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Nowadays, the Tang Dynasty is very popular with rangers, in fact, rangers have existed a long time ago.

Jing Ke is a ranger, even Xu Shiyun, who was given the surname Li by Li Yuan in the current dynasty, that is, Xu Maogong, who was the Sai Zhuge in the Sui and Tang Dynasties, said such a sentence: 'I am a rogue thief at the age of twelve or thirteen, and I will kill anyone I meet; The 14th Five-Year Plan is difficult to be a thief, and those who are unhappy will be killed; Seventeen or eighteen is a good thief, and to go into battle is to kill; At the age of twenty, he became the world's general, using soldiers to save people from death'. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info It can be seen that this Li Tao, who changed his surname, was alive and well when he was a teenager, and he was also a willful and reckless little Langjun.

That's right, in Guo Shan's eyes, most of the rangers in the Tang Dynasty were young people, ignorant and blindly worshipping individual heroism. Especially like those aristocratic rangers, such as Fang Yiai.

"Da Lang, tell us about this 'smiling proud rivers and lakes', okay?" Fang Yiai spoke.

Guo Shan was a little embarrassed.

How does this mean?

With a total of hundreds of thousands of words, it is difficult to finish talking about it for a day and a night.

"Brother Guo should tell him, otherwise I'm afraid that Fang Jun won't be able to sleep all night." Li Hui said.

Chai Lingwu also laughed, and joked to Guo Shan: "Don't you know, didn't there be a 'legend of a bearded guest' some time ago?" Fang Jun, this kid, made a joke after hearing the story of the bearded guest. ”

Guo Shanqi didn't know what kind of joke that cuckold brother could make.

But he saw that Fang Yiai's face was flushed, and he said angrily at Chai Lingwu: "You don't laugh at me, have you forgotten that you wore a yellow robe to play a yellow robe some time ago?" ”

Chai Lingwu squirted the wine in his mouth to the ground with a 'poof', and glared at Fang Yiai with a blush.

It's just a matter of exposing him in other rooms, but in this humble room, in this realm full of people in yellow robes, he exposed his embarrassment of pretending to be a yellow robe, so where did he put his face?

The two of them are of equal status, and their fathers are both powerful figures. was so humiliated by Fang Yiai, who was recognized by everyone, Chai Lingwu also revealed the shortcomings of Fang Yiai: "I don't know who wants to learn from other people's bearded customers to eat their hearts and livers, and they were almost not killed." ”

Guo Shan was taken aback, sat up and asked, "Really eaten?" ”

He looked at Fang Yiai in amazement, wanting to see what this master who really ate people's hearts and livers looked like.

Li Tai smiled and said, "Don't think about it, although Fang Jun ate his heart and liver, he was dug out of the dead pig." ”

Chai Lingwu said with a smile: "That idiot just stuffed his heart and liver into his mouth, how do you know that Wei Guogong happened to come home at that time, how could he not be angry when he saw Fang Jun's appearance?" The Wei State is notoriously strict in its family law, and this ramming goods immediately went down with twenty whips and lay down for half a month without getting up. ”

Guo Shan probably understood.

This bereaved love belongs to those characters in later generations who use tree branches as dragon slaying knives and want to be Qiao Feng when they pose for a pose.

"Ahem, because the story of Xiaoao Jianghu is too long, I'll tell a few people first." Guo Shandao.

A few people were interested, and in this era of scarcity of novels, the stories of the bearded guests were naturally appealing. And Guo Shan believes that martial arts novels like Xiaoao Jianghu may be more able to attract the interest of these young people. Thinking about the beginning, who didn't know Linghu Chong Wei Xiaobao in his era, and who didn't know Ximen Fuxue and Chu Liuxiang?

Taking a sip of wine, Guo Shan said: "This first paragraph is about not knowing which year, month, dynasty, and generation. Lin Pingzhi, the young master of the Fuwei Dart Bureau in Fuzhou Prefecture, Fujian Province"

Guo Shanyou remembered that when Lin Pingzhi appeared, he rode a small white horse to hunt, and then came to Yue Lingshan's wine shop after changing his appearance, which angered the people of the Qingcheng faction and caused the tragedy of destroying the door one after another.

Since the tragic destruction of Lin Ping's house, until Linghu Chong confronted Tian Boguang Restaurant, who traveled alone for thousands of miles.

Guo Shan's mouth was dry, and he felt that the whole person had no strength. Finally, he smiled bitterly and looked at the four people who were looking at him in dementia, and said, "Several, I don't know how many paragraphs I have said." No matter how interesting this story is, it can't be told in a moment. If we have a chance, will we succeed next time? ”

Li Tai was a little disappointed when he heard this, and Li Hui stopped talking. Chai Lingwu Duojing, grinned, and looked at Fang Yiai. Sure enough, Fang Yiai immediately opened his mouth to Guo Shan: "Da Lang, it's still early, can you tell us another paragraph?" ”

Guo Shan's face changed slightly, and he said angrily: "I only say one paragraph every time, but do you see that you let me go after I finished speaking?" Guo Shan is not an iron man, so it is very tiring to talk for a long time in a row. ”

Fang Yiai was stupid and couldn't ask for it anymore, and Li Tai was busy pouring wine and playing round.

But the wine has long been drunk.

Strange to say, Guo Shan told the story and drank the wine as tea, but he didn't seem to be very drunk.

A few people listened to the story and drank, but they didn't even feel very drunk.

Sensing that there was no wine in the jug, several people looked back at the maid. The maid blushed and hurriedly said, "I'll go get the wine." ”

Oh, Guo Shanqi is happy. I don't know when such a group of people gathered behind me. Yes, Xu Qian, the leader, is actually here.

Are you all deserting here, or do you really think you're a storyteller?

Guo Shan waved his hand and said, "Why bother to bring wine again?" I see that a few of them have drunk about the same, why don't we go back now? ”

Fang Yiai said: "Where is this?" We still have a lot to say to you. Sit down again, and make friends. ”

These two goods obviously don't look like smart people. Such an obvious excuse Guo Shan can't hear it? This guy probably still wants to hear the laughing rivers and lakes.

Everyone persuaded again, and Li Tai also came in.

A group of them are young and rich because of their high status in the family. The most important thing is that they are the second sons of the family, and they belong to the kind of lord who can't attack the lord. Therefore, there are people who have no ambitions, and those who are ambitious are young and rich and have a prominent family background, which directly leads to the fact that these people are all a bunch of gentlemen.

Then again.

They don't eat, drink, and wait for death, are they still ready to learn from Li Shimin to win the heir?

But no matter how idle these people are, Guo Shan refuses to follow them.

It's okay to drink some wine at the end, but if you want to talk about laughing again, there is no door.

Guo Shan returned to his seat and smiled.

The wine and food were put on the other side again, and several people were staggered. Fang Yiai proposed to tell two stories to hear? Guo Shan rolled his eyes and refused directly. The crowd had to shift the conversation to women, food, cockfighting.

For example, Chai Lingwu decided to go to the cockfighting arena tomorrow to take a look, it is said that the cockfighting arena came to a rooster named 'Mighty General', which broke the myth of Chang'an Chicken King and the undefeated chicken bully, and created a legendary record of seven consecutive victories alone.

And Li Hui said that his father will come home tomorrow, and he will not be able to come out to play.

Fang Yiai asked what was going on with Sister Ning and Wang Susu, and he said that he had seen Sister Ning and Wang Susu when he was with Changsun Chong.

Guo Shan said directly that Sister Ning and Wang Susu are friends who call Sister here.

Li Tai understood and glanced at Guo Shan ambiguously. Guo Shan was helpless, but Fang Yiai said very righteously: "Since he is the person that Da Lang likes, then he will not have a bad idea." "But this guy has conditions, and the condition is that Guo Shan will tell him if Ling Hu Chong has defeated Tian Boguang and how he captured the nun's heart.

Guo Shan suspected that the wisdom of the bereaved love of the house did not know if he would go to make trouble in the nunnery and establish a Hengshan sect or something after listening to Xiaoao Jianghu.

mentioned the eldest grandson Chong, Li Hui naturally asked Li Tai why the eldest grandson didn't come these days?

Guo Shan's eyes suddenly lit up, he was quite interested in the news of Changsun Chong.

Li Tai smiled bitterly: "This matter is not caused by the 'illegal animals' in the past few days, and now my cousin is still locked up by my uncle in the house." ”

"Huh? It's just that he didn't see Changsun Chong for a few days, and he was so unlucky. Li Hui expressed deep sympathy for the eldest grandson.

"Hmph, that's well deserved." Fang Yiai seems to have a grudge against the eldest grandson.

In fact, they still don't know that the culprit who made Changsun Chong unlucky is now drunk with them, and they can't imagine that the Ning lady who harmed Changsun Chong's bad luck is the Ning sister they have seen during the day.

"The eldest grandson brother was confined by the Duke of Qi, so what should he do about his marriage to Princess Changle?" Chai Lingwu asked Li Tai.

They don't usually care much about this, but since the matter involves Changsun Chong and their circle, they will still inquire.

"After my cousin was grounded, my uncle ran into the palace overnight and begged my father to cancel my sister's holy decree to marry. My father didn't agree, but he couldn't bear his uncle's repeated requests, and finally withdrew his decree. ”

Li Tai's words surprised Chai Lingwu and Li Hui, and also made Guo Shan almost squirt out a mouthful of wine.

He didn't expect the matter to be so big, and he couldn't figure out what the hell the eldest grandson Wuji was doing.

Historically, Princess Changle married the eldest grandson Chong.

But how did you get here, just because of an illegal animal, the eldest grandson Wuji, asked to revoke the decree? Could it be that a good thing in Changsun Chong was destroyed because of himself? After the eldest grandson Chong came out of the mansion, he didn't know how to take revenge on Sister Ning, Wang Susu and himself.

Guo Shan didn't understand it, and he didn't think much about it. He was drunk at this point, and in fact there was not a single person present who was not drunk.

The last few people stumbled downstairs, and according to the rules, they didn't have to pay the bill.

The drunken Guo Shan said goodbye to a few people, and according to the drunken Li Tai, he was going back to find his wife.

This thing has a wife when he is only thirteen years old?

Guo Shan forgot that Li Tai has a wife and a son.

Fang Yiai said that he wanted to go home to practice swords.

Guo Shan didn't know what kind of sword this guy was practicing when he was drunk like this? As for Chai Lingwu and Li Hui, they are going to go to the cockfighting ring in Chongrenfang to have a look.

Guo Shan got into his carriage alone and said goodbye to a few people, and the coachman drove the horse back carefully.

But the bumpy carriage completely made Guo Shan's stomach uncomfortable, and he couldn't help but run a few steps and stop, and then leaned on the carriage and vomited wildly. In the end, he couldn't bear it anymore, so Guo Shan had to get off the horse and walk by himself.

He wasn't very fit for a carriage ride at all, especially after drinking.

Unconsciously, it was getting late, and there were not many pedestrians on the road.

Swaying forward, Guo Shan stared at him and smirked timidly.

The coachman who followed behind was in a hurry, and wanted to go up to help, but was kicked away by his own young master.

Who will reason with you when you are drunk? The clever coachman wisely chose to let his young master wander around.

"Pee, pee" Guo Shan stood up straight in a daze, and went to untie his pants when he spoke.

The coachman immediately became anxious, where could he let his young master do such an unbearable thing on the street?

"Young master, this is not a latrine." He hurriedly ran up and grabbed Guo Shan's pants.

Guo Shan squinted, looked at the coachman in a daze, and said, "You said you want to pee too?" ”

ps: Two changes today

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