Chapter 51: Spherical Creatures
When I returned to the camp, there were already two large pheasants hanging on the barbecue grill, which were much plumper and fresher than Tang Fei's suckling pigeons.
"Wow, the eldest lady is so amazing, just like this, even the hair is plucked, it is really unprecedented and unprecedented." Tang Fei said with sincere admiration.
Liu Siyan glanced at Tang Fei, and with a short dagger in his hand, he drew out several beautiful knife flowers.
The pheasant on the barbecue grill immediately showed several knife marks.
Awesome, this girl.
"Miss, I thought you only had a knife." Tang Fei said.
Liu Siyan pale Tang Fei: "One kills, the other kills." ”
"Uh-hehe, yes, it's supposed to be so clear." Tang Fei wiped a handful of sweat.
The night was a little deeper, and the clouds gradually dispersed, revealing a sky full of stars.
"On that star, there lived a college student, who had no father or mother, and one day, God said to him, as long as you jump off this hole, the first woman you meet when you go out will be your lifelong companion. The college student laughed at God and said, "Are you a fool for me?" With that, he turned and left, and ----- the university town fell into another hole, and then he really met the girl, and they lived happily together. ”
Tang Fei was lying on a carpet with his hands under his head.
Liu Siyan asked curiously, "What is a college student?" ”
"College students are not things."
Liu Siyan continued to ask, "What is God?" ”
"God is a girl."
"------ Tang Fei, your story is very ordinary."
"This is my personal experience, not a story." Tang Fei defended that Tang Fei believed that there was a God and he could pass through, and there was a God, what was strange?
"You're the college student?"
"Yes."
"You're not a thing----- "Liu Siyan smirked.
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Tang Fei finally used fear as a reason to rely on Liu Siyan's side. In this regard, Liu Siyan drew a line and did not allow Tang Fei to come over. also lit up the lancet, which had killed countless people.
In this regard, Tang Fei was very puzzled, what does this girl mean? It can't be the woman Megumi Yanagishita met, right? Pretending to be reserved?
"Ahhh-----h
Suddenly, the silent valley remembered the poignant and tactful shout, Liu Siyan's body stiffened for half a second, jumped up, and stood on the ground, the lancet in his hand with a look of vigilance.
Tang Fei also instinctively jumped up, holding ** in his hand, and hid behind Liu Siyan.
"What's going on? What's going on? Tang Fei took the opportunity to hug Liu Siyan's waist, "I'm so scared." ”
Liu Siyan's whole body shook, and he wanted to break free from Tang Fei's embrace, but helplessly, Tang Fei's move was really tight enough. This trick close-quarters lock technique was taught to Tang Fei by Comrade Big Dog, a trick with a high practical index, but I didn't expect that one day, under the improvement of the jade-faced flying dragon Tang Fei, it was used on Liu Siyan's body.
Tang Fei thought in his heart, this girl, shouldn't she be obedient so quickly? So should I take the next step? But there are a lot of ----- accidents in this barren mountain range.
Sure enough, an accident appeared at this time.
I saw that the top of the mountain peak was covered with layers of mist, and I couldn't see the situation inside clearly, a huge ball of meat, more than twice the volume of Tang Fei, rolled over from the peak of the chaotic state, towards Tang Fei's side.
The rolling course is very irregular. From time to time, it bounces up because of uneven paths.
The poignant sound just now came from the animal that looked like a ball of flesh.
"Is it a boar?" Tang Fei said suspiciously.
Liu Siyan glanced at Tang Fei: "Have you ever seen a pig barking like a human?" ”
"You say he's human?" Tang Fei took a look at the ** that had stopped scrolling, and said in surprise.
This is, Liu Siyan suddenly burst out with a strong murderous aura, surrounding all the people within a radius of dozens of meters.
She spotted at least three masters, who were rapidly approaching.
The murderous aura burst out, and the three masters stopped alive, not daring to approach any further.
"Let's go, there are masters." One of the men said.
"What should I do if I can't complete the task?" The other man was a little anxious.
"It's okay, our mission isn't to kill him."
Soon, the three masters disappeared into the night.
"Brother? Are you okay? Tang Fei took the ** and cautiously approached the meat ball.
Once you're sure it's human, it's easy to do.
"Water, Water ----"
The ball muttered, only to see his eyes blank and drooling from his mouth.
Tang Fei hurriedly fed the spare water into the mouth of the meat ball.
"Ahem, how is it spicy?" The meat ball hurriedly spit out the chili water, and the tears were about to come out. looked at Tang Fei with a resentful expression.
Tang Fei took a look, it turned out that he had taken it wrong, this was the equipment he had brought with him, and it was used for Yin people, and the effect was second only to croton wine.
Tang Fei hurriedly threw the chili water aside and poured the real pure water into the mouth of the meat ball.
"Ahem." Meatball coughed a few more times.
Tang Fei glanced at the water bag in his hand suspiciously: "That's right this time?" ”
Meat Ball cried: "Brother, you are in too much of a hurry, are you feeding the pigs?" ”
Tang Fei smiled deeply: "If you answered correctly, I will reward you with a bottle of chili water." ”
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Tang Fei gave the meat ball a bottle of water and a few pieces of leftover pheasant butt.
The meat ball didn't know how to be polite at all, and devoured it.
Liu Siyan and Tang Fei watched from the side, as if they were looking at refugees.
"En, this technique is good, it's much better than the imperial kitchen in the palace." The meat ball swallowed in admiration. He also put his oiled fingers in his mouth and licked them.
Tang Fei has a lot of criticism in his heart, are you still in the palace? You're in tatters----
"Brother, little brother, Zhu Tong. I don't know what the two of you call them? "Meatball is still very educated. If you eat other people's things, at least you have to know their names, so that you can repay them in the future.
Tang Fei smiled mysteriously: "My name is Tang Fei, and my nickname is Yangliuzhai 'Jade-faced Flying Dragon'." ”
Or Liu Siyan is more reliable: "Why did they kill you?" ”
I saved someone, and there are some things that must be figured out. Liu Siyan is a mixed party after all.
Zhu Tong's face changed and he shook his head, "I don't know what's going on." ”
Tang Fei glanced at Liu Siyan and said: "Xiao Tongzi, don't pay attention to her, she is good at everything, but she is a little suspicious, anyway, what are you doing?" ”
Tang Fei glanced at the other party, with such a figure, he had to take two steps to catch his breath, what could he do?
"Forehead-----" Zhu Tong bit his finger, thought about it very seriously, and said, "If you are full and wait for death, is it considered work?" ”
"------ count." Tang Fei gritted his teeth, this answer was very funny.
originally wanted to pull the guy in front of him into Yangliuzhai and mix up a small position, but who knows, he got such a cheating answer.
Tang Fei pondered for a while and said, "Tongzi, do you want to be a bandit?" ”
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