Chapter 268: Hua Fei raised his mouth and swallowed the sky
The autumn was high that night, the sun was nearly noon, and the people in Chang'an City were boiling. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 Seeing that the plan was about to fail, Hua Fei, was thinking urgently on the top of the five-story flag pavilion, but the tip of his nose suddenly smelled a faint smell of meat.
Just this trace of smell made Dehuafei's mind "sigh" is a flash of spiritual light. He was overjoyed, but he took a bowl of water, and poured some salt into the water to dissolve it.
But he took the fried locusts out of the oil pot, held them high in his hands and shouted loudly to the people in the city: "Shut them all up and stop listening to me, or I will swallow all these 'messengers of heaven' in one bite, and let them all turn from angels to!" ”
At this time, the people under the pavilion were kowtowing and praying one after another, and they couldn't hear Hua Fei shouting anything, but there were always sharp-eyed people when there were too many people, so everyone shouted loudly.
"Stop, shut up quickly, or the lord will swallow the 'messenger of heaven', stop quickly......"
"Stop yelling, shut down quickly, lest the lord make things worse and eventually get out of control......"
In the rush to stop each other, everyone saw Hua Fei holding the string of 'angels' that had been blown up and burned, and they couldn't help but panic! This can be regarded as the sound of prayers that shook the sky for a long time, and slowly stopped.
After Hua Fei saw that everyone was quiet, he put the fried locusts in his hand on the table to calm everyone's hearts under the attention of everyone, but he reached out and lit another pillar of incense.
None of the people in the city knew what he wanted to do? For a while, the whispering sound resounded "buzzing".
Bing Yuan, Ren An and others thought secretly in their hearts: "The lord has always listened to the opinions of the public, and I think it must be because he saw that everyone was panicked, and he was ready to pray to heaven in person for forgiveness!" ”
Unexpectedly, when they were thinking of the old man with his hands and smiling, they suddenly heard Hua Fei saying loudly to the sky under the bright sun.
"Heaven is above, and today's events were originally raised to dispel rumors among the people, so how can they stop because of the prayers of the people? And if this rumor is not removed, will it not be in vain to let the heavens be wronged? Therefore, today's matter is just an agreement between me Hua Fei and you. ”
As he spoke, he paused and continued to shout before everyone could react.
"I, Hua Fei, swear here, no matter who says it, I can't count the others. As a sign of sincerity, I swallowed this string of locusts into my belly, and if there is any retribution, please come before the hour of tonight, otherwise it will prove that the locusts are not sent by heaven. ”
"Not good!" Hearing this, Fa Zheng was the first to react and shouted, "Tai Shi Ci and Xu Chu didn't rush into the pavilion quickly to stop the lord from swallowing locusts?" ”
"Quick!" Tai Shi Ci and Xu Chu woke up when they heard this, and shouted, "Follow me [me] to stop the lord from swallowing locusts." ”
In the shouting, the two tigers will let go, "click" sound, fit and hit the door of the flag pavilion to pieces, "dong dong dong" rushed into the pavilion quickly, and rushed towards the top of the five floors.
However, after Hua Fei finished his oath, he had already reached out to catch the string of locusts, took one and put it in the salt water to soak it, then put it in his mouth and opened his mouth to chew it.
Everyone under the pavilion was shocked when they saw this! Bing Yuan even beat his chest and hissed and wailed: "My ancestor [lord], Hugh said that it was a 'messenger of heaven' and it couldn't eat it, and even if it wasn't, it couldn't eat the worm indiscriminately!" Aren't you afraid of getting sick......
"Why can't you eat it?" Hua Fei replied while chewing on the pavilion, "It tastes so fragrant!" Not...... It's as delicious as the shrimp meat, and it's chewy. By the way, you know what shrimp is, right? It's a delicious thing in the sea. ”
"Ancestor [lord]," Bing Yuan said in a tearful voice, "Originally grew in Zhuxu, Beihai, how can you not know what a shrimp is?" Oops! Don't eat it, please put down the locusts, right? ”
"What? Do you want to eat one too? Hua Fei really thought that this locust was delicious, so he ate several locusts in a row, and then said loudly to Bing Yuan, who was so anxious that he was about to hit the city wall, "Don't worry! There are a lot of these things outside the city, and I'll let people catch a lot of them later, so that you can have a good meal when you are old. ”
"Ahh Hearing this, Bing Yuan spat on the ground and said loudly, "Yuan won't eat even if he is killed!" No, stop it......"
At this time, Tai Shi Ci and Xu Chu had already rushed to the pavilion with a gust of strong wind, but they saw that Hua Fei had already eaten a bunch of locusts, leaving only two lone locusts.
"What are you two trying to do when you're running so fast?" Hua Fei heard the sound and turned around and glared at the two tiger generals. I glared at Tai Shici and Xu Chu, and my heart jumped!
The two looked at each other and were about to speak, but they heard Hua Fei say loudly: "Oh, I know, you two also want to eat this locust." All right! I have two more here, and it just so happens that each of you can divide one equally among you, and I will give it to you. ”
As he spoke, he handed over the two 'Angel Ones' in his hands that were fried to a golden color, and handed them to the two fierce generals. But Tai Shici and Xu Chu, the hard-working brothers, were scared to the sound of "plop, plop" that their legs were weak, and they all fell to their knees.
The two of them didn't care about anything else, and they opened their mouths to persuade Hua Fei not to eat locusts, but they didn't prevent Hua Fei from reaching out and taking advantage of the two of them being unprepared, and one by one they stuffed them directly into their mouths.
Then he laughed loudly and said: "This thing is known as 'flying shrimp', and the taste is extremely delicious, just like that pair of hind legs, it is the best food in the world!" You two must not spit it out for me and waste it, or you will be fined a hundred. ”
bluffed the two big ones carelessly, and fell into his plan, and even the tiger general who ate the 'angel one' into his mouth opened his mouth and vomited wildly.
Hua Fei laughed and went downstairs, and shouted as he walked: "Is it true or false that the locusts are sent by God?" The child has its own knowledge. Now, I command all the generals to gather and do their best, and to discuss and destroy the locusts in the Jingzhao Mansion! ”
Everyone stared at Hua Fei downstairs in amazement, but they were all flustered, all of them were worried that Hua Fei, who had eaten the 'Angel One', was afraid that he would not be able to get out of the flag pavilion, so he had to let the angry God take it away first.
When Hua Fei was going downstairs, he heard Xu Shu's voice outside shouting: "Doctor Hua, where are you now?" ”
I heard Hua Tuo's voice and said, "Tuo is here, dare to ask what are the instructions of Don't Drive?" ”
"You can quickly go and have people prepare all the necessary medical tools and medicinal materials, and quickly go to diagnose the lord in case there are three long and two short, then it will be a big deal!"
"How many locusts will you grow and short?" Hua Fei listened to Xu Shu's words, and thought to himself with a secret smile in his heart, "This locust is actually the grasshopper of the later generations, this thing is precious in the future generations, and a pound can be worth a lot of money." ”
Thinking that he looked down at his step, he smiled secretly: "Three long and two short is estimated to be gone, but if you say that these two long and one short, I really have them." ”
Thinking to himself, he walked out of the pavilion towards Jingzhao Mansion, and the officials hurriedly followed, but only the worried people were left behind, still worried about him.
After returning home, he talked and laughed freely and wanted to work together with his subordinates to find a way to deal with the locust plague. But helplessly, all of his subordinates seemed to be out of mind because they were worried that something would happen to him.
Even if Hua Fei stretched out his hand to reassure everyone's hearts and let Hua Tuo's divine doctor diagnose three times in a row in public, Hua Tuo also assured everyone that Hua Fei was okay three times, but he still couldn't relieve everyone's worries.
Even Bing Yuan was still urged by everyone, and said to Hua Fei in a hurry, asking him to make arrangements as soon as possible after he returned, who should be the main person for himself and others, in order to continue his last career.
Hua Fei saw that everyone was in a trance, as if the end of the world was coming, so he had to wave helplessly and let everyone come to the mansion to meet after tonight, and then ordered everyone to retreat and rest.
But everyone hesitated and refused to retreat, and Hua Fei had no choice but to lead the eighteen guards with him to return to his residence and secretly think about how to deal with the locust plague alone. (To be continued.) )