drove Li Yue'er to his rental house, and when the hawker opened, Li Yue'er grabbed her collar, looked at the yard and asked the hawker, "Why do you live so remotely, you don't have any thoughts about me, right?" ”

The peddler almost broke the key, "Sister, you don't look at your skills, I'm a lonely person, I'm afraid you have something wrong with me, come in"

Opened the door, the hawker flapped the switch, although the Taurus Palace vendor is also equipped with electric lights or something, but it is all a simple configuration.

The moment the lights came on, Li Yue'er was shocked by the layout of the living room at a glance, and the vendor threw his coat on the coat rack, "Sit on the sofa, I'll wash some fruit for you"

"Oh, Dabao, you actually have a TV at home, and the whole Datang is too royal, hurry up, show me a disc to watch, I want to watch the Chang'e running to the moon that you put that time"

The peddler couldn't cry or laugh, "Sister, don't be curious about the baby's performance, this thing is very ordinary in our place, and you don't need to put the dish, just choose what you want to see, I have a wired one"

As he spoke, he turned on the TV and told Li Yue'er to add or subtract the channel and go to wash the fruit, and when the vendor came out and saw the scene of his nosebleed, Li Yue'er excitedly used the remote control to adjust the station, her attention was completely focused on the TV, and she completely forgot that her clothes were now open!

The hawker used to pretend to put on a coat, "Yue'er, it's cold, let's wear some clothes"

Li Yue'er let out a casual sigh, and continued to change the channel to play, the hawker was in a cold sweat, what a thick nerve, it's okay at home, it's not okay to go out, after thinking about it, the vendor decided to go out and buy her some clothes first, "What, Yue'er, you play at home first, I'll go out and buy you some clothes"

Li Yue'er didn't look at the hawker, waved his hand to let him go, the hawker touched his nose, and explained that he must lock the door before leaving, there is an immodest fairy at home, don't let Lao Huang get cheap, Li Yue'er said I know, go to you!

The hawker drove the car to the pedestrian street, looking at the familiar street scene, the hawker felt a trace of kindness, pulled over and parked the car, after getting out of the car, smelling the familiar air of his hometown with the smell of gasoline, the hawker felt refreshed, and felt that a turbid gas was about to gush out of his stomach.

Just in front of him, two beautiful women walked by, in order to show his demeanor, the hawker clamped his legs hard, kept a smile on his face, and let the turbidity slowly come out.

After the beautiful woman walked by, someone on the side of the road said, "Oh, Dabao, why are you here?" ”

The peddler looked at the blind fortune teller and immediately quipped, "It's worthy of being blind, and the ears are good, why do you hear my car ringing?" “

The blind man shook his head "No, it was you who farted"

The hawker was shocked: "I clamped so tightly, did you still hear me?" ”

"Fart, I smell it, it's a good fart for you to let it go"

The vendor laughed and threw a cigarette to the other party, "What's wrong, it can't make you want to stop, that song is sung well: a wave has not subsided, and a wave is coming to invade again, is this feeling?" ”

"Get out, you" The blind man lit his cigarette and took a puff, "Dabao hasn't been here for a long time, isn't it bad lately, and now he's rich and expensive"

The peddler was shocked again, this blind man is a bit of a doorway, his ears are smart, his nose is smart, he can't see that he can actually know that he is not bad, it seems that the blind man's fortune-telling skills have improved, so the hawker squatted in front of the blind man, "It's not bad, tell me how you calculated, I've been mixing well recently?" ”

The blind man put on a proud expression, "The craftsmanship passed down by the ancestor Yuan Tiangang, how can you let you say it, of course you can listen to it if you want to, fifty"

The hawkers all wanted to drive back to beat Lao Yuan, what kind of fate is nothing, but now we really don't care about fifty yuan, and the hawker also knows that it is not easy for the blind man, so he gave the blind fifty casually, just as a relief to the victims "Now I can talk about it"

The blind man received the money and fumbled in his hand, putting it in his pocket, "It seems that it is really mixed, I used to steal my money while I was not paying attention, but now it is fifty"

"Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and tell me how you figured it out?"

"What else, it's not good, you're willing to smoke China for me? I know you've been pumping big profits, and China is stuck in the car to deal with the traffic police, right? ”

I wiped, listened to the blind man's explanation, the hawker wanted to go over and grab the money, Nima, the brain show funny, it seems that the fortune teller is really deceiving, the hawker pointed to the blind man, "You can do it, be careful I send bricks to your house at night"

The blind man said, "It's just right, I'm going to build a courtyard wall."

was arguing with the blind man, and someone next to him said, "Hey, Dabao, why are you here?" ”

The vendor looked up and saw that it was Gu Shihui, "Yo, where is my sister-in-law out of the stall, where is Maozi?" ”

"I'm dead, I don't look at the stall every day, I go to play mahjong if I have nothing to do"

"That's right, I don't have a daughter-in-law yet, or let's make do with it" It's delicious but dumplings, it's fun... So the hawker is also happy to talk nonsense with Gu Shihui.

Gu Shihui glanced at the hawker, "Sister, there is a reinforcement company standing behind me, it's not your turn"

"That's, look at my sister-in-law, you know when you wear this today, why are you dressed so beautifully? Are you going to take advantage of Maozi's death to revitalize the economy in the south or how to drop? ”

Gu Shihui took a piece of clothing and shook it at the vendor, "My mouth is broken for you, what are you talking nonsense, by the way, why are you running here?" ”

When she asked, the vendor remembered his business, "Sister-in-law, give me two sets of your clothes."

Gu Shihui's face flushed, "I didn't expect you to have this hobby, Dabao, for the sake of you giving me the stall, I'll give it to you when I go home, do you want to wash it or the original flavor?" ”

The black line on the peddler's head is extremely smooth, the effect is comparable to that of Piaorou, the blind man next to him can't listen to it anymore, move the stool to the side and listen closer, this married woman is really tough, "Sister, I'm not as dirty as you think, I bought it for my girlfriend"

Gu Shihui spat on the ground, "Dog. Damn, who told you not to speak clearly, by the way, what does your girlfriend look like, I have time to bring my sister to give you a palm."

The vendor rummaged through the clothes on Gu Shihui's stall, while perfunctorily saying, "It must be, do you have L size clothes here, find me two sets of good-looking ones"

Gu Shihui was verbose while helping the vendor find it, "Blessed is the boy, his girlfriend is not low, by the way, do you want to be exposed or conservative?" ”

"My own home, how can I let others get cheap, find me a more conservative one"

Gu Shihui found two clothes that were close to formal wear from the pile of clothes and handed them to the vendor, "Just wear this, show your figure, it's not so revealing"

The vendor picked it up and took a look, the top is a three-quarter sleeve with a lapel, it's okay, it's not a deep V, but it is estimated that Li Yueer may not agree to wear it at this time, see if there is really nothing else, just take these two pieces to make do!

Gu Shi Hui Mali helped the hawker wrap his clothes, and the hawker wanted to give money, but he was rejected, "It's not easy to make money with it, leave some money to go to a better hotel to open a room, don't learn to tear socks if you have nothing to do"

The hawker really obeyed these married people, but Gu Shihui said socks, and the hawker remembered that he had to help Li Yueer buy underwear and shoes, the shoes were easy to say, and the first time he saw Li Yueer, he judged that this girl was wearing Sanqi's shoes, but this underwear was not measured on the spot, so it was difficult to grasp!

But isn't there a consultant in front of her, who asked her, "Sister-in-law, what brand of underwear is good?" ”

Koo recommended a brand she liked, and then asked the vendor, "Do you know how big she wears?" ”

The hawker scratched at the other party's chest, "Visually smaller than you" and provoked the other party to shake a false support, "Blessed boy, look at your comparison is about 32C, you go to the store to have a look"

"Thank you sister-in-law for your advice, but you seem to be a little older than before you got married, is Maozi's kung fu good?"