Seeing that Li Xi was already in the middle of nowhere, Xie Xiuqi's eyes rolled.

"There are seven monkeys in the tree, one monkey on the ground, how many monkeys are there?"

He squinted at Li Xi and said leisurely.

Before Xie Xiuqi's words fell, the audience was already in an uproar, and Li Xi was even more furious-this bastard, is he here to humiliate me?

Seeing that everyone's attention was completely diverted by his own strange topic, the young man who was hiding the ghost was already very lucky in his heart, only to see him strike while the iron was hot, and looked at Li Xi with disdain on his face: "Don't you know this?" Still want to think? ”

Li Xi stared at Xie Xiuqi with great annoyance, she was already biting with silver teeth: "Eight!" ”

She gritted her teeth.

Xie Xiuqi took a deep breath again.

O great Oscar gods, give me strength again to protect your devout believers!

Gradually, he had an incredible look on his face: "Eight...... Eight? This...... You're going to be wrong? ”

He was dumbfounded, as if he had seen some big joke, and the shock on his expression was even more outrageous.

Li Xi was suddenly furious again: "Seven plus one equals eight, isn't it right?" ”

The girl's face turned red, and she said angrily.

The crowd was also full of strange faces.

There are seven monkeys in the tree, one monkey on the ground, a total of eight monkeys - this question can be answered by a three-year-old child, it is simply a point giveaway, why is it wrong? He's making trouble......

Just when they were confused, they heard the young man say innocently and timidly on the side: "But I'm talking about 'riding' a monkey on the tree......

There was silence in the room.

In the small pavilion, Li Mao brought a sip of tea to his mouth, and suddenly there was a spurt on the ground.

"What a cunning boy, a narrow-minded man." He pointed at Xie Xiuqi tremblingly, his hand holding the teacup was trembling, and he smiled breathlessly.

Lu Zihe's face was also gradually distorted, and Lu Yunpeng had already covered his mouth desperately, feeling that his stomach suddenly ached.

Even Li Yu, who has always been old-fashioned, trembled on his face, and he tried his best to hold back a smile.

The laughter of the crowd who gradually came back to their senses also sounded one after another, and even some of the scholars brought by Li Xi began to laugh.

"You...... You...... You mean! What is the math problem? You, you're cheating! Li Xi trembled and pointed at Xie Xiuqi, his face was already full of shame and anger.

Xie Xiuqi was very happy in his heart.

This uses modern brain teasers to bully ancient scientific beauty girls...... I'm such a Qin beast.

He thought.

I wanted to divert everyone's attention and give myself time to find a way to round out the high number of things that I said when I opened my mouth today. At this moment, not only did everyone's attention divert attention, but he himself began to have a little elation.

I saw him think about it, and smiled at Li Xi again: "Okay, then I'll ask a normal, and definitely math question: then, why is seven plus one equal to eight?" ”

The crowd fell silent.

Not equal to eight? How is this possible? But he also said that it was definitely a math problem...... It will not be a play on words. It's just that seven plus one can still equal eight?

Everyone thought hard, and even Lu Zi, Li Mao and others on the side were full of puzzled expressions.

Li Xi frowned even more beautifully, but gradually, there was more and more confusion in his eyes.

"Alas...... Such a simple question......"

Hearing Xie Xiuqi's long sigh, everyone was gradually getting a little anxious - he and the others didn't ask anyone a question, but when others asked him, he didn't know what to do, this ......

The faces of the crowd gradually became a little unbearable.

"Will it be? No, I'm going to announce the answer. Xie Xiuqi was even more happily playing on the side.

Everyone's hearts were already in a hurry, and suddenly, a scholar who seemed to have been forced to faint finally whispered timidly: "Could it be...... Riding a monkey? ”

The audience was silent, and the burst of laughter rang out.

Li Xi was dumbfounded, she looked at the scholar angrily, and her eyes were already full of the look of meeting her pig teammates.

Seeing Xie Xiuqi laughing there, the girl's heart became more and more anxious.

It can't be that it doesn't equal eight...... And this time he said that it was a math problem, so what other situation in mathematics could make seven plus one not equal eight?

The girl's little brain pondered sharply.

Looking at the young man, he began to roll on the ground with laughter.

The girl's face gradually became unbearable, and she was even more annoyed: "You are cheating again, this is impossible!" ”

She looked at the young man angrily and said angrily again.

Xie Xiuqi finally stopped laughing.

"Why can't it be? Seven plus one...... Not equal to eight ...... due to miscalculation"

He said leisurely.

The crowd roared again, and the faces of the people were full of stunned expressions, and then they turned to anger, but finally they all turned into helplessness that they could not refute - is this not a mathematical problem? It's really a math problem...... Seven plus one was miscalculated, so it doesn't equal eight......

Li Xi was even more dumbfounded, the girl's face was blue and white for a while, and finally it was already red, and gradually, her eyes began to burst with tears.

"You...... I...... You bastard! She trembled and pointed at Xie Xiuqi, and there was already a hint of crying in her voice. As soon as she stomped her foot, she had already run out.

Lu Yunpeng's face was extremely strange, he looked at Xie Xiuqi, and his eyes were full of sympathy for his future.

Lu Zihe's face twitched, and he looked at the innocent young man in the field, and his face was even more angry and funny.

"Father, now I really believe your words...... This person's mental agility is indeed rare. Li Yu was crying and laughing and praised Li Mao.

Li Mao finally stopped laughing, he thought about it, and sighed in a low voice: "Yes...... Although it is a promotion of narrowness, if there is only one tendon, it is absolutely impossible to ask this kind of ...... on the spot."

Li Mao's face trembled again as he spoke: "This kind of whimsical and weird problem. ”

Seeing the little granddaughter running away angrily, Li Mao, who usually spoiled Li Xi the most, was not unusual, but just waved his hand to order a few subordinates to follow.

I saw him cough lightly, and after calming down the boiling sound in the group of scholars who were in chaos, he already smiled and said, "Okay, everyone. Xie Xiuqi's questions were all pranks, not academic. But what you just asked, it's science. Everyone has answered them one by one, and now, can you be convinced? ”

"The students are ashamed...... the students of the county school are already ashamed.

Li Mao smiled: "If that's the case, then let's disperse." You don't need to be presumptuous. The way of learning lies in the simultaneous development of science and Confucianism, both internal and external. Xie Xiuqi's question was just a quick and treacherous question. If you study hard, the old man will also see in his eyes, the future is long, if there are outstanding people, how can the old man not see the joy of hunting? Now, let's disperse. ”

"Follow the instructions of the Lord."

The scholars said the same thing one after another, and each of them left in a huff.

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Lee's study.

Li Mao sat solemnly and finally took the tea from Xie Xiuqi's hand.

"Student Xie Xiuqi, meet the teacher."

Xie Xiuqi said loudly, under the gaze of Lu Zihe and smiling on the side, he already bowed to Li Maochang.

Looking at the young man who was respectfully bowing, Li Mao nodded: "If you enter my door, you need to follow my rules." Guarding against arrogance, impetuosity, self-cultivation, and morality, can you write it down? ”

"Remember, students." Xie Xiuqi replied solemnly.

Li Mao nodded again: "Respect the teacher, love the same family, study diligently, ponder, act cautiously, can you write it down?" ”

"Remember, students." Xie Xiuqi replied solemnly again.

Li Mao slowly bowed his head: "You have changed your mind, but at that time, you were sad about your life, chaotic and ignorant all day long, without any view of right and wrong, and unscrupulous. Therefore, your filthy past will not be pursued as a teacher. ”

"However, the word "lewdness" is the most harmful. As a teacher, I don't want you to be pure-hearted and have few desires, but if a husband is born in the world, if he only bullies women, and even uses despicable means to be innocent, it is a great shame for a good man! If there is such a disciple as a teacher, he will have no face to the world in life, and he will have no face in death! ”

"Yes, if you don't cultivate your self-cultivation in the future, you only need to commit it again slightly, and you will be punished for several crimes as a teacher! If I don't get rid of you, thank the world, and I vow not to give up! When the time comes, you will be in a trap, and you will be added to the axe, don't say that the teacher is unpredictable today! Write down! ”

By the end of the day, the old man was already in full swing.

"Remember, students." Xie Xiuqi also replied loudly.

Li Mao nodded: "So, get up." ”

Looking at the respectful young man who stood up, a trace of satisfaction flashed in Li Mao's eyes.

was about to speak, but Lu Zihe, who heard it on the side, said with a smile: "Boss, Qi'er has already worshiped the boss as a teacher and has grown up, and I ask the boss to give him words again to encourage him." ”

Li Mao thought about it, but also smiled and nodded.

I saw him groan, and looked at Xie Xiuqi who was standing in front of him again, and said slowly: "Self-cultivation Qi family, this is called Xiuqi." Your parents have chosen this name for you, and they have high hopes for you. However, your past is especially worthy of this name. Your father said to him again today, and you still have an undecided heart and no great ambition. ”

"The empire is like flowers at this moment. However, the homeland has not been restored, the sea has not been settled, there are internal troubles, and there are strong enemies outside, which is the time for your generation to make great achievements in the future. Self-cultivation and family, governing the country and leveling the world, a good man, should have this ambition. ”

"Yes, the teacher will choose the word 'Zhiping' or 'Pingzhi' for you, and you can choose one of them."

Xie Xiuqi was stunned, and he couldn't cry or laugh in his heart.

Your sister...... In ancient times, the method of taking words was also known to me, and it was generally based on the name, or an extension of the name, or a supplement to the name.

It's just that the word that can be derived from his name is too domineering......

Zhiping? Flat? are all well-known men, counterattacking the supporting role of the protagonist woman......

Fortunately, I have neither the surname Yin nor the surname Lin, otherwise how can I be embarrassed?

Thinking so in his heart, Xie Xiuqi also bowed down again and said: "Thank you for the words, and the students choose 'Zhiping'." ”

Forget it, the lesser of two evils, Zhiping...... It's better than Lin Pingzhi, who also pitted the male protagonist to counterattack the female protagonist, but let the female protagonist become a female partner, and he became a dead eunuch......

No matter how you say it, Yin Zhiping also has his own peach blossom halo, the miserable male protagonist, the counterattack female protagonist, there is a wood and a ...... When I watched the Condor back then, my brother always wanted to substitute Yin Zhiping for Yin Zhiping in a certain period of time...... Even if the book is almost finished, every time I see Xiaolongnu, I always think of that night, Yin Zhiping on the shore of Daming Lake......

The young man thought with resentment in his heart.