Chapter 51: The Feast of the Hung Gate
Walking off the carriage with Tong Ying, there was also a handsome little guy with clear eyebrows.
This little brother has the potential of a little white face, his skin is white and red, and he can pinch out the water when he is tender, the willow leaves are as light as the crescent moon, and the lips are as bright as the cherry lips, although the chest has been smoothed as much as possible with a corset, but it has no meaning except for making her two plump flesh more conspicuous.
Wu Da sighed secretly, the women dressed as men in historical novels are really nonsense, men are full of economy is not as good as the four taels of flesh on women's chests, and the waves on women's chests are the best gift given to them by God, if they use a corset chest, others can't see it, it can only be blind, or they are acting.
Obviously, what came out of Tong Ying's carriage was a heroine who disguised herself as a man and visited the green building.
And the first thing she did after getting out of the car was to look at Wu Da carefully with interest, frown slightly, and ask with a suspicious face:
"You're the 'horizontal and vertical two'?"
"Poof!"
Wu Da suddenly felt a mouthful of old blood gushing out, and vomited three liters of blood.
What is "horizontal and vertical two"? This is what Wu Da said last time when he scolded those merry talents in Yicui Building, and the original words were:
"You are the mouth #, both horizontal and vertical."
As a result, when it came to the mouth of this aunt, it directly became the title of Wuda.
"Hey, Heng and Vertical Duer, how are you going to humiliate those young talents today? Any new jokes? ”
The expression on Wu Da's face was wonderful, and he smiled awkwardly, not to mention how twisted it was in his heart.
This aunt and grandmother dressed as a man came out of Tong Ying's car, and the relationship between the two must be very close, but looking at Tong Ying's appearance, this woman does not look like his concubine, so the answer is about to come out, this aunt is either Tong Ying's blood sister, or I don't know which of the Tong family is the daughter of a wealthy family.
"Hey, let me ask you, do you want to continue to fight today, or do you want to show off some of your literary talents? I heard that you left a poem for Sister Yicui, which is good. ”
Isn't this a sin, Lao Tzu is a science student with a hairy literary talent? But Lao Tzu doesn't want to be a shameless person who plagiarizes without a lower limit, and it is enough to plagiarize the ancient words of his predecessors once...... Could it be that today is the Hongmen Banquet?
Wu Damo rubbed his chin and smiled: "This little brother is falsely praised, Wu Zhi is just a rough person, how can he say it?" As for the tongue battle, Wu Zhi thanked the girl for mentioning it, and he would drink honestly today and never talk much. ”
The handsome little brother smiled, "Remember, you owe me a favor." ”
Throwing down this sentence, this aunt hummed a little tune, jumped up and ran directly, looking at the direction, it seemed that she had entered Miss Yicui, that is, Master Li's boudoir?
Could it be that she is very familiar with her teacher? Wu Da was taken aback.
It's getting weirder.
Although this aunt and grandmother dressed as a man speak unforgivingly, everyone is a smart person, and she made it a little clear that "continue to fight the crowd", which means that someone will be in trouble today, and the warning is coming.
And judging from the current situation, this aunt seems to be very familiar with the teacher, could it be that she did this with the teacher's permission? But this group of heroes was initiated by the teacher, doesn't this mean that someone forced the teacher to initiate this gathering and took the opportunity to make trouble?
Tong Ying stepped forward, squeezed her eyebrows and said, "How is it?" This is my sister-in-law, and I've been admiring your name of 'horizontal and vertical two' for a long time! ”
After the matter of the salt and iron division and special training, coupled with the recent battle of the law field, the relationship between Wuda and Tong Ying has quickly narrowed, and they have begun to call each other brothers, of course, how many of them are true and how many are false, then I don't know.
Wu Da unfolded the folding fan in his hand with a "swish", shook the bag a few times, and said triumphantly:
"Brother is a talent, handsome and chic, suave, loved by everyone, and flowers bloom, what can your sister do to me?"
"You'll know how good my sister is in the future."
Then Tong Ying looked at the folding fan in Wu Da's hand, and his face was surprised, "You actually like this tone too?" ”
Wu Da pursed his lips and said: "Leading loyal servants, leading vicious dogs, holding folding fans, whistling, and going to the street to tease women from good families is something that my brother has always dreamed of. ”
The corners of Tong Ying's mouth twitched violently, turned around and found a folding fan from the carriage, opened the fan viciously and exhaled a few times, and said provocatively: "Brother too!" ”
Wu Da hurried away.
It's just spring, and the weather is still a little cold, so it's just a matter of taking a folding fan and pretending to be a force, isn't this a dead fan looking for a cold?
Wu Da simply put the fan away, stuck it upside down on the collar of the back of his neck, hugged the back of his head with both hands, and his face was about to rise to the sky.
Tong Ying is also a wonderful person, now learning and using it is still neat, and he has become a virtue with Wuda, the two of them laughed as if they had returned to their youth, hooked shoulders and backs, followed by several generals who looked at each other, and poured into Yicui Building.
The group of heroes was initiated by Miss Yicui, which probably means that a new song has been composed, and all young talents are invited to have a taste.
Because of the name of "Heroes Club", everyone who received an invitation today can almost be said to be a non-stop, and all of them came.
Tong Ying was originally a top wealthy family in the entire Great Song Dynasty, and he attracted a lot of attention, coupled with his maverick virtue with Wuda, he attracted the attention of many people as soon as he entered the door.
"Brother Tong, I haven't seen you for many days, don't come unharmed?"
"Brother Tong is late, how many drinks do you have to punish yourself?"
"This is the legendary 'Horizontal and Vertical Capital II' martial arts official, right?"
Finally someone recognized Wuda.
As soon as these words came out, everyone's eyes unconsciously drifted to Wuda.
This is not to say that Wuhan University is more popular, but because the name of Wuhan University has been too loud recently, and it is still mixed up in a small Yanggu County.
This is like the dwarf and ugliness of later generations, who suddenly rose from the ground, blended into the upper class society for no reason, and shocked the eyeballs of the whole place.
Of course, our Wuda is no longer short and ugly, it is almost one meter eight!
Tong Ying put his arm around Wu Da's shoulders and said proudly: "This is my brother, Wu Zhi!" ”
There is no need to say much, it is not beautiful to say too much, Tong Ying's simple words are to show his attitude, Wuda is the person he is optimistic about in Tong's family.
Of course, Wuda couldn't be like Tong Ying, who was still sticking a folding fan behind him, so he took out the fan and bowed:
"In Xia Wuzhi, please take care of me."
Most of the people had already gotten up to greet Tong Ying, and naturally they would not save his face at this time, let alone deliberately embarrass Wu Da and salute one after another.
However, there are always people who are not afraid of Tong Ying's family background.
Han Dong, the nephew of Han Mulu, the head of the household, sat on a chair, holding a glass of sake, with a look of disdain on his face, and said defiantly:
"I heard that the martial arts officials are clever and eloquent, and they once wrote a lyric for Miss Yicui? Xiao Ke is not talented, and he is about to learn a thing or two from the military officials. ”
Wu Da smiled slightly.
Hongmen feast, this is the beginning?