004 Master is no longer good

"Huaguo No. 10 Intermediate Xiuzhen School is one of the top ten in the country! Don't bother, hurry up and enter the information. ”

Shen Gongbao pointed at Jiang Shang and ordered: "Wash your face well before taking pictures, and then change into decent clothes." ”

"I bought all these school supplies for you, but it cost Master a lot of money. Shen Gongbao pushed the pile of things in front of Jiang Shang.

"Oh, by the way, I bought you a few new clothes. Shen Gongbao fumbled in the Qiankun bag, shook his head and sighed: "Alas, prices are soaring, money is becoming less and less valuable, and a piece of clothing costs hundreds of yuan, I really feel sorry for the master." ”

"Wait, wait, wait......"

Jiang Shang hurriedly grabbed Shen Gongbao's hand and asked seriously, "Master, are you my master?"

"What do you say?" Shen Gongbao knocked off Jiang Shang's hand and took out three sets of clothes from the Qiankun bag.

"Since you are my master, then what else do I go to school?" Jiang Shang was confused.

Shen Gongbao frowned, and said meaningfully: "Jiang Shang, you have grown up, you should not be closed in the spiritual realm of the teacher, it is time to go out and see the outside world......

"The reason is not sufficient!" Jiang Shang interrupted Shen Gongbao's words and threw his phone aside.

"Hey, don't break it, Master asked someone to buy the in-app machine, although it is half cheaper than the market, but it also cost Master more than 10,000 yuan!" Shen Gongbao quickly picked up the mobile phone and touched it carefully to see if there were any scratches.

After confirming that the phone was intact, Shen Gongbao put the phone back on the table and said, "Tell you, this phone is the most powerful mobile phone of Huawei Research Group, in addition to the basic functions, it also has the function of positioning in the world." It is said that it uses the Void Spirit Source Emission Technology, which can monitor all cultivation sites in Huaguo around the clock......"

"I'm asking for the reason, not the phone!" Jiang Shang glared and turned around.

"What are you doing so loudly!Is the reason so important?" Shen Gongbao straightened his emaciated figure and looked at the back of Jiang Shang's head.

"Master, I'll make it clear to you, if the reason is not sufficient, I won't go down the mountain if I am killed!" Jiang Shang shook the back of his head.

"Alas, the apprentice is too old to take care of it!" Shen Gongbao sighed, "If you have to ask for a reason, then the master will tell you." ”

Jiang Shang immediately turned his head and stared at Shen Gongbao.

Shen Gongbao coughed twice, his face was slightly embarrassed, and he said in a low voice: "It's that the master can't teach you anymore." ”

Jiang Shang looked at Shen Gongbao for a long time, snorted, and laughed.

"Haha...... Master, there are times when you can't do it......? I'm laughing to death......"

"Pay attention to the words! You can't teach it! It's not that you can't teach it!" Shen Gongbao explained.

Jiang Shang continued to laugh, turned over on the black tiger suddenly, patted the black tiger's head, and shouted, "Black egg, did you hear it?" Master, he can't do it...... Haha, isn't it funny?"

The black tiger looked at Shen Gongbao and didn't know whether to laugh or not.

If it laughs, it is in danger of being "sterilized".

If it doesn't laugh, the one on its back will give it a palm.

It has experienced the stormy palm, and if it wants to hit the skin, if it wants to hit the meat, if it wants to hit the meat, if it wants to hit the bones, it will hit the bones, and the taste is very uncomfortable.

"Hey, black egg, are you talking, isn't it funny?" Jiang Shang raised his palm.

There are 10,000 grass and mud horses in the heart of the black tiger, rushing to the sea and never returning.

If it could talk, it wouldn't be ridden all the time.

Shen Gongbao next to him squinted.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, the black tiger symbolically roared twice, then twisted his head to the side with a resigned expression.

"Haha...... Master, do you hear me, the black eggs are laughing at you? ”

Jiang Shang finished laughing and jumped off the back of the black tiger.

He tried to suppress his smile, patted his chest, and said, "Master, who am I, I am very talented! You don't need to teach, just bring me the book, and I can learn it myself." ”

The black tiger next to him snorted and threw himself on the ground, his ears drooping down, covering his ears and eyes.

"What do you learn? You can learn the primary knowledge by yourself, and the intermediate knowledge, you can't learn it as a teacher, can you still learn it? There are gods on your head, you can blow so well, aren't you afraid of being struck by lightning?" Shen Gongbao was a little angry.

"Master, aren't you a god, you can use the Five Thunder Technique to split me and try it, I just happened to test how well the Tianmen Immortal Method is practiced......" As he spoke, Jiang Shang took a horse step and put on a posture of being struck by thunder.

"Blackie, let's go, we'll come back in five hundred years. Shen Gongbao beckoned to the black tiger.

"Hey, hey, master, wait! You're just coming here and you're leaving, and your disciple hasn't done your landlord's friendship yet......"

Jiang Shang grabbed Shen Gongbao's clothes and said with a smile: "Master, it's not that I don't want to go down the mountain, it's that your reason just now is really insufficient. ”

"What's not enough?!" Shen Gongbao looked at Jiang Shang.

Jiang Shang made a move with his left hand, and more than a dozen books in the distance flew into his hand at once.

With another move in his right hand, dozens of books in the wooden house also flew into his hand at once.

"Master, a small part of these books were taught to me by you, and most of them were taught by me. You say, is there anything I can't learn? I just said that I am very talented, and I am definitely not bragging. ”

Jiang Shang paused, raised his eyebrows at Shen Gongbao, and came to a conclusion: "So, I can learn anything." ”

Shen Gongbao really wanted to snort, but considering his image, he still swallowed the saliva in his mouth.

"What if you can't learn?" he asked.

"Can't you learn? hehe...... Master, if there is anything I can't learn, I promise to listen to you and go down the mountain to school obediently. ”

"Okay! If you don't talk nonsense, don't be killed by thunder, let the teacher be killed by thunder!"

"Hey, Master, you made such a poisonous oath, it made it difficult for me to ......"

"Don't worry about it!" Shen Gongbao picked up the mobile phone on the table, operated it for a long time, threw it to Jiang Shang, and said, "See it yourself!"

Jiang Shang took the mobile phone and read it while staring: "Politics, physics, chemistry, biology, geography, history, Lingzi micro-application, the origin and future of Reiki revival, the types and functions of Reiki, the introduction of high martial arts, the study of demon races, the way to survive in the war zone, ......"

Before he finished reading, Jiang Shang stopped reading, and with a shocked expression, he asked, "Master...... Master, this is all to be learned?"

"You are talented, can you learn?" asked Shen Gongbao rhetorically.

Jiang Shang frowned and didn't speak.

The corners of Shen Gongbao's mouth secretly curled, and he immediately returned to a serious expression, and said: "This is only intermediate knowledge, when you go to the Advanced Cultivation Academy, you will also learn the thought of the Ancestors, leadership, calculus, linear algebra, three-dimensional geometry, the study of the five elements of Reiki, the exploration of spiritual miracles, and the introduction to the Three Thousand Great Dao......"

"Wait, wait...... Master, you wait first!" Jiang Shang stopped Shen Gongbao.

He asked with a blank expression, "Master, I'll just ask one question." What am I learning these things for? Can I eat them?"