Chapter Twenty-Seven: The High-Profile Road Cannot Be Explained
Seeing that Li Ran was angry, Li Shimin said very coolly: "You Li Ran will also brag, and what you will say is all fake, now you can write a poem for me, how about letting everyone here comment on it?" ”
Writing poems, that's tiring work, the master just needs to copy two poems casually, Li Ran said domineeringly: "Although the question is out, let you stupid human beings see what it means to be a poet immortal today."
Seeing Li Ran so happy, Li Shimin was a little surprised, but then he thought about it, these immortals are usually either meditating and cultivating or alchemy, how can they have time to do this, thinking of this, Li Shimin was relieved, so he said: "It's the Lantern Festival, you can listen to it with the Lantern Festival as the title."
Li Ran smiled sinisterly: "Wait a minute, is this a bet, how can you bet without a bet, you say yes, Li Er"
Looking at Li Ran with a sneering face, Li Shimin once again wondered if there was any conspiracy, but thinking that Li Ran was not the kind of person who likes to use his brains, he said with some caution: "Let's talk about your bets first"
Li Ran attached to Li Shimin's ear and said with great temptation: "My bet is the Zheng family's treasure borrowed from the Zheng family's treasury."
Li Shimin suddenly said with shortness of breath when he heard this: "When, seriously? ”
Seeing Li Ran nodding, Li Shimin took a deep breath and asked, "I don't know what my bet is?" ”
Li Ran smiled: "Your bet is very simple, if you lose, you don't care about Lizhi's class time, she will go to school if she wants to, and if she doesn't want to go, she won't go."
Li Shimin immediately understood, and then said with disdain: "Speaking of which, you are lazy and don't want to go to school."
However, contempt is contempt, if it is oneself, if you don't want to go to school, you won't go directly, and no one can help yourself, but Li Ran can give up the Zheng family's thousand-year-old collection for Li Lizhen, which shows Li Ran's love for Li Lizhen.
Li Ran said with some embarrassment: "Li Er, do you need me to praise you twice?"
However, it seemed to be more embarrassing, so Li Ran explained: "I will teach the knowledge of beauty myself, so I won't trouble you."
A good bet, there is not much loss in winning or losing, Li Shimin is very happy to agree: "It's decided"
Seeing that Li Shimin agreed, Li Ran asked the eldest grandson, "Beautiful eldest grandson, do you agree?" ”
I don't know why, but the eldest grandson Wujian is getting more and more beautiful, getting younger and younger, and looking more beautiful and moving. Every time he saw his face in the mirror, the eldest grandson had to think of that reason! Is it anger? Is it hate? Is it shame? Is it idiot? Is it anticipation? Or love? ……
Regarding Li Ran's title of 'sister', the eldest grandson Wujian didn't have much reaction, but smiled faintly: "Seeing that you are so confident, the second brother seems to have lost, but maybe it's a good idea for you to teach you the beauty."
Li Shimin said with some dissatisfaction when he heard this: "Guanyin, I haven't lost yet, maybe Li Ran has lost."
Regarding Li Shimin's dissatisfaction, the eldest grandson said indifferently: "Then you start, I'll be the referee."
Li Ran took two steps very casually and then slowly groaned: "The fire tree and silver flowers are closed, and the iron lock of the star bridge is opened." The dark dust goes with the horse, and the bright moon comes one by one. ”
Li Shimin froze suddenly, but the eldest grandson Wujian commented with a smile on his face: "It depicts the scene of lights and moons, tourists weaving, and bustling, which can be made in such a short time, not bad."
Li Ran said triumphantly to Li Shimin: "Li Er, what's the matter?" If you don't accept it, the master will give you two more songs, listen to it, the calyx building door is rainy, and the city of Chang'an is peaceful. The dragon ranks the fire tree with a thousand lights, and the chicken steps on the lotus long live the spring. ”
The eldest grandson Wujian commented again: "This poem vividly describes the scene of enjoying the lanterns during the Lantern Festival. Pretty good"
Li Ran glanced at the eldest grandson Wuji, what is good, what is quite good, today let you see the high-profile of the young master: "I Li Ran's high-profile road, I can't help but say." If I don't satisfy you, my high-profile is also a failure, listen carefully: the moonlight lights are all over the imperial city, and the incense car treasure overflows the thoroughfare. I don't see Zhenguanxing when I am idle, and I am ashamed to chase the villagers Sai Zigu. ”
This time, the eldest grandson Wujian had not yet spoken, and Li Shimin preemptively praised: "Wonderful, what a person who is idle and does not see Zhen Guanxing, and is ashamed to chase the villager Sai Zigu." Well written, well written"
If it weren't for the fact that the master somehow changed the last two sentences, the master wouldn't have used the word Zhenguan, Li Ran said disdainfully: "What a fart, this poem is good in the first two sentences, you only listened to the last two sentences, right, what a ** man"
The eldest grandson Wujian agreed with Li Ran's statement: "The moonlight lights are full of the imperial city, and the incense car treasure overflows the thoroughfare." It depicts the magnificence of the lantern viewing, which is really good"
"The jade leaks the copper kettle and don't urge, the iron lock is open; Whoever sees the moon can sit idle, and where they don't see the lights. I wonder if this poem can be a good word for the eldest grandson's sister? ”
Although it does not depict the grand occasion of the Lantern Festival positively, it contains a very joyful, joyful, warm and bustling scene. Commendable"
Angry, Li Ran was really angry: "Okay, Sister Eldest Sun's vision is very high, but it doesn't matter, since poetry is not good, let's come to the first word, but before that, it is still necessary for me to briefly tell you what words are." ”
"Ci is a kind of poetry that originated in the Sui Dynasty, originally called 'Qu Ci' and 'Quzi Ci', and now has many other names: close to the body of music, long and short sentences, tunes, songs, movements, qin fun, poems, etc. I'm sure you've all heard some words, but they're all scum, and now I'm going to let you feel the true charm of the words with a poem. ”
"Listen up: "Qingyu Case, Yuan Xi", the east wind blooms thousands of trees at night, and it blows down, and the stars are like rain. BMW carved cars are full of fragrance. The sound of the phoenix flute moves, the light of the jade pot turns, and the fish and dragon dance all night. The moth snow willow is golden, and the smile is full of dark fragrance. The crowd looked for him thousands of times, and suddenly looked back, but the man was there, and the lights were dim. ”
Where is the long-lost applause, looking at the few people who are still savoring, Li Ran feels that he is a great poet and lyricist, but a few simple sentences hide profound philosophy, moving emotions and scratching demeanor. Look at it, even Li Fatzi's little children are deeply intoxicated, which shows that the charm of this song is irresistible!
The eldest grandson Wujian who came back to his senses praised from the bottom of his heart: "I didn't expect that words can be written so beautifully, comparable to poems"
Li Ran said proudly: "Poetry, poetry, this is all predestined"
Looking at the proud Li Ran, the eldest grandson Wujian suddenly sighed, and then reminded Li Ran: "Xianzhi, it's not that I don't help you, it's really not easy to help, you and the second brother are comparing poems, it doesn't seem to be words."
Li Ran was stunned for a moment, but then reacted and said: "Sister Eldest Sun, what are you talking about me, what I compare with Li Er is whether I can make poems, I have made a few poems."
Hearing this, the eldest grandson Wujian sighed, and then pretended to be sad and said: "It's a pity that I haven't heard of the masterpiece of the poet immortal Li Xianzhi that is worthy of being passed down for thousands of years!" ”
The first few poems plagiarized by Li Ran are all masterpieces that can be passed down for thousands of years, and the words of the eldest grandson are only afraid that they are also deliberately made by teasing Li Ran in a good mood. However, Li Ran was really guilty of seeing a beautiful woman so sad, so he thought about it and said: "In this case, that poem fairy will meet your requirements, listen well: "Shengchazi Yuan Xi", last year's New Year's Eve, the flower market was as light as day. The willow tops on the moon, people about after dusk. On New Year's Eve this year, the moon and lights are still the same. I didn't see last year's people, and I was full of tears. ”
The eldest grandson Wujian was inexplicably flustered when he heard the poem, and then calmed down and quipped: "The Lantern Festival has a Valentine's Day saying, which pair of men and women are Xianzhi for, isn't it himself, oops, then my family's beauty suffers a lot!" ”
Li Ran looked at Lizhi and then smiled: "Mu You's matter, Sister Eldest Sun, don't talk nonsense, what if Lizhi is angry?"
Li Lizhi blushed and snorted: "I'm not so stingy."
Li Ran smiled and said to Li Shimin: "Li Er, I don't know if you are still satisfied with the poems I wrote."
Li Shimin said indifferently: "It's not bad, it is worthy of Li Xianzhi who dares to call himself a poet immortal, it really opened my eyes, since I lost, then the previous bet will be counted."
Seeing that this matter had come to an end, the eldest grandson Wujian said: "There are more and more people around, let's leave"
Li Shimin agreed: "Well, I've played it, I've guessed the lantern riddles, and I've watched a hundred plays, so it's time to go back."
The eldest grandson looked at Lizhi and said, "Lizhi, are you leaving with us, or with Xianzhi?" ”
Although Li Lizhi was a little reluctant, she still said: "It's not early, I'd better go back with my mother."
The eldest grandson Wujian didn't force anything, but just said to Li Ran: "Okay, Xianzhi, then let's go first."
Li Ran said: "Well, go slowly, don't send it, goodbye to you."
Seeing Li Shimin's group walk away, Li Ran also left with the coachman Zhao Hu and Xiao Wanrong.
But not long after, a student appeared in front of the lantern stall in situ: "Big harvest, big harvest, I didn't expect that it was rare to set up a stall to have such a harvest, fortunately I just lay down under the stall to rest, otherwise I really couldn't hear such wonderful poems, and what is even better is that the identity of those people is the current emperor His Majesty and the eldest grandson and queen, and the boiling immortal Li Ran Li Xianzhi during this time, the name of the poet immortal is well deserved!" ”
It was getting late, and the lively Chang'an City gradually fell silent, and returned to its former calm, leaving only a lantern hanging on the door!
The next time, when Li Ran hadn't gotten up yet, several poems and a poem had already circulated in Chang'an City, accompanied by a good story. The protagonists of the story are Li Ran, the eldest grandson Wujian and Li Shimin, the cause is the bet, ** is the last word and poem, and the end is that Li Ran won as the ending.
Of course, what followed was Li Ran's title of poet immortal, and there was also the title of lazy immortal, but because Li Ran was an immortal, the title of lazy immortal was quickly extinguished.
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