After going home, the house was still empty, Lao Huang slipped away again, the vendor boredly flipped through the business cards on the table, thinking about who so many sheep were sold to, but there was no one to turn over and over, either to open a supermarket or to engage in a dollar store, although these people are very livestock, but they are not doing livestock business!

The peddler held his head in his hands and looked at the ceiling in a daze, and suddenly extinguished the cigarette, Nima, he was at a dead end, why do you have to find a ready-made businessman, isn't it good to cultivate one yourself, don't be anyone, Erxiao is the best candidate, because the people you know are idle at home every day!

Picked up the phone and hugged it, and it took a long time for someone to pick it up, "Sei?" ”

"I, Dabao, haven't you gotten up yet? It's half past five in the afternoon."

"What are you going to do, sleep more, go at night, do you go, let's go together"

"Uh....I'm not going, my brother has been out of the rivers and lakes for many years, and I don't have so much energy, so I won't go, by the way, I'll invite you to barbecue at night, won't you?"

"You're asking you to pay?"

"Nonsense, can't you afford it?"

"Yes, that's okay, you wait, whoever releases the pigeon will have the grandson... "The peddler looked at the phone screen, I, hung up the phone and blamed the quickness, threw the phone on the coffee table, dangled his legs to watch TV, saw enough of all kinds of robes and skirts in ancient times, and occasionally watched a Sophie's advertisement with Mao. It's like a piece, and the hawker is smiling and happy!

Just when the hawker was watching the happy time, the phone rang again, one look at it, and then look at the time less than fifteen minutes, "Damn, you flew over?" ”

"Don't BB, didn't you invite me to dinner, I'm here, where are you?"

"Day, you go to Erlongli first, and I'll be there later" After speaking, the vendor hung up the phone, Nima didn't want to stutter for his life, this is, thirty miles of mountain road fifteen minutes to kill, and it is really Nima's talent!

drove the broken bread to the mouth of the alley in Erlongli, and saw the two sons and daughters whistling at the beauties coming and going on the motorcycle with a cigarette in their mouths, and the hawker locked the car door and slapped the two sons in the past, "Don't mess around. Love, go to the string"

The two of them chose a shop that seemed to be popular, and patted the table at the door, "Boss, let's have a case of beer"

"Okay, what are you two going to eat?"

The second child immediately said, "Fifty strings of mutton, ten kidneys, thirty water spinach, two eggplants, gluten or something"

The boss couldn't keep his mouth shut and went back to work, and the vendor threw a cigarette to Erxiao, "Damn, brother invites you to have a meal, you're really welcome, I'm not afraid of eating to death if I order so much."

Erxiao lit a cigarette, opened a beer and filled a glass of beer to the vendor, and said indifferently, "What do you know, as the old saying goes, if you want to live a long and healthy life, smoke, drink, eat barbecue, go to bed late and get up early without exercising, and make more friends with the opposite sex"

"Where are you talking about that?"

"What Lao Tzu said, forget it, don't mention this, why did you think about inviting me to dinner today, why did you make a lot of money with the boss recently, and also introduce me to it, you don't know, I'm almost suffocated at home every day, I used to be able to help people get some coal mixed with some pocket money, but now it's too dark to pave the way with coal, and no one buys it, and I'm dying of poverty."

"Then you can't find something else to do first?"

"How can there be a job, after my brother got married, he took advantage of your stall to sell clothes, my mother nagged me every day, no way, I can only sleep during the day, go to the Internet café at night, and shoot five killings with a group of elementary school students, I am ashamed of myself, Dabao, you said it yourself, like the two of us, they are at home with their daughter-in-law. I'm teasing. Playing at home every day, can this be interesting? “

The peddler picked up the cup and walked away with the second child, "Then what do you want to do?" “

"You can do anything to make money"

"Why don't you sell sheep?"

", but I have to have sheep to sell to me" After the second child finished speaking, he put down the cup and looked at the vendor suspiciously, "You don't want me to sell sheep, I'll tell you, I was just talking about playing just now, selling sheep is too angry, I can't sell two dollars a day, I don't want to get into trouble before I find my daughter-in-law"

The peddler looked at Erxiao speechlessly, "What if you are given a thousand sheep a day and sold at a 20% discount on the market price?" ”

"Poof" two beer foams came out of the nostrils of the second child, the hawker handed him a napkin, the second child hurriedly took it and wiped it, and looked at the vendor in disbelief, "You are not teasing me, you are not teasing me, a thousand a day, and it is sold at a twenty percent discount, it is a sheep, alas, even if one sells for five hundred, it will be 500,000 a day, where did you get it?" ”

The vendor took a sip of wine, smiled mysteriously, and looked left and right, "Erxiao, I told you, don't spread the word, you also know that I have been following a big boss, right?" ”

Erxiao also nodded solemnly, "Recently, the big boss can't get back a sum of money from the North Stick, and you know the specific reason, that country is a fat man, and he always pays off the bills, but the boss has cooperated with them for a long time, and people don't say they won't give it, but they don't have cash, and they use sheep to offset the account, don't you just ask me to deal with the sheep matter?"

The second child nodded suddenly, and suddenly sighed again, "Then why didn't you deal with the pimple in the Northeast?" ”

"You are stupid, the northeast is so close to Inner Mongolia, you can't eat all the sheep you produce, you still go there to sell sheep, is there a difference between selling coal in Datong?"

The second son smiled and said, "Mistake, mistake" After putting down the wine glass, the second child began to hold his chin and calculate, the peddler looked at him and almost pulled out the beard on his chin, and the second child finally spoke again, with a bitter look on his face, "Dabao, business is very tempting, but we are so close, I don't cheat you, a thousand sheep a day, I really can't deal with it, if you have ten or eight of them, it's okay to say, this thing is difficult to do"

The hawker also drank a sip of wine depressedly, the truth of the two sons and daughters, and it is indeed close to people who tell such truths, if outsiders don't say a word, they will take the business down and take the sheep away without giving money, as for whether they sell it or not, then hehe!

The two of them didn't speak, after the boss brought the dishes up, he pushed the cup for a while to change the cup to eat and drink, and took a cigarette at halftime, and the second child suddenly gave himself a slap ", why did you forget him, Dabao, do you remember the sheep eggs?" ”

The peddler glanced at the goods with contempt, "Nonsense is not, your brother got married and he went, how can he not remember"

"Have you forgotten the origin of his nickname?"

Two children a reminder, the hawker is also a light eye, the nickname of the sheep egg is school time, the sheep egg please go to his house to play, that time the countryside, especially the mountain villages are poor, many people can not eat meat all year round, but the little friends to the sheep egg house is really eye-opening, at noon the sheep egg to a few little brothers fried a few dishes, each dish is indispensable to a meat - sheep eggs!

Don't mention the taste of sheep eggs, you know if you have eaten it, as for why there are so many sheep eggs in the sheep egg family, it is that his father Lao Mi is a famous sheep dealer nearby, and he is doing the work of gelding, when the gelding does not give money, the sheep egg is the reward, so the local rumor Lao Mi waved his hand, and the lamb cried, so far he also left a nickname for his son!

The peddler looked at Erxiao with a glittering gaze, "What do you mean to find old rice?" ”

Erxiao nodded, "Do you think, Lao Mi has been a sheep dealer for so many years, at least there are more ways than the two of us, maybe a thousand people every day can't look down on it."

"Well, that's okay, so the second son, you also know the origin of the sheep, I give you full authority to help me sell, I don't care how much you make in the middle, you make an account for me, I can write off the account for the boss, but I only have one request, realize it as soon as possible, the boss is in a hurry for money, you must remember not to have any cheating and tricks, you also know that those who can mix on the stick side are some masters with backgrounds, pinch us to play as if they were playing!"

The second child trembled and pinched the cup, "Dabao, why are you so evil, why don't we do this job?" ”

Seeing that he was scared of the second child, the vendor smiled proudly, "Ah, you are rich and dangerous, you want to accompany your wife to tease at home. Forced to play or teasing. Forced to play? ”

Erxiao wrapped his sip of wine vigorously, "I. . . Dry! ”

PS "Everyone's tickets are not displayed according to the relevant laws, no one has thrown a ticket all day long, and there is a recommended seat next week, and the noodles will resume two changes, let me know in advance, I hope you will have a lot of support when you arrive!" It's almost clear, and I won't worship you! But thank you for your support