Action.

When Lei Gong saw that I called the army to surround the mountain, the expression on his face suddenly became gloomy, and he seemed to be extremely dissatisfied.

I walked up to Lei Gong and said, "Gang Master Lei, do you think there is anything wrong?"

When Lei Gong saw me walking to his side, he sneered, his face was already very hideous, and this laugh was even more ugly than crying.

Lei Gong: Returning to General Jiang, there is nothing wrong with it.

Me: Alright, please lead the way.

Lei Gong took the disciples of the Mi Gang to take the lead in climbing the mountain, and we followed up from behind.

The further up the hill you go, the more rugged the road becomes. Walking to the back, there was no road at all, there were thorns everywhere, and we could only crawl forward.

After walking for more than an hour, I finally came to a flat area.

Lei Ming signaled us not to make a sound, and the army instantly held its breath, and by the time the army had reached the flat ground, the entire flat ground was already full.

Me: Gang Leader Lei, is this here?

Lei Gong: Exactly, General Jiang, please look at that boulder.

I looked in the direction of Lei Gong's finger, and sure enough, I saw a boulder, which stood on the ground like a huge screen at the door of a large family's house.

Lei Gong: Behind that boulder is the entrance.

I thought about it for a moment and said, "Is there a mechanism at the entrance?"

Lei Gong: There are no mechanisms, only two guards.

Me: That's it, let's not move, stupid cow, dog, let's go to the cave first.

Lei Gong: General Jiang, such a dangerous job, let's let Lei go, right?

Me: Thank you Lei Gang Master for being careful, Jiang will be careful.

I took the stupid cow and the dog baby, and walked softly to the boulder.

When I was in Fanyang, I trained them in the methods of special operations. Therefore, we are quite good at sneak attacks on people.

As we approached the boulder, we saw a gap on the left and right sides of the boulder for a person to pass sideways.

When I saw how narrow the hole was, I thought, 'How do I get in?'

I motioned to the right for the stupid cow and the dog to the left, one to learn to howl and the other to learn to bark, hoping to lure out the two people guarding the door.

This stupid cow and dog baby are really talented, worthy of growing up with cows and dogs, and their barking is simply a real cow howling and dog barking. After a few calls, I motioned for them to be quiet.

The stupid cow's eyes were staring at the entrance on the right, the dog's eyes were staring at the entrance on the left, and my eyes were spinning from side to side. I think that if there is a camera here and the expressions and movements of the three of us are taken at this time, it will definitely be a set of photos that have gone viral on the Internet.

Sure enough, a black head stretched out from the left and right sides at the same time, the stupid cow and the dog baby were fast-eyed, and the two heads just showed a little, they were pulled out by them, twisted hard, and the two were killed instantly.

I motioned to the stupid cow, and the dog leaned over to the entrance to take a look.

The stupid cow and the dog baby quickly poked their heads into the entrance and immediately shrank back.

The stupid cow and the dog baby said in sign language at the same time: There is no one at the entrance.

I nodded, motioning for them to enter the entrance and take a closer look.

They cautiously entered the entrance, and in an instant they stepped out again.

Stupid Cow: Big brother, there's a passage inside, but it's too dark to see the innermost situation.

Me: Okay, let's go back first.

We walked inside the big army.

Me: Gang Leader Lei, the guards at the door have been resolved, how can we get in?

Lei Gong: If you go inside from the passage at the entrance, you will see some rattans, and if you fall down the rattans, you can reach the bottom of the mountain, which is where the Middle Earth Hall is located, as long as we go down, the war will start.

Me: Okay, let's catch turtles in an urn this time. Lei Gang Master, you Mi Gang take the lead, is there a problem?

Lei Gong: Lei has no hesitation.

Me: Okay, Ray Gang Master, please.

Lei Gong and the disciples of the Mi Gang quickly walked towards the entrance, and slowly entered the entrance.

Me: Master Wuxiang, Gang Master Zhao, Nangong Palace Master, Brother Sun, Wang Long, you take your disciples and a thousand soldiers to continue to search the mountain, and I go to the bottom of the mountain with a stupid cow and a dog baby with a thousand soldiers.

Master Wuxiang: Amitabha, General Jiang, why is this?

Me: Master, I think that since the Bowl of Porridge Sect lives at the bottom of the mountain, there will definitely not be only such an exit, and you will be able to intercept them if you are strong in kung fu.

Master Wuxiang: I see, it's good, it's good.

Me: All the soldiers obeyed the order, 1,000 soldiers obeyed Wang Lung's arrangement, and 1,000 soldiers followed me into the cave and acted immediately.

The army immediately went into action.

A thousand soldiers quickly ran towards the entrance, and I followed behind the army with stupid cows and dogs.

The soldiers continued to enter the cave, and before long, all the 1,000 soldiers had entered the cave, and we hurried in.

Entering the entrance, there is a passage inside, walk along the passage for a minute, and then come to an abyss, the abyss is full of rattans, one of us grabbed a rattan and slid down, and slipped for a few minutes without reaching the end, I thought: This bowl of porridge is really powerful, and it is hundreds of meters into the ground.

When we got to the bottom of the mountain, we were amazed at what we saw.

I was surprised that the inside was very luxurious, and a torch in a few steps illuminated the inside as if it were daytime; The second surprise was that there were only 1,000 of my soldiers at the bottom of the mountain, and half of the figure of the bowl of porridge sect was not seen, and what was even more strange was that the people of the Mi Gang were also missing.

Stupid Cow: Big brother, what's going on?

Me: Don't panic, let's search the bottom of the mountain carefully.

All the soldiers shouted in unison: Yes.

We followed the soldiers everywhere and saw that every room was empty.

We searched inside for more than ten minutes and found nothing.

At this point, I didn't feel quite right, something must have gone wrong.

I hurriedly shouted, "Soldiers, get out quickly."

We just wanted to climb up the rattan stick, but we saw countless torches falling from it, and the whole bottom of the mountain instantly turned into a sea of fire.

As soon as I saw this situation, I thought: It's not good, it must have fallen into Lei Gong's scheme, and this rice gang must be a spy of a bowl of porridge.

The raging fire raged wildly, burning the armor of many soldiers in an instant.

I hurriedly shouted: the soldiers are hiding in the cave inside.

Stupid Cow: Big brother, this won't work! We're going to suffocate if we don't burn to death.

Dog: Yes! Big brother, what now?

I immediately began my wind ride, leaped up a little bit, and saw that all the rattans had been burned.

I had to jump back to the spot, thinking: without rattan, in such a high place, no matter how high the light work is, I can't go up!

More and more soldiers were burned, and the screams grew louder.

As the fire intensified, it became more and more difficult for us to breathe, and if we couldn't get out, we would all suffocate to death in a maximum of ten minutes.

I thought about it: the fact that the Mi Bang people can disappear into thin air proves that there must be other exits in this.

Me: Hurry up and look for the mechanism, there must be another exit here.

When the soldiers heard me say this, they immediately had hope of survival, and they became very excited, and immediately scattered in all directions, looking for an exit.

At this moment, I was anxious, thinking: I, Li Yingjun, will not die in this ghost place, right? Lao Tzu hasn't made a career yet! I haven't married a wife yet! I can't die here.

At this moment, I remembered the book that my master had passed on to me, and I thought: This is an all-knowing heavenly book! Definitely be able to help me find the exit.

I immediately spread out my hands, and sure enough, the book appeared, only to see the word "bowl" written on it. I thought: could it be the pattern of the bowl?

I hurriedly said loudly: everyone look carefully for the pattern of the bowl.

All the soldiers shouted in unison: Yes.

Like ants walking, we searched everywhere and finally found a bowl on a boulder.

As soon as we pressed the bowl pattern, we heard a rumbling sound, and suddenly a huge hole appeared in the ground, and the huge hole was filled with water.

Me: Soldiers, evacuate quickly.

As soon as all the soldiers saw that there was a way out, they all jumped into the water like crazy.

When I jumped into the water, my heart was sad and happy, and sadly, my carelessness caused so many soldiers to die in the fire; Happily, the whole army was not wiped out, and the lives of a group of soldiers were saved.

At this moment, I realized that even if I returned to the Tang Dynasty, I would not be a savior.

This fiasco made me clearly realize that the rivers and lakes are sinister, and it is not easy to come out and mix.